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Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT

@goribbonzee.bsky.social

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

created October 20, 2023

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

So does that mean Musk would be sent “back” to the Dutch/German/French Huguenots?

1/9/2025, 1:01:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it, Newsom is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA. That’s fun, but, he’s not the only viable candidate. He’s chosen to thrown the trans community under the bus for political expediency. He sucks for that and I wouldn’t be able to vote for him. Now, if we’re talking Beshear…ally and viable…

31/8/2025, 6:14:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

What, the @nytimes.com headline team failed again?!

31/8/2025, 1:39:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

The foosball or the files?

31/8/2025, 1:38:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

@andybeshearky.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 5:52:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

@andybeshearky.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 5:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.

29/8/2025, 3:12:19 PM | 4795 1260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Instead of voting for someone like Newsom, who, admittedly, is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA, we can vote for someone like Beshear, who has a demonstrated record of good governance AND not throwing vulnerable communities under the bus for political expediency!

28/8/2025, 7:14:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

At you? Not at all. Thanks for checking in though.

28/8/2025, 4:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

You really cover a lot of ground here. “Nobody cares”, except apparently you, who cares enough to reply. And you managed to include the ad hominem and red herring(?) logical fallacies to boot!

28/8/2025, 3:49:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Photoshop Nick Offerman over Trump, and this could be a promotional poster for the prequel to Alex Garland’s Civil War. Real life fascism creep.

28/8/2025, 1:32:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nate O (@nateo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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26/8/2025, 4:37:16 PM | 67 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I sincerely hope that Democrats judge potential candidates by how those candidates would treat vulnerable groups. With his amplification of anti-trans medical care nonsense, Newson is expressing a willingness to throw an extremely vulnerable group entirely under the bus.

25/8/2025, 3:42:01 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Was that an actual question someone asked? It’s like year 12 of Trump-as-a-politician, and the media still has no clue how to cover this turd. Sigh

25/8/2025, 2:08:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

He is the snowflakiest of the most snowflaky party. Such a whiny and weak “man”.

25/8/2025, 2:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologies in advance, as I can’t access Rubin’s substack article itself for some reason.

25/8/2025, 1:33:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

What type of reforms do you think might be effective? Structural reforms (eg, term limits, or “packing” the court), administrative (eg, enforceable ethics rules), both, or something else? It’s really hard not see a really bleak future with SCOTUS.

25/8/2025, 1:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Why can’t the people enjoy the foosball?

25/8/2025, 2:55:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, this is Skynet toying with us.

24/8/2025, 11:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, Snoop officially went into Buster status when he started shilling for Trump. I appreciate all he did for Olympic dressage but he’s now who he was rapping about back in 1992.

24/8/2025, 11:57:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

If you care about trans right, then you wouldn’t support candidates who are willing to do things like ban medical care. If you do, then say “I care about trans right until it becomes politically difficult, then I’m willing to throw that vulnerable (extremely small) population under the bus.”

24/8/2025, 3:00:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent. We’ll all wait with bated breath for the Third Way to offer any sort of nuanced response….

24/8/2025, 1:39:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted

We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.

24/8/2025, 3:27:18 AM | 2894 414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Mark, I hope you’ll give a break to those of us that have a really tough time finding small (nuanced) victories amid a morass of imbecilic, hateful, despotic governance from the executive branch, while the other two “coequal” branches lay prone in appeasement and dereliction. It ain’t pretty, man.

23/8/2025, 11:05:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve already seen some Gavinites claim that opposing Newson based on his bigoted anti-trans position is akin to folks not voting for Harris based on Israel. Yeah, fuck that. I judge people based on things like how they treat the vulnerable. Newsom can kick rocks.

23/8/2025, 1:43:53 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, who the fuck cares about some shitty roadtrip restaurant’s decision to lose a barrel? I mean, an all-font logo isn’t going to stop me from remembering all the stories about that place being shitty to black customers.

22/8/2025, 3:05:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

So, stop being nuanced and precise when articulating social and economic issues and problems facing a large swath of society. Got it. I realize some of the words on their list are easily mocked, but this really just seems like the 1990s era anti-PC movement (aka, white males are big angry).

22/8/2025, 2:37:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

So this person, who is at a think tank with roots at the Heritage Foundation, sees the value of the social safety net now that she has a disabled child. I hope her child receives the care they need, but ffs, the hypocrisy of it all… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...

21/8/2025, 2:53:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m happy to say that I had no clue who “Wes Yang” was until this very moment. He seems like a delightful turd blossom. Same for the turd blossom who got bent out of shape bc Duolingo accurately identified JK Rowling as being mean. I’d say she’s a raging asshole, but tomato tomato I guess.

21/8/2025, 12:28:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m glad (not the best word choice) to hear that. I remember watching some kind of talk/presentation he gave around the time he was the mayor of Braddock, and he came across as a genuinely empathetic and caring person…

20/8/2025, 8:06:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a doctor of anything, but I think the massive stroke Fetterman suffered led to some “rewiring” to his neural pathways. I could be wrong, and he was always this way.

20/8/2025, 7:54:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

FU @governor.ca.gov, tacking to the “ghoul” is a terrible political strategy.

20/8/2025, 6:05:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s hard to pay someone else to play video games for him and run a nascent political party on when you’re in a K hole most of the time.

20/8/2025, 2:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Totally, completely shocked that Herr Trump would target the only black woman on the Fed board. This fucking guy… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/u...

20/8/2025, 2:42:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

I mean, this fucking guy… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...

20/8/2025, 1:35:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a diplomatic way of saying: “I hope I’m on a different team sooner than later.” And I can’t blame any player for wanting to be somewhere he can play. My guess is Dime Bag Danny might have Steichen changing his tune soon, though! I think he’s a different player post neck injury.

19/8/2025, 6:11:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Beat me to it!

19/8/2025, 2:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoopsie!

19/8/2025, 2:43:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Who knew Donald Trump would be the modern day Neville Chamberlain? Totally shocked.

17/8/2025, 1:35:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Who knew there were two fantasy football poop podcasts? There is space for two. @livingthestream.bsky.social, @davekluge.bsky.social, @alfredoabrown.bsky.social

15/8/2025, 2:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted

GOP senators are gonna…?

14/8/2025, 1:03:04 AM | 441 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a great answer (and one I share). I’d like to think Clint may be more of 80s-style Republican, but I wonder if he would’ve made Gran Torino today? And if so, would Walt have just been a racist angry old man who just ended up calling ICE on Sue and her kin?

10/8/2025, 12:58:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

So when dipshit Kash told the senate there’d be no retaliation related to Jan 6 that was just a lie?!

7/8/2025, 3:41:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Fat chance they do that. Our media is failing us. And with what will no doubt be a comprehensive red-state gerrymandering effort (with blue states likely following suit where possible, representative democracy as we’ve known it will be over. The race to the bottom will reach the finish line.

7/8/2025, 12:49:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologies that the grammar in my post above is absolutely atrocious!

7/8/2025, 12:27:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as she’s going to get rid of the space lasers as well.

6/8/2025, 11:43:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Slurp slurp Tim. Bootlicking coward.

6/8/2025, 10:24:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

It’s never been more over for the rookie… My condolences to RJ Harvey.

6/8/2025, 6:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

wtf type of question was even asked at this presser? Trans women coming to the US to beat up American athletes. It’s like we have completed regressed to the 1950s. You have this and assholes JK Rowling insinuating transwomen helping someone shop for bras is clearly a sexual predator pervert. FFS…

6/8/2025, 6:30:27 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

He's a kid-fucker whose brain is made of pudding

6/8/2025, 6:07:16 PM | 424 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Ness (@patricknessbooks.bsky.social) reposted

The employee asked the girl and her mother if they needed help shopping. That’s it. That’s all. The misinformation, the insinuations (because the facts are inconveniently benign) are EXACTLY what was done to lesbians in the 80s. This is the product of hate and fear, not reality.

JK Rowling tweeting got a boycott of M&S, stretching facts to the breaking point, and making the world a worse place for absolutely everyone.
6/8/2025, 9:39:13 AM | 6522 1918 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Jk Rowling is a fucking ghoul and a huge turd. She sucks.

6/8/2025, 6:26:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Teddy B. is good people.

6/8/2025, 6:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey @senatedemocrats.bsky.social, are you dipshits at least keeping track of all the things you need to reopen/recreate/reestablish, if you can ever get your shit together and form a cohesive opposition. Y’all are some lacking fools right now.

5/8/2025, 11:10:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just glad POTUS is strolling the roof line to visualize a ballroom, instead of, you know, doing presidential things. Though I suppose the more time he spends on the roof the less time he has to duck everything up more.

5/8/2025, 4:31:01 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Checks notes… Totally checks out

5/8/2025, 4:28:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Wilson (@desertedge.bsky.social) reposted

Here's a list of just ten laws Elon could be charged with violating. I'm sure there are more. badfaithtimes.com/the-bad-bad-...

5/6/2025, 12:11:36 PM | 36 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

This seems relevant.

5/8/2025, 4:24:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, totally misread Denny’s question. Black Album for sure. It was the beginning of the end for Head banging Metallica.

5/8/2025, 1:03:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

Which is only a national story when a Democrat is president

5/8/2025, 11:46:40 AM | 134 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Follow up would be: tell us your “meet cute” story with your Feel it or F*ck it partner, Matt Waldman. The way they say good bye after their call is amazing, and you can tell they mean it.

5/8/2025, 12:52:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

And completely maddening. The media and general public have the attention span of a gnat. I’m assuming gnats are complete morons.

5/8/2025, 12:43:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s your favorite league format/scoring format (1 QB, Superflex, .5 ppr, etc), and why? And the question wasn’t for me, but I think I’d have to go with Master of Puppets (with Ride the Lightning a close second?).

5/8/2025, 12:39:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

What I stupid idea, for so many reasons.

5/8/2025, 1:09:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocked to see yet another @nytimes.com article on some douche bag carrying water for MAGA assholes. Another bang up job by the grey lady.

3/8/2025, 3:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for this anecdote. Gave me the info I needed to block him on substack. No interest in this asshole’s “writing” showing up in my substack feed.

3/8/2025, 3:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

@nytimes.com needs to eat a bag of genitalia.

3/8/2025, 3:12:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) reposted

a lot of rank and file dems do not seem to understand that trans people are in an existential battle for our right to be part of society right now. the government today is trying to use employment law and federal extortion to ban us from bathrooms.

31/7/2025, 3:20:00 PM | 2633 686 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

The fact that anyone is focusing time and energy on a vapid American eagle jeans commercial (no disrespect intended, Ms Sweeney, get that money) demonstrates we have all lost the plot.

30/7/2025, 11:02:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

The cognitive dissonance necessary to call out another country for prosecuting a former president while simultaneously labelling a former U.S. president “treasonous” (and calling for a DOJ investigation) is impressive.

30/7/2025, 6:51:36 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted

The “person close to Ellison” is ignorant - Colbert’s not in the news division

30/7/2025, 5:53:57 PM | 364 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Ellison is a POS nepo baby douche.

30/7/2025, 6:09:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted

Colbert isn’t the news! It’s a comedy show. It’s not in the news division.

30/7/2025, 5:51:24 PM | 10920 1496 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

This piece of garbage now has a massive cudgel to use against any issue he (or his benefactor) dislike. What a complete joke.

30/7/2025, 1:22:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

30/7/2025, 1:15:03 AM | 15241 3681 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

As the millennials (I think) say, we’re so cooked.

29/7/2025, 7:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

At the end of the day, do you prefer a zone-beating WR or a man-beating WR?

29/7/2025, 6:04:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Kogan (@bbkogan.bsky.social) reposted

Tons of my colleagues at @americanprogress.bsky.social undertook the Herculean task of creating a timeline for when various parts of the "big beautiful bill" begin and when various temporary provisions end. You can read it here: www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...

29/7/2025, 5:07:46 PM | 158 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

I remember when Jill Stein told me there was no difference between the GOP and the Dems on climate change. 🤷🏽‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/c...

29/7/2025, 4:38:14 PM | 9772 2866 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

That Russian mole has done an incalculable amount of damage to this country.

29/7/2025, 5:07:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

🚨WATCH: “THIS PROJECT & AIRPORT ARE IN MY DISTRICT.” Lee has Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social BLOCKED from entering an event announcing a state-sanctioned private Tesla Tunnel from Nashville airport - Elon Musk will control. (Republicans were allowed in) Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DMsqzpJ...

29/7/2025, 4:17:13 PM | 3051 1595 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Well this seems problematic in a democratic society. Oh wait…

29/7/2025, 5:06:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead Center (after the Hard Right pulled the center waaaayyy to the right). What a fraud he is.

29/7/2025, 3:32:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

This toe is ready to go wee, wee, wee all the way home.

29/7/2025, 3:27:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

So you’re saying Jones = Trump? Checks the records… Checks out!

28/7/2025, 3:19:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

This fucking guy cheats at absolutely everything, and not very well (or at least not all discretely), yet his followers don’t care. It’s amazing.

27/7/2025, 11:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Why is majority of the media incapable of doing their job?

27/7/2025, 2:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

one of my tiktok followers made this

8/4/2025, 5:20:32 PM | 14553 2343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Another pedophile GOP elected official, yuck. Has someone been keeping a tally of the party affiliation of elected officials arrested for child sex crimes. It certainly seems to be disproportionately skewed GOP/MAGA, but maybe that’s just anecdotal?

27/7/2025, 1:23:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp, I guess this is one way to Make America(n little league) Great Again. Makes you wonder how the 2028 Olympic Games are going to unfold…

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

This Mr. Rodden person seems like a real peach, and definitely the type of attorney we want working at an agency handling immigration issues.

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Reposting this again because it is a good article and maybe it’ll help shine more light on that’s fuckwit tool, “Connor”. The douche who is such a snowflake loser that he set up the fascist/nazi version of a go fund me page.

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Yeah, the Hulkster sucked.

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Profile picture Dave Zirin (@edgeofsports.bsky.social) reposted

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry, Senator King is either lying or a fucking idiot. Mainers should vote him out next time on this alone. What a jackass.

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

So, Trump is the victim. That totally makes sense…

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring in Bagent!!!!

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Profile picture Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)

Who would’ve imagined…

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Profile picture emily sunshine (@threnody.bsky.social) reposted

cw: SA i can’t speak for anyone other than me, so here’s how a US bathroom ban would hit me • i was assaulted *a lot* in men’s rooms when i was out as a teen • a lot • i wouldn’t put myself in that position again • so no men’s rooms • the EEOC wants to ban gender neutral bathrooms • fuck!🧵

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