Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
So does that mean Musk would be sent “back” to the Dutch/German/French Huguenots?
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view profile on Bluesky Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
So does that mean Musk would be sent “back” to the Dutch/German/French Huguenots?
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it, Newsom is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA. That’s fun, but, he’s not the only viable candidate. He’s chosen to thrown the trans community under the bus for political expediency. He sucks for that and I wouldn’t be able to vote for him. Now, if we’re talking Beshear…ally and viable…
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
What, the @nytimes.com headline team failed again?!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
The foosball or the files?
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
@andybeshearky.bsky.social
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@andybeshearky.bsky.social
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of voting for someone like Newsom, who, admittedly, is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA, we can vote for someone like Beshear, who has a demonstrated record of good governance AND not throwing vulnerable communities under the bus for political expediency!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
At you? Not at all. Thanks for checking in though.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
You really cover a lot of ground here. “Nobody cares”, except apparently you, who cares enough to reply. And you managed to include the ad hominem and red herring(?) logical fallacies to boot!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Photoshop Nick Offerman over Trump, and this could be a promotional poster for the prequel to Alex Garland’s Civil War. Real life fascism creep.
Nate O (@nateo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I sincerely hope that Democrats judge potential candidates by how those candidates would treat vulnerable groups. With his amplification of anti-trans medical care nonsense, Newson is expressing a willingness to throw an extremely vulnerable group entirely under the bus.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Was that an actual question someone asked? It’s like year 12 of Trump-as-a-politician, and the media still has no clue how to cover this turd. Sigh
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
He is the snowflakiest of the most snowflaky party. Such a whiny and weak “man”.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Apologies in advance, as I can’t access Rubin’s substack article itself for some reason.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
What type of reforms do you think might be effective? Structural reforms (eg, term limits, or “packing” the court), administrative (eg, enforceable ethics rules), both, or something else? It’s really hard not see a really bleak future with SCOTUS.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can’t the people enjoy the foosball?
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, this is Skynet toying with us.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, Snoop officially went into Buster status when he started shilling for Trump. I appreciate all he did for Olympic dressage but he’s now who he was rapping about back in 1992.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
If you care about trans right, then you wouldn’t support candidates who are willing to do things like ban medical care. If you do, then say “I care about trans right until it becomes politically difficult, then I’m willing to throw that vulnerable (extremely small) population under the bus.”
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent. We’ll all wait with bated breath for the Third Way to offer any sort of nuanced response….
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark, I hope you’ll give a break to those of us that have a really tough time finding small (nuanced) victories amid a morass of imbecilic, hateful, despotic governance from the executive branch, while the other two “coequal” branches lay prone in appeasement and dereliction. It ain’t pretty, man.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve already seen some Gavinites claim that opposing Newson based on his bigoted anti-trans position is akin to folks not voting for Harris based on Israel. Yeah, fuck that. I judge people based on things like how they treat the vulnerable. Newsom can kick rocks.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, who the fuck cares about some shitty roadtrip restaurant’s decision to lose a barrel? I mean, an all-font logo isn’t going to stop me from remembering all the stories about that place being shitty to black customers.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
So, stop being nuanced and precise when articulating social and economic issues and problems facing a large swath of society. Got it. I realize some of the words on their list are easily mocked, but this really just seems like the 1990s era anti-PC movement (aka, white males are big angry).
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
So this person, who is at a think tank with roots at the Heritage Foundation, sees the value of the social safety net now that she has a disabled child. I hope her child receives the care they need, but ffs, the hypocrisy of it all… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m happy to say that I had no clue who “Wes Yang” was until this very moment. He seems like a delightful turd blossom. Same for the turd blossom who got bent out of shape bc Duolingo accurately identified JK Rowling as being mean. I’d say she’s a raging asshole, but tomato tomato I guess.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad (not the best word choice) to hear that. I remember watching some kind of talk/presentation he gave around the time he was the mayor of Braddock, and he came across as a genuinely empathetic and caring person…
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a doctor of anything, but I think the massive stroke Fetterman suffered led to some “rewiring” to his neural pathways. I could be wrong, and he was always this way.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
FU @governor.ca.gov, tacking to the “ghoul” is a terrible political strategy.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s hard to pay someone else to play video games for him and run a nascent political party on when you’re in a K hole most of the time.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Totally, completely shocked that Herr Trump would target the only black woman on the Fed board. This fucking guy… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/u...
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
I mean, this fucking guy… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a diplomatic way of saying: “I hope I’m on a different team sooner than later.” And I can’t blame any player for wanting to be somewhere he can play. My guess is Dime Bag Danny might have Steichen changing his tune soon, though! I think he’s a different player post neck injury.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Beat me to it!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoopsie!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Who knew Donald Trump would be the modern day Neville Chamberlain? Totally shocked.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Who knew there were two fantasy football poop podcasts? There is space for two. @livingthestream.bsky.social, @davekluge.bsky.social, @alfredoabrown.bsky.social
Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted
GOP senators are gonna…?
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a great answer (and one I share). I’d like to think Clint may be more of 80s-style Republican, but I wonder if he would’ve made Gran Torino today? And if so, would Walt have just been a racist angry old man who just ended up calling ICE on Sue and her kin?
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
So when dipshit Kash told the senate there’d be no retaliation related to Jan 6 that was just a lie?!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Fat chance they do that. Our media is failing us. And with what will no doubt be a comprehensive red-state gerrymandering effort (with blue states likely following suit where possible, representative democracy as we’ve known it will be over. The race to the bottom will reach the finish line.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Apologies that the grammar in my post above is absolutely atrocious!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as she’s going to get rid of the space lasers as well.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Slurp slurp Tim. Bootlicking coward.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
It’s never been more over for the rookie… My condolences to RJ Harvey.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf type of question was even asked at this presser? Trans women coming to the US to beat up American athletes. It’s like we have completed regressed to the 1950s. You have this and assholes JK Rowling insinuating transwomen helping someone shop for bras is clearly a sexual predator pervert. FFS…
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted
He's a kid-fucker whose brain is made of pudding
Patrick Ness (@patricknessbooks.bsky.social) reposted
The employee asked the girl and her mother if they needed help shopping. That’s it. That’s all. The misinformation, the insinuations (because the facts are inconveniently benign) are EXACTLY what was done to lesbians in the 80s. This is the product of hate and fear, not reality.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Jk Rowling is a fucking ghoul and a huge turd. She sucks.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Teddy B. is good people.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey @senatedemocrats.bsky.social, are you dipshits at least keeping track of all the things you need to reopen/recreate/reestablish, if you can ever get your shit together and form a cohesive opposition. Y’all are some lacking fools right now.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just glad POTUS is strolling the roof line to visualize a ballroom, instead of, you know, doing presidential things. Though I suppose the more time he spends on the roof the less time he has to duck everything up more.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Checks notes… Totally checks out
John Wilson (@desertedge.bsky.social) reposted
Here's a list of just ten laws Elon could be charged with violating. I'm sure there are more. badfaithtimes.com/the-bad-bad-...
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
This seems relevant.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, totally misread Denny’s question. Black Album for sure. It was the beginning of the end for Head banging Metallica.
Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted
Which is only a national story when a Democrat is president
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow up would be: tell us your “meet cute” story with your Feel it or F*ck it partner, Matt Waldman. The way they say good bye after their call is amazing, and you can tell they mean it.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
And completely maddening. The media and general public have the attention span of a gnat. I’m assuming gnats are complete morons.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s your favorite league format/scoring format (1 QB, Superflex, .5 ppr, etc), and why? And the question wasn’t for me, but I think I’d have to go with Master of Puppets (with Ride the Lightning a close second?).
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
What I stupid idea, for so many reasons.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocked to see yet another @nytimes.com article on some douche bag carrying water for MAGA assholes. Another bang up job by the grey lady.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for this anecdote. Gave me the info I needed to block him on substack. No interest in this asshole’s “writing” showing up in my substack feed.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
@nytimes.com needs to eat a bag of genitalia.
Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) reposted
a lot of rank and file dems do not seem to understand that trans people are in an existential battle for our right to be part of society right now. the government today is trying to use employment law and federal extortion to ban us from bathrooms.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
The fact that anyone is focusing time and energy on a vapid American eagle jeans commercial (no disrespect intended, Ms Sweeney, get that money) demonstrates we have all lost the plot.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
The cognitive dissonance necessary to call out another country for prosecuting a former president while simultaneously labelling a former U.S. president “treasonous” (and calling for a DOJ investigation) is impressive.
Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted
The “person close to Ellison” is ignorant - Colbert’s not in the news division
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Ellison is a POS nepo baby douche.
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
Colbert isn’t the news! It’s a comedy show. It’s not in the news division.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
This piece of garbage now has a massive cudgel to use against any issue he (or his benefactor) dislike. What a complete joke.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
As the millennials (I think) say, we’re so cooked.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
At the end of the day, do you prefer a zone-beating WR or a man-beating WR?
Bobby Kogan (@bbkogan.bsky.social) reposted
Tons of my colleagues at @americanprogress.bsky.social undertook the Herculean task of creating a timeline for when various parts of the "big beautiful bill" begin and when various temporary provisions end. You can read it here: www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
I remember when Jill Stein told me there was no difference between the GOP and the Dems on climate change. 🤷🏽♂️ www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/c...
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
That Russian mole has done an incalculable amount of damage to this country.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
🚨WATCH: “THIS PROJECT & AIRPORT ARE IN MY DISTRICT.” Lee has Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social BLOCKED from entering an event announcing a state-sanctioned private Tesla Tunnel from Nashville airport - Elon Musk will control. (Republicans were allowed in) Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DMsqzpJ...
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Well this seems problematic in a democratic society. Oh wait…
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Dead Center (after the Hard Right pulled the center waaaayyy to the right). What a fraud he is.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
This toe is ready to go wee, wee, wee all the way home.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
So you’re saying Jones = Trump? Checks the records… Checks out!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
This fucking guy cheats at absolutely everything, and not very well (or at least not all discretely), yet his followers don’t care. It’s amazing.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Why is majority of the media incapable of doing their job?
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
one of my tiktok followers made this
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Another pedophile GOP elected official, yuck. Has someone been keeping a tally of the party affiliation of elected officials arrested for child sex crimes. It certainly seems to be disproportionately skewed GOP/MAGA, but maybe that’s just anecdotal?
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp, I guess this is one way to Make America(n little league) Great Again. Makes you wonder how the 2028 Olympic Games are going to unfold…
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
This Mr. Rodden person seems like a real peach, and definitely the type of attorney we want working at an agency handling immigration issues.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Reposting this again because it is a good article and maybe it’ll help shine more light on that’s fuckwit tool, “Connor”. The douche who is such a snowflake loser that he set up the fascist/nazi version of a go fund me page.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Yeah, the Hulkster sucked.
Dave Zirin (@edgeofsports.bsky.social) reposted
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry, Senator King is either lying or a fucking idiot. Mainers should vote him out next time on this alone. What a jackass.
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
So, Trump is the victim. That totally makes sense…
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social) reply parent
Bring in Bagent!!!!
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT (@goribbonzee.bsky.social)
Who would’ve imagined…
emily sunshine (@threnody.bsky.social) reposted
cw: SA i can’t speak for anyone other than me, so here’s how a US bathroom ban would hit me • i was assaulted *a lot* in men’s rooms when i was out as a teen • a lot • i wouldn’t put myself in that position again • so no men’s rooms • the EEOC wants to ban gender neutral bathrooms • fuck!🧵