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@gorillahands.org

Stultifying personality trapped in this little glass slab.

created February 4, 2025

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Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

What if they had asked for a couple of soldiers to be there?

26/6/2025, 4:18:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Um yeah that's actually treason. So that "all enemies foreign and domestic" oath we all made? Here we go.

26/6/2025, 4:15:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

🤮

26/6/2025, 1:10:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

That's okay, they've already bought 2/3 of the Supreme Court.

25/6/2025, 1:44:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

The phrasing of the lead nearly made me choke on an ice cube, but it's a third-person quote, not reference.

25/6/2025, 2:41:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Maybe this is what finally breaks him. Where they find him under the Resolute desk, wild-eyed, a line of drool soaking his tie, clutching his phone and muttering "it's all lies. All of them."

25/6/2025, 2:05:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

More to the point, does he care?

25/6/2025, 12:33:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

It may be what we *have done*, but it doesn't have to be who we are now, or what we *could* be. Actions carried out in my name do not always have my blessing. But like many, I do what I can to make things right.

24/6/2025, 11:32:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Yup. *My* congress critter is getting the boot this cycle. Don't care what committee they're chairing, or senior member of, this is unacceptable. Primary competition automatically gets my donation.

24/6/2025, 10:39:36 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Gum up the works @chrismurphyct.bsky.social, you and your associates need to STOP PLAYING NICE and put a halt to all Senate business. This government no longer represents the people, and you need to represent *that*.

24/6/2025, 10:26:16 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

How much do I need to contribute for you to do it again?

24/6/2025, 10:16:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Actually the argument that federal law enforcement is completely out of control is rather convincing.

24/6/2025, 9:34:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"He should stay in jail so someone doesn't accidentally arrest him" is that actually what I'm reading? I need to go find my pills now.

24/6/2025, 9:31:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Stewardship of the commons is a basic function of government. If your grandchildren have nothing left, then you have failed at that task.

24/6/2025, 6:40:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Are all these people really that gullible?

24/6/2025, 6:36:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

In other words, he got caught out in a market position and it cost him a bundle.

24/6/2025, 6:32:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

The proper response if you think a law unconstitutional, is to go to court and have it struck down. Simply defying it is illegal, and you can be... Oh. Um, oh wow. Now I see the problem. This is a bit of a pickle isn't it.

24/6/2025, 5:35:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"I don't need proof I'm a citizen. You need proof I'm not!" [Muffled shouting from the floor in the back of the van]

24/6/2025, 2:37:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sacks (@mikesacks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You see the dilemma: be a rubber stamp so to preserve the prospect that adverse rulings would be obeyed, or refuse to be a rubber stamp even just once and reveal just how illusory the Court’s power has always been. The Roberts Court brought this upon itself and our democracy is suffering for it.

25/5/2025, 2:25:54 PM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

So asking "do you have concerns with going to Venezuela", if they answer yes, then "okay South Sudan it is!".

24/6/2025, 12:05:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

No but defenestration is looking like an option.

23/6/2025, 11:59:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

The United States Supreme Court: Come for the corruption, stay for the human trafficking.

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23/6/2025, 9:30:30 PM | 2837 1105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

DID I STUTTER

23/6/2025, 7:54:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

LEO recognizing ICE
23/6/2025, 6:12:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

So this was on the books, Biden & co had shopped and tuned it. Donny just pulled the trigger, and now wants to take credit for coming up with the whole thing. He won't take blame for any fallout from it though.

23/6/2025, 2:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

So you're going to stop it, right?

23/6/2025, 11:25:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"Joey did it too" does not make it right, then or now. Maybe if there is a bona-fide "warheads inbound" emergency could haste be an excuse, but none of these events qualify even in the most generous analysis.

23/6/2025, 1:25:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Starting to miss the whimsy and innocence of our time under the last Bush regime.

23/6/2025, 1:11:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"Avoided asking Congress for permission." You guys do have a... way with words. As if it's his annoying co-worker, instead of, maybe the god damned Constitution.

23/6/2025, 1:04:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"...we will hold him and his enablers accountable." Um, when?

22/6/2025, 10:25:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

The President of the United States can't even spell his own fuckin name. Can we just roll the tanks back into DC please?

22/6/2025, 9:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

aaaaand there it is.

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22/6/2025, 9:54:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

And these "sleeper cells" would continue to not be a problem, if we didn't just BOMB THEIR COUNTRY FOR NO REASON.

22/6/2025, 7:57:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Yah we're fucked.

22/6/2025, 7:51:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Well I guess not then. About Iran, not the other horrible crap.

22/6/2025, 5:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

LA was the first test of this. We have failed twice now. I do hope *somebody* will balk at shooting unarmed US citizens when that order comes.

22/6/2025, 5:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Hey just wondering, how much is this all going to cost? Because I gave up daycare, college, breakfast, and the idea of having teeth so far and I'm running out of things.

22/6/2025, 4:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"We will wait for Bibi's next instructions."

22/6/2025, 2:42:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

And people thought the eggs were expensive...

22/6/2025, 2:41:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

In fact, Trump himself was kind of surprised once they told him.

22/6/2025, 2:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

This is going to age like buttercream frosting in the Arizona sun.

22/6/2025, 2:15:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William C. (@williamcson.bsky.social) reposted

The law is not going to jump out the books and save us from people who are intent on destroying everything in their path and who are willing to kill us all in the process. Please understand this.

22/6/2025, 1:32:55 AM | 1567 481 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

For those in back: "RUSSIA SAYS WE WILL NOW GIVE IRAN NUCLEAR BOMBS TO THREATEN YOU WITH".

22/6/2025, 1:33:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22/6/2025, 12:47:00 AM | 62881 14096 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org)

Blindingly obvious now for anyone that was still pretending otherwise: America is an Israeli puppet.

22/6/2025, 12:55:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"ICE" stands for Iranian Covert Extraction, the name of their insurgent network currently active within the United States. If you see this group operating, report it.

21/6/2025, 10:13:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks

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21/6/2025, 1:32:58 AM | 35640 7495 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Vulcan Corollary: But not too much.

21/6/2025, 1:26:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Government is *supposed* to run at a loss. If you run it for profit it's called corruption and... we used to have laws about that.

21/6/2025, 1:14:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Piggy Vance just can't seem to tell any of those brown folk apart.

21/6/2025, 1:02:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Facts are optional when you're determined to be aggrieved.

21/6/2025, 12:52:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hawkeye8 (@hawkeye8.bsky.social) reposted

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20/6/2025, 4:42:56 PM | 48 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

So the official line then is that masked, heavily armed vigilantes were abducting ethnic-looking people and driving them away in vans? We're all honestly surprised that these people haven't been shot yet; the administration is desperately trying to make this happen.

20/6/2025, 5:17:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

This is sure to boost morale. Years of hard work and dedicated service count as nothing against political contributions. Wonder if they'll get to "retire" with benefits?

20/6/2025, 2:08:21 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Divinemoonlight 🕊🌟 (@divinemoonlight.bsky.social) reposted

USC Law Students Hotline
19/6/2025, 5:17:14 AM | 1073 496 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"You fall to your level of training." With the first rush of panic-adrenaline, logical brain takes a step or three back, and what you're left with is whatever reflexes you have managed to bake into automatic brain.

19/6/2025, 11:00:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A. Torch (@torcho.bsky.social) reposted

This is some real horseshit. If you want to know how bad it gets when sport stadiums go from staging centers to detainment camps look no further back in history than Chile 1973. ☠️ #la #abolishice

19/6/2025, 5:56:46 PM | 27 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

This is good: in two weeks so much other horrible crap will have happened that we'll have forgotten all about Iran and he can move on to instigating more immediate atrocities without losing face.

19/6/2025, 5:57:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Block lists are awesome. Subscribe and *poof* there's two worlds: your Bluesky, and theirs, and the 'twain shall never meet.

19/6/2025, 2:20:25 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Nope. July 4th.

19/6/2025, 1:40:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

America is being controlled by whoever was last in the room alone with Trump.

19/6/2025, 12:19:23 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

It's really supposed to explode from just the end, not all over like that.

19/6/2025, 11:49:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Can't they all go rapture on like an island somewhere so the rest of us can get back to accomplishing things?

19/6/2025, 11:47:30 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

I find it... interesting that #CouchFucker comes to Bluesky, and right about the same time a bunch of new people suddenly start saying the #AltGov people are fakes and need to publicly identify themselves. I was hoping we could leave all the knuckledraggers behind.

19/6/2025, 11:41:34 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Found one!

19/6/2025, 11:33:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

You can scan someone's followers list for a strong hint of who else to block. Recurse as needed.

19/6/2025, 1:42:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

So, what are you going to actually *do* about it? I am excited to see you bring forward real legislation to recognize trans people as equal human beings.

19/6/2025, 1:38:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

*You* people need to suffer equally.

19/6/2025, 1:26:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Ghingold (@emceebois.bsky.social) reposted

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

18/6/2025, 5:48:24 PM | 5005 5488 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Hey kid, line starts back there.

18/6/2025, 9:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

That Mexico is going to pay us back, right?

18/6/2025, 9:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Of course without charges, they want to avoid disfavorable legal precedent.

18/6/2025, 8:21:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Once more the "smaller government" folks are inserting the government between you and your doctor. Don't want to vaccinate my kids against polio/measles/Covid? Fine! My child needs hormone therapy because their chromosomes are the wrong way 'round? Nope go to hell.

18/6/2025, 5:50:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

A proxy battle between the Russians and the Fundamentalists. I honestly have no favorite to win here.

18/6/2025, 5:44:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/6/2025, 3:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Where *is* Vance? Maybe he's having a spine surgically implanted...

17/6/2025, 9:23:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Casually threatening asassination of foreign officials... We are supposed to be above this.

17/6/2025, 9:21:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

"arrived in New York Harbor" I have this vision of it wading up Godzilla style...

17/6/2025, 9:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Have they already invoked the 25th Amendment and just not told anybody, including Trump?

17/6/2025, 9:05:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

This began when he started taking Elon's ketamine.

17/6/2025, 8:59:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Difficult to reconcile with the established legal precedent that if congress declines to regulate a thing, then the states are free to do so. I believe attempting to mandate no regulation falls flat here.

17/6/2025, 8:54:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

If they refuse (as I think here) to positively identify themselves, is it still interference?

17/6/2025, 7:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Since they arrested the escorting cop too, apparently not even LEO is on the side of LEO.

17/6/2025, 6:51:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Didn't Lander ask these questions beforehand, and got no answer? I guess now we can find out if "assaulting an officer" is still viable if the "officer" provides no identification as such. The decision either way is about to make things very interesting.

17/6/2025, 6:41:34 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Roll for persuasion.

17/6/2025, 5:21:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

ICE: "You are under arrest" Citizen: "Why? You do not have a warrant." ICE: "You are under arrest for asking for a warrant."

17/6/2025, 5:02:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org)

Hey hot take: Where is J. D. Vance right now? Who is he talking with? Have we actually invoked the 25th amendment, but not told anybody (including Trump) to avoid further panic?

17/6/2025, 1:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

They (legitimately) don't trust him with the document, so they gave him a coloring book to show off.

17/6/2025, 1:03:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

A "positive" spin, FWIW, is that animosity towards this admin's antics is so wide-spread that they couldn't leave it to chance and expect most soldiers in the audience to not react negatively to the speech. Curious to see the number who self de-selected here.

17/6/2025, 12:13:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Nothing to see here, just the President admitting that he has had no communication with Governors of the states. Shall we ask who he *has* talked to? DeSantis, Abbott, Newsom of course, oh and Mills but I'm not sure if that really counts... That's about it, right?

17/6/2025, 12:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Kind of surprising that the answer to "should the government follow laws" seems to be "eh, depends."

16/6/2025, 6:35:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Current events could take a hint from this though.

15/6/2025, 11:43:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Thank you. Scores of random internet denizens were left hanging.

15/6/2025, 2:19:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoë Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) reposted reply parent

just please remember, whatever the news says about LA after this, that this is *always* how it goes. Everything is extremely calm until the police actively escalate for no reason. It was true during all the BLM protests and it’s true now.

14/6/2025, 11:20:53 PM | 1156 368 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Whoever snuck this into the queue for Donald's parade is a hero. Whoosh right over their heads. But *we* get it, anonymous music picker guy. We get it.

15/6/2025, 1:06:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

Absolutely contributing to the legal defense of whoever does this.

14/6/2025, 9:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ~#8^{P> (@gorillahands.org) reply parent

I did donate. With my FUCKING TAXES. Now that money's being used to trample brown people instead.

14/6/2025, 9:26:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Szonic Allure (he/they) (@szonic.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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