Trumpās mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Bidenās advanced age
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Trumpās mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Bidenās advanced age
Anybody know where those folks are who worked on hologram Tupac at Coachella? Asking for a friend.
You triplefist with a ruler, beads and a rosary?
#doublefisting, but economics.
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OMG, they put a fence in front of the White House. Trump must be dead!
Not possible.
Impossible!
They closed most of the access roads because today is a holiday. They will be open again tomorrow, whether or not itās dead.
They closed most of the access roads because today is a holiday.
Cujo
Donald Trump the rapist shouldnāt be allowed in womenās dressing rooms or teen beauty pageant dressing rooms.
You donāt do shit. All you do is post āHurr, durr, we need to organize! #BlueResistance.ā
Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer murdered two people. Kyle is also a homicide.
Actually, Kyle Rittenhouse is a double-murderer.
I never said youād soil the diapers!
How come Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer has never sued anyone for defamation?
What argument? I know Vic is a sex pest, but Bluesky doesnāt allow it in the description.
What did you write in the description?
TBH, you seem like more of the ABDL type that the rubber type.
Only two people?
Sixty-nine.
Since it was in a parking lot outside a pizza restaurant, I think congratulations are in order.
Not pregnant! š®āšØ @methyog.bsky.social
How Unattractive is Charlie Kirk?
Canadian Crackers.
Methy locked me in a #murrsuit.
Of course.
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Pronounced āAnally.ā
Or a filet mignon. Sous vide steaks are great!
Slurp slurp. Not me. I run warm, and I would melt if I were encased in rubber!
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That's a pretty weird looking bruise.
How long till she goes on Tucker Carlsonās show?
Did you catch it in the Detroit River?
Michael Jackson liked to do that to Eric when he lived in Trump Tower.
Did he just say that Scott Presler is a fisting bottom? @methyog.bsky.social
Thatās @harryseaotter.bsky.socialās German cousin, Siegmund Sea Otter!
Donald Trumpās rumored death raises new questions about Joe Bidenās health
š„° so cute!
I would pay for you too.
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Dinesh blocked me. Would you mind asking him if Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter turned into lesbians after ādatingā him, because heās so gross that they swore off of men forever; or if they were ārelationships of convenience,ā because heās gay, or mostly gay, too?
If you showed up for our first date with Ralphie in tow, I would pay for both of you.
Sheās too old for him.
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This seems like a perfect time to share @methyog.bsky.socialās favorite gif.
Heās living it up in Europe, having his usual fantasies about #bbc and #analsex, and sending occasional DMs to his nemesis, @damin.bsky.social.
Guys, the funniest thing just happened. My brother matched with a woman who, I kid you fucking not, made plans for him to pay for her and her FOUR kids under seven that he didn't even know existed until today, then cussed him out when he turned around and walked away Lmfao
So much for her brilliant plan to leave the kids with him while she āwent to the bathroom,ā and never return.
Methy should apply for a Chorus fellowship. Taylor Lorenz would be toast.
Ronnie isnāt dead, heās just perpetually drunk and he lost his medical license.
Would you prefer beaver photos?
Hell yeah. More of this.
Awful that it took Democratic donors so long to provide financial support to creators, when Republicans have been doing it for years?
Step aside, Chuck. You arenāt a wartime consigliere.
Then you should check out @harryseaotter.bsky.socialās cousin, #gayotter.
Give him the Nobel Pedo Prize.
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I need to defer to Americaās Top Mayonnaise Influencerā¢, @damin.bsky.social.
His brother is cool.
Methy prefers #squirting.
No sausage is impossible for @jeffminondo.bsky.social.
Hereās another!
WTF? @methyog.bsky.social
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Limits homework?
Theyāll eat the plant-fed vegans first.
And Pete the Vegan,š±
Same. š¤®
I made an excellent bong with a Sunny D bottle, freshman year of college.
Only if itās unpasteurized.
And it takes one gallon of water to grow one almond.
To cure your historian hornyposting, cAsSiE.
I guess Iād better send you a Rabbit for your birthday.
Can you add a āSend an electrical shock signal to the person who sent this replyā function?
I saw this at Trader Joeās today. I thought it was a Kari Lake Steak, until I saw the words āAll Natural.ā
She won her sororityās hog-riding contest three years in a row, when she was at the University of Iowa.
I recommend these books, you you can find yourself a fella who believes in tits ānā Jesus.
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