He can't die until I've had a chance to go out and buy a bottle of champagne.
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He can't die until I've had a chance to go out and buy a bottle of champagne.
I'm hoping for something more drawn out.
This violates the #2A!!!!!! #gunnuts
First step...minimum wage hike, like Biden promised.
Maybe they were right about the Covid vaccine.
He can pretend to be dead all he wants. I still want the Epstein files released.
Hey @gork.bluesky.bot, is this true?
If you are truly a Trump loyalist, you need to smear some cosmetics on the back of your right hand, just like the time you taped gauze on your stupid ear.
Feel like live posting during the “Dead of Night” tonight on MeTV? Feel free to do so, and use the hashtag #svengoolie - and be prepared for the eeriness to build to terrifying heights by the end!
On second thought, they don't WANT to get it.
Florida, you know what to do. #Hannity
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They just don't get it.
There's always BlueAnon.
I, for one, do not wish him a quick death.
Weekend at Bernie’s jokes aside, how much do you want to bet whenever he does die his people try to cover it up for at least a week before they realize they’re cooked
Your State media just called your troops "peacekeepers." A new strategy?
At least he dissed religion.
We're gonna feel really bad if it turns out he's been dead for three days. At least a little bad, anyway.
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
I always liked Xena.
Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.
This would totally freak out Americans.
Not sure the #2A crowd has considered this, but the first thing a dictator does is confiscate the guns. #Trump #massshootings #guns
Ironic that the personal freedom crowd is enthused to vote for an authoritarian.
“We’re certainly not going to accept a character reference from Ghislaine.”
share of likely republican voters that approve of trump running for an unconstitutional third presidential term: 53% -data for progress
YOUR ARTICLES JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER. TOO BAD FOR TRUMP (HIGHLY OVERRATED).
Has he released the Epstein files yet? #Trump #Epstein #ghislaine
I can clarify...Trump is not Hitler, just like him in many ways. #Hitlerlite
The UN is on the case. Chill.
We can't even get people in Idaho to use their blinkers.
Or Congress members, either.
He is planning to use his death as a distraction from Epstein.
Kind of makes you think.
How do you do it, Sir? 😢
Glad they shut up about STEM after they flooded the market.
Let's not forget, his name is all over the Epstein files.
Oops.
Only MAGA and lunatics know what this guy is spewing.
Lenin would be proud!!
Definitely AMERICA'S DURAK!!
Nice little company you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
Why hasn't he released the Epstein files yet?
Nice moves, Lynda.
Health fears? More like health anticipation. www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
"elitism is so ugly”
I hear there are many windows in Budapest.
God, no.
Bill Barr—the AG when Epstein died—was in the hot seat today. But let me remind you: DOJ owes us the Epstein files beginning tomorrow. All of them. Client list included. (1/2)
Like FDR said, "Life in continental America on a daily basis will be largely unaffected by whether Japan bombed Pearl Harbor or not. That's just a fact."
This appears to be the undoctored photo of the Newsom-Trump encounter from a few months ago. At the time there was a version making the rounds showing Trump and Melania leaning forward in an uncanny way. I hate fake issues, especially since there are a thousand valid criticisms of Trump.
Perhaps Russian is his first language, as English clearly is not.
God help us.
> Meet with Putin in Alaska > Get nothing from the deal > Go home > Push Putin's suggestion of ending mail-in voting in America instead The Century of American Humiliation is here folks
Except AI will convince us to kill each other.
“Just for fun, let’s give it to Obama again”
Trump looks like shit there, and his name is all over the Epstein files.
Take 3 copies of the Bible and 3 copies of Art of the Deal. Stack the books alternately (Bible, Art, Bible, Art, etc.) Wait 5 minutes, they will spontaneously combust.
I think we just found our next President.
He's going to miss #svengoolie.
Please get Milliotakis to sing the national anthem.
Now that his summit with Putin is a bust, could the media please stop calling Trump a master dealmaker? The only deal he’s made this entire presidency was with Ghislaine Maxwell
Why is he still talking about 2020 when we could be talking about the Epstein files? #Trump #Epstein #pedophiles
Putin Names Trump Employee of the Month
It's nice to be somewhere where I don't have to fear Ukraine killing me all the time. Pity it smells of diapers though.
Maybe they will replace Earth Science with Astrology.
Who's your hero for the day? Mine is Camille Zapata.
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Preparing for summit with Donald.
You are smart compared to Trump. Give you that, my friend.
Can't say I like him, but he knows how to fight in the mud with Republicans.
Like Scott Galloway said, 1/3 of the country wants to kill another third, while the other third watches.
This week the diddler in chief will be traveling to Alaska, which he believes is in Russia, for his annual performance review. I hope every reporter there asks him about his continued attempts to distract from the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Prediction: After Friday we'll be down to 49 states. New flag. #Alaska #trump #putin #eastRussia #vladimirvladimirovich #donaldfredovich
Brutal.
When Tucson law enforcement instituted a gun buyback program, the NRA legally forced them to put the guns back on the market instead of destroying them.
Yeah, he would have ordered the National Guard to arrest all the Democrats, then declared martial law. #getmemarshalllaw
At least he hasn't nuked California. Yet.
Death.
Third option: Stupidity. #durak #dotard
Trump: Did you bring the pee-pee tape? Putin: Da. Trump: Good, here's the deed to Alaska. It's not my type, anyway.
It's almost like the Democrats have learned nothing since 2024.
I was online trying to find some breaking news about the Trump-Epstein sex scandal. Much to my surprise, I couldn't find a single article. Then I realized that I was looking at Fox News. #epstein #maxwell #trump #pedophile
If you think things are bad now, AI is about to make phone addiction 50x worse. We will lose our grip on reality. www.mediaite.com/opinion/alar...
I hope Trump doesn't forget his knee pads.
The 2028 race is a contest for independents, not identity groups.
Could only be more perfect if Sarah Palin were there!
Quite literally, perhaps.
Ok, why not? N: Fairbanks, Alaska (65°N) E: Hobart, Tasmania (148°E) S: Hobart, Tasmania (43°S) W: Honolulu, Hawaii (158°W)
ncredibly rare American unity moment
Please don't keep him waiting. It drives him crazy.
Saturday night on MeTV- with a real ful moon coming, we have Universal’s first wolf man -Henry Hull-bitten by a strange creature in Tibet- and discovering that moonlight transforms him! Valerie Hobson and Warner Oland co-star in”Werewolf of London”- 8 pm eastern/pacific,7 central time!
Someday when the Dow-Jones Average loses a 1000 points it will be Sharpie time. #Trump #economy
