There goes my hero
Whoever knew the deep state was national park Rangers?
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There goes my hero
I stopped being a dem after holding my nose and voting for Bill's rapey ass.
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Mayors are not named crazy stuff like "Zohran Mamdani". Mayors have regular American names like "Fiorello LaGuardia"
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy? Our enemies.
“We can disagree and still be friends” nah sorry nope we can’t. The number one killer of children in this country is gun violence. If hearing that makes you think “prayers!” instead of “how can we fix this??” …we can NEVER be friends.
The loss of family farms and local businesses means that the wealth produced in a community no longer stays there.
Fuck the focus-group-tested assholes
Consequences for all this clownishness are long overdue.
End games are crazy
Did not expect the Cold War to be won by a handful of American white guys willing to boil this country alive for Putin.
I know a very smart guy that voted Bernie, then Trump in the 2016 cycle. Granted, he smokes a lot of weed and is mildly misogynistic
Homer Simpson from classic simpsons era actually is a good example of what Trump’s soft support and persuadable voter would look like
Well-behaved sandwiches rarely make history
"The oft-mentioned tyranny being opposed by gun owners is really just the sense that the wrong people are encroaching on the privileges and prerogatives of whiteness." From 2020:
911, i'd like to report a murder
It's easier than going on a diet
Straight outta the carrot lathe. Wypipo never quit.
Less shameful, perhaps.
Oysters in his pockets!
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
With enough ketamine, anything is possible.
Abbott said he has “bullets in his belt” for TX Dems. GVP advocates know the danger of this rhetoric. People I care about are scared for simply doing the job they were elected by me and my neighbors to do. It’s un-American. #endgunviolence #txdemocrats #txlege www.instagram.com/reel/DNbKdFp...
Sent a screen grab of this to a kid i know at an academy.
When you're losing, always double down
What if you defend us from the Canadians? Is there a medal for that too?
Zohran Mamdani has yet to answer for not being white and this speaks volumes about his campaign
An old Russian joke that feels like it was written yesterday Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why "I'm checking the obituaries" "But the obituaries aren't on the front page" "The one I'm looking for will be"
Stunning
White chutney, for the win!
Eligy for a sheeple?
How many different ways can they say "look whay you made me do!" ?
open.spotify.com/track/71Gwz8...
Bite me
Actually no. Not even Schumer, who is a totally spineless piece of garbage, is that cynical.
Wait until you see his Tinder profile...
That hand switch is a piece of art
Pedophile In Chief
Homelessness is not a crime. Unlike, say, the president deploying troops as law enforcement under the flimsiest of pretexts in American cities.
Ok this is my laugh for the night.
Something that kinda kills me is that Mike Pence is braver than like the head of CBS or ABC.
More distractions and a continuation of his REGIME... federal takeover of Washington DC. Wish you cared that much on January 6th you POS.
I’ll say this for Trump: he sure has made it clear that Jake Tapper is an out-of-touch little bitch
Louder for those in the back of the room.
Really should have stuck with calling them creepy, uncool, goofy weirdos.
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
RIP Anas al-Sharif. His continuous coverage, for almost two years, under the worst conditions imaginable, is the most impressive spell of journalism I can think of happening anywhere, ever.
America gone retrograde is heartbreaking on so many levels.
A typical Presidential term lasts for sixteen 90 day pauses.
Thank you for your service
Do you know any good long pork recipes? Just asking for no reason.
This bag of shit just means"there were errors, we're going to do it better." But then they'll rape the process.
Not the comic we want, the tragedy we need.
Dems need one or several north stars. An affirmative vision for our country. And they need to fight, no holds barred, to push back the authoritarianism which afflicts the country.
You know what the call people who have dinner with Nazis, don't you? ...yep, Nazis.
Everything is always a confession with this effing guy!
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
My second year law school friend to me: i have heard so many heartfelt justifications of absolute evil, it just blows my mind.
Why do you hate the Schutzstaffel?
Oh bugger me with a pitchfork
Trump has taken an entire generation to epstein island.
Martha's Vineyard has ruined his entire life. So glad I've never visited.
Shades of William Jefferson Clinton; though smarter, compassionate and not skeevy.
High Water Elligy, amirite?
He will be mourned. Possibly. But not by me metro.co.uk/2025/08/06/m...
Well played as usual, my dear. P.s. t-shirt arrived, stoke!
Being on the other end of that deal ain't terrible either.
Bootstrap tugging buddy youtu.be/TPHafKOd9A4?...
www.centraloregondaily.com/news/redmond... I hope the bull is okay
Hoo hoo The devil ain't no owl The devil is Colin powell
The normies live in a totally different political universe than us freaks
Sick of people trying to push The Bear on me, I will catch up on my own time
Kristi Noem can I work for ICE I am also a lazy dumb idiot
God forbid I have a hobby
Not a single fricken like?! Come on people, I say Tracer Corn, you say LOL! Those are the rules!
Fuck you jeff bezos and your incessant bullshit!
Peak Gobblin!
Oh, shit, you mean like literally and figuratively!?
"If you want to understand why New York — and virtually every other state — is drifting to the right, observe how so many in the Democratic establishment confuse triangulation with leadership and treat stability as a virtue in and of itself....
The guy who calls every black person Low IQ thinks you can decrease prices by more than 100%. The fucking gall of this dumb racist asshole.
Had to make sure it wasn't dated the 32nd of July
Well played sir. I nominate you for the nobel peace prize and the nobel prize for physical education.
The mascara is perfect
I appreciate Kamela and her career of sevice. And I wish she won; however, the moments when she needs to deliver a heartfelt message seem to be the very moments where she turns to focus-group tested mealy-mouthed safe nothingness. She is both charming and in possession of a potent anticharisma.
Pretty sure that recipe is called Tracer Corn Risotto
Wait till you see the deodorizers in the urinals
Crusty middle aged white men consistently grow more crusty with time. To care about people and to recognize that the world is a complicated place and to keep your heart and mind working is a choice that requires effort and practice. Bill has never shone any of that effort.
It just hits different when you've had a gallon of daiquiri out of a thirty six inch plastic vase.
SATAN: And all you have to do in return is bring me one farmers market pierog. ALAN DERSHOWITZ: You fool, you’ve got a deal!
And hopefully there will be empanadas and house dresses. I mean, a guy can have dreams, right?
Jon Lovett today approximately: the truth is not antisemitic, and antisemitic are not true