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Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@guanoloco.bsky.social

#MMT #BLM #M4A Retired Left wing gay atheist. If you let your cat roam, unmonitored, you are an ASSHOLE who doesn't care if it becomes roadkill. We of the Birb would LOVE to remain ambivalent to your choice of pet but you force them on us. he/him/it

created August 13, 2023

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Profile picture Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted

This is the message. This right here.

2/9/2025, 12:56:04 AM | 140 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

My statement on @nadler.house.gov’s decision not to seek re-election next year.

β€œFor more than thirty years, when New Yorkers needed a champion, we have turned to Jerry Nadlerβ€”and he has delivered for us time and again. Jerry stood alongside gay and trans Americans when it was politically unpopular, voted with courageβ€”not calculusβ€”against the Iraq War and the Patriot Act, stood steadfast alongside the first responders and families sickened after 9/11, and led efforts to hold a lawless Trump administration accountable. Few leaders possess his record of principled progressivism, and fewer can claim to have made such an enduring impact on the fabric of our city. Congress will be worse off without his leadership, but our democracy will be better for the selflessness that has defined a legendary career.”
2/9/2025, 1:01:22 AM | 8257 1021 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted

100+ years of CDC Directors support our client Dr. Susan Monarez. Powerful. "None of us would have agreed to the secretary’s demands, and we applaud Dr. Monarez for standing up for the agency and the health of our communities." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...

1/9/2025, 1:44:51 PM | 379 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine.bsky.social) reposted

The Democratic Party has badly lost its way.

31/8/2025, 3:54:29 PM | 1052 233 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wieble.bsky.social (@wieble.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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2/9/2025, 12:11:40 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lindsey (@andrewlindsey.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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2/9/2025, 12:30:16 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

They also go to great ends hiding their whereabouts. Without addresses, this knowledge is largely useless. So what if we stand together? We still gotta eat and they know that. Nothing is gonna change things until they are scared of us.

2/9/2025, 1:28:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

DuckDuckGoAI got it right.

2/9/2025, 12:49:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle (@dytsras.bsky.social) reposted

It only took them almost two years, but they're finally coming around to what the rest of us already knew

1/9/2025, 5:15:09 PM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Blanchflower BSc (@davidbflower.bsky.social) reposted

Just submitted this picture of Venus and the Beehive Cluster to Astronomy Now magazine. πŸ”­ πŸ§ͺ 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #StormHour #ThePhotoHour

The Beehive cluster of colourful star dots at centre. Bright planet Venus to their right. On a dark background.
1/9/2025, 4:51:41 PM | 64 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The American Prospect (@prospect.org) reposted

Donald Trump’s TX redistricting strategy relies on Latinos voting for him at the same rates they did in 2024. But these voters are swingy, and if Democrats persuade them to switch sides, this play could backfire. From @ddayen.bsky.social:

1/9/2025, 4:00:10 PM | 46 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts. But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy. In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states. This is why unions are vital.

1/9/2025, 4:01:12 PM | 12599 3578 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. Just straight up lie. We need an Anti-gaslighting law that bans people in authority from making statements to the public without having the data for fact-checkers easily accessible and unredacted.

1/9/2025, 5:04:38 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Sirota (@davidsirota.com) reposted

LEVER TIME: How billionaires are trying to physically secede from the society they own. The New Yorker’s Evan Osnos shows how worker exploitation buys gigayachts, bunkers & spaceships β€” all powered by sociopathic greed & a desire to leave us behind. www.levernews.com/the-grotesqu...

1/9/2025, 2:58:13 PM | 148 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

He's getting that translucent look.

1/9/2025, 4:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

I will feel bless-ed.

1/9/2025, 4:57:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya'll should run for Governor! Do it as a gag. It takes two women to clean up a man's mess. 50th in education, I remind you. Jenn and Angie for Governer!!

1/9/2025, 4:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya'll look great!

1/9/2025, 4:49:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

You girls sure get around! MSNBC and now Mamdani! Work it!

1/9/2025, 4:49:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Diana (@dliwimo.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you to the unions and fairness fighters that gained the workers' rights most of us in the U.S. take for granted. Enjoying the new book by @rbreich.bsky.social on this Labor Day weekend.

A pair of reading glasses with books from left to right: Coming Up Short A Memoir of My America Robert B. Reich, Octavia E. Butler A Few Rules for Predicting the Future An Essay Art by Manzel Bowman
1/9/2025, 2:15:00 PM | 246 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Demino (@deminomichael.bsky.social) reposted

I purchased a new book by Robert Reich at RJ Julia Booksellers last Monday and it’s called β€œComing Up Short.”! I’m thinking of reading that book all Autumn/Fall starting next month during and after my 12 flashback Unified Basketball season with the Seaside Saybrook Blazers.

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Profile picture Tara (@taratomato.bsky.social) reposted

Robert Reich shouldn't apologize that his new book "Coming Up Short" is #1 on the New York Times Non-Fiction Bestseller list. "Essential reading for understanding this moment in American history.” - Molly Jong-Fast

21/8/2025, 11:42:18 AM | 571 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

With no mandate on how much you can charge, the ACA was an insurance company giveaway, anyway. We need Medicare for All.

24/8/2025, 2:17:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Found the centrist.

24/8/2025, 2:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The American Prospect (@prospect.org) reposted

For years, moderate Democrats refused to eliminate the filibuster and grant D.C. full statehood, leaving the door wide open for Trump’s coup d’état dry run. From @ryanlcooper.com: trib.al/0jYqmUm

24/8/2025, 2:00:03 PM | 61 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzker should deploy his Guard to MaraLardo to look for the Epstein files, very publicly for the news. Do it before tRump federalizes his Guard. I don't CARE if it's illegal and neither did T before he invaded CA without Gavins permission. Move fast, break things and then fight in court.

24/8/2025, 2:07:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social)

Pritzker needs a couple of well placed billboards on highways entering Illinois: "Welcome FedPeds" overlaying a picture of Epstein.

24/8/2025, 2:05:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzker should send his Guard to invade MaraLago to look for the Epstein files very publicly and right now, before tRump federalizes them. I don't CARE if it's illegal. It was illegal for him to invade CA without Gavin's approval but he dang sure did it. Move fast, break stuff and then go to court.

24/8/2025, 2:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Girl, we got to fight! I don't CARE if it's illegal. tRump didn't care if it was illegal to invade California without Gavin's permission. Move fast and break stuff and fight it out in court later. These mofos want my vote, I need to see some action!

24/8/2025, 1:56:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't CARE if it's illegal!

24/8/2025, 1:52:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Nonsense. tRump can't invade a state without a Governors permission, but he dang sure did. We need to stop being the nice guys and waiting for his next illegal move and complain we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas. Fight!

24/8/2025, 1:51:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Gavin is not hot, he's only hotter than Pritzker, but Mamdani is hotter than them all.

24/8/2025, 12:37:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

24/8/2025, 12:34:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

24/8/2025, 12:34:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

24/8/2025, 12:34:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

24/8/2025, 12:33:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

So? Why do you think he won't try? He's already done it in California and DC. Try googling the phrase 'where has trump federalized the national guard' and you'll see all the news channels are talking about him doing just that in Ill.

24/8/2025, 12:31:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

A secondary point is to make tRumps invasion of Chicago all about Pritzker sending his Guard to MaraLago looking for the EPSTEIN FILES. This whole thing is a distraction from that.

24/8/2025, 12:27:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

"and he will likely need his own guard" tRump is gonna Federalize Illinois Guard. The point is to get them out of state so he can't do that.

24/8/2025, 12:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump did not cite the 1807 Insurrection Act, which allows the president to deploy military personnel on U.S. soil without the consent of a state. How is that for illegal. Anything you do to your opponent, you authorize them to do to you. tRumps mssg to us all: JUST DO IT & fight the lawsuits later.

24/8/2025, 12:24:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If we are talking illegalities here, Trump did not cite the 1807 Insurrection Act, which allows the president to deploy military personnel on U.S. soil without the consent of a state. So tRumps message to us all is JUST DO IT and fight the lawsuits later.

24/8/2025, 12:20:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

meh, democrats are center/right wing anyway. I'm not a VBNMW person. Neither are the democrats when it suits them. (Mamdani) This would be about keeping the news talking about Epstein instead of tRump and Chicago.

24/8/2025, 12:17:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If he sends Florida Guards, they won't be on hand to stop Illinois guards from ransacking MaraLago. It's all theater to force the news to keep saying Epstein files while tRump is trying to make the news about Chicago.

24/8/2025, 12:15:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

24/8/2025, 12:12:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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If tRump hasn't already federalized his states National Guard, Pritzker could do the funniest thing right now and mobilize them down to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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He needs to mobilize his national guard before tRump does. Send them to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files. STEAL this moment away from tRump.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzger needs to mobilize his National Guard down to MaraLago, quickly, to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzker needs to mobilize his states Nat Guard before trump needs them in-state. Send them to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzger needs to move fast and send his National Guard on a mission to find the Epstein files in MaraLago.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Send blue state National Guards on a mission. Invade MaraLago and find the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzger needs to move fast and send his Guards on an errand so they are not in state when tRump wants them. Send them to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzger needs to move fast. Political stunt for political stunt. If he sends them away on an errand, the State Natl Guard won't be available for tRumps shennanigans. Send them to invade MaraLago, looking for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

If Illinois National Guard is busy with another task, say invading MaraLago, looking for the Epstein files, then they won't be on hand to commandeer.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Prizker needs to fight political stunts with political stunts. He needs to send his National Guard RIGHT NOW, to invade MaraLago, looking for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social)

Before tRump can Federalize Illinois National Guard, Pritzker needs to send them on an errand so they are not in state whenever tRump needs them. Mofo wants political stunts? Send them to MaraLago to look for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

Before tRump can Federalize your National Guard, send them away on an errand. What errand? Send them to Mara Lago to look for the Epstein files. Make it very public.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

I kinda like it. Invade MaraLago with Illinois Natl Guard while trump is invading Chicago. When the news shows up, tell them we were looking for the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Guano Loco πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@guanoloco.bsky.social) reply parent

They need a couple of well placed billboards on highways likely to be used: "Welcome FedPeds" overlaying a picture of Epstein.

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The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.

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Greenland breathes sigh of relief as it turns out Trump has decided on a military occupation of the United States instead.

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If a Democratic president starting sending Blue state national guard troops to occupy a red city as a power grab, the GOP officials in that state would arrest the invading guard troops to send a message that they are defending their sovereignty.

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Centrists are beginning to suspect everyone is getting tired of their bullshit.

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