23. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Liberal fruitcake. Slava Ukraini.
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The poor shall eat the flags, and be swaddled in the Union Jack for their housing. This is what a former empire deems within their power, clinging to empty symbols and blind hatred. And yet my brothers and sisters are their kin, if but across the pond. Pathetic, the whole lot.
New Jersey
Not mine though, mine are Cool
Some thoughts are inside thoughts
realizing I never posted these couple year old lancer sketches, first two are the swallowtail and the latter are some sketches for the big Genghis piece (which I'll repost)
Such are the times
It's a joke co-opted from Star Wars that's now being used to call robots/LLMs/any machinery, really a slur
The British must be destroyed.
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of performative wokeness to their politics.
THE HORDE RALLIES BEHIND THE EMPEROR OF THE PLAINS
Apparently Spain managed to cross the demon-infested waters and have some amount of trade with the New World, so the possibility is *technically* there but I don't think they want to get into it for optics reasons. Which I get, I really do...but the models would be rad as fuck.
Top-brain is a serious condition
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Glonzo is in cahoots with the illegal extraterrestrials
These people do not deserve housing
Congratulations to the Anishinaabe people of Minnesota and all Anishinaabe lands, and thanks for this restoration!
After much consideration and deliberation I've come to the conclusion that Paradox and Paradox gamers deserve one another
I'm about to turn the screws even further on this caprine twink I swear to God.
But everything is the worst thing ever, always, forever.
Taking "So no head?" to a whole new level
Yo
She's got enough plausible deniability but she's fully over the edge.
If my college forced me to take a class on Strategic Spiritual Warfare, then by God I'm going to get my money's worth out of this degree
Sexy Watto scares me. His ass is not that fat.
I'll probably have one or two people celebrating but I'll just haunt them, so
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
That's fair
Hey now that sword cuts both ways
True, but having some tits in your face really adds to the ambiance.
But really it's pretty similar to finishing inside a man so ymmv
It's p good ngl
No thanks I just ate
I love the tea as much as any other degenerate on here but this is really no better than reading tea leaves at this point IMO
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
"The world has gone to hell, fascism has come to America and it's all going to be ruined forever-" Some 79 year olds clogged arteries:
Living in a legal state but having to refrain due to potential job interview drug testing is fuckin diabolical
The fucking joy to woe I felt upon opening this post is a masterpiece. However, you are a bastard (laudatory)
I know it's for the protests but PLEASE god I never ask for ANYTHING
What the fuck happened this time?
The first three posts on the top of my timeline are about Trump dying, what the fuck did I miss
She do be wearin that shit
Haru can't even come first in the fit contest smh
Give them a cig and make it monochrome and you got a Sundance winner
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Quantum Superposition Executivr Branch
Wait, wait, wait, is this real? This actually happened? This isn't some trashy dark romance novel?
Everyone wants to be John Wick until they have to load 16 calibers of ammo into 38 different kinds of magazines
I love firearms. I love collecting firearms, and definitely would if I had the finances to do so. But it is a hobby. It is collecting trinkets, that can also go bang. Anyone trying to fool themselves that they're some kind of uber-patriot is a LARPer, full-stop.
Riling up the Austenheads with this one
"Guards, draft this man"
This is funny but I think one of those less-lethal microwave weapons is way funnier Stop stealing children or else you get the zap-zaps
Big Boulder is a passing fad. But snake pits? Snake pits last forever. The snakes eat the other snakes and then fuck the rest of the snakes and make more snakes. Snake pit is the way of the future.
So supervillains can have their Pacific volcanic lairs where the feds won't get them
Woah there Tone, he led ten thousand out of Persia, but he couldn't stick the landing even with them by his side? Say what you will about his brilliance, Xenopussy was a quitter, an' thats that.
(Laudatory)
My Balor is going to shove a nanobot boot up his ass
Trying to look up anything for Lancer (the ttrpg) has been ruined by that little dickhead (lovingly)
The fucking funny horse game is breaking me, and I don't even play it. MAMBO, EI MAMBO! EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI
All progressives will have 2-3 state-appointed queers to keep in contact with
How it is I know not; but there is no place like a bed for confidential disclosures between friends.
Imperial Guard-lookin ass
The Uma brainworms have infected me so throughly that I can understand this with perfect clarity despite never touching the game
The blue and yellow stands proudly where Russia wanted death, marking both survival and the promise of freedom.
It's good. The ending is a little goofy but hey-ho
I'm begging for AnPrims to add an ounce of history to their politics.
$5 says the image, not just the text input into a font, was AI-generated.
I made a joke about it to a friend yesterday 5 minutes after I saw it for the first time.and they said that they already saw it But we're both Gen Z so ymmv
I think its that he loves seeing the guns and acting like a sicario-esque bully, *and* doesn't think about the outcomes but if he ever saw a body he'd hurl. He also probably doesn't appreciate the smell of gunpowder and the loud bangs but that's just a guess.
The guy that has a harem on a compound in Texas is also grokkin his shi in public on the social media website he owns. We truly live in an age of monsters
Yeah but October isn't for another 6 weeks
Alright we'll have to workshop it but the bones are there
Shit man neither am I, shoot your shot
"The Wehrmacht had good ideas about X, Y and Z" -> "The Wehrmacht had some good ideas" -> "The Wehrmacht were good" -> "My body and soul for the Fatherland"
He played the first 10 minutes of Disco Elysium once before he reached for the tie on the ceiling fan and died
Instructions unclear, stuck dick in 3090 and got third degree burns
The bot hates me because I spake truth Cogsucker
Omegaverse
They condemned 14 million people in Africa to horrific death because they thought they were stopping the agency that single-handedly funded all societal progress in the Western world.
White Christmas came early this year
Mr Beasts real last name is Hunby
What does this even mean, anyway? The same series that has The Gender Coffin (admittedly nitpicking but still) and talks about how all of these grand empires fell into rot doesn't especially seem to be right-wing in any substantive sense.
the khan's great heart swells with love for all his children
I give my calculator a little reward when it gives me answers. A little dab of cbd oil on the zero.
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the New York Yankees has a penis envy problem
i didn’t really think it was before, but now i do
Union Band of brothers would solve this
Trans Duke Leto Atreides can still happen if people want it bad enough
I will be honest I was not actually expecting them to do this with the Smithsonian itself but that’s on me
he just like me frfr
Welcome to the Resistance...Donald Trump?
I'm sorry, are we going to start bombing the russians
"He'll be better on Gaza" etc etc
At one of whatnow
