Final Stanza: And to be led by DJT is to be led by all of these.
Love my family, gaming with said family, reading awesome books/poetry, painting 40k/DnD minis, driving my car, teaching. In that order. Sorta. Most days. Add unicorns to the list somewhere. Happily married heterosexual female - ethots stop DMing me.
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Final Stanza: And to be led by DJT is to be led by all of these.
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Ooooh - did not know that! <3
As a democrat living in Florida - please no.
I'm thinking the "domestic violence victim" was a prostitute.
How much do you want to bet that the "domestic violence victim" was a prostitute? Place your bets now.
Caption: "And see that over there? That's where the gift shop will be."
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
True but I'm sure I could find one that's right. Besides, they won't even know what they're looking at anyway.
Because I'm teaching in Florida, and if I even think about doing something like this in my classroom then DeSantis will descend on my entire campus and fire us all.
I need this for my Miata.
I saw this yesterday driving to Costco and though it was one of the best stickers I've ever seen.
Science is real
NGL, every time that nepo-baby had a bad throw, bad play, or just general bad possession, I laughed.
So maybe a nice cool take.... Less time shooting commercials and going to parades thrown in your honor before you've even played the first game of the season might JUST result in more time practicing on the field.
Watching OSU beat Texas today after all the trash talking from Texas and commercials featuring that self-crowned nepo-baby...I just can't stop giggling to myself.
And we're up to an estimated 77 million in taxpayer dollars for his golfing. didtrumpgolftoday.com
Trumpster fire... #SummerSmoke
Did anyone else literally laugh out loud when you read "The days of stupidity are over in the USA"?
Eleven whole days in a row without Trump golfing. He's currently tied with himself for the longest stretch with no golf. didtrumpgolftoday.com
Guy has golfed nearly every weekend since taking office, over 71 million estimated to have been spent. Tell me again how he's working for America and the interests of the average citizen? didtrumpgolftoday.com
Seriously doubt this is what he was going for, but instantly got the song "Bella Ciao" stuck in my head.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aUa...
Funny how unassuming it looks on the hanger in the first picture - but once you see it on the intended client and just how PERFECTLY it fits it goes to a whole new level. Now every time I see any of those politicians you showed here I won't be able to stop thinking about their crappy cheap suits.
That's amazing - I went to Pompeii and you can see game boards carved into the rock in several places throughout the city. Now I know what some of them were! Thinking maybe I'll learn to play one now...
And I thought my Miata was small...
$10 says Trump is talking about himself.
If this was a video I'd expect DCI Barnaby to stroll into the frame at any second.
That depends - if you had an English teacher like the one I had and you read "The Crucible" - then yeah, you learned that the real monsters were the ones doing the burning and hanging.
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
Today I learned that people in the UK don't use an extra 'L' in "installment". *files this away for Trivial Pursuit game*
Ballpark 71 million... didtrumpgolftoday.com
My dad worked as a mechanic at ATL for nearly 40 years...they had a bookshelf in the line room full of the books passengers would just leave on planes. It was awesome.
Make that 71 million on golf. Receipts: didtrumpgolftoday.com
Also maybe don't sell Alaska to Russia.
I wonder how many MAGAs think he's being serious.
No lie, I had to make sure that's an actual book because the title is just so silly. It's like trying to see how many times you can use the same word in a sentence and have it still be grammatically correct. "I secretly secreted the secret of all secrets in the secret panel of my secret room."
Funny that the picture you have there is the exact book my school has a whole case of stashed away in a back room because we weren't allowed to put them on shelves. I'm currently going through the process of getting Shakespeare's "Measure for Measure" approved. Seriously. 2 week process.
I am reasonably sure I have a "how to" calligraphy book by him knocking around here somewhere...
So....he's contributing to the crime rate personally then.
I will never understand people's obsession with this inbred disaster of a breed.
And bonus points if that car isn't a Tesla.
This is why they're working to take apart the education system....so there won't be anyone left that's able to check their math.
Let me start by saying I like Mamdani.....but that color scheme coupled with his first name made me instantly think of this....(GenXers will get it).
You know - when she's not just sitting on a raised chair behind a desk or counter with the camera on her from only a particular angle....she is very VERY eerie to watch. If she gets those shoulderpads in her jacket raised up any higher, they'll cover her ears.
And oh, the windmill is coming along great.
Makes me think a bit of Merlin's tower from the Sword in the Stone.
Guy must have failed history class - we had the International Military Tribunal for the Far East (IMTFE), or Tokyo Trials. So yes, there actually WAS due process for those responsible for Pearl Harbor.
Cartoon by Walt Handelsman.
MAGAts must be so confused by this statue. It's holding a book.
That would be wildly unfair to Timmy, who actually had some personality, charisma, and is generally still well liked.
South Park omg 😂
South Park
When I (sadly) lived in Texas for awhile, the joke was that if you had large belt buckles you were compensating for something.
Not shown here is how the bird spontaneously combusted a few minutes later due to the heatwave we're currently having.
Please stop making me think about lesson plans, I only have a few precious days of summer left! 😄
Not to mention reminding you of global climate change....it's flippin HOT down here!
First thought on his rule there - Trump took that and just figured that if he didn't have them he'd just lie and said he did...or someone did....lots of people are talking about those receipts, that much I can tell you.
That seems to be the new litmus test - maybe I'll start trying it in my daily choices. A salad for lunch? No way Trump would ever eat that so it's obviously a great choice.
Dear god, hide this from every single guy on the planet under the age of....well....all ages, actually. They'll just want one to drive around the neighborhood at 5 mph and make "vroom vroooooooom" noises.
Words, words, words.
Yeah - I had to actually check it wasn't an Onion article.
Here you go - did a quick touch up and removed them for you. Lovely shot.
There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.
Just when I think the brainrot has hit a critical level, someone on the internet proves me wrong.
Just because I have a car as my profile pic does not automatically mean I'm a guy - girls can love their cars too, ya know! Yes, it's a manual. Yes, I know how to drive it. *hugs her Miata*
I need to hear this in the Joker's voice. Like...it's a visceral NEED - especially now that I've read it in his voice in my head...but I know Mark will do it far better justice that my imagination did!
You could have asked him about the rain in Spain and whether or not it's still mainly in the plain.
DeSantis should be heckled at an event every day.
Having now played the game pretty much *checks watch* 10 hours straight....yeah, this costume nailed it WAY better than I was able to fully appreciate when I saw it on the livestream.
Yes, please! You and Jon Stewart on the ticket together! I'd knock on doors, make calls, come to rallies...I might even open your emails asking me to "chip in"!
And then they come perch in the tree in my hard to meticulously disembowel that fish and pick it clean....then drop the leftover bones in my driveway. (It took me a bit to figure out where they were coming from - thought it was a cat at first!)
Ewww...or just skip the prayers and double the clots, since prayer has little to no effect - and yeah, here's your receipts: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Noooo - we don't want him! (okay - at least the small handful of us unlucky enough to be stuck here but are still somehow sane).
Fuck these things. Seriously. Their favorite pastime is to eat a big meal then perch on the tree over my driveway and let loose with MASSIVE craps all over everything.
Yeah, the idea is that if you have to go around insisting to everyone that you're the top dog then you're probably NOT the top dog - if you actually were, you wouldn't need to tell anyone. They'd know.
The whole Tennocon 2025 from the concert to the close was *chef's kiss*. Proud to be part of such an awesome community of players, devs, artists, and musicians.
Oooooh, vomit.
The only acceptable "mission from god" types are former orphans raised by nuns that started a band and are now trying to save the orphanage.
Only being able to give this one heart feels wildly insufficient.
Took a minute....was thinking "What am I looking for - the thumbs-up guy photo bombing...OOOOH. " ☠️
I hope Colbert sues Paramount for wrongful termination and takes them to the cleaners.
I look forward to the day when NPR and PBS get all the funding they want and then some, while the military has to hold a bake sale and donation drive for their new bombers.
Stop teasing - it ain't 7 pm ET yet! :P
Broke AF, but there in spirit! #Warframe #Tennocon2025
Well this sure as hell isn’t incriminating! Nothing to see here.
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Sure, we'll take the mentally damaged people out....as soon as you pass legislation to help fund mental health initiatives that aren't just lip service.
There is no "If" - we all know that CBS just caved.
Reported several of the sellers - suggest anyone else that likes using Etsy (like I do!) should do the same. Don't need that hateful crap floating around.
Will she also be including language about prosecuting the owners and operators of Jewish Space Lasers? Surely they're related in her mind. /headdesk
My biggest takeaway here is that some of our current politicians should know about this man so that they can understand just how much a single person with a vision can push politics in a positive direction.
