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@guycole.bsky.social

Buckaroo Bonzai Blue Blaze Irregular

created November 8, 2024

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Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eA...

2/9/2025, 12:10:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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escape !emacs

1/9/2025, 11:22:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

So you can be kicked out of school also? Do they have investors?

1/9/2025, 11:19:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Incels concerned about emotional women?

1/9/2025, 8:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

But at least he isn't talking.

1/9/2025, 8:08:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The valley is full of nutters these days.

1/9/2025, 6:10:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

1/9/2025, 3:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Honor Labor

1/9/2025, 3:33:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do it again. In a SCIF. Because fuck you.

1/9/2025, 12:38:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Give them an asbestos placebo

1/9/2025, 12:19:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Native Okie here as well. I left out "catfish noodling" because we have to reserve something for ourselves.

31/8/2025, 11:38:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

It puts the lotion on its skin else it gets the hose again

31/8/2025, 10:25:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I am completely convinced that strokahontas was brought to Walter Reed in 2020 for one of these episodes. Of course, they have never been honest about Emperor Tangs medical, taxes or financial history.

31/8/2025, 9:49:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Before or after the "trail of tears"?

31/8/2025, 2:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really. Petroleum engineering, tornado watching and football.

31/8/2025, 2:27:51 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

A sane world would have a much better Oklahoma.

31/8/2025, 2:25:53 PM | 45 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Rizzo (@paulriz504.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Want to know the advantage of having the worlds reserve currency? "if you look at the cost of the national guard well over a million dollars a day" Military has an infinity budget and it is eating up more and more of the US budget. Any other country would be destitute right now.

31/8/2025, 1:57:18 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheEnder (@theender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

WHEN CALLING TO KETTLE BLACK. 📫Feel Free to Repost📫 🎞Join For All Daily Clips🎞

31/8/2025, 1:37:08 AM | 59 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Graphic novel franchise?

30/8/2025, 6:24:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Wondering if the disappearance of Dear Leader implies he is getting treated w/leaches and magick rattles.

30/8/2025, 6:38:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honor Labor

30/8/2025, 2:35:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Sanctions in two more weeks!

30/8/2025, 2:10:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been two weeks since Putin and PORKUS met in Alaska. Ukraine war still hot, the news has moved on.

29/8/2025, 4:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It might be OK to be harmless.

29/8/2025, 4:15:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dip and Red Bull

29/8/2025, 3:30:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Same for VN.

29/8/2025, 3:29:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

What if... (hear me out)... we are already dead and this is purgatory or worse? How would you know?

29/8/2025, 12:37:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

For those of you who have not had the pleasure, I do not miss that keyboard or EDT. The VT-220 though... is wonderful to type on and emacs is timeless.

29/8/2025, 12:35:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

"SR-71" and maybe?

28/8/2025, 9:45:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is "Doctrine Man" these days?

28/8/2025, 3:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I should probably watch that. I was *cough* overseas then.

28/8/2025, 3:13:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again, I bless myself for a STEM career.

27/8/2025, 11:00:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another line on your future DD214. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...

27/8/2025, 7:57:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

tick. tock.

27/8/2025, 7:38:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I have seen the "conscientious objector" episode play out IRL. The command gave him a few days to walk it back, then shipped him out of theater and sent to CONUS for discharge. The end. I don't know how that plays out w/tha VA, etc. but nobody got shot, slapped or whatever the movies do.

27/8/2025, 5:18:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Who knew "I will be a dictator on day one" wasn't really a joke?

27/8/2025, 3:45:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

PDX says "whut"?

27/8/2025, 3:15:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I am almost certain there isn't much truth in there, but only one way to find out.

27/8/2025, 2:19:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

This is my shocked face.

27/8/2025, 2:18:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer businessmen who don't declare bankruptcy.

25/8/2025, 11:55:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where is DPRK news when you need them?

25/8/2025, 6:16:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Narrator: John Wayne died in 1979

25/8/2025, 6:11:52 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Paterson (@heatherpaterson.co.uk) reposted

He Just Can't Wait to Be King! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody

25/8/2025, 3:37:18 PM | 87 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

How about if you dry hump a flag on stage?

25/8/2025, 3:56:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:09:26 PM | 866 294 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social)

Deep red Gridley, CA seems like an obvious place to meet die hard Trumpkins, but over the roar of the Friday night tractor pulls you can hear complaints that Tariffs are the reason Modelo is $20.

25/8/2025, 6:26:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

more like soggy man, amirite?

24/8/2025, 10:04:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING (Black Rock City, NV) The playa today was rocked by big winds, the threat of flash floods and ICE goons on the playa demanding "proof of citizenship" for anybody who looked alien. Distracted by glitter guns and contact highs, the goons were last seen in a puppy puddle w/Kristi Noem.

24/8/2025, 9:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bikeguy2024.bsky.social (@bikeguy2024.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The wind comes in over the border, and that isn't right. I took a test and know about wind. There were figures, words, symbols. Many were in color, strong, and snakes. One should avoid sharks too, especially by electric boats. Man, woman, jury, verdict - SO UNFAIR!

24/8/2025, 8:14:49 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Economics might shut it down.

24/8/2025, 5:06:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would watch the video of an alien bursting out of that ample chest on a loop.

24/8/2025, 4:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm....

24/8/2025, 3:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Did BigBalls get bitch slapped in Chicago as well? Or we are giving up the fiction?

24/8/2025, 7:52:31 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be so epic. I would watch that on a loop. OTOH, I would settle for choking on a doughnut while on the throne. It was good enough for Elvis.

23/8/2025, 4:59:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

The rehabilitation tour will be amazing!

23/8/2025, 4:56:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Cannot wait to see the challenge coins from "operation safe tulsa"

23/8/2025, 4:18:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is even more fun because we are pissing off Brazil.

23/8/2025, 4:10:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 2:50:55 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

All this time I thought it was "Jizz Drink" but who knows? How many times has this putz changed his name? For all I know the VP is really George Santos.

23/8/2025, 3:01:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

This is an excellent point. Thank you for sharing it, and fingers crossed.

23/8/2025, 12:12:07 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Old enough to remember when "communism" and "socialism" were wielded incompetently as insults, but here we are w/central economic planning and the government applying extra taxes to random companies.

22/8/2025, 11:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I am very certain the Trump administration is very guilty of many crimes. I would not be alone.

22/8/2025, 5:58:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

So does MS. blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-issue....

22/8/2025, 5:24:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Wondering why AWS would be different. Is it?

22/8/2025, 4:09:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely not. Nobody with any self esteem deserves that.

22/8/2025, 3:50:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what dramatic event they have planned?

21/8/2025, 11:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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winner

21/8/2025, 5:35:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we really have to respond to this "show your papers" stuff? If I'm not operating a vehicle, I might not have any ID.

21/8/2025, 2:48:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone keeps leaving Chick Tracts for Trump to find.

20/8/2025, 5:09:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 4:16:01 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

What would fatso know about "success"?

19/8/2025, 7:33:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. I was a squid, and my experience was married people went home in the evenings and the rest of us remained on board. And if you could be found, you were at risk of getting stuck w/various adhoc shitty tasks as required.

18/8/2025, 6:06:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope things have improved, but when I separated I listed the delta between single and married treatment in the top 3.

18/8/2025, 6:00:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌟Cyber City Circuits🌟 (@cybercitycircuits.com) reposted

me: I need some high voltage electrolytic capacitors mom: we have high voltage electrolytic capacitors on aliexpress the high voltage electrolytic capacitors on aliexpress:

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18/8/2025, 4:13:54 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Not important enough to get an invitation.

18/8/2025, 2:13:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP surrender monkeys

18/8/2025, 2:11:31 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In 1982 I was working on a Burroughs that had been placed in production in 1968. No tubes, but drums, tapes and one disk. Computers were solidly mainstream by 1982.

17/8/2025, 7:33:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has never won an election.

16/8/2025, 2:40:13 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The war can end any day Putin retreats from Ukraine.

15/8/2025, 11:08:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not a hoax, ask convicted felon Manafort.

15/8/2025, 11:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly do not understand the criticism, but I never expected Emperor Tang to win either so my instincts are obviously bad.

15/8/2025, 6:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

priyom.org/number-stati...

14/8/2025, 11:46:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is t-shirt material. Franchise.

14/8/2025, 10:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in California, don't know squat about NYC politics. But I do love all the squealing about Zohran and feel it must be a good thing.

14/8/2025, 10:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I like where this is going, the blame needs to go squarely on the troublemakers.

14/8/2025, 10:28:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

I was thinking a lttle twat like MarkWayneBillyBob would need at least a dually to match the stupid hat.

14/8/2025, 4:42:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. It should not have even been close. And here we are.

14/8/2025, 3:15:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome sauce. No notes.

14/8/2025, 3:14:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Strong disagree. Wildfire is a traditional pioneer issue.

13/8/2025, 9:25:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

It isn't mandatory to be a congress person, perhaps he should resign from congress to focus on his day job.

13/8/2025, 7:07:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Insulting.

12/8/2025, 8:12:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

winner

12/8/2025, 7:09:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Allegedly. And it would not be the first "made for TV" drama staged by Emperor Tang.

12/8/2025, 7:07:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Middlerage (@middlerage.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

OMG

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12/8/2025, 6:14:16 PM | 180 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wants to tell her?

12/8/2025, 6:39:52 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Related: can you imagine having your life interrupted on a whim for Army cosplay? If I had signed up for NG (which I did not) then I would expect the adults to reserve a call up for actual emergency. Also, I'm not going back to E6 pay.

12/8/2025, 4:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time I fly the wife somewhere, I start the "I.R. being pilot schtick" and she considers driving to her next destination.

12/8/2025, 4:36:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

"Cow and Chicken" were an under appreciated series, of which "I.M.Weasel" was only a small component. I said what I said.

12/8/2025, 4:18:36 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SkyGuy (@guycole.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it bad I laughed? It is? Sorry.

12/8/2025, 3:19:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Related: obviously there is not time travel in the future, because nobody has arrived to save us.

12/8/2025, 1:10:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view