Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I absolutely looooooove Rogue One. It has the best acting, it connects you to A New Hope on so many levels it makes me forget Jar Jar Binks was ever there.
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I absolutely looooooove Rogue One. It has the best acting, it connects you to A New Hope on so many levels it makes me forget Jar Jar Binks was ever there.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hey, Lisa Murkowski and your fucking ilk, do you believe you have no agency? Are you being trafficked by the Federalist Society? Would you like a 1-800 number to call to report human trafficking? If so, I’m volunteering Popehat because I’m no lawyer but I can call a spade a spade.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
GOP has no agency anymore.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
All of Virginia though? I wanna say 3/4 of it can go with.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
3/4 of Virginia though…
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the ocean beaches in California are public with free parking.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
California’s will pass, we need NYC and Illinois to draw up their plans.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
And Duncan.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t this the exact same thing as the Wagner group?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems really doable. I bet he has an agent!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun tip for lazy people like me that hate shredding chicken with two forks. Use a hand mixer. Just beat them right there in your instapot.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Breville is a great brand, like the cuisinart. Don’t get a basket one, as it is a one trick pony taking up valuable counter space and typically not cute.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at his dopey little face. Reminds me of my dopey kitty Loki.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I always just gravitate to Settlers of Catan. It’s easy to teach and fun to say Nobody wants your fucking Sheep Bob!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
But now, you can buy mini avocados so you aren’t wasting at least 90% of your guac supply.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
So how does that fentanyl tariff work relative to how actual tariff’s work. Do we, as illegal drug using consumers, now pay 25% more to our dealers for our street drugs?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t the state of New York file state charges if he does? The crimes are different and this, I believe, has been tested to not violate double jeopardy/sovereignty laws. This would keep everything in the public news cycle for eons and Trump cannot stop self snitching.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah I remember seeing those in middle fork of Feather River in Northern california about 30 years ago. We would stand in shallows and could see them swimming upstream.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Just guessing, steelhead?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question for legal folks. If she gets a pardon, and thus no longer in legal jeopardy for those crimes can she can compelled to testify truthfully? I realize this would take a motivated DOJ, but doesn’t pardoning her put him in worse straits?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Using perodontax is the tri-annual fake out to cover up the lie of using the guilt-induced purchase of at least 4 water piks over the years. My insurance covers 3 cleanings, that I actually go to without fail on this obligatory guilt trip. Is that not enough sir?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Squirrel!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a clickbait story solely intended to divert your attention away from the Epstein story. Oh look I’m being tone deaf and racist, please direct your outrage over here. Stop being outraged about Epstein where I’m being accused of the worst thing ever.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for taking the time to do this calculation!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Sandal! We appreciate your valuable leadership laying down skills!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonesome Dove! But True Grit is up there.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Mean Cat, you need to get the creamsicle’s back. Also I’ve heard gentrification kitty has some $$ 🐈.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously! I love book festivals, the more obscure the better. This one has cat???
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
The tech billionaires want to put mansions in yosemite and have their own little fiefdoms.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Tough row to hoe but I like it.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to refer to myself as dis strict though, only yo mama jokes up in this house.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
This is magnificent
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if you put it that way…
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I definitely feel like we are on the worst timeline ever. I just started to think about the origin of that collective “feeling” as it were. It must have been when we all were made aware of the topics multiverse and string theory right? It’s an interesting concept to think about.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Jet puffed make color changing marshmallows now. I’m sure they’ll be banned in Louisiana soon, so hers your chance to feature them at your satanic movie ritual.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Loki and his brother Hamilton are currently fostering the dragon twins. Foster dads are 5 years old. The twins are 4-5 weeks old now, adoptable in about 6 weeks!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
That was my own brain malfunctioning btw. 🤪Loki is currently being a rockstar foster dad to two dragon babies named Gryphon and Toothless but I will scratch his dopey little head later.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I misunderstood, made a mistake. I love both books and Sim City so I took it the wrong way as an implication that the Sim City reference was somehow bad. My apologies everyone!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
My name is Gwen Ma, that’s my cat Loki, this isn’t a cat account. I am happy to admit I misunderstood the OPs post and said so.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m happy to admit I misunderstood your post. To me it implied a negative attitude toward Sim City. I’m very happy he appears to be the next mayor btw.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m looking for a fight? News to me.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
These seem like perfectly regular gifts to ask for. Maybe I’m wrong but the OP seemed to imply that Sim City was not.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously! What the heck is the OPs problem wrong with Sim City? Books is his number 1 answer followed by a video game millions of people play.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Legal bluesky…Is it because they are only able to serve administrative warrants vs judicial warrants? I really don’t know, and perhaps it has never been tested via lawsuit. Who is going to arrest them…the police who can file judicial warrants, with charges filed via the DA/DOJ, who won’t.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel this is the most likely scenario. Today on a MSM news outlet they showed pictures of her with the puffiest lips ever. I think this was a subtle clue that they know what it is, they just aren’t reporting it.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Visa, my former employer, has had their hands tied by the large US banks for a while. Why did it take so long for chip technology? (which isn’t that much safer tbh). Because the bank issuers had their own security products to sell that made them a lot of money.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
So the anti virus software they were selling was a dud of a product.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure the actual Panda is the trash Panda. They are carnivores that can’t eat meat and roll around in their own waste to stay warm! Raccoons are so much less disgusting and incapable of sustaining their own lives.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
It is illegal in state of California and has been for eons. I remember getting dinged for it on my drivers test. It probably is illegal and nobody knows it is or doesn’t care.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
This “can’t ever recall bs” has been going on since 2015. Nobody can stop it unless like 4-5 senators decide that needs must. Pointlessly calling it out isn’t new, despite the “parenthetical” label.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to the fields in California. They don’t want the flag wavers, they want the workers. I haven’t seen congressional representatives on I5.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. They have the upper hand and are looking at every excuse to declare martial law. They actually are going after the non-criminal immigrants to further a destruction of everyone’s rights. They will happily “suspend due process” for US citizens who take matters in to their own hands.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Their diversionary tactics never spotlight something good they are doing, it’s always something bad but not as deadly serious as signalgate. Look at how culturally insensitive I can be! Please take me off the hot seat for the other thing MSM.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a misinformation feedback loop like everything else in healthcare these days.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds exactly like the vasovagal syncope response. My sister and a friend all dropped in an ER waiting room after seeing our friend get staples to deal with a head injury.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Videos I’ve seen are at a threshold, cops open a door and faint. Could be the vasovagal syncope thing. If you think it might happen then it could trigger this. But then you see the government funding scams, it is hard to get to the bottom of what the cause is and develop processes to address it.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot find the origin story on this, and I’m speculating but I’ve seen videos of cops in uniform overdosing. Perhaps this exposure mythology began as a method to cover up a cops drug addiction to ensure he and family members kept pensions and/or benefits.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not sure if journalist is the right word here. In my mind it’s like calling Alex Jones a journalist.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll take the third3rd way; it comes with enhancements. Ken’s way but Draymond Green delivers it.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Can this deadline decision be appealed or is the only avenue available to just ignore it and wait for contempt that may or may not happen?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they appeal this deadline decision? I’m constantly surprised what appeals are available and confused about the process.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
K could be Ken. I’m just saying, it is the voice of reason.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
“We got it”, Gen X
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a void cat. Still a cat, but voidy.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
You guys, it is definitely dead and kicking at Yale. I have never been to New Haven but I have read Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo and they definitely get up to necromancy.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
But whyyyy? Procrastination and cursing has gotten me really far in life! Seriously I couldn’t have asked for a better A-/B+ outcome.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Very sorry for your loss. (seriously)
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Supervisor!! I need supervision!!!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Nor can you get up to go get it.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
They are classifying the flight details so they don’t have to say in open court. It’s another hoop to jump through while these people get disappeared into a country where it’s impossible to get them back.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck! The market for used car seats is tough though. The safety regulations change every 5 minutes and new parents are resistant to getting a car seat with wear and tear. I too wanted to do this 10 years ago but you are lucky to give them away.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going through it right now with Nutty Buddy’s.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! The note in my chart says “Stubborn number”.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Physical Inactivity seems within reach for everyone.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad; my reading slump could really use a new Andy Weir book out this summer.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
What, Joyce, what?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m also not defending any of this, the first round of firing for the DEI reasons is origin of the big crack that is breaking this fragile system.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know how comforting this would be though. I think peeling back the onion is always fraught with problems. 3 instead of 14 seems horrifying, but why? There is so much more we as laypeople don’t understand.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like it will cost more to manage than it will actually be worth.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
How exactly are they getting their jobs though? I haven’t seen a job posting, and I did try looking for one on ICE job postings. Has anyone followed this trail?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Flying sting insects are in clause 2.2.a of prenup. Really fast spiders are in 2.b.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, how does it? Are you the expert or are you just jamming everything up a million notches for clicks?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh stop, we are supposed to have read those books and the signs and these are them? I have both, and haven’t quite gotten around to them so what?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t it his patriotic duty to go be a cardiologist again? He can actually help people.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
And he doesn’t need you anymore. He denied Arkansas FEMA funds because he wants that money for himself. He’s going to throw all of his supposed loyal supporters under the bus over and over. Because third term or not, your votes won’t matter.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
5 pencils a year is untenable. That eraser wears down by around 3 rounds of sharpening. I hate dead erasers so much because the aluminum edge scrapes the paper. It’s like chewing on tinfoil. No kid wants dolls anymore; 2 is plenty.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s amazing, and I agree. We all know what that means. The good thing is that I have a pretty big library (2k-3k books) and my books go missing. My daughter takes them because they look interesting. I’m unsure if she is reading them but I hope.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoy reading more than anything. I wish my 12 year old could love it like me. But we have been given this skill, and now they have devices. Yale students cannot read an entire book. We basically had 2 generations that could, would and did.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question. Literacy as a human condition has not been around that long. I love to read and write but have you considered maybe our future generations may not have to?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Where? In Texas?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question, other than Hegseth drinking pic, what am I looking at? Is there a rundown of all of his tattoos and what they mean somewhere?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I looked up jobs at ICE today. www.usajobs.gov/Search/Resul... These seem legit and necessary. How do the agents on the street come in? Assuming a subcontractor. Are they actually police as they have been labeled, Or are they cos-play police? Does anyone know the identity of anyone with this job?
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
He is the King of the Vultures in Fantasy Football. Fact!
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
But if you wanted to know, I have Mayflower ancestors, and you don’t, because “Gill” isn’t a thing with us white folks. Nobody cares about my ancestry nor do I, but I’m a Harrison. You are absolutely UnAmerican, and sometimes I have to jump the fucking shark when you dummies start talking like this
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fantastic Brandon, your FIL is D’nesh DeSouza. It seems like every single person in your family has questionable US citizenship. Do please go on about it, not that I care.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d rather deal with a talking spider than a preternaturally fast one.
Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t wait for the degenerate art exhibition that will blow up in their faces.