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@gwenma.bsky.social

Big fan of cats, dogs and squirrels. Do not disparage the squirrel! Cilantro’s biggest enemy.

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely looooooove Rogue One. It has the best acting, it connects you to A New Hope on so many levels it makes me forget Jar Jar Binks was ever there.

23/8/2025, 3:02:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh hey, Lisa Murkowski and your fucking ilk, do you believe you have no agency? Are you being trafficked by the Federalist Society? Would you like a 1-800 number to call to report human trafficking? If so, I’m volunteering Popehat because I’m no lawyer but I can call a spade a spade.

23/8/2025, 2:11:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP has no agency anymore.

23/8/2025, 2:00:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of Virginia though? I wanna say 3/4 of it can go with.

21/8/2025, 3:01:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

3/4 of Virginia though…

21/8/2025, 2:49:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of the ocean beaches in California are public with free parking.

21/8/2025, 2:47:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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California’s will pass, we need NYC and Illinois to draw up their plans.

20/8/2025, 11:56:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

And Duncan.

20/8/2025, 4:05:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t this the exact same thing as the Wagner group?

17/8/2025, 10:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This seems really doable. I bet he has an agent!

3/8/2025, 7:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun tip for lazy people like me that hate shredding chicken with two forks. Use a hand mixer. Just beat them right there in your instapot.

3/8/2025, 7:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breville is a great brand, like the cuisinart. Don’t get a basket one, as it is a one trick pony taking up valuable counter space and typically not cute.

3/8/2025, 6:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at his dopey little face. Reminds me of my dopey kitty Loki.

2/8/2025, 4:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always just gravitate to Settlers of Catan. It’s easy to teach and fun to say Nobody wants your fucking Sheep Bob!

1/8/2025, 9:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But now, you can buy mini avocados so you aren’t wasting at least 90% of your guac supply.

1/8/2025, 3:33:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

So how does that fentanyl tariff work relative to how actual tariff’s work. Do we, as illegal drug using consumers, now pay 25% more to our dealers for our street drugs?

31/7/2025, 3:29:11 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t the state of New York file state charges if he does? The crimes are different and this, I believe, has been tested to not violate double jeopardy/sovereignty laws. This would keep everything in the public news cycle for eons and Trump cannot stop self snitching.

30/7/2025, 6:17:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah I remember seeing those in middle fork of Feather River in Northern california about 30 years ago. We would stand in shallows and could see them swimming upstream.

27/7/2025, 2:46:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just guessing, steelhead?

27/7/2025, 12:58:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious question for legal folks. If she gets a pardon, and thus no longer in legal jeopardy for those crimes can she can compelled to testify truthfully? I realize this would take a motivated DOJ, but doesn’t pardoning her put him in worse straits?

26/7/2025, 6:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using perodontax is the tri-annual fake out to cover up the lie of using the guilt-induced purchase of at least 4 water piks over the years. My insurance covers 3 cleanings, that I actually go to without fail on this obligatory guilt trip. Is that not enough sir?

23/7/2025, 9:42:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Squirrel!

21/7/2025, 10:30:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a clickbait story solely intended to divert your attention away from the Epstein story. Oh look I’m being tone deaf and racist, please direct your outrage over here. Stop being outraged about Epstein where I’m being accused of the worst thing ever.

21/7/2025, 8:11:26 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for taking the time to do this calculation!

21/7/2025, 8:01:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Sandal! We appreciate your valuable leadership laying down skills!

19/7/2025, 2:21:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Lonesome Dove! But True Grit is up there.

12/7/2025, 5:48:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mean Cat, you need to get the creamsicle’s back. Also I’ve heard gentrification kitty has some $$ 🐈.

30/6/2025, 2:10:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously! I love book festivals, the more obscure the better. This one has cat???

29/6/2025, 11:19:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The tech billionaires want to put mansions in yosemite and have their own little fiefdoms.

28/6/2025, 7:35:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tough row to hoe but I like it.

28/6/2025, 1:17:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like to refer to myself as dis strict though, only yo mama jokes up in this house.

27/6/2025, 2:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is magnificent

26/6/2025, 11:30:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if you put it that way…

26/6/2025, 1:40:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I definitely feel like we are on the worst timeline ever. I just started to think about the origin of that collective “feeling” as it were. It must have been when we all were made aware of the topics multiverse and string theory right? It’s an interesting concept to think about.

25/6/2025, 11:49:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jet puffed make color changing marshmallows now. I’m sure they’ll be banned in Louisiana soon, so hers your chance to feature them at your satanic movie ritual.

multicolored marshmallows instructions on how to see marshmallow change color.
25/6/2025, 10:28:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loki and his brother Hamilton are currently fostering the dragon twins. Foster dads are 5 years old. The twins are 4-5 weeks old now, adoptable in about 6 weeks!

Small black kitten being bottle fed. 2 week old kittens, 1 grey 1 black. Two orange tabby cats spooning on a grey blanket in a bay window.
25/6/2025, 10:12:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

That was my own brain malfunctioning btw. 🤪Loki is currently being a rockstar foster dad to two dragon babies named Gryphon and Toothless but I will scratch his dopey little head later.

Orange tabby lined up with 2 small kittens, 1 black and 1 grey.
25/6/2025, 5:05:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I misunderstood, made a mistake. I love both books and Sim City so I took it the wrong way as an implication that the Sim City reference was somehow bad. My apologies everyone!

25/6/2025, 4:57:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

My name is Gwen Ma, that’s my cat Loki, this isn’t a cat account. I am happy to admit I misunderstood the OPs post and said so.

25/6/2025, 4:55:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m happy to admit I misunderstood your post. To me it implied a negative attitude toward Sim City. I’m very happy he appears to be the next mayor btw.

25/6/2025, 4:54:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m looking for a fight? News to me.

25/6/2025, 4:51:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

These seem like perfectly regular gifts to ask for. Maybe I’m wrong but the OP seemed to imply that Sim City was not.

25/6/2025, 3:15:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously! What the heck is the OPs problem wrong with Sim City? Books is his number 1 answer followed by a video game millions of people play.

25/6/2025, 3:12:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Legal bluesky…Is it because they are only able to serve administrative warrants vs judicial warrants? I really don’t know, and perhaps it has never been tested via lawsuit. Who is going to arrest them…the police who can file judicial warrants, with charges filed via the DA/DOJ, who won’t.

20/6/2025, 1:59:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel this is the most likely scenario. Today on a MSM news outlet they showed pictures of her with the puffiest lips ever. I think this was a subtle clue that they know what it is, they just aren’t reporting it.

18/6/2025, 2:14:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Visa, my former employer, has had their hands tied by the large US banks for a while. Why did it take so long for chip technology? (which isn’t that much safer tbh). Because the bank issuers had their own security products to sell that made them a lot of money.

17/6/2025, 5:11:47 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

So the anti virus software they were selling was a dud of a product.

17/6/2025, 5:09:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m pretty sure the actual Panda is the trash Panda. They are carnivores that can’t eat meat and roll around in their own waste to stay warm! Raccoons are so much less disgusting and incapable of sustaining their own lives.

16/6/2025, 11:08:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is illegal in state of California and has been for eons. I remember getting dinged for it on my drivers test. It probably is illegal and nobody knows it is or doesn’t care.

16/6/2025, 4:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

This “can’t ever recall bs” has been going on since 2015. Nobody can stop it unless like 4-5 senators decide that needs must. Pointlessly calling it out isn’t new, despite the “parenthetical” label.

12/6/2025, 1:30:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Come to the fields in California. They don’t want the flag wavers, they want the workers. I haven’t seen congressional representatives on I5.

11/6/2025, 6:36:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. They have the upper hand and are looking at every excuse to declare martial law. They actually are going after the non-criminal immigrants to further a destruction of everyone’s rights. They will happily “suspend due process” for US citizens who take matters in to their own hands.

3/6/2025, 11:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their diversionary tactics never spotlight something good they are doing, it’s always something bad but not as deadly serious as signalgate. Look at how culturally insensitive I can be! Please take me off the hot seat for the other thing MSM.

3/6/2025, 11:09:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a misinformation feedback loop like everything else in healthcare these days.

2/6/2025, 5:23:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sounds exactly like the vasovagal syncope response. My sister and a friend all dropped in an ER waiting room after seeing our friend get staples to deal with a head injury.

2/6/2025, 5:09:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Videos I’ve seen are at a threshold, cops open a door and faint. Could be the vasovagal syncope thing. If you think it might happen then it could trigger this. But then you see the government funding scams, it is hard to get to the bottom of what the cause is and develop processes to address it.

2/6/2025, 5:01:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot find the origin story on this, and I’m speculating but I’ve seen videos of cops in uniform overdosing. Perhaps this exposure mythology began as a method to cover up a cops drug addiction to ensure he and family members kept pensions and/or benefits.

2/6/2025, 4:48:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure if journalist is the right word here. In my mind it’s like calling Alex Jones a journalist.

29/5/2025, 10:03:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll take the third3rd way; it comes with enhancements. Ken’s way but Draymond Green delivers it.

29/5/2025, 9:50:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Can this deadline decision be appealed or is the only avenue available to just ignore it and wait for contempt that may or may not happen?

29/5/2025, 9:23:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can they appeal this deadline decision? I’m constantly surprised what appeals are available and confused about the process.

29/5/2025, 9:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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K could be Ken. I’m just saying, it is the voice of reason.

29/5/2025, 9:12:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We got it”, Gen X

29/5/2025, 2:18:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a void cat. Still a cat, but voidy.

28/5/2025, 11:11:43 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys, it is definitely dead and kicking at Yale. I have never been to New Haven but I have read Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo and they definitely get up to necromancy.

28/5/2025, 10:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But whyyyy? Procrastination and cursing has gotten me really far in life! Seriously I couldn’t have asked for a better A-/B+ outcome.

28/5/2025, 10:56:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very sorry for your loss. (seriously)

27/5/2025, 3:32:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supervisor!! I need supervision!!!

22/5/2025, 10:05:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nor can you get up to go get it.

22/5/2025, 4:45:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are classifying the flight details so they don’t have to say in open court. It’s another hoop to jump through while these people get disappeared into a country where it’s impossible to get them back.

21/5/2025, 2:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck! The market for used car seats is tough though. The safety regulations change every 5 minutes and new parents are resistant to getting a car seat with wear and tear. I too wanted to do this 10 years ago but you are lucky to give them away.

21/5/2025, 2:23:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m going through it right now with Nutty Buddy’s.

21/5/2025, 2:13:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too! The note in my chart says “Stubborn number”.

20/5/2025, 10:40:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Physical Inactivity seems within reach for everyone.

20/5/2025, 7:24:10 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad; my reading slump could really use a new Andy Weir book out this summer.

20/5/2025, 3:43:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

What, Joyce, what?

15/5/2025, 3:19:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m also not defending any of this, the first round of firing for the DEI reasons is origin of the big crack that is breaking this fragile system.

14/5/2025, 3:47:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know how comforting this would be though. I think peeling back the onion is always fraught with problems. 3 instead of 14 seems horrifying, but why? There is so much more we as laypeople don’t understand.

14/5/2025, 3:45:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also named Alan, but with 1 L. First foster kitten!

1 month old orange tabby kitten.
13/5/2025, 4:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sounds like it will cost more to manage than it will actually be worth.

13/5/2025, 1:37:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How exactly are they getting their jobs though? I haven’t seen a job posting, and I did try looking for one on ICE job postings. Has anyone followed this trail?

12/5/2025, 4:36:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flying sting insects are in clause 2.2.a of prenup. Really fast spiders are in 2.b.

10/5/2025, 6:25:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

10/5/2025, 4:33:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, how does it? Are you the expert or are you just jamming everything up a million notches for clicks?

10/5/2025, 2:13:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh stop, we are supposed to have read those books and the signs and these are them? I have both, and haven’t quite gotten around to them so what?

10/5/2025, 1:37:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

yes

9/5/2025, 11:14:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t it his patriotic duty to go be a cardiologist again? He can actually help people.

9/5/2025, 10:52:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he doesn’t need you anymore. He denied Arkansas FEMA funds because he wants that money for himself. He’s going to throw all of his supposed loyal supporters under the bus over and over. Because third term or not, your votes won’t matter.

7/5/2025, 4:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 pencils a year is untenable. That eraser wears down by around 3 rounds of sharpening. I hate dead erasers so much because the aluminum edge scrapes the paper. It’s like chewing on tinfoil. No kid wants dolls anymore; 2 is plenty.

7/5/2025, 4:47:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s amazing, and I agree. We all know what that means. The good thing is that I have a pretty big library (2k-3k books) and my books go missing. My daughter takes them because they look interesting. I’m unsure if she is reading them but I hope.

6/5/2025, 3:16:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen (@gwenma.bsky.social) reply parent

I enjoy reading more than anything. I wish my 12 year old could love it like me. But we have been given this skill, and now they have devices. Yale students cannot read an entire book. We basically had 2 generations that could, would and did.

6/5/2025, 2:53:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious question. Literacy as a human condition has not been around that long. I love to read and write but have you considered maybe our future generations may not have to?

6/5/2025, 1:29:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where? In Texas?

3/5/2025, 12:59:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious question, other than Hegseth drinking pic, what am I looking at? Is there a rundown of all of his tattoos and what they mean somewhere?

30/4/2025, 4:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I looked up jobs at ICE today. www.usajobs.gov/Search/Resul... These seem legit and necessary. How do the agents on the street come in? Assuming a subcontractor. Are they actually police as they have been labeled, Or are they cos-play police? Does anyone know the identity of anyone with this job?

30/4/2025, 4:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is the King of the Vultures in Fantasy Football. Fact!

30/4/2025, 4:27:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But if you wanted to know, I have Mayflower ancestors, and you don’t, because “Gill” isn’t a thing with us white folks. Nobody cares about my ancestry nor do I, but I’m a Harrison. You are absolutely UnAmerican, and sometimes I have to jump the fucking shark when you dummies start talking like this

29/4/2025, 1:19:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh fantastic Brandon, your FIL is D’nesh DeSouza. It seems like every single person in your family has questionable US citizenship. Do please go on about it, not that I care.

29/4/2025, 1:10:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather deal with a talking spider than a preternaturally fast one.

28/4/2025, 4:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait for the degenerate art exhibition that will blow up in their faces.

28/4/2025, 4:11:20 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view