Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
Oh yes it's Venezuela flying their own military's planes over the coast of their own country that is the alarming provocation of violence okay sure okay
Chronic Aspiring Lawmaker. Not a real Congress Critter. Parody of a "Conservative". Alleged SA enabler at An Ohio State University. A legacy not to be forgotten. (He/Him, respects yours 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️)
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view profile on Bluesky Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
Oh yes it's Venezuela flying their own military's planes over the coast of their own country that is the alarming provocation of violence okay sure okay
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Maybe enroll in a night course or something first?
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
Take two Tylenol and call me if you get autism in the morning
donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) reposted
Things should simply become more normal for once
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Keep up the grind and that Sr. Silent Screamer II position could be yours.
Gaius (from Tribunate) (@gaius.bsky.social) reposted
That’s right liberals we are going to WAR *posts pic from anti-war movie about a war we lost
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Nothing says, "Hey international companies, bring your manufacturing to the US" like arresting 475 workers at a Hyundai (70% of whom are South Korean).
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
Speaker Mike Johnson is the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet. Creepy little bastard.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
Filipe Campante (@filipecampante.bsky.social) reposted
The biggest analytical weakness of Americans in trying to understand the current moment is that their powers of analogy begin and end with US history. The idea that something qualitatively different might be arising simply doesn’t occur to them.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
My favorite part about all of the very real gold is how many different ways it very real-ly looks
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Just astounding and immediately impeachable
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law. May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
Wilbur72 (@wilbur72.bsky.social) reposted
Microsoft sounds like two descriptors of a sad little penis.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
Simon Rosenberg (@simonwdc.bsky.social) reposted
This is pure, unadulterated madness.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents. In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Children's livers are still made of cartilage, you see, so they are much less likely to break on impact than adults' livers.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
Ah, the good old days. When we first verified that things were safe-ish enough for kids and only then approved them for adults if the kids survived.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Diversity hire, fr
The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted
Just like Donald Trump, I was also an undercover FBI informant tasked with investigating who was raping all those children with Jeffrey Epstein. President Trump and I worked together many times. ~ Prince Andrew
Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted
Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
Someone needs to tell CBS that at some point you bend the knee so far that you are just kneeling.
Al Yankovic (@alyankovic.bsky.social) reposted
RIP Mark Volman, founding member of The Turtles and one half of Flo & Eddie (pictured here - Mark is on the left, Howard Kaylan on the right). I was fortunate enough to do some of my very first live performances as an opening act for Flo & Eddie in 1983 at the Bottom Line in NYC.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
Well if that isn't a causal link, then I'm not the Sec. of HHS!
Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona.bsky.social) reposted
He actually did the Colbert quote
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
Who needs thermal paste? I usually just give it a Nock-Tuah and spin on that thang.
Phil Williams (@philinvestigates.com) reposted
“Florida is the first state to take the courageous step toward decluttering itself of excess children, but under the inexpert guidance of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., other states may follow.” www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy.bsky.social) reposted
the big question for the Democratic reset: should the 'big tent' include Democratic primary voters and their nominee? www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
She’s supposed to be wearing a hot dog suit for this
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Is this MF turning himself blue with colloidal quackery, BTW? These Sickos all take on some telltale hue..
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
"No, Mr. Trebek - You answer ME in the form of a question!"
Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) reposted
Should bluesky introduce a poll feature? 🔲 Yes 🔲 No
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Fascism and anti-science movements always walk hand in hand because they have widespread ignorance in common.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
That part of you is correct. He opened with an exaggerated sigh about the notion of bombing hospitals, ffs. But maybe this would have been a good TV spot to decline?
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
Part of me is annoyed at myself for letting this Israeli racist colonel get under my skin. Part of me thinks we should in fact normalize telling genocidal war criminals to "fuck off" on television. Full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0c...
TanziaMill (@tanziamill.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Because most of the media has thoroughly accepted the future of a boot stamping on a human face in this version of dystopia...
Machine Pun Kelly (@kellyscaletta.bsky.social) reposted
Elizabeth Warren got RFK Jr worked up enough to eat a frozen whale carcass.
Amish Super Model (@amishsupermodel.bsky.social) reposted
I’m afraid that if I relax my shoulders, my head will fall off.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Translation: We billionaires need massive amounts of electricity for our AI to make us trillionaires and put people out of work, and we thank you for being able to convince so many dopes into paying a lot more on their electric bills over the next few years to make it happen.
Senator Angela Alsobrooks (@alsobrooks.senate.gov) reposted
RFK lied to my face. He said he hadn’t fired any scientists. RFK has fired over 3,000 scientists from HHS. It’s shameful. He must resign.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Yeah, actually let's start there.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Also, about these "Palaces of Genius"?
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
What's "construction numbers"?
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you turn down the volume, RFK Jr looks like a guy testifying about why the tanning bed industry needs a bailout.
Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted
“I came to clean house. Now drink this bleach, it’ll help with your mitochondrial challenges.”
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted
High road democrats aren’t bad people. They’re simply in denial about how dire things are. Or afraid. Or unable to meet the moment. Wish them well. Then vote them out. Fighters only.
STOP MAKING SENSE 🇨🇦🦋 (@davidbreakpar.bsky.social) reposted
Alexa, Show me someone getting hit with a milkshake… without actually showing me someone getting hit with a milkshake.
Colin Robinson (@fermiparasocks.bsky.social) reposted
fyi this is the same level of “hoax” as the Russia Russia Russia thing
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
My opponents are *still* competing for love from Trump and the billionaires. And I’m going to let them fight it out at whatever unofficial debates pop up this month. We’re bringing this campaign to you.
Adam Isacson (@adamisacson.com) reposted
Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed. There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea. Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
That's his kid on the bike
Paul Eric Scannell (@pauleric70.bsky.social) reposted
“AIPAC is not dedicated to peace. They're dedicated to inducing maximum support in America, the White House, the Congress, and the public media for whatever policies the Israeli government has..” — Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter tried to warn us
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
economics not beating the “astrology for men” allegations with quotes like this
bree 🇨🇦 (@goose.ski) reposted
whatever it is that tomorrow ends up bringing us, i know in my heart it will be dumb as hell
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
I mean these checkpoints are for their own safety if you think about it. They really should just comply right away 🤷
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
He's in no way a "skeptic". He has pre-determined conclusions that he is determined to support come hell or high water, what the data honestly says be damned. A loose cannon if ever there was one. If we don't secure him he'll sink us all.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
But at my age, why not give it another try 😏💁
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
Oh god. I haven't Shoop'd in years 😈
👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: the conditions in the world around us are making people less horny; also “sexcession” was right there
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Like, you're very obviously taking the risk of exposing yourself to the public but think it safer than revealing to other internal parties? Or was that particular diaper just THAT bad?
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
What is being clumsily hidden from whom by literally tossing shit out of the White House windows?
Jen Bendery (@jbendery.bsky.social) reposted
Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside. Big Brother is watching.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer
Magnus Lehnsherr (@i-magnus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pete Davidson performing a show in Saudi Arabia after they killed his father in 9/11 shows you exactly who he is and what he believes in.
Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted
happy birthday work
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone
BATFiNK (@batfink.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
I was already pretty done with the news media but seeing clips yesterday from the Sunday shows where an anchor is like “but what if living in a Police State does reduce car jackings? Why would you be against that?” probably was the end
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Thank you so much for introducing me! Can't get this out of my head!! Cheers ;)
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids)
His plug:
Zahra Huselid, Freelance Bard (@zahra-the-bard.bsky.social) reposted
I cannot sufficiently describe how excited I am that @skatunenetwork.bsky.social has finally covered what I have long considered the theme song of my journey as a 6'7 trans woman - and it's an absolute fucking BOP www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwXB...
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
So good
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
"nope. listen." 🥴
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Mr. Belding! 💁
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito https://theonion.com/nutritionists-warn-taco-bell-3-steak-burrito-a-3-steak-burrito/
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
Who's this fat loser?
RepJackKimble (@repjackkimble.bsky.social) reposted
When your house is on fire, the most important consideration is that your firefighters are here legally. You don't want anybody illegally fighting fires. After you have determined their papers are in order, then you can go about getting your family to safety.
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
RFK jr, a man with a laundry list of behavioral problems is running the HHS (including the CDC, NIH, FDA, CMS). If he wants to personally have cult-beliefs, that's on him – but we must not allow him to project his own pathological beliefs onto 345 million people of this country. This is not science.
Gym Jordan (@gymjordan.kids) reply parent
The on-the-job training of staying out of sight via constant vacationing?
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted