I’ve got a bottle of good scotch. Might drink the entire thing myself.
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I’ve got a bottle of good scotch. Might drink the entire thing myself.
Gnome down!
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
That was an absolute *blast* too.
Sir. That sounds (and looks) fantastic.
So, if I ever wanted to pin on a number again, I’d have to race Men’s Masters 45-49? Some real stellar logic here. It would be hilarious watching me get absolutely bodied by one of the most competitive brackets though. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
I’ve never had a bad meal there. Boston is home but I could easily relocate and be very happy in Chicago.
Oh, perfect. Yeah. Those people are insufferable.
Wait, does this cover normal adults who create videos about normal stuff (cooking, DIY home renovations, etc) or just the terminally online commentary class who do nothing but goon to the sound of their own voice? Because, uh, I watch a lot of cooking YouTube…
Stephen Miller gooning to the idea of war is so hilariously on brand.
I have said repeatedly that Chicago is the best big city in the country and they continue to reinforce my belief.
I may be from Boston (and proud of it), but I feel this deep in my soul. 😂
This is a surprisingly accurate portrayal of me. 😂
All that and they still suck.
Dude is using every part of that single brain cell to snooze like a champion.
That wouldn’t be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.
We know he’s killed a Pope.
The snare sound on that is amazing. One of my all time faves.
So, so good.
Those are some great looking pies!
Strange Currencies.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
That was a misunderstanding! I swear.
A nice win after a so-so weekend. I'll take it.
That's all in the past! I'm boring and quiet now.
I came close to a complete nervous breakdown during Physical Chemistry. Still the single hardest thing I've ever done. I'm convinced that the people who enjoy it are aliens.
That's no small feat! I taught it for two years and it was most definitely a washout class for lots of people.
Making lye soap? Fine. Cool. Fun. Do it *outside* though. Take it from me, your chemistry friend.
@seriousli.bsky.social Any rock solid recs?
Same.
I am, admittedly, a Fall wardrobe gal but a few beats between the end of summer and autumn aren't the worst thing in the world. A week. That's all I'm asking!
Saw someone order a pumpkin spice coffee this morning and had to do breathing exercises so I wouldn’t stroke out/throw hands.
Smart move. I'm staying inside all day. I'm not tempting fate, even up here on the North Shore. That tour does sound amazing though!
Diluted thioacetone would be my pick. Non-toxic and non-corrosive but absolutely foul smelling and not easily removed.
As someone who is constitutionally unfit for hot and humid weather, I welcome this change. My entire wardrobe is designed for Fall & Winter.
Corporate: "Hey, would you be interested in some overtime to help out with the 9/1 madness?" Me: "LOL"
The Rock is the final appearance of Sean Connery's James Bond. Watch the video before you call me crazy. youtu.be/9FdnevXjqdc?...
Perfect. Give me an ice cold High Life or Rolling Rock and I’ll be set.
I’ll take ten.
Ok, hear me out. A lord of the rings remake, but with these two taking the One ring to Mordor.
I did not need to go down this particular rabbit hole today.
EEI just said he went from home to home in 14.71 seconds. 🤯🤯
The top speed is impressive but holy hell does he get there quick too. He’s rounding first absolutely hauling ass. Really incredible to watch.
We knew he had a chance the moment it left the bat. Dude was *moving*. 🦎🦎
Bold indeed.
This is unequivocally not true.
9. Because I could definitely convince Mamdani, AOC, and Obama to help me beat the shit out of the other three losers. No question. I could do it myself if I had a few drinks in me but having a proper team never hurts.
I can appreciate someone who takes bold, decisive action to defend his turf. Somewhere, deep in the bowels of the Army CBRN school at Fort Leonard Wood, a team is studying these tactics. Angus is going to be case-material one day. 😂
Pluck.
Who does 12?! Three, maybe four. Max.
Great choice!
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I’ll speak of you fondly in Hell. 😂😂
Making bad decisions.
Change of Heart.
An excellent choice!
How can you not be romantic about baseball? 🥹 @mjmoser.bsky.social
Now I’m crying at my desk. 🥺🥺
Haha. Yup.
There’s a reason it’s the only anti-malarial on the FAA DNI list. Stuff is gnarly.
Very weird. Chomos usually don’t last this long.
Of course he is. He’s lucky he’s only in prison and wasn’t fed to a crocodile (which is what I would have done to him.)
Let’s not and say we did.
I clearly blocked out the part when the docs said “the treatment is worse than the disease.” 🫠🤦♀️
Right? That horse dewormer is good for something after all.
I took the meds but still got it. The Lariam for treatment was way worse though. 48 hours in a hotel bathroom, naked, hallucinating monkeys in tuxedos singing Beatles songs while fighting the urge to peel my own skin off and jump out the window. Worst substance I've ever consumed.
This is why you listen to the medical personnel and engage in proper malaria prophylaxis protocols. Dude probably passed on the pre-treatment and now gets to ride the Flop Sweat to Uncontrollable Chills Express for a few days. 🤷♀️
As someone with formal chemistry education: This is pretty accurate. 😂
That exhaust note… (Excuse me while I go touch myself).
That is terrifying AND impressive. Can we get him to do it at Yankee Stadium? Maybe the Rogers Centre too.
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He unwinding after watching his Boston Red Sox complete a sweep? Me too bubba, me too.
Seconded.
Great songwriter, *monster* guitar player.
I’m proud of you. 🙌🎉
Don’t do all your gooning in one go!
Has he been talking to Walker Buehler?
Bad pitch but a great swing.
This is the highest praise.
You’re hired! What do you want your title to be? (I’m serious too. I’m always willing and able to give people a fantastic reference / employment review)
This motherfucker really watched those Zamfir infomercials in the 90s and said “wait, I can do something with this.”
😂 This is perfect.
I hate this version of the Golden Throne.
Fireball nips? Wait until the North Shore kids start swinging billiard balls in socks at them. Hypothetically. Theoretically. Allegedly.
Goat is *amazing*. My compensation came in the form of spiritual debris: deeply meaningful, impossible to spend, and utterly impossible to convert into hard currency.
1. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust… 2. Young Americans 3. Let’s Dance. Those three are a great start.
I hate how accurate this is.
Bingo! Never sell yourself short.
That’s “Senior” Exotic Animal Acquisition Project Manager. I give glowing references.
I’m a fan. I don’t think it can ever look dated in the right space.
A devil’s bargain then. (If you’re ever looking to pad the resume let me know. I’ve got my own “consulting” company & we’re always “hiring”. I’m always willing to create new roles out of whole cloth for friends who need a boost. ) We do it all. You name the sector, we’re involved in it.
Ah, yeah. I get that. It’s money though, right?
Is it something you can use to find a better role somewhere else?
You know it.
Agreed. I’ve got a call with my rep today about next years package. I’m hoping they don’t completely bone me. I might just splurge on the Aura Club seats. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Definitely what color their pants will be when they face some actual resistance.
Pretty sure I saw the season opener was against the Reds too. wtf?
