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Family law paralegal. Ally. Punching Nazis is cool & good. Tr*mp is a cunt and so are you if you voted for him. Science is your friend, cops are not. She/her. Lifelong Dodger fan with three cats and a dog. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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So many arrows!!!
Pass me an earbud please
Holy shit you had that ready to go WITH the alt text Incredible. I bow down. 😁
Oh my god 🤣 You're right and I thank you
Then I drop the mic like I'm Charlie Kirk 💀 I'm dead - but not like, Charlie Kirk Dead
Mother fucking autocorrect - LYNCH
Even dead
Lunch would be a marked improvement over the FBI under that wild-eyed moron
I do not necessarily agree or disagree with what you are saying, but punctuation always belongs within parentheses. 💙
Thank you Robert, I know embarrassingly little about guns/ammo.
He's just being an entrepreneur. When did America become anti-businessman?? 😂
Deeeeeelicious
Dems don't ever do anything like that tho. They just let the other side go nuclear and then chide them on it - they don't do the same thing in power.
That's honestly surprising - in a good way. Good parenting on your part, no doubt.
😆 this is extra funny cuz of the auto-correct. I knew what you were going for!
Someone died, but it isn't clear who.
Oh no, they died? I hadn't seen that yet, just that they'd been rushed to the hospital. (Pry hadn't seen it cuz the only fucking thing in the news is this asshole.)
Hey I also fucked up at work today and it was super embarrassing. We're all human. /s
This is good advice. Thank you, Martha.
I'm very sorry to be asking for help, but we do need some help. We were hit with emergency medical costs and need some additional support. I'm sure you're probably overwhelmed right now with pleas for help right now, and I appreciate that you didn't scroll past this.
Oh my god After 30 years I now understand the band's name. 🤦🏼♀️
Health update. I don’t care if you cannot update, all I ask is to share it far and wide. Thank you. ❤️ JB gofund.me/b331e2faa
Love both of these guys. California's Gold was always on at my grandparents' house when we'd go over for Family Dinner Night. And I got to see Eddie Money at the House of Blues once - a really fun show. Such great memories. Thanks - I needed a shot of endorphins. 💙
...And why I cancelled my subscription a while back when they were carrying water for transphobes. Fuck the NY Times.
She even matches her trunk. What a bad bitch, I love it.
It's a travel Caboodle! 😆
So silly. It's like Yeah, I support the rights of other human beings. You say that makes me a savior? Whatever, weirdo.
I will. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.
*Not* the same, but I liken it to being forcefully taken off my SSRIs. It'd put my mental health into a tailspin. I love and support you all, and will be calling my reps and senators. I'll also ensure my family does the same. I'm so sorry you're all being targeted. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!
Gee, I wonder how they'll rule on that. I'm sure they'll do a thorough review of the various laws, ask all the important questions of each side, and then issue a completely non-partisan ruling. 🙄 In my teeny little brain I can hear Dana Carvey as Garth saying in his hilarious halting voice, "Not."
Fuck I forgot about that. Two heartbeats away from the presidency.
In Southern California, specifically North Orange County, it waffles between $4.59-$4.99. For the "cheap" shit.
Wow. Dude has a bit of an alcohol problem. So glad they cut him such a huge break on that first DUI, he sure sounds like a stand-up cop. 🙄😡
It's pretty good! Whatever it takes these days.
Please contribute if you're able or share if you're not. Directly asking people you know is most effective
Nice!
Fucking horrible. I wish them all a firey, painful, drawn-out death.
Good for him. I hope he does.
She's a trash mayor but when she's right, I'll give her credit for that. I didn't have any faith left in the Supreme Court. If we have another fair election and Dems win, they absolutely need to expand this kangaroo court. But I don't have a lot of faith in Dems, either.
😂 I think you just introduced me to my new jam, Spartacus! It's direct and to the point.
Bi social, nice 👍🏼
Nope, there's plenty of us! 😁 At least we're not anti-social, right? Right??
I'm sure that's how the porn doctor felt at your Irvine Improv show, too. She deserves it tho, what an incredible twist to the evening.
This sounds like a great idea, Sean. I have subscribed and look forward to more stories like the one about the Hochman event. There's no shortage of bullshit associated with LA law enforcement, but we don't hear much about the fire department and EMTs. Thank you.
YAY, thank you! I'll be home recovering from a little lite surgery, and this will be the perfect distraction. Happy to be supporting the Portland Defense Fund! 💙
Hell yeah - that's called "priming the pump," at least where I come from (Southern California).
I'm sorry. My friend's brother looks like Ben Shapiro. Not his favorite thing either.
Pardon my ignorance, but shouldn't it be "stationery" and not "stationary?" My English teacher's words are ringing in my ears about using "a" for stay and "e" for letter.
Looks like a fun hangout (for them, fuckin pieces of shit)
Many such cases
Flip flop McGee over here
That's it, I'm out of here, go to rebroadcast
I'm with you. She's a horrible person and a liar. I hope she loses her bid for governor and her seat in Congress.
Yes!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 She's absolute garbage. Every time I hear her name I think of how she screamed "Tr*nny tr*nny tr*nny" at a group of LGBTQ+ protestors asking her not to say that slur. I hate this woman.
I lied to the nurse (after some light coaching from her) to get a booster a couple years ago. (I had to say I have a compromised immune system.) No regrets.
Yeah, that's what they're doing, duh. They let a Lady Cop ride along with them to train tonight and empower her so maybe she can be a Real Cop later. 😑
I had to interact w/a cop recently at night and had my dog with me. She's a dachshund/Chihuahua, but the weirdest, quietest, most submissive dog ever. Before I approached, I looked him in the eye and said, "Don't hurt my dog." Cop was a little surprised, but didn't push back at all. He fuckin knows.
You have awakened a hungry beast inside of me and now I must buy several prints and maybe a shirt
Last time I had surgery I really enjoyed those leg massage/squeeze thingies. Hope you feel better soon.
Cracker Barrel: (n.) when I haul ass
Love this song. It was so perfect for What we Do in the Shadows.
Never forget
@silkys13.bsky.social: “There are so many things we’ve seen before — poor food quality, abuse by guards, not having clean clothes or underwear, not getting hygiene products. But the scale at which it’s happening feels greater, because it’s happening everywhere.” www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
I've gone to one location that has the AI drive-thru feature twice. That fake fucking voice absolutely YELLS at you. It must keep people living nearby awake at night. I'll be glad to see this go. 🤞🏼
No that's mission: impossible
Ha! Great minds think alike (I posted this 49 seconds after you).
Tease
How fucking dare they! Notepad needs to look like the first word processor I ever used back in the 80s. Gtfoh with this bullshit Microsoft
Yeah, throw down some cardboard and start spinnin on your heads and shit
I was gonna say something to this effect!! 😆 Like, With any luck they trip over their boots and splat!
I mean, they got us there. 🙄 Being a sociopath is cool now!
🤣🤣 maybe you should have studied your mom
Good point Dr Spah-chem-an
IMO Jersey Mike's wins over Subway usually, but I'll give it to Subway in this specific instance
My parents spanked both my sister and I. Dobson said it was fine as long as you used an object (wooden spoon in my case) instead of your own bare hands. Then the kid wouldn't equate the parent with the spanking and have any resentment. Turns out he was super fucking wrong. Rest in piss, you monster.
I am both excited and sad. I can't afford all these candles I absolutely must have!!!
Jesus Christ - the gall of this woman to continue to claim "cultural differences" when she's been bribing people - and getting in trouble for it - in Eric Adams' name for YEARS. "Oh I didn't know" doesn't work after four or five times of doing the same thing over and over again!
Oh thank you!!! I hope she's okay...
Everyone knows only the national guard can get rid of rats
We're worried about you girl. Please reach out to someone just so we know you are safe.
if anyone is able to get ahold of stovey please try to
I was thinking more along the lines of, I hope the kid doesn't look like Stephen Miller because they will remind others of Stephen Miller. Like, Stephen Miller's face inspires rage in me, and if I see his kid in 18 years I don't want to immediately hate the kid on that alone.
@mandy-matney.com @elizfarrell.com @theericbland.bsky.social Using "mentally ill" to describe trans men is disgusting.
Oh for sure, but hopefully the kid will have a chance - as of now it's innocent
The face of hate. I hope his kid looks like the mom, yikes.
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Oh, this is so me, hahaha
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Aux cable port switch so I can easily switch back and forth between TV and my PlayStation.
"There's a name for you ladies but it isn't used in high society... Outside of a kennel." Daaaaaaamn that's delicious
Goddamn, Sean. I'm really sorry to hear that. I hope you have some pain meds. Fucking lawless pigs.
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Doing the most he can, and I love him for it. I really hope he and his org are safe.
with alt text CIA approved tactics for populations under hostile occupation
Cheers
I love TV quotes too - so many Buffy, Community, What we Do in the Shadows, Simpsons quotes, and on and on. Why tax my brain to come up with words when someone else has already written some in such a (sometimes) eloquent way? My brain is noisy!
Mmmmm...Speaking in movie quotes is my love language. Songs are a close second.
-snort- 😆
