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Dogs 🐕 Phlebotomy 💉🩸 Skateboarding 🛹 SCI-FI 🌌Carl Sagan🌎🪐 ▪︎•Dont be shy! 😋 --> but no ai 🫣

created September 5, 2023

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haha the pedo supporter blocked me

1/9/2025, 11:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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riddle me this... if trump is a pedo/ pedo enabler/defender, and this guy voted for and supports trump...does that make him a pedo supporter?.. also begs the question, if you support the shithead in the video defending the pedo administration, does that make you a pedo supporter? many are saying yes

1/9/2025, 11:47:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tell me you support pedophiles without telling me you support pedophiles

1/9/2025, 11:39:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shitbag garbage human pedophile supporter get mad cuz he supports pedophiles

1/9/2025, 11:26:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh we're doing antifa dogs?!?!

black dog with sign golden mix wearing sign lil chihuahua with sign black dog with sign
1/9/2025, 10:10:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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scrappy dog with sign
1/9/2025, 10:13:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh we're doing antifa dogs?!?!

black dog with sign golden mix wearing sign lil chihuahua with sign black dog with sign
1/9/2025, 10:10:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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still understand the game better than our orange shitbag of a president

1/9/2025, 10:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not sure what hes got goin on there but by god that boy is proud

1/9/2025, 9:57:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now do Speed where we have to watch it on a speeding bus and the movie cuts off if the bus drops under 50mph

1/9/2025, 7:26:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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meanwhile people have no food, health, or shelter security . but cool ball pit!

31/8/2025, 11:13:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well i suppose I owe and apologise to the CHP officer I flipped off on i50 yesterday

31/8/2025, 5:10:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what streaming platforms its on?

31/8/2025, 2:43:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and he has never pleased a woman

30/8/2025, 4:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rare unearthed video from 1993 Rockapella performs Where in the World is Camen Sandiego? #Music

29/8/2025, 10:40:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"extremely alarmed"

creepy chick from the propaganda whitehouse ice video doing finger quote
28/8/2025, 8:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh that cross shes wearing isnt related to christianity, in her case, shes symbolizing her yearning to bring back crucifixions for migrants

28/8/2025, 5:30:13 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I managed to climb to d1 with him long before the rework. glad they finally gave him a vu

28/8/2025, 4:50:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the night of broken panels

28/8/2025, 2:24:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I unfortunately do not ever in my life remember when cops were respectful or respected

28/8/2025, 2:14:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the hell u doin nate??

28/8/2025, 2:09:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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due for a re-watch @jesscd00.bsky.social

28/8/2025, 1:51:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that has to be so fucking insulting to the parents hearing that

27/8/2025, 10:31:27 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fucking nazis should be ashamed

27/8/2025, 8:32:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they should be embarrassed and when these goons finally get prosecuted they should all get massive jail sentences and life time of community service 40hr week feeding soup at a food kitchen. unpaid

27/8/2025, 8:24:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love my noodlebutt so much

italian greyhound / eat terrier / butthead mix. hes a little beefy chunk boy with black fur and white chest marking that looks like the pi sign. big ears italian greyhound / eat terrier / butthead mix. hes a little beefy chunk boy with black fur and white chest marking that looks like the pi sign. big ears. bug smile
27/8/2025, 4:08:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he got that big lizard energy

27/8/2025, 3:19:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my secret is making a Belgium waffle in the waffle iron, then when it comes out nice and fluffy, I run it in the air fryer for a short amount to crisp up the outside

27/8/2025, 2:17:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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paid*

27/8/2025, 2:11:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and getting payed quite handsomely out of our pockets for it

27/8/2025, 2:10:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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might and magic world of xeen

might and magic world of xeen screenshot from gameplay world of xeen
27/8/2025, 1:52:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ill bet at least half of them come out specifically as a fuck you to kevin kiley

26/8/2025, 6:53:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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might as well just go full south park and tell him he definitely doesnt have a small penis at this point point

26/8/2025, 6:16:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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November 4th*

26/8/2025, 6:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sure hope people show the fuck up on november 4tg and vote yes... but for the record I am optimistic, and do believe we will have the votes overwhelmingly. Just tell your friends to tell their friends to tell their friends

26/8/2025, 6:11:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked what kamala was at her rallies yelling "SAY IT TO MY FACE"

26/8/2025, 5:31:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just another garbage comedian pandering to red pill bros

26/8/2025, 5:21:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why my dick still small

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26/8/2025, 4:44:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True story, I used to work at little Ceasars and we were all friends (including manager). one time we tried to set a new record for the most blunts smoked in the store right after we closed. I shit you not we smoked 18 blunts in that bitch. We also didnt realize the smell didnt go away for lik 2days

26/8/2025, 3:27:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet all those people they quoted support these redistricting plans but probably made those statements long before this when we were trying to get fair redistricting across the board. I highly doubt they authorized these voterFirstAct shitheads to use their name

26/8/2025, 3:22:08 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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also a great option, just make sure you write something to the effect of "GET FUCKED" on it before you send it back

26/8/2025, 3:10:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they work good if you have birds or other small caged pets as a floor liner to catch poop 🫡

26/8/2025, 3:02:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they also have big rightwing $$ trying to get no votes

26/8/2025, 2:56:45 PM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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and stephen miller is a creepy hateful shitbag

26/8/2025, 7:12:08 AM | 35 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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who wants this

26/8/2025, 7:07:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 7:00:45 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cant wait to kick kevin kileys ass to the curb

26/8/2025, 6:45:40 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought my boy got out for a second there 😂

26/8/2025, 3:09:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my initial was an elephant or rhino with some genetic pigment abnormality

26/8/2025, 2:49:29 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BANGARANG PRITZKER!!

26/8/2025, 2:44:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 words - chili crisp

26/8/2025, 2:38:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it be great if the teams boycotted as well

26/8/2025, 2:15:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:59:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and then you get embarrassed and tell everyone not to talk about it. Yhe Streisteend effect

26/8/2025, 1:54:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you cant say the word "abuse" on tiktok?

26/8/2025, 1:34:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how the hell is snoop gonna explain this to his child?!

26/8/2025, 1:30:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True story, i did the morning school announcements for a short while in highschool, and when announcing it was time to stand and say the pledge, I said (in bob marleys style song) "get up, stand up.. get up for da pledge"... they banned me from the announcements after that. I always hated the pledge

26/8/2025, 12:40:03 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cant argue with that 10/10

25/8/2025, 10:50:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well im just glad someone finally tamed that damn fire that was always burnin since the world's been turnin

25/8/2025, 10:01:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think i recognize one of those guys from Walter Masterson videos. good people

25/8/2025, 8:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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their titles all start with the word "The"

25/8/2025, 4:30:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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having some fun with the lambchop

25/8/2025, 5:28:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah i havent seen him in a hot minute

25/8/2025, 3:16:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yup were getting them out here in sac

24/8/2025, 11:44:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey better than the human centipede

24/8/2025, 11:30:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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likewise

24/8/2025, 11:19:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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murder was da case that they gave him

24/8/2025, 11:16:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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queue up trump making an announcement that suing NBC and welker

24/8/2025, 5:42:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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respect across the board. we all hate them but I can understand gadget has skin in the game

24/8/2025, 3:57:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DCRK

24/8/2025, 1:07:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:09:33 PM | 31 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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saw this and immediately thought of tate's #1 hater (you) 🫡

23/8/2025, 10:02:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah even as a cheese lover, it was still waaaaaayyy to much cheese In the regular size

23/8/2025, 9:59:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not to yunk anyone's yum but for what its worth i had one for the first time a couple months ago at 6flags vallejo and it was a big disappointment to put it charitably

23/8/2025, 9:54:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how does one know which size to get?

23/8/2025, 8:26:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they really didnt think the whole "lets put up fences with bottom pieces that make so much fucking noise if stepped on" thing through did they

23/8/2025, 6:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%

23/8/2025, 6:47:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are getting these in the mail out here around Sacramento. Apparently funded by billionaire Charles munger Jr (who donates millions to republicans) It also wrongly implies that the League of Women Voters are part of their coalition and endorses it.

WEAKENING OUR DEMOCRATICPROCESS AThreatto California's Landmark Election Reform IMPORTANT VOTER INFORMATION * * IMPORTANT NOTICE You may have received a mailer from
23/8/2025, 6:46:37 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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im not religous but I like to think shes up there in heaven chillin with scootie

23/8/2025, 6:27:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah they really are great. we used to have a maltese mix, dumb as a box of rocks but she had a good heart. rip scootie

scootie the maltese peke mix
23/8/2025, 6:20:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maltese fur is so soft silky and luscious. arguably the best fur of all breeds

23/8/2025, 6:08:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we cant wait to get rid of Kevin kiley out here

23/8/2025, 5:56:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aww what a doggie buzzkill!

23/8/2025, 5:42:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does that sick crab toy have a squeaker

23/8/2025, 5:40:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the bald headed serpent is somehow significantly less creepy and off-putting than miller

23/8/2025, 5:15:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bilbo waggins

23/8/2025, 4:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).

23/8/2025, 5:14:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want that poster inside so bad

23/8/2025, 3:38:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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same guy that refused to play competitive cs-go because you have to play t side

23/8/2025, 1:08:46 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or rage against the machine killing in the name

23/8/2025, 12:24:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HES TURNING!

22/8/2025, 11:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im so sick of these headlines that read "_____ says...."

22/8/2025, 9:21:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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any day now im sure we all will be seeing that sweet sweet intel money thats gonna be pouring in

22/8/2025, 9:14:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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holding down the fort

22/8/2025, 9:02:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 8:12:59 PM | 108 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Inappropriate"

creepy girl from ice / dhs video where shes trying to lie about migrants and using the finger quotes
22/8/2025, 8:03:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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doing the lord's work

22/8/2025, 7:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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agreed, light speed is pathetically slow for these distances

22/8/2025, 7:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facebook, nothing more than a glorified birthday reminder for me

22/8/2025, 7:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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step aside george santos!

22/8/2025, 6:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view