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@hestisiod.bsky.social

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created May 16, 2023

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1/9/2025, 7:50:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:50:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know who else was gone for 3 days

30/8/2025, 5:08:57 AM | 138 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bluesky right now ...

30/8/2025, 5:11:07 AM | 12028 2030 | View on Bluesky | view

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any of you into flight sims? i think i want to get into them and idk where to start or what i need to buy.

29/8/2025, 6:19:35 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œoracle is a law firm that uses software as baitā€

29/8/2025, 5:43:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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> incel name another mf who fucks more than stavros halkias

28/8/2025, 6:45:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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> from the 1950s or whenever it was that we came up with print advertising and subscriptions whatever i don’t give a shit don’t correct me i dont give a shit

28/8/2025, 4:16:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they really did just settle for a model from the 1950s didn’t they like, they settled for it so fucking hard. it was the laziest thing they could possibly have done and they were like ā€œyep, that’s itā€

28/8/2025, 4:14:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the contemporary internet feels like i need a drink

28/8/2025, 4:13:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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instagram now has a feature where, if you keep swiping at the end of a carousel post, you just get served a load of ads.

28/8/2025, 4:12:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i will inhale the sun

28/8/2025, 4:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OR increase my VO2 max by an insane amount

28/8/2025, 4:06:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i need to get so fuckin jacked

28/8/2025, 4:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gonna bic my fuckin dome

28/8/2025, 4:04:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old phrase New phrase No fucking way I'm not certain that's feasible You've gotta be shitting me Really? Tell someone who gives a fuck Perhaps you should check with... Ask me if I give a fuck Of course I'm concerned It's not my fucking problem I wasn't involved with the project What the fuck Interesting behavior Fuck it, it won't worl I'm not certain we can implement this Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner I'll try to schedule that When the fuck do they expect me to do this Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares Are you sure this is a problem He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with the process Eat shit You don't say Eat shit and die Excuse me Eat shit and die, mother-fucker Excuse me, sir What the fuck do they want from me They weren't happy with it Kiss my ass So you'd like my help with it Fuck it, I'm on salary I'm a bit overloaded at the moment Shove it up your ass I don't think you understand This job sucks I love the challenge Who the hell died and made you boss Would you want me to take care of this Blow me I see Blow yourself Do you see Another fucking meeting Yes, we should discuss this I really don't give a shit I don't think it will be a problem He's a fucking retard He's a bit confused I fucking told you so I mentioned this once before
26/8/2025, 4:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ā£1200 for the GR4 is fucking diabolical

25/8/2025, 5:09:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 12:43:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck this i’m gonna lowball a couple QFO auctions

22/8/2025, 9:36:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UGH i just wanna make stupid noises with records!!!

22/8/2025, 9:34:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lost an auction for a set of vestax pdx 2000s and i’m MAD about it

22/8/2025, 9:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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smoking on that shit that turns a random person on the other side of the planet into a cloud of pink mist

22/8/2025, 7:33:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture private girlfriend (@hausofholes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

liquor in the front, cracker in the barrel

22/8/2025, 4:53:09 PM | 49 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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aime leon dore fw25

Two photos with different outfits on the same model. The first shows a grey herringbone tweed fishing vest over a navy sweat suit (sweatpants and hoodie). The second shows a green puffer jacket over a patchwork red flannel shirt and a green sweater draped over the person's shoulders. Two photos showing different outfits on the same model. The first shows a chestnut colored corduroy suit. The second shows a gray herringbone overcoat over a charcoal sweater and black pants. Two photos showing different outfits on the same model. The first shows a tan technical jacket over a cream chamois shirt and blue jeans. The second shows a green technical jacket over a navy cable knit. Two photos showing different outfits on the same model. The first shows a tan bomber jacket over a Fair Isle vest and khakis. The other shows a brown sport coat with brown trousers and a brown zip-up.
21/8/2025, 9:24:21 PM | 778 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œsolar panelsā€ all slurred like ā€œgood old fashioned nightmare fuelā€ ā€œLllllllllladiesā€

21/8/2025, 5:19:02 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œspace smells like burnt steak and gunpowderā€ — chris hatfield

20/8/2025, 6:27:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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let’s be jaded together brƶthxr

20/8/2025, 6:23:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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true return to form

19/8/2025, 9:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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your boss is probably a complete waste of time

18/8/2025, 6:40:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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perfect record

18/8/2025, 1:32:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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new alien show kicks ass btw

16/8/2025, 7:48:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AND WHAT I DONT LIKE IS IF THE BUSINESS IS TRU? 🤨 THT YOU LEFT UR MOMS IN THE HOOD? 🤨 SOMEBODY GO SMOKE DAT YUTE šŸ˜’ U DONT LEEV UR MOMS NOWHERE 😔 U HAVE MONIE AND U LEFT UR MOM THER? 🤨 YOOOO UR SICK 2 MY STOMACH FAM 🤮 BUT IF ITS NOT TRU?? 😳 SHORTEEZ JUST TALKIN SHIT šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ™„

15/8/2025, 5:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s possible so possible join me brother as i choose to work as if i live in the early days of a better nation

15/8/2025, 5:08:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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buddy, they won’t even let me

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14/4/2024, 6:55:55 PM | 2803 493 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m riding one right now

15/8/2025, 4:50:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 5:40:50 PM | 230 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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which subway guy though

15/8/2025, 3:39:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oopsš“…“ (@vodkula.bsky.social) reposted

Album cover of straight bangers

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14/8/2025, 2:06:41 PM | 121 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/thej...

12/8/2025, 6:46:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i saved this post as a screenshot and immediately uploaded it to BRITCLOUD.HRH

12/8/2025, 6:45:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

12/8/2025, 6:45:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seasonal Creep šŸŽƒ (@windingdot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that ā€œfeeling somewhat uncomfortableā€ is the same as being the victim of an actual crime

12/8/2025, 10:41:33 AM | 7550 1726 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s time for a camel turkish royal cigarette

11/8/2025, 6:45:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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imagine being a plumber and being asked how much plumbing you do in your free time

11/8/2025, 7:06:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture š”»š•–š•–š•” š•‹š•™š• š•„ (@thatsgoodweb.bsky.social) reposted

it’s friday

anthropomorphic camel gets cancer in bed
11/7/2025, 12:28:52 PM | 357 75 | View on Bluesky | view

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spider-man thinks he can get between this glaswegian and a pub absolutely not pal your waist high barriers are no match for this cunt

7/8/2025, 4:30:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is where i post from

a man sitting in a chair in front of three huge dot matrix monitors shit looks like it’s from the matrix. the screens have pixelated flowers on them
7/8/2025, 4:22:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is where i post from

a man sitting in a chair in front of three huge dot matrix monitors shit looks like it’s from the matrix. the screens have pixelated flowers on them
7/8/2025, 4:01:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 2:40:52 AM | 778 75 | View on Bluesky | view

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magnificent shit

densel washington as macbeth
6/8/2025, 6:39:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i genuinely cannot believe this shit (THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH (2021) dir. J. Cohen) isn’t on blu ray in 4k HDR. it’s a fucking masterpiece.

6/8/2025, 6:23:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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watching macbeth šŸ‘‘šŸ¦ā€ā¬›šŸ—”ļøšŸ©øšŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ

6/8/2025, 5:47:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a very big glass of white wine

5/8/2025, 4:54:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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some of the best gestures we’ve seen recently

5/8/2025, 4:02:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œthe migration to gcloud and workspaces was a roaring success!ā€

5/8/2025, 4:01:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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obama even did a flip

5/8/2025, 4:00:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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clearly the president is geocaching

5/8/2025, 3:55:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas A. Nguyen DO (@tom.medsky.social) reposted

When my wife asks me how much cheese we should buy:

5/8/2025, 3:32:49 PM | 42 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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making history as the first UrbEx president

5/8/2025, 3:48:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love to be on the roof of my house. it’s such a vibe. i call it ā€œroof timeā€.

5/8/2025, 3:46:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arlan Hellison (famous) (@thehell.zone) reposted

I hear we’re posting rare Datas

31/7/2025, 3:31:04 AM | 63 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RadiantHostility (he/him) (@radianthostility.bsky.social) reposted

Hey look scope creep

30/7/2025, 5:54:40 PM | 17 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait HE’S ALSO a paedophile i am reeling this is insane the book i am reading is published by fucking PENGUIN

29/7/2025, 5:24:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao his flatmate’s a paedophile what the actual fuck

29/7/2025, 5:20:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bro met a sex worker in a cafe, had sex with her, gave her literally _all_ his money when she asked him to, and now he’s mad at her because he did that!

29/7/2025, 5:18:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reading some henry miller - bro loved to write about his dick!

29/7/2025, 5:14:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ErsatzEmpress šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø (@ersatzempress.bsky.social) reposted

23/7/2025, 7:06:40 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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paris is fuckin massive eh

23/7/2025, 6:49:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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quick’s the word and sharp’s the action highdefdiscnews.com/2025/07/17/m...

18/7/2025, 7:53:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The movie isn’t woke, you’re just fucking evil.

15/7/2025, 6:09:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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literally no one

10/7/2025, 8:16:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pussyfullawasps šŸ—”ļø (they/she) (@pussyfullawasps.bsky.social) reposted

if you are reading this you have been blessed by the Paw 🐾 rejoice & pass it on

a orange kitty paw outstretched from behind a curtain to gently be held by your hand well actually it’s @wittywiggywitchy.bsky.social’s hand kitty is jasper
10/7/2025, 6:53:40 AM | 903 285 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œyou’re asking a boomer to rotate a PDFā€ you’re using the wrong tool for the job

7/7/2025, 7:11:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œdialogue box remind me laterā€ an alternative to ā€œlet’s take this offlineā€

7/7/2025, 7:08:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œyeah that’s in my downloads folderā€ i’m aware of the thing that you’ve asked me about but i haven’t started it yet

7/7/2025, 7:06:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œlet’s double click on thatā€

7/7/2025, 7:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you do, it’s utterly captivating

3/7/2025, 3:10:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mr pussy (@mrpussy.xyz) reposted

this is a great video, and to me, proof that progressive policies and politicians can win by huge margins across the country right now, especially if there are campaigns and issues that people can see themselves in, and visualize how they can actually improve their lives in a material way

2/7/2025, 7:24:27 AM | 63 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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> tfw you are the soul watching the mind watching the physical self

2/7/2025, 7:37:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we need a link & build summer

1/7/2025, 5:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the gut-wrenching nausea of realising that chris brown is in your city

1/7/2025, 4:20:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course i think that yes chris nolan has read the odyssey but also ā€œdefy the godsā€ what even could you _possibly_ mean by that?

30/6/2025, 8:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao he’s such a penis

30/6/2025, 3:53:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lontar (@lontar.bsky.social) reposted

Interviewer: "was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?" Peter Thiel: "uhh... umm... uh I think, uh um, well Uhhhhh, um well I, um

30/6/2025, 3:31:57 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted

signal. whatsapp. discord. imessage. telegram. kik. skype. these are some of the places you two can get a fucking room.

30/6/2025, 1:02:38 PM | 103 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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sometimes you just need to have a very long conversation with a network engineer and then have a cup of tea and a lie down

30/6/2025, 3:49:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 12:56:12 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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please mind the gap between the train and the BLYATform

25/6/2025, 4:09:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s literally just chauvinism, a blatant disregard for others, a way for small men to make a bigger impact than their mediocrity would otherwise allow

25/6/2025, 7:09:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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counterpoint: all hate to this guy. i used to work with a dude like this who actively described himself as a ā€œgrumpy sysadminā€ and it was astonishing the amount of energy that either went into or had to be spent by others as a result of an attitude like this.

25/6/2025, 7:08:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m sorry i won’t do it again :(

24/6/2025, 4:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i think you could do that right now

24/6/2025, 6:33:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s bjƶrk

24/6/2025, 6:33:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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correct

23/6/2025, 4:39:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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who is the real life equivalent of KK Slider

23/6/2025, 7:03:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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outrageously late to the party but after spending my first eight hours with it i think that red dead 2 is a phenomenal game and i’m mad at myself for not picking it up sooner

21/6/2025, 9:47:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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> he wouldn't take money so l gave him the gold watch (alright) some fresh baked focaccia (uh) and a nice plate of meats, cheese and olives (beautiful) is just SUCH a bar

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19/6/2025, 8:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now commuting. i feel very strongly that i should be at home instead, eating a plate of some sort of mexican breakfast food drinking a screwdriver and watching a ghibli movie

19/6/2025, 8:11:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view