Live your life in such a way that people aren't refreshing their social media 24/7 in hopes that there's breaking news that you have died.
Live your life in such a way that people aren't refreshing their social media 24/7 in hopes that there's breaking news that you have died.
Great article.
Awesome!
Just watched Netflix documentary on Katrina. Heartbreaking and infuriating. Stunning fact about how many teachers New Orleans lost afterwards and the results that brought.
No doubt that Muskโs 20 something dipshit bros destroyed records. Will we ever know how much shit they pulled?
Hysterical and what makes it even better is that the MAGA idiots donโt get it. At all.
Is Fox playing Swan Lake?
When Swan Lake comes on weโll know.
Two weeks. Cars will ship in two weeks.
I'm pretty open-minded where sex is concerned, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.
Hurricane season coming. When red states are hit hard by storms, and they will be, letโs see how they feel about no FEMA then.
History will show that this MFer permanently scarred US democracy and his passing should be celebrated just like we will for McCankleTacoTits.
The answer to this is we all have to sit down together. Thatโs it. No protest no riot no March Sit at home w/family & Neighbors pooling resources. Itโs gonna take 30 days or more Itโs not gonna be comfortable Change never is But itโs necessary & the longer we wait the harder it will be
NDY
Best served cold, ice cold
What a coincidence.
Thoughts and Prayers for the Dr. Not really. Fuck that guy.
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There's only one way this all ends.
You should really add "total badass" to your bio......
Hannity is as dumb as his new girlfriend. The blonde on in the AM who is literally dumb as a box of rocks.
Snowflakian one might say
Texas and Florida. Whatever could the commonality be?
Spoiler alert. Itโs funny. Really funny.
Also, going to a museum would require a minimal ability to read, which they canโt.
Did she make this determination after several boxes of wine?
Jesse Watters = assclown
Maybe they should require teachers to pass a test on how to get Oklahoma kids out of the middle fucking ages.
I live in NJ and can unequivocally state that Van Drew is a fucking assclown.
Iโm in for Graham!
Select all images of bloated, swollen ankles belonging to a dementia riddled narcissistic pedophile who is a convicted felon.
I'm surprised the Republicans aren't having Dems wear ankle monitors. Personally, I think Republicans should be required to wear ball gags 24/7/365.
I will donate to anyone trying to beat this bitch.
Love it. Seems being a sycophantic asshole has consequences Indeed. Fuck you, Elise. Sold her soul for literally nothing. Not even a bullshit UN job. She deservers all of this. Everywhere she goes.
Two vile people who clearly deserve each other. One is dumb as a box of rocks and the other a pathetic sycophant.
The current administration is like Tammany Hall on steroids.
Boo fucking hoo.
Can Cuomo please just go away?
This is unbelievable.
Clearly they have no physical fitness requirements.
All of those in Trump's orbit sure seem to be snowflakes, no?
That's what she said.
It's just cruel, really.
They bought the ticket, now they take the ride.
Markwayne gonna Markwayne
Does that Boogie go to 11?
Same
Itโs a shame that politics has become a daily part of our lives, and when I say politics, I mean people being cruel assholes.
Next up. OnlyFans for the parking attendant. You know itโs coming.
DISCOVERY, yo.
The least self aware person award goes to.......
Marillion. Best band in the world.
They both suck.
Bill looking particularly cadaver-like.
Does she have, three fingers?
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This is a day of mourning for most of us.
Seems as if voting literally against your own self interest has consequences. Tough shit. They bought the ticket, they take the ride.
They bought the ticket. They get to take the ride.
I now have more followers here than Jake Tapper, who once called me a troll. Who's the troll now, bitch?
. The Senate is basically a retirement home with voting power. These fossilized boomers are dragging us back to the coal age while the rest of the world races toward renewables. They wonโt live through the collapse theyโre just making sure we do. ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ .
Will spread the word and gladly donate.
Frosted cinnamon. There can be only one.
I'm surprised he can speak to Newsmax when he's blowing Trump.
Same sentiment here.
Its almost as if this was not a well thought out plan.
Microsoft Loop: finally, a place where your half-finished thoughts, your coworkerโs to-do list, and that one guyโs motivational quote can all coexist in perfect, real-time chaos.
Pretty Much.
Dementia. No. Doubt.
Not so much as a ceasefire as them reloading.
At this point, give him the fucking Nobel if he agrees to resign and disappear forever.
Nuanced, sophisticated, well thought out.
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Two weeks. The deals will be announced in two weeks.
Thank you for the civics lesson please advise on next steps
Calmer heads. Ok.
This has to happen .
Trump and his admin treat this like a television show/video game.
Spot on
Bloomberg TV has apparently gone full on state media this morning. So fuck them.
An unserious and unqualified man who makes a fool of himself literally every time he speaks.
No
Heโs drunk, guaranteed.
Itโs amazing he can speak while blowing Trump..
Same. Spot on post. I always felt he would go down this path.
If Donald starting a war without Congressional approval isn't an impeachable offense, what is? Well, other than all the other things he does . . . like kidnapping Americans and disappearing them without due process.
This entire administration should be put on the Island of Misfit Toys.
Five. Months. Yeah, weโll all be fine for the next 3.5 yearsโฆโฆ
Hope MAGA idiots like gas prices to skyrocket. Because thatโs exactly whatโs going to happen.
Dems need to fucking DO SOMETHING
This.
When is he not?
Trump gambles the same way he governs: loudly, poorly, and all the while denying mistakes.