holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
How much money is Bondi going to award him for his pain, suffering and victimization by the Biden regime?
Yeah, no. How 'bout you tell us a little bit about YOURSELF? Why are you always hassling me?! Geez, bluesky.
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How much money is Bondi going to award him for his pain, suffering and victimization by the Biden regime?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell when I walk past kids in the airport whether RFK Jr sold them cocaine or not. The kids he didn't sell to have that normal kid look in their eyes...
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Much to their chagrin I'm certain.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Department of Wisteria.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont be so harsh. It's nicer and more dignified than any outfit I've outfit I've seen in the many online selfie posted from maralago in the last few years.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean - if their intention was to convince anybody that this actually happened it was game over when they opened with Rudy was trying to do the right thing and help a citizen in need.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Heck, what is it you think conservatives are training all those tradwives to be?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
The truly F'ed up part is we're on a path to where we'll be looking back at this as back before things got really bad.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Just think of the stuff that's going to come out in Charlie's "wife"'s book once she's no longer contractually obligated to play along in this eleborate charade to promote himself as a man who is capable of getting a woman to marry him and be submissive to him.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I know decades of roadkill exposure and swimming in contaminated creeks can give a guy an array of impressive knowledge, obviously. But I had no idea he was that damn talented.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it may have been Lao Tzu who once said '...and the grifter becomes the grifted.'
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. Somehow those bastards even managed to ruin Snoop. Is nothing sacred?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm free Wednesday. And they said I was wasting a vacation day for nothing.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Only thing more dangerous than an animal like that is a wounded animal like that. No offense to animals.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, if you're going to go down the law enforcement officer turned drug trafficker road - at least traffic real drugs. That's some embarrassing **** to throw your life away and do time over.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard Trump's going to sign an executive order declaring all shadows are to be white from now on.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, once Trump's base finds out about the gilded street lamps, fresh asphalt, beautiful new medians and military patrols they'll be flocking to DC in droves. Those have always been real kitchen table issues for them.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it. Looks like I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue...
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
If 18+ gets you all that, I'm all in on paying whatever they're charging for the 21+ director's cut.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, no. It's not that they want it now. They always have. They just finally have the support of the president of the United States and the federal government behind them to make it happen.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is late with his five things I did this week email to Putin.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps now Fox will follow suit and call themselves CANCER - NOW.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Repetitive Motion Syndrome from constantly ******* Trump off at every press performance they appear in together?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if Trump's going to make an international ass of himself on the world stage again then it might as well be made in America.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
They're actually are building an army is what they're doing. Full of "patriots" who have been convinced they have to "save the country" and make it great again. Also somehow convinced they're doing so by serving one of the greatest threat this country has ever faced.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
At least that woman standing beside the door has the sense to cover her crotch when he walks into a room.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Buried in the small print (probably): $15,000 fee waived for well qualified applicants when they purchase a membership at mar-a-lago or any qualifying resort at the sole discretion of the owner of aforementioned properties.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure Wolf Blitzer saying pubic hair on air is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't be ridiculous. Not everyone will get them. The ruling will only apply to "straight" white "Christian" men.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Relax. They're not going to need guns to take over the country. The corporations, universities, media outlets - and not for nothing - congress and the Supreme Court are doing it for them without firing a shot.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
His team made it happen?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Autospell. Their. etc etc
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
If Newsmax and their ilk are the only places a disturbingly large percentage of the population get there info then it's easy to pull off something like that.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsmax. Where you go to work when even Fox's HR and legal departments with their historically low bar for meeting ethics standards agree you're too much of a liability.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting to the point where the rest of the world will react to stories about corruption, debauchery, fraud, insurrection and fascism by saying 'Damn, that sounds like something that would happen in America'.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. I'm waiting for the EO that all members of congress must pay tribute to the Capo.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to the faux outrage segments as the Scott Jennings of the world hit the "news" shows tomorrow to counter this violent radical threat to the nation.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. They went straight to toeing the line instead.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Heck yeah. Like 72" deep and bury this insanity already.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't scoff. I heard that's going to be the first preliminary match at the White House UFC Wrestlemania or whatever that circus they're putting on is going to be called.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Who the hell does he think he is walking around like that?! Alina Habba?! Sorry, Jr. Still not gonna Daddy's attention the way she does.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno. If I'm taking a probe the size of Manhattan- or even Staten Island for that matter- I'm at least getting a vacation at a high end resort out of it.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Dexerto. Up until now I was always proud of my considerably above average fourskin. Now I'm questioning my entire identity and self worth.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
To take Instagram photos of herself riding horses in a cute outfit. In the name of national security and all that of course.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, at least America isn't providing cheap and effective birth control and STD preventives anymore, so at least they'll have to pay for those themselves. At least I hope they will. I shudder at the thought of them not.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the only correct answer. If you said the made for tv remake I'd have to get a little judgey.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends. Which version?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Who do we lobby to get a "punching a smiley face in the face" emoji?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Corey would take issue with that statement.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. All involved? So he is praying for all the people who don't belong there? Cause that doesn't sound like Charlie.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait till you hear about The Great Patriot Ghislaine Maxwell Who Was Treated So Unfairly Living Memorial exhibit.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I would give just about anything to see how these other world leaders and their teams prep for meetings with him while simultaneously trying to find any excuse to not have to sit next to him and legitimize him on the world stage.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously not. She still can't see the rule of law clearly or even reality for that matter.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Her ability to look so natural in clearly unstaged snapshots and her unwavering respect for the rule of law?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect the reason he's shutting down a potential vote on releasing the files is because he isn't finished watching all the videos yet. Over and over again. For official reasons.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I for one look forward to finally enjoying La bohème being best as it was intended to be.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet! Now I can blow my Doge check on a new AR instead of momma's medicines.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
By "things", do you mean children?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Been there, done that. If there's one good thing left in this world let it be that the rainbow bridge is real.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. People are still coming here? Why?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably just the Epstein files he's hiding in his socks making his ankles appear swollen.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine the local companion industry also does very well during those conventions.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
At least now conservative white men have a shot at sort of having a girlfriend. Do they have to pay extra for the nazi dirty talk version?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
He got his bluff called? Was arrogant enough to believe he could b******t his way through spinning a tall tale about his adversaries and the list during the election thinking everybody would forget about afterwards but not being capable of reading the room he had his followers corraled in?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
My guess - he got to start a brand new life with a new look and a cushy down low gig as a waiter at maralago preying on the guests' adolescent daughters.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. I thought it was a leap.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to make light of any potential serious health or well being concerns - but did anyone check her underwear for novichok?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of a Streisandish effect? The more they go to absurd lengths to "prove" how alpha and real man they are - the more they make women realize they're absolutely not either of those things?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently you haven't heard that he aced his cognitive test. No doctor in history has ever seen a score that high.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont knock it. I for one will be treating myself to a crudité feast the minute my doge check gets here.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Or in other words a 10-79 type hostage situation.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Any word on the J6 suspect who fled to Belarus and was granted refugee status to escape the tyranny here in the USA? Is he still living the dream?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Because if Kamala was president they never would have won. Never would have happened. They won because he made America great again or something like that.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude looks like he just woke up after an all night rager at Kavanaugh's place where he played drinking games with Bannon and Hegseth until he passed out.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's quality journalism. A president being interviewed on his favorite network by his daughter in law. Such a refreshing change from the biased fake news.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he specify in which country?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I will never forgive you for posting that photo. Okay, who am I kidding, I will. But it was still absolutely just wrong.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Destroyed his career? Didn't his career start a couple months ago?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Cause dadgumitt patriot and Jesus and stuff. Or something like that.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, he's got my prayers. I will be praying that he somehow becomes a decent person. I will be praying even harder that when he doesn't he'll at least have the decency to keep his dirty laundry private.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Does drinking unpasteurized milk and swimming in raw sewage runoff count as an increased risk? Cause that's probably going to be the children who need the vaccine the most. Just saying.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark my words: National Security Threat due to "evidence" we'll (never) see in about two weeks requiring the federal government to seize control of the election and send in the military to "restore order " and ensure a "legitimate" election.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Triangle?! I can't even imagine him being in a twoangle.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
The more I think about it though the more I wonder if it's more he's being extorted over his family and less being being a hypocrite. And if that's the case that's an even more compromising and dangerous situation for a sitting US senator than just being a hypocritical asshole.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we're not still asking about Epstein so perhaps there is an apparent reason?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume she'll be having her minister and not an attorney handle the divorce proceedings for her?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
So...does this mean she won't be hiring an attorney to represent her in the divorce proceedings? Perhaps just praying that Ken will do right by her?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Violence is wrong. But sometimes it's so f*****g right. Who am I kidding?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard he's also going to be the ref for the White House UFC heavyweight title bout.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Million dollar idea: X-Files 2025 reboot. An agent called Mulder travels the country becoming increasingly baffled by the absurd conspiracies the establishment and the American public believe and tries to talk to talk sense into them...
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Please. Like that ***** doesn't have a pair of "make sure everyone see you take off your high end glamorous heels at the TSA checkpoint" shoes.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry. All I heard was panties. Stay magnificent, please.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that unreasonable though really. The gold leaf would essentially pay for itself once you take away the social security benefits of a couple hundred more grandmas and nutritional assistance for a thousand or so more hungry children, so I say go for it.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
America's really gone to hell lately. In the good old days an illegal immigrant from South Africa could sit around all day getting high while subsidies and government contracts poured money into they're bank accounts. The way it's supposed to be. I don't even recognize this country anymore.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Live Free Or Die plate? Ooh, do I get to pick?
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone's an outlawed till its time to do outlaw shit.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang. If only the US Congress had thought to invest a couple bucks in a few signs with a similar request. In say, roughly the end of December 2020.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well you certainly got Lindsey Graham's attention...
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they do. Right after the $2,000 doge checks are sent out.
holeyroller (@holeyroller.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I support both ideas. To be fair right after some guys wives give birth they are too busy having sex with adult film actresses to worry about baby baskets and the thousand bucks could come in handy when it's time for the hush money payments.