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Heās the Sydney Sweeney of Machine Gun Kellies
A town council meeting near me is going viral and I am crying
šµNew kids on the block had a bunch a hits. Chinese food makes me sick and I think it's fly when the shmups stop by after summer. After summer...šµ OH! Didn't see you there. Was just thinking about all the fun we'll be having September 26th-29th over at RGLTV With Shmuptember on twitch.
Normally Iām ok with people leaving their comfort zone but this is dangerous levels of Try Hard. The MGK zone
Day 16 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Totally true fun fact: Tim and Eric made āPetite Feetā for weird little sausage Ron Desantis and his big boy platform boots
This just unlocked something in my brain lol
A listing on ultra-fast-fashion e-commerce site Shein used an AI-generated image of Luigi Mangione to sell a floral button-down t-shirt. š www.404media.co/shein-luigi-...
Quite literally keeps me afloat lol
Yurtis Shartvin
For having insatiable death drives, these weird rich guys sure like to hold on for dear life. Iād feel pity if i didnāt want them to die so bad
He was a rapper I guess, now heās a country guy doing high fashion and Skims ads. He has Oreos. He has dumb face tats. Itās like AI slop before it existed.
Sorry for no alt text, I am at the end of my rope before school starts tomorrow. Anyway, Iām not even sold on Graham Platner but fuck this guy
Iāve ignored this guy long enough and I get it now.
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āRemember that Trump followers and the politically disengaged likely arenāt seeing any real coverage of whatās happening. The more you can bring it to the streets of your town, to school board meetings, to city council chambers, the more actual events will take hold in peopleās minds.ā
This is a United States senator, on his official government account, publicly saying full white nationalism & great replacement theory is central to the countryās identity & the GOP platform. Also: explicitly opposing Lincolnās message in Gettysburg Address (reference to āpropositionā)
I donāt understand Post Malone. Can someone explain? Yes Iāve heard the music
Man my country sucks so much lol
Feeling attacked
"How to Report ICE" zines are available for free printable download for these places: California Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area Florida Massachusetts NC Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Zine request form in folder. drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Everyoneās grown so used to abortion bans and most experiences are out of sight and out of mind, but theyāre terrible. Every day I interact with people who have been degraded and abandoned. Not sleeping, suffering. Handing me their last dollar. Driving for hours. Sick.
Who? Anyway, to underline my point, most of this screed is about Zohran. Pathetic.
you really got a hand it to anybody who ever called a republican a nazi or a fascist in the last 60 years. they called it.
We are awash in misinformation and abject lies and yet the elite mediaās main take on it is that the people living in reality are to blame.
i wish macaroni and cheese would just appear before me
The president posting videos of the government bombing random people for supposed crimes is not a good indicator of what theyāre trying to normalize and escalate
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
Right here with you
joe scarborough is such a joke. and ive been saying this for almost two decades now. i tried to make it clear to liberals that his so-called conversion was bullshit, but you all insist in believing in fairy tales. www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
I guess we couldnāt handle two big announcements from infamous New York boys in one day
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This is better than the actual movie
Heās gonna finally comment on the Taylor -Travis engagement
We're buckling down waiting for It to Happen.
I hope itās painful and that he knows how much people are celebrating in advance
Honestly do yourself a favor and block out all msm.
Also, Fetterman really screwed everyone with his working class / Everyman cosplayā¦letās hope this guy is the real deal
Tummy horts
I feel like SC will be another one to drop out
This video goes so hard
Woke Gay Jesus is vengeful
Bruh
Bone petite
Funny how thatās usually the case.
Many such cases!
Ska?
Just saw someone alt text scold a mutualās very nsfw Shrek post, I do love it here
āTouched by an Angelā if wokes remade it
Workers at a flag factory at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, 1917
it sank very slowly and deliberately indeed
Jerry Nadler ends his remarkable career, conceding that his brand of politics on the Middle East is over. āI donāt know what to say at this point,ā he said. āI canāt defend what Israel is doing.ā www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...
Witnessing the AI artist get kicked out of the DragonCon artist alley was satisfying.
That is it, thatās the skeet
Louis Armstrong on WBGO
Asshole
4. The man, identified as Sebastian Suarez, was arrested after placing rainbow-colored chalk under his shoe and walking across the crosswalk, leaving a trail of rainbow footprints. Police charged him with ādefacing a traffic deviceāāa charge that collapsed almost immediately in court.
This is so importantā¦ Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and sheās finding they donāt match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tacticsājust like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov š§µ
lol the Atlantic rules
The self-proclaimed "bad guy" has finally become good.
Spare a thought for your friends with feral kids holding on for dear life before school starts so much later than other kids for some reason
Dream blunt rotation
My first retail job was a cashier at CVS, where some cartons of Marlboro lights may or may not have gone damaged on my watch
A Harmony Korine character irl
RIP Claireās
Assistant to a Hebrew school teacher as a pre-teen, I want to say 4-5 dollars an hour
#BREAKING | 250+ news outlets from over 70 countries will simultaneously black out their front pages and website homepages, and interrupt their broadcasting to condemn the murder of journalists by the Israeli army in the Gaza Strip.
I want to clear it up When you hear a report in Israeli media saying "8 terrorists were killed", it was actually 8 people. 8 innocent people. Because babies and women are also tagged as "terrorist"
Our dead president posting chat gpt screeds about debating science on his social media site. The dystopia is dystopiating
If you are in or near Baltimore you should know that the Walters Art Museum (which is free!) has a small but wonderful exhibit about cats in medieval manuscripts
Glad it's been declared officially. Journalists, take note that you can now refer to what's happening in Gaza as genocide. There is no higher authority on the subject than the Intl Assoc. of Genocide Scholars.
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Here, this made me smile today. Let it do the same for you.
Between Trump being 1/2 dead all weekend, Giulianiās car crash, Clinton traveling with a defibrillator, this, Iām reminded that weāre NOT actually collectively psychologically (& logistically) prepared for the RATE at which the earliest round of boomers are going to start dropping.
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
BREAKING: The Newest season of the hit show āLove Island USAā will feature the Imperial Japanese Battleship Yamato attempting to beach herself as part of Operation Heaven. The Yamato joins F4U Corsairs, SBC2 Helldivers, and F6F Hellcats for what will undoubtedly be an exciting season.
Okay. I just came back to this and you arenāt calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Conservative health policy is basically just this at this point
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
lsrael killed his daughter in an airstrike targeting a residential area in central Gaza.
Imagine how much money could have been saved just by going with an actual human to begin with www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that ācongestion pricing is deadā (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned
Your childhood friend who you are fond of but is incredibly annoying after she visits New Orleans one time
Amazing things happening in Zohranās comments - like quoting scripture to describe your sisterās restraining order against you
I'm going to be on with @velshi.com at 11 to talk about my article on the small acts of noncompliance that we can take against our dispicable government. I guess Summer is over. www.thenation.com/article/acti...
as folks know, conditions are still pretty brutal and Mohamed is still seeking help. please share/boost šš¾
Empathy and kindness are for hotties
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. š Marlon on Snoop:
