hate fucking is an option
hate fucking is an option
when am i gonna die
kfm: jan (toyotathon lady) flo (progressive insurance lady) lily (at&t lady)
she bone on my petite til i
bone-petite
celebrating labor day by taking a shot of hot dog juice
yeah
i don’t want to go back to work :(
never realized how much i missed running hope i dont fuck my knee up again and have to quit
open.spotify.com/track/08VLFQ...
our consumer movement demands non woke treats
drunk just ate a whole box of mac and cheese ama
John McCain, when Donald Trump shows up at the gates of hell
they should invent a person who loves me and buys me records
hmmm yeah im gonna watch dune now or ex machina
I have a friend whose cousin is in the secret service on the presidential detail and allegedly the president tried to use the toilet with both seats up and fell in and they can’t get him out. He said there’s been three casualties in the extraction effort so far
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton
Aug 29th 1997 - Skynet become self aware. 📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
anyone wanna go see cursive with me next thursday at mississippi studios
i mean hes 80 years old and not in good health
why not
died doing what he loved
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
Um... I wanna know what YouTube advertising algorithm thinks it's selling to me?
that is so metal
im hearing trump died is this true
looks pretty relaxing to me stretch my glutes take a little nap
deep relaxation
true
not exactly sure what im supposed to be overlooking at this park
this is me if you even care
why do people get so mad when you call it clip instead of mag does clip have some other gun meaning
once i broke things off with someone i only went on a few dates with via text and felt so guilty about it i messaged them 2 years later and apologized for not doing it in person
im 40 years old never ghosted someone considering how much its happened to me lately that must make me some kinda freak
the explanation is that they are nazis and doing nazi shit is their top priority why are liberals like this
chat im starting to think this isnt true based on the evidence
i think im in love with you also im sleepy
only one entry/exit and its surrounded by harsh terrain. feels like a strategic disadvantage tbh
oh damn maybe bro really is dying
my 90 year old grandma has heard about this shit and is sympathetic it would be rough for the state to assemble a jury
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
im really not that unbearable i swear
America will begin to heal only when the Democrats retake the White House in 2028 and reach across the aisle, in an earnest gesture of patriotic bipartisanship, to jail everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 primary
the most cant take a joke people in existence
getting tired of this 4th reich shit and to stay sane i gotta believe its not sustainable
if we all concentrate our efforts i believe we can bully chatgtp into killing itself
hbd lena we love you
damn think i been ghosted again im going for the record of most times ghosted dumped or distance in a 12 month period
shut up nerd
god dam if this aint a succinct summary of twitter
i like it when you call me big dumper
fix eye crustie
she h as many crusty you fix
she named cheese
i like cheese
kidnapping
they should invent cum that looks and tastes like nacho cheese
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
Burger King Reportedly Bringing Back the Pocket Burger
hmmmm
really wanna get crab cakes but like what do i eat with crab cakes do i just eat them by themselves
dudes rock
like i said all along he was just trying to feed our brave law enforcement officers not guilty
need to stop losing weight or i will have to buy new clothes and that angers me
himbo moment
Sorry but huge dudes rock moment
bipartisanship with fascists is bad imo but you do you girl
rich people could choose to do anything and yet they choose to make our lives worse
i think theres a baby splinter in my thumb and its driving me crazy gonna just cut the thing off
whaaaat
just to be safe gonna eat a bunch more hotdogs before then
we dont have a big lake but the ocean is right there also bug ass mountains they are pretty cool
yeah thats why i wanna leave oregon. lets just trade places or something
still thinkin of moving to wisconsin cause im a crazy person lol
can i still eat hot dogs after labor day or do i have to give them up like white colors
thats funny i just msged you on lastfm the other day to say hi haha
went there recently still as terrible as i remember it haha
cracker barrel caved to the (anti)woke mob smh
boomers turning on trump has been one of the least surprising but most entertaining maga developments
hot tyler warren at 1.08 in my draft now im just taking idp bros lol
true sometimes i talk about sports and how pee is stored in the balls
i like communism and music too guess im just built different
these people are just dead weight at this point there is no recovery from this level of brain rot
Ok, now I’m worried that we might be living in communism
A second Trump Burger owner has been taken by ICE
Computer, stop telling me things
went up to the roof hoping to get a whiff of bacon no luck
me when theres cheese
yes
no
nice
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