The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Watching #GreatBritishSewingBee #SewingBee #GBSB on a 30 min delay
Bookworm living in Llandaff. Happy Public Servant. Loves Heidi (Wife), good books of all stripes, History, Rugby, Elvis, & Tea. Posting here in a personal capacity.
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Watching #GreatBritishSewingBee #SewingBee #GBSB on a 30 min delay
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I know of another good Tom Baker.... #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Looks like the morning after a night on the stout #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Hasan has invented a Swiss Splat #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Some of these Swiss Rolls look like they'd be improved by being pushed down an Alp. #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I think you're going home, chum #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Where did he go on holiday, I think I missed it the first 15 times he said it....? #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Push him down an Alp! #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I didn't recognise Prue #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Love the Skindred album in the background there #TheGuest
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Although a taxi pick-up on what is a pedestrianised road is a bit of a stretch! ð #TheGuest
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
The fun in watching #TheGuest is spotting all the Cardiff locations!
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I was fond of it for a short while, I had a travel version as a kid.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Well done Lincoln! (26! Check me out!) #UniversityChallenge #MegaMondayMindMangle #MondayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
No imp as a mascot, Lincoln? #UniversityChallenge #MegaMondayMindMangle #MondayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
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Yus!
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Whistles/flutes? #OnlyConnect #MegaMondayMindMangle #MondayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Evening Clive, evening all. #Mastermind #MegaMondayMindMangle #MondayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Right, I'm back from my holiday so think I'd better repost this as this week's #QuizzyMonday is due to shortly start.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Well, what was I thinking? It's that time of year again! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
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A good friend of mine is a very good mortgage broker if you'd like help? (Fee free, she gets paid by the lender).
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder if he thinks Chop Suey is Chinese?
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
'The Flipside of Dominick Hide'.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Isuzu-Trooper #AbbaCars
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The VLC media player, probably more than a megabyte but it just works without any fuss.
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, also the title of a song I've been enjoying lately: youtu.be/8aDR5Wuhj6Q
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
My Mam maintained that I had whooping cough as a baby up to and including an episode where I was picked up out of my cot and held upside down by my ankles & whacked on my back to stop me coughing. My Dad was always more sceptical as to whether I had it or not, but clearly something went on.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
They got very cross when I called them out on it, but it stopped them. Second was the time lots of, er, young British female historians called out a male contemporary for unacceptable & inappropriate behaviour online & at conferences, & he deleted his account & hasn't been heard of online since 2/2
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Couple of niche ones from the other place: I worked out once that someone (in Turkey?) was creating dozens of fake accounts all purporting to be English young female 'historians', of really random things e.g. 'Mary Swan, historian of wine and socks' then following loads of real historians 1/2
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Watching the BBC Nature programme 'Parenthood', Sir David starts talking about the Sri Lankan snub-nosed frog. "How do they know the frog is Sri Lankan?" asks my Mrs. "Because it likes cricket" I reply. What? #BBCNature #Parenthood #BBCParenthood
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Ridley Scott in The Guardian: the man who shaped the Sci-Fi genre of films for at least a generation; also, remember the hoo-haa about all the liberties he took with Napoleon's life story (and some of the historic details in 'Gladiator' too IIRC). Keeping it real...?
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Especially when you've just used them on the continent, and the service is so much cheaper and better. The UK is the country that invented the railway, we've literally been doing it longer than anyone else, surely you're supposed to improve with practice...?
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember nothing from my secondary school Chemistry lessons apart from the bit in the textbook that said if you were to make nitroglycerin at home you should do so in a bathtub full of ice.
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Ah yes, silly me.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe there was a precedent set in Rome in the mid '40s.....
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect it's an attempt at the alleged 'distress signal' which hanging the US flag upside down is said to represent.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
It means 'why' in Welsh.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Barbra Streisand? #totp
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Now we're talking! #totp
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Does he take his clothes off to distract from his terrible miming? #TOTP
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At various times in my life I have also been told I looked like Jim Morrison, and Tom Selleck. There is clearly an argument for better access to opticians in this country.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I was once told I looked like the lead singer of The Mavericks..... #TOTP
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Chicken casserole, with white wine and cream.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
Having just returned from 10 days in Italy, currently I too am incredibly oval.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
How effective are they if we all print on yellow paper?
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah around there. I don't recall seeing it there before.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
On the A48, spotted some burk has hung the St David's Cross on one of the bridges. Oh deary me....
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
YES! Fuck you Josh! #AnyoneButJosh #DestinationX #BBCDestinationX
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Nope! #AnyoneButJosh #DestinationX #BBCDestinationX
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
For some reason I have a feeling in my water about The Mouth of Truth #AnyoneButJosh #DestinationX #BBCDestinationX
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
So it is Rome then #AnyoneButJosh #DestinationX #BBCDestinationX
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Having just been there, from the clues so far I'm thinking the final destination could be Milan. #AnyoneButJosh #DestinationX #BBCDestinationX
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
#AnyoneButJosh #DestinationX #BBCDestinationX
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
My wife tending to the houseplants following our return from holiday:"Ugh! There's a spider in this one!" Would you believe an arachnid had the temerity to take up residence in a chlorophytum comosum, also known as a spider plant? ð· ðŠī
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Is the ÂĢ19-a-bottle water called 'Peckham Spring' by any chance....?
Bill Lindeke (@blindeke.bsky.social) reposted
This photo is amazing. www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Oh such sad news! Wishing him the fastest and fullest recovery.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Travelling to Milan airport to catch the flight home. Just passed a restaurant called 'Easy Poke'. No, you grow up!
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Grazie mille, Stresa. Milan, and Switzerland; you've been immense.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Am dining in the restaurant of a grand, old, 5 star hotel; no shorts are allowed, but three tables have their dogs with them. The dogs are not even wearing ties, what is the World coming to?
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In school a Physics teacher told us a (no doubt apocryphal) tale about someone boiling a sheep's head in one & the safety valve being blocked by Pearl barley, leading to an horrific explosion. What was he thinking....?
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Drinking in a bar Hemingway frequented. Yeah, I know, show me a bar that Hemingway didn't frequent..... ðð
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Sounds baaad.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Always intriguing when you walk through your hotel reception to see two local police talking to another guest & the receptionist, then the guest leaves in the back of a police car!
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I had it as my ringtone for a short while, but had to change it as it made me want to answer the phone like the X Factor accouncer, not the most appropriate when the call was from a hospital about the health of your aged parents.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Worth a repost for #Caturday
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
This hotel is alright, but the valet, parking leaves something to be desired; look where they've left my motor....
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It was those 'Jazz' (read kazoo) bands there when I were a kid.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Now we're in a cable car, going up an Alp. Apparently it's not funny to play the theme from 'Where Eagles Dare' and to say "Broadsword calling Danny-Boy" when we're doing so.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Travelling to Switzerland by train, have just stopped at this station; I missed if the previous station was called Do, and I wonder if the next one is Me.....? ðķ
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Said the actress to the bishop.....
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Am back in the rooftop bar. Tonight's Mr Pink is this cloud just to the side of Mount Mottorone. Though there is a girl wearing pink furry mules #Sunset
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Am going to miss this evening's Top Of The Pop's episodes, so please just imagine some frequently inane, often petty, usually sarcastic, and occasionally pithy retorts on my behalf. Thank you. #ToTP
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I'm a witness to an earth-shattering royal scandal: this pair sat in front of us on the ferry back to Stresa, that's clearly not the Duchess of Sussex with Prince Harry.....
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Walking through the streets of Verbania we came across this chap. Same, Landini, same.....
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Is she Zuul...?
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Current view. That's one of the Borrowmean islands you can see in the distance; on my budget, that's all I can afford, to borrow-me-an island......
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Not again, it chafed terribly the last time....
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If it's any reassurance, these walls have seen much worse (notably the behaviour of Charles II and his court www.seh.ox.ac.uk/blog/the-sam.... More on our TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@bodleianlib...)
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Wow! I was required to briefly step in there for a re-robing as part of my graduation. I was a little worried that I might spontaneously burst into flame, stepping into the School of Divinity...
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Shakespearean.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Not saying this place is cool, but one of a party celebrating a birthday here just tried to start playing an accordion, and management kicked them out ð
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
We're back at the rooftop restaurant. I'm taking up the role of Mr Pink tonight as I'm wearing pink shorts with toucans on. Take that, fashonistas of Milan!
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Tempers never fray in Llandaff.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I'm on a train to Milan. I'm like some sort of anti-Michael Portillo. A Michael Portaloo, perhaps.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
I can't believe that Italian television are refusing to show this week's #MondayMindMangle of #Mastermind #OnlyConnect and #UniversityChallenge for me. Bah, bloody Br*xit..... #MegaMobdayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
The telly in this hotel has ITV on it, that's novel.
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Aw. Mr Pink, his wife Fluorescent green, and their entourage have now left. I suppose I'd better talk to my wife then..... ð
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
I should point out how committed this stylish gent is, the frames of his specs are also pink, as was the gin he was drinking.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
I took a sneaky candid photo, might delete later
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social) reply parent
For example: there's one chap, 50+, who has pink laces in his trainers to coordinate with his pink shirt.
The Right Runcible Howard Batey (@howardbatey.bsky.social)
Am in a rooftop restaurant overlooking Lake Maggiore. It is clearly the place to be seen, and many of the locals look like they've just walked off the catwalks of Milan. Wonder what they're making of this moustachioed valley wonder...?