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Dan Goose

@hughjanis.bsky.social

created November 24, 2023

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Jesus Christ, what a fucking psycho www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

23/9/2025, 9:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol any other plays of Lames you want to have a replay of?

23/9/2025, 3:38:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this a real picture?

23/9/2025, 3:33:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A very “Eat My Shit” to @billsimmons.bsky.social after he said Detroit wasn’t in the top 8

23/9/2025, 3:10:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screamer Jim, why are you showing your whole ass here? Why would you do that?

21/9/2025, 3:33:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 6:28:58 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social has nothing between his ears because he’s not talking about Zohran

18/9/2025, 11:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lil Wayne is lip sinking a parody of the Friends theme song on NFL Sunday. We used to be a real country.

14/9/2025, 3:24:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels like a job for @jarjarfan69.bsky.social

14/9/2025, 3:38:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so funny people at the @nytimes.com get paid to write this drivel

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13/9/2025, 10:10:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so sorry for this. I should never have done this

13/9/2025, 9:01:11 PM | 662 82 | View on Bluesky | view

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They crossed the rubicon again

12/9/2025, 3:57:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go jump up your own ass

10/9/2025, 3:24:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It just dawned on me that RFK jr. had phone sex with Nuzzi with horrible fucking voice. Lizza dick game must have been atrocious.

8/9/2025, 6:21:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Summer I Turned Pretty aka Suicide Inducer

6/9/2025, 7:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s genuinely surprising that Prizker isn’t mobilizing the national guard against ICE

6/9/2025, 6:13:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey are you sure we didn’t start the Manhattan Project to race a different country?

6/9/2025, 12:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife watches it and it’s unreal how depressing the show is.

4/9/2025, 2:58:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree with @byyourlogic.bsky.social that the CIA doesn’t have a “We Helped Epstein Rape Children and Entrap Powerful People” file but stories like this sure do make me think they do

4/9/2025, 1:01:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a real email

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4/9/2025, 12:26:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means God is Good

2/9/2025, 2:48:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have no interest in the common man

1/9/2025, 2:25:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@screamerjim.bsky.social if you haven’t seen it in a while, The Hangover is so fucking good, and also beautifully shot

1/9/2025, 1:55:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:25:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But in Vermont? Or just other states?

31/8/2025, 11:24:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When It Happens, I’ll piss on his grave

31/8/2025, 1:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mohicans somehow underrated

31/8/2025, 1:29:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a foremost expert on vertical farming (not joking) I say yeah fuck it why not

31/8/2025, 3:51:15 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh ok got it

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31/8/2025, 3:49:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted

just another sexy ass Saturday morning, at the emergency vet because my dog ate two corn cobs!!! How have dogs survived to this point given how much they love eating things that kill them!!! Anyway this would be a great time for lots of people to buy my bumper stickers

30/8/2025, 12:39:51 PM | 186 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I like women” - a claim Benny Johnson has made

30/8/2025, 9:19:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought this was a fat joke when I read it

30/8/2025, 3:06:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he is actually dead, will you rap on Labor Day to celebrate?

30/8/2025, 4:12:55 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it’s very good, to me. Celine makes a solid movie. I was a big fan of Past Lives. High brow girlfriend films.

30/8/2025, 2:45:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LFGOOOOO

30/8/2025, 2:45:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@screamerjim.bsky.social whats the thought on Materialists?

30/8/2025, 2:28:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so funny Nuzzi blew up her career to have phone sex with him.

29/8/2025, 9:18:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the best one

28/8/2025, 5:36:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt’s brain is as smooth as his bald head

28/8/2025, 4:58:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey there he is! Looking strong!

28/8/2025, 6:48:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Important for @mattyglesias.bsky.social to suck shit and get bent.

28/8/2025, 1:08:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@willmenaker.bsky.social my very bald, Nazi brother has made the amazing choice to unironically grow out “sides” and I can’t help but think it is an homage to Mark Wahlberg’s character in Flight Risk

26/8/2025, 5:00:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pretty funny the guy Taylor Swift dated before Travis Kelsie said Ice Spice looked like a Chinese woman on Cumtown

24/8/2025, 11:01:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what ever happened to Jomny Sun

24/8/2025, 10:40:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump canceling elections is simply a distraction from the important work congress must do of passing another bill giving Israel 8 billion more dollars to shoot kids in the head

24/8/2025, 4:35:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking hot, brother!

23/8/2025, 3:56:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democrats hate having a contrasting position

23/8/2025, 3:51:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wtf is Kucinich doing there?!?

23/8/2025, 1:21:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess the question becomes between material effects like this and civil rights desecration like ICE, when does violence become the only moral path against this regime?

23/8/2025, 1:18:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 4th Dumbass

23/8/2025, 1:05:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine making your wife change her name to Rachel so it sounded more Jewish, leaving her for your intern and then talking about good western values

23/8/2025, 12:56:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will support a democrat who campaigns on exhuming his corpse and shitting on it

23/8/2025, 12:52:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I’d be so happy if he Did It

21/8/2025, 6:21:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sit your white ass down and listen

21/8/2025, 3:23:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get a decent meal with that

21/8/2025, 2:49:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he was holding a gun at first

21/8/2025, 2:45:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We must learn

21/8/2025, 2:34:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People forget about the Metaverse

21/8/2025, 2:09:55 AM | 118 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I listened to an old episode of @chapotraphouse.bsky.social from 2023 on my flight and am so impressed by @byyourlogic.bsky.social calling his shot on Fetterman way back when.

21/8/2025, 12:20:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Yard presidency was underrated

8/8/2025, 8:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this image will go on to haunt everyone in it. No one will escape the shame it will bring.

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8/8/2025, 12:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the worst face I’ve seen

5/8/2025, 2:18:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reading this article with a huge sense of relief and then immediately blowing my brains out because I've lost the only thing tying me to this world

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31/7/2025, 8:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Simmons looking at the revolver

26/7/2025, 11:22:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@screamerjim.bsky.social fuck… Shohei is so cool. I say this as a diehard Mets sicko, which is painful.

26/7/2025, 11:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you guess it correctly?

26/7/2025, 3:55:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was up with them releasing all the MLK docs? Anything good in there?

26/7/2025, 12:43:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@chriswade.bsky.social our new lamp is from the discontinued Helper line

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25/7/2025, 6:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every picture he takes looks like he’s getting a handjob for the very first time.

25/7/2025, 3:29:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📄 NEW: USAID Review Found No Evidence Hamas Systematically Diverted U.S. Aid Credit: Reuters | July 25, 2025

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25/7/2025, 3:02:29 PM | 184 74 | View on Bluesky | view

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$3k at chilis is wild. Horrible food.

25/7/2025, 12:31:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the Obama impersonator right?

24/7/2025, 1:26:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was that a Howard Stern impersonator that just looked the camera and smiled?

23/7/2025, 2:02:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw a porno where a nurse puts a stethoscope on a fellas wiener

23/7/2025, 1:28:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He just came from the theater where he was watching Cars 2

18/7/2025, 11:27:29 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like that she’s treating Elmo like it’s an elected position, like senator or pope.

18/7/2025, 3:22:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are you talking about??

18/7/2025, 3:15:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wishes

17/7/2025, 3:00:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just remembering this lol

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15/7/2025, 10:03:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wishes he looked that good

13/7/2025, 12:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right but do leftists want socialism or capitalism?

13/7/2025, 1:09:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like how are their ends different then say Bush’s?

13/7/2025, 1:05:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey how would you describe leftist politics?

13/7/2025, 1:04:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What I like about this dumb dumb is he is acting like there is left side that’s pushing for abolition of private property and the elimination of currency instead of free buses and childcare.

12/7/2025, 8:53:10 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this was a joke it would be an incredible bit, but there’s a non-zero chance Delta is outbound

12/7/2025, 7:05:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just making this easier for everyone to find

11/7/2025, 8:05:49 PM | 583 110 | View on Bluesky | view

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As always youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...

11/7/2025, 10:08:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A stoke victim is both the ideal viewer of and guest on Fox News

11/7/2025, 2:14:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can all agree the CEO of Seaworld should be the next one to get the Mangione. Treatment right?

10/7/2025, 10:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/7/2025, 8:30:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinking back to the hey-days of 2019 QANON and how this news will be received by the internet poisoned

9/7/2025, 4:09:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We go to war with the army we have

9/7/2025, 3:17:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin Newsom here (yes)

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7/7/2025, 6:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I “liked” DS1 but it suffered from pacing issues and just kinda boring/meandering. DS2 appears to take all of the substantial mechanics of the first and honed it into a samurai sword. One of the best games I’ve played in years thus far.

6/7/2025, 6:11:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@davidjroth.bsky.social your thoughts?

5/7/2025, 11:11:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel strongly that the @mets.com would become the #1 Vegas odds leader to win the World Series if Pete grew a “Big League Brush”

5/7/2025, 11:10:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey any note on the political background or motives of your source?

4/7/2025, 11:50:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol STFU

4/7/2025, 11:48:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck ‘em. You’re solid.

4/7/2025, 12:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is blurred out like Snake’s genitalia

4/7/2025, 3:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view