To cross the Pennines
It's spelled "Wholly"
Derek Guy, taking money from "Big Kitten" since 2025
Skinning your beavers?
It makes you wonder what evil Thomas Kinkaid is capable of
Do they end up shooting each other?
If you want a "Miami" I recommend Baxter Dury youtu.be/HyILwv1KBT4?...
Needs more golf trophies
We are truly in a new gold-painted age
You can pry my gun from my cold, dead, chubby little fingers
Taps sign
This is Geoff Norcott's entire bit on the news quiz
"TFL robbed me of my belief in god"
I think you're going to have to fork it. Good luck with bluishsky, I'll sign up.
We have a delusion of a"Special Relationship" with the US. The US are under no such delusion.
You need to find an IDF spokesman to help you with your confusion.
Don't leave in a huff, wait a minute, and leave in a minute and a huff
Are you suggesting "team rocket are blasting off again!" Is some sort of innuendo?
Watching the tour de France at the moment where supporters are advertising they're Onley fans.
My favourite sticky bottle is still Vincenzo Nibali at the 2015 Vuelta.
Five years earlier that DJ saved someone's life.
You can't spell idjit without DJT
Eugenicist is just shorthand for massively fucking racist, ableist, and sexist, and willing to commit atrocious acts.
We had a couple come into the house in 2022 during the hot spell, found out they will flip upside-down and try to fly though the floor if you shine a UV light at them, which makes them easier to catch and evict.
Saloons are too low for old people anyway
Muphrys law is a harsh mistress
I think plug & charge is when the charger and car talk to each other and automatically start billing and charging without driver interaction once the car is plugged in. (Like Tesla superchargers) Shouldn't prevent tap to pay or phone apps from working as per normal
It's about saving water by not flushing the toilet if you don't have to. Obvs.
Won't that count as a vote for Poilievre?
Jimmy is 8 years older than Pierre, the wonders of modern medicine
Jesus is hoping this time it's Gondy as last time he put his back out
Eggy bread is just a pancake that has been put together in the wrong order, so have it how you like your pancakes.
Imagine how disappointed they will be when they find out.
It's called the race to the sun, so you've got to be racing from something
I stand by my theory that Hancock leaked this video himself so that he would get fired and avoid being scapegoated for the Tory's ballsing up of the COVID crisis.
Best version www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC24...
You really need to stop judging a book by its cover, it's reviews, and the first 200 pages, give it the benefit of the doubt.
R.I.P. DVDs
Trump really wants the Nobel peace prize and doesn't care how many Ukrainians have to die for him to get it
They'd still rather lose the trees than the parking spaces
Cheeseburger eating surrender monkey strikes again
What do you mean "there won't be any more bald villains"?
I'm a big fan of retro-phrenology we're gonna need a bigger hammer
His bored ape or someone else's bored ape?
Having recently watched a show with a hitman who thought he was dying but wasn't I totally agree with you that we need more shoes with hitmen
American woman shocked to find she speaks English
Great Video, and great Ad read, just when you think he's going to zig, he zags!
Ride on time
Must the picture be halal?
With the death of Nigel Lawson news programs have lost access to a well funded denial of reality and have had to rely on rank amateurs denying reality in their mum's basements. A sad state of affairs.
Sorry, I was using Kids with guns cadence
To be fair I don't think they've even finished building Neuschwanstein anyway
I too have a tin ear
Unless you had the matching sword and thong you'd never wear it.
Well priced home storage batteries are always welcome.
Too daft, but I liked it.
Now he's stinking up Netflix
It's only going to get worse on the 26th of December
Finest collection of Reader's Digest condensed books in England
And it caused Guy Adams to unravel
Jeremy Clarkson seems hellbent on avoiding inheritance tax
Delighted that anytime I type BS into the address bar I get bsky.app
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that's todays lesson folks: keep your door locked or you too could find an Hbomberguy in your bed, also, who's been eating my porridge?
Fairly sure loads of people beat you to it, but anyway, Hi to you too.
Looks like Rosie Duffield jumped the gun
