Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah! No shade on manufactured. They have come a long way.
Pacific Northwest. Essentially a premature grandma who bakes, knits obsessively, and occasionally remembers to care for the flowers in my yard.
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Oh yeah! No shade on manufactured. They have come a long way.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna say. That’s a manufactured home.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
NO.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it when people get excited about their interests.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Rather unfortunately. Yes.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Trump take knitting. 🧶
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Even Flow. Instrumentally, Jeremy will always win for me, but the lyrics are kind of exploitative (of a death) in nature which knocks it out of the top spot for me.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah isn’t it like a grand or something across all its doses?
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Well dammit. We just gotta manifest more, people!
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
😍
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
They just need to shove makeup on the corpse and shove it out there. Good god.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
This is a fantastic screed on “Piss Christ” which is definitely unfairly maligned.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
More people need to read Old Yeller again.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Have they shambled him out yet or are we still waiting?
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
CLEARLY. Good god. I’m glad the beardie found a good home.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect that kind of shit is part of why some colleges are starting to relax on pets. I’d be crushed if my parents did that to a pet I couldn’t take with me.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that’s a real problem for SURE. I’m honestly not certain why the US uses brand names (other than marketing).
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a mix. Raised by a nurse, so I definitely know more generics than the average person but also let’s be real Benadryl is so much less of a mouthful than diphenhydramine. 🤣🤣🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s BIZARRE shit. Like I am trying so hard to not make a tin foil hat but this situation is ripe for it. It’s like the disappearing Princess of Wales situation all over again, but with much higher stakes.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
*dons tin foil hat* Which is why if they’re invoking the 25th, they’re doing it now when Congress has returned from recess so if he fights it, Congress is available. Or he’s just actually dead and they used AI/a double for photos. *removes tin foil hat* More likely he’s fine(ish). 🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
IIRC, “Them Bones” by Alice In Chains is 7/8 and that song kicks serious ass.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I feel like a bunch of people constantly rooting for his death online at least has to be getting to him if he’s even remotely cognizant. 🤣🤣🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
I mean, it only says “The President” is making an announcement. That’s the title, not the person. (I’m trying really hard to not put on a tin foil hat but it’s hard).
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Y’all… WTF is up with the video the WH just posted? It feels a lot like a memoriam video… @underthedesknews.bsky.social popped it into my Instagram feed and I am THOROUGHLY weirded out. There’s also apparently only one thing on his schedule tomorrow and that’s a 2pm “announcement”.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost everything pretty AF appears to be that way. 🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Wait wait wait. What?
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
YAS
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I never knew we could get better than “bone apple tea” but here we are.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
The mulch is finished. It nearly killed us, but it’s finished.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I’ve heard the reading in particular is the rough spot. A lot of other stuff can be made up but there is a pretty distinct sweet spot for timing of learning to read, and if you miss that, the struggle is real.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck yeah! Safe travels!
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Oh dear god.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonus, lots of fiber!
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s really the core, isn’t it? It’s built upon a foundation of theft. It’s why I ALSO don’t willingly and knowingly touch it.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I WILL say that lately on the golf course he’s less likely to wear the bronzer I think because it sweats off and we are trying to avoid a Giuliani. 🤣🤣🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep! Very very teeny clothes. 🤣 They do on occasion drop bigger labubus but good luck getting a hold of one of those (and the price is eye wateringly expensive)
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
They made sure to get coverup on that hand though. (Again, piss-poor job)
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Not very. Only about 6 inches tall or so. Here’s one with a 100g ball of sock yarn for scale.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
SAME. That said I’ve never won a cent and am not expecting the streak to stop now.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking YIKES.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve come a long way since then. It takes time, and work. 💜💜💜🫂🫂🫂
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Very possible. 🤣 Crashing out mentally and physically I’d bet.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
🫂🫂🫂 I feel this. My father is like that. I remember always thinking I wasn’t REALLY all that good at 4-H (horses) until I packed up all my trophies (as an adult, to get them all away from him) and went, “oh. I really WAS good at it”. Bit crushing really.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s giving the same vibes as when the Princess of Wales was undergoing cancer treatment and they hid her away… the death rumors ran RAMPANT. The situation was SO mismanaged that to this DAY people doubt she even had cancer!
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my GOD. 😋
Orpheus Condescending (@maryscottoconnor.com) reposted reply parent
Does it work?
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
With soulful eyes. Don’t forget the eyes.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Hound’s got a hell of a starring role in this though.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
YEP. I was like, “not today Satan”
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
After getting a couple weird replies right out of the gate I was a bit worried about my Bob Ross post overnight but it stayed blessedly calm.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
What the actual fuck is this shit? Don’t worry they got blocked after I screen capped, but HONESTLY.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yes, but I like how trippy it is to start with a black canvas and SUDDENLY colorful.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
I think my favorite Bob Ross episodes are when he paints on black canvases.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
I got himbo. Fuck yes. Also FMRI, JPEG, mosh pit, and swole.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
SAME.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
If anybody wants a good Halloween knit, Adella’s selling kits for this set on her website. You can’t lose with either one. 🧶
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so good. So so good.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah usually what happens is the type of project changes depending on my mental state.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yes. Some of us earlier than others though.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah if I recall it’s much like fascist takeover… slowly, then all at once. 🤣😫
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I mean, he IS dying, but congestive heart failure is typically a slow decline.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
That is possibly the best descriptor of his voice I’ve seen.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
@tinakotek.bsky.social Hey. HEY. This sounds like a great idea.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
NOOOOO Also… yes of course if you use a different yarn the pattern will look different!!! Ugh.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s knitting rage bait? UGH. The cooking is bad enough.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Y’know, when I started using chia seeds as a fiber additive, I was unprepared for the horror show they turn into in my dishwasher filter. 😬
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe so, yes. In the TX outbreak.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Blessedly, no cats here anymore. 🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t decided yet! He’s not been with me for 24 hours yet, I got time. 🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
My friend: “Help me pick the bead colors for this crocheted fidget octopus!” Me, internally: “this is gonna be my octopus isn’t it?” Anyway here’s my octopus. He’s real cute.
Musicology Duck (@musicologyduck.bsky.social) reposted
not now ragweed
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
NO. OMG. REALLY???
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m like, is she trying to say the bread is rubbery, like the shoe sole? It’s just, it’s not making sense. Also what the fuck kind of bread is she having if it’s rubbery?
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
UGH. Some people never learn.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
It is but it makes no sense to me in that context unless she’s using it to mean “rubbery”, which then I have to ask what kind of sourdough has she had?
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking about the kid in here in Oregon that caught tetanus because the parents were antivaxxers, it was probably close to a million dollars in hospital bills, and then afterward they STILL refused to vaccinate the boy.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anybody want to tell her about sourdough sandwich bread? It might make her head explode. 🤣
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
That shirt. 🔥
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I had the SAME THING HAPPEN. Absolutely the fucking worst.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
If he was getting that sans girlfriend, that is some serious keeper material right there.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
YAS.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
From what I’ve seen, leaving it alone is probably the wisest move you could make at this juncture, TBH. Which I know can be REALLY HARD, so I admire your restraint.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
I am in this skeet and I don’t like it… “Writhe” left deep scars.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
YOU. ARE. SO. CLOSE.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw it and was like, “um okay?” and then moved on, mostly because it seemed rather out of left field (unless this is spillover from another platform). Either way, whatever is up with you two isn’t really my business and you’ve always been fine to me soooo… 🤷🏻♀️
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s congestive heart failure. May have had a stent put in.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Last night was practice for the real deal.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking 🔥🔥🔥
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought it. I haven’t started it yet, because I’m reading “The Saint of Bright Doors”, but I’m really excited about it! It sounds super cute.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
YUP. Mind boggling. Even worse, if you know how to pitch progressive policies they’re really into them! And then they turn around and say no and I just want to shake the shit out of them.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
He had clearly been an urban dweller all his life. 🤣🙄
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
It absolutely breaks my heart. I was raised hella rural and I love living in the sticks but the politics are atrocious.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social)
Just had a city dwelling Matt Yglesias follower try to tell me “rural areas isn’t where we grow our food”. Easy block this morning.
Katie (she/they) (@imagine0enigami.bsky.social) reply parent
And what tax base they DO have consistently refuses to be taxed. It’s a death spiral. We need people to live in the sticks because that’s where we grow our food, but this isn’t sustainable if they keep voting the way they do.