C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
They deleted the barrel and the cracker.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
They deleted the barrel and the cracker.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we all know by now he’s a pierogiphile.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social)
Did a 7 mile “hike” with the dog the other day. I forget what a stunning park we have in the middle of the City. #goldengatePark #SanFrancisco
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for all of us to stock up on coffee! I fear chocolate may meet the same fate.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I don’t get why they believe in chemtrails, but not climate change.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
So this is what Mike Johnson is giving Trump “space” for.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how they knee-jerk blame Dems when the CEO of Rainmaker is a right-wing Christian nationalist. He is of the “be a good steward of the Earth and protect it” Christians up against the “God said to use up the Earth” Dominionists who want to burn it all down.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Grok in the Pentagon. Great.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be a drive-thru.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, the wife went along. Obedient to her man. She seems to be holding on by a thread. Revealed she broke her 3 year sobriety by having a beer due to all the stress. Claims that was it, won’t drink again. Not sure what will happen to the kids if she goes off the rails.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Then you are not describing it well. Here is just one street in SF. Those are all small markets with fresh fruit out front and fish/meat markets. Just bought 3lbs of cherries for 1.99/lb
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, we have them all over in San Francisco. 🤷🏻♀️
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
His wife puts out videos. Watched one where they thought he’d get special treatment, but was instead trained for combat on the front lines. He doesn’t understand Russian at all so he feels he hasn’t been trained. 🤦🏻♀️ feel sorry for the kids.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Last time seemed it was a Russian plot to weaken America, but now, who cares where it came from, sounds like a good idea.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Camping out overnight on a sidewalk to buy concert tickets… that cost less than $10.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing changed regarding this man is his diaper.
LA Legault (@lalegault.bsky.social) reposted
A prisoner of “Alligator Alcatraz” the concentration camp, wrote to CBS (Miami 7/8/25) and their letter was able to get out, here is that letter being read:
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess we’ll never know since they’ve thrown out due process. 🤷🏻♀️
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes scents. 🤷🏻♀️
Cat Ladies for America❌👑 (@catladies4america.bsky.social) reposted
Free gift link for Democracy: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
See also: Wasted Potential costume.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Going after enemas foreign and domestic.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
No tax on overtime when they change the 40 hour work week to 60.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
They were pulling this crap in the 2020 Portland BLM protests and were proudly selling T-shirts. They can’t deny their involvement.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Only thing… even though there is a tax return filing extension until October, you still need to have paid the gov what you think you will owe by April or get a penalty.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. You can remove, obscure, or switch license plates, but you cannot change a VIN!
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Where have I seen this guy before… 🤔
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
“Golden Dome” is idiotic. Everyone knows gold is a soft metal.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Try addressing the death of optimism, then see what happens. Wars, gun violence, unaffordable housing, healthcare and education, life-consuming jobs, climate change, authoritarian government, threatened civil rights… gee, I wonder why people don’t want to bring new loved ones into this world. 🤷🏻♀️
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
No plates, but do these cars have visible VIN numbers?
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Lord Fortnight has spoken.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
California provides a large percentage of the food for the whole nation. Everyone will suffer.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t unsee the burning face. Hmmmm…
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
The general public needs to start dressing like these guys. Cause confusion.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
No need to be concerned— he’s now in the missile business.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeez. Israel hasn’t even built the 3rd Temple yet…those old men don’t seem to know their own prophesies. They’re gonna mess up the whole thing. Whelp, there goes the Rapture 🙄
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
So what happens if the escorts of the person appearing for the hearing go into the court dressed like the face-covered ICE guys? Not really impersonating officers if they don’t wear “police” or “ICE” labeled clothing or fake badges or name patches. How would ICE know who is really on their team?
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminder: Gold is a very soft metal.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
…and that an unidentified man (a senator who did indeed ID himself and DID NOT have his face covered) was so scary as he asked a question that she had him forcibly removed, thrown to the ground and handcuffed. 🤷🏻♀️
Gil Durán (@gilduran.com) reposted
Heads up San Francisco Bay, here comes the Network State again! A startup founded by a Trump supporter seeks a presidential declaration of an AI “emergency” to create a new California tech city. Yeah, it's that weird. More at the Nerd Reich: www.thenerdreich.com/startup-seek...
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
WP forgot to mention the military rolled out its super secret invisibility cloak technology. Amazing! Enemies will never see our 10s of thousands of troops approaching!
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
and The Goldfinch! The book is so much better than the movie.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Voice-over by Carrie Bradshaw.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
The crowd should start shouting some common names like “Hey Mike! I know that’s you! Does your momma know what you’re doing?” Play on their paranoia.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like he fired all the air traffic controllers.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s why he’s falling apart. 🌮
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
“X post?” I thought “tweet” became “X-crement”
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
How Squid Game of her.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! She can’t even adequately brown nose with that nub.
Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla.bsky.social) reposted
Right. If you want to know what's really going on, we're going to have stop falling for the spin & asking better questions. What on earth was Palantir's top UK dude doing anywhere near this? And why has neither govt revealed the sweetheart tech deal? broligarchy.substack.com/p/a-secret-u...
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t this also a security threat? Who knows what they have put on/in that plane?
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
It means he posted it on truth social 🙄 like “tweeted”.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 also known as the Gulf of Windsurfers.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! I’m tired of hearing that Republicans are better at messaging. No! When your audience is preconditioned to believe/follow whatever the “father-figure” says, it doesn’t matter what the message is. Liberals, by nature, question authority.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Most people see it as labels, but in the interview Rump insisted “not interpretation, he has an M, an S a 1 and a 3.” Also, the gang would not approve of tattoos that did not have the actual letters and numbers—seen as cowardly if you don’t proudly display the affiliation (according to gang experts.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he can walk back into Tesla with a toilet and say “Looks like I tanked this company.” 🚽
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
The renaissance painters for making Jesus white.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
“The tariffs were sent by mistake”
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Flynn or Eric Prince would be a nightmare.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so the claim that 80% of El Salvadorans support their leader is like a Putin approval. Explains a lot.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Wondering how El Salvadoran people feel about their leader just admitting that he doesn’t care if there are innocent people in his prisons. Seems that there are probably innocent El Salvadorans in there, too.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold on…. Hmmm looks like it only matters what the law was at YOUR time of birth. There might be hope for us, yet!
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to be great grandparents. Then was GGparents only if they didn’t get US citizenship before their oldest child was 21. Now I think it’s grandparents. My kid has been looking into it. Too many people were getting dual citizenship, but not moving to Italy. There’s still a path if studying Italian.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
And “Ted” Rafael Cruz… and Marjorie Taylor Greene
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
But… if only Republican women change their names, they’ll lose voters. I think we need to start spreading the theory that liberal women will not be changing their names, so soon liberal voters will far outnumber maga voters. Make them admit that they are trying to keep women from voting.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t wait to see him with his gender-aligned haircut.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
If the intention was to keep women from voting, they haven’t thought it through. Conservative women will change their names, but liberal women will not. Conservative women mostly vote the way their husbands want anyway, so now liberal voters will out number them significantly.
DemCast USA (@demcast.com) reposted
BREAKING: Mike Johnson plans to put up the SAVE Act for a vote any minute now! This is THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY that will limit access to the polls and lead to voter purges. We must stop this bill. Hands Off Her Vote Toolkit ➡️ social.demcast.com/toolkit/stop...
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
They also want to crash the economy so his tech bro friends can buy up land and build their “freedom cities” (basically fiefdoms run by CEOs outside of government reach, rules, and laws). They need their poor serfs to run them. See Curtis Yarvin and Peter Thiel.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
“The food is almost inedible, but on the bright side, they give you large portions.”
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
They are hoping we didn’t notice that. 🙄 how dumb do they think we are???
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
It’s a fire sale…
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
The patient will be just fine…
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
And he just raised the prices of materials to build those magical future factories. Nobody will be building anything.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
It also goes super fast in reverse.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting an online acct isn’t easy. Tried for my Mom/her husband. Need an ID. me acct first. Problem 1: they share a phone/email & need 2-factor auth. Plus they had to do a face scan. Both have slight dementia & couldn’t follow directions on the scan. Ended up having to go in person. 4 hour wait.
karrengratt.bsky.social (@karrengratt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
After March 31, Do not go to your Social Security office for help. Go directly to your House of Representatives district office. Sit down and demand help. Everyone should make their Congress person live in the mess they made.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Also don’t forget Don jr, Eric, and Ivanka.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me again about the “Russian Hoax” 🙄
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t make me use Grok… but there are so many questions I want to ask it.
Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) (@princesskim.bsky.social) reposted
This poor baby was RETURNED because the neighbors dogs were barking at her! I’m going to cry! Apple Valley is going to kill her now! Please help me find her a home! I’m sick to my stomach! Ventura is her name! This poor thing is sad! 😞 Repost this beautiful girl! Please! 🙏
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
So it appears DOGE has decreed that Social Security administration will no longer provide phone support. At all. This is in addition to shutting down a ton of local SSA offices. www.axios.com/2025/03/17/s...
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Most people don’t look closely at fonts. You are right, they are not the same. The “U” is obvious.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to dress up as rump during protests. If we are going to get beat up and arrested , at least he will hate the optics of seeing himself being arrested.
Cat Purrson (@kittenlittle.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
youtu.be/q3HQ1K52pTA?...
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
It all makes sense once you realize a recession is actually a good thing for the 1%.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social)
Almond Danish, Almond Danish, Rock me Almond Danish #ConfectioneryInMoviesOrSongs
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
This one hurts. It’s like you just found out your favorite actor is MAGA.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Haberman…are we back to believing what she writes? 🙄 not sure what happened to Swan, either. He used to stand up to Rump.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Beta is more advanced in software.
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the part I don’t get. If they really believed in the Bible, they would know that what they are doing is going to land them in the rivers of fire & sulfur. According to the Bible, rump is so obviously the Antichrist (he survived a head wound). His helpers and followers get severely punished.
Brad Johnson (@climatebrad.hillheat.com) reposted
"history" is among the flag words in the federal social media censorship directions. Also "dignity" and "respect."
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t go without paying your taxes… but you can change the amount of your withholdings at any time 😉
C English (@imitatinglife.bsky.social) reply parent
They are not threatening to punch us in the eye, they are trying to drive a dagger through it. You are asking us to turn the other cheek so they can throw acid on that one, too. So utterly weak and useless.