Deploy the National Guardeners! Brooms on the Ground!
Great golden statues have been erected in honor of my humility. Amateur Everything. Chronic insomniac. Aggressively progressive. Hopeful cynic. A lie has speed; truth has endurance. If I can't set a good example, then I'll serve as a cautionary tale.
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Deploy the National Guardeners! Brooms on the Ground!
I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.
So much panic. Very little disco.
Whole lot of rage. Still too much machine.
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
Time to do my weekly passing of the campaign hat. If you can donate something, regardless of how much, it’ll really help. If you’ve already donated something, you’re awesome! If you can’t donate, you can still sign up to get email updates for what the campaign will be doing. Have a great Labor Day!
Joanna Connor🎸🎶'Walking Blues' #bluesmusic
Yep, you can be an abrasive jackass, good for you. I'm not the problem. I vote for people who champion sensible gun laws. Muted.
Your sentence becomes impossible to square with reality at the second word.
The National Guardners
And Maddy Ferguson, also from Twin Peaks, also played by Sheryl Lee (for those who are unaware).
You may be reading my words wrong, I'm on your side here. I guess I was too subtle in my condemnation of the 'joke'.
I did kind of expect the collie to sheep herd the husky back over to the owner. I've just never seen one pick up another dogs leash before.
Okay, first half, totally expected. Second half, big surprise.
And I am HERE. FOR. IT.
I don’t trust Mondays off. Something fishy about them. Fridays off is the way to go.
I got yelled at too often for misgendering because I called everyone dude. Man? Dude. Woman? Dude. Nonbinary? Dude. Got a pulse? Dude. Wasn't meant to be offensive, still was apparently. So now I stick to the gender presented or the honorific requested in all cases. It's just safer that way, dude.
I just like how much fun they're having
🚨 “The people united will never be divided!” Happening in OUR nation’s capital today. 1/2
Sweet potato, in any form. The smell of it cooking has knocked me on my ass and ruined Thanksgiving on more than one occasion as I had to go lie down for several hours to make the dizziness go away.
Lotsa driving licenses out there and not nearly enough parking licenses, it’s like yall have never seen a rectangle before
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Ozymandias I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert…. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Oh, I wasn't meaning that it's your fault, so it wouldn't be theirs either. I'm annoyed with the people who allowed such an oversight to come to pass.
I'm annoyed. You said 'assbutt' and none of the gifs that pop up actually have Misha saying the line.
I nearly forgot, it's #SillyGooseSunday, so here ya go, folks!
In no way does any of that validate a religion that is not followed by more than two-thirds of the planet. Yes, we absolutely should pay attention to the Christofascists. They *want* an antichrist, as they think it will usher in 1000 years of peace and all that. It doesn't make any of it *true*.
On the Sunday morning sidewalk Wishing lord that I was stoned 'Cuz there's something in a Sunday Makes a body feel alone And there's nothin' short of dyin' Half as lonesome as the sound On the sleepin' city sidewalks Sunday mornin' comin' down
I'd do the 'shove an inanimate object through about a foot deep and pull it back" test. If the thing comes back looking the same, yeah, I'm jumping in. And probably getting rolled by whatever was *two* feet inside.
A whole lot of people all across the planet aren't Christian, and don't look at the world through that narrow of a lens. Maybe stop trying to frame everything through stories that less than a third of the planet believe are at all real. He's just the biggest xsshole to come along in many years.
Hah, good one!
It's his third favorite pastime.
Dead inside in every way that matters - emotionally, intellectually, morally - the zombie shuffles off to another opportunity to cheat at golf.
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Bohemian Rhapsody is infatuation, which leads to a deeper communion and deeper commitment, to their deeper cuts.
It is such a work of genius.
Oh, oh, people of the earth Listen to the warning the prophet he said "For soon the cold of night will fall" Summoned by your own hand Ah, ah, children of the land Quicken to the new life, take my hand Fly and find the new green bough Return like the white dove
Because nobody else is likely to pick it... The Prophet's Song. Nearly eight and a half minutes of glory.
Yeesh. Enjoy obeying in advance, I guess. Muted. Someone saying these idiotic things is not someone whose opinion I need to read any further. You are ignoring literally 354 million people, at least 2/3 of whom were never going to be okay with the world you think the other third are ushering in. Bye.
all this with their bad decisions handed down from the highest court. At this point, it's very iffy, which way it all goes down. I still tend to think it's going to be down to the folks who are too stubborn to go backward as a society, and how many of them there are in total.
There's legal means for removing lifetime appointees. Granted, it's a steep hill, but not insurmountable. When you consider the last few special election results, the Republicans that have already said they aren't running for reelection, etc. it could all add up to a bad time for those who started
"It's 106 miles to Mordor, we've got a full bag of lembas, half a bag of pipeweed, it's dark, and we're wearing elven chain." "Hit it."
Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
For fun, here's the bit.
Yeah, the cop is my very sneaky 3rd option lol
Lol, I'll do so twice over! Bill Henderson, the cop in the rainy night, was a jazz singer and bandleader. Lee Ving, in addition to being the front man for Fear, is Mr Boddy/the butler (the one who is dead most of the film, not Wadsworth).
Were you aware that the Telegram girl wasn't the only musical act in Clue?
Lol yeah as I was typing that one my brain was ringing a subconscious bell.
Except no. What has occurred over the last 50 years is more akin to the paradigm shift that happened when the men came home from the war, and the women didn't want to go back and be happy homemakers anymore. People can push us all they want, but a lot of us are going to refuse to go backward.
One of the teachers who says no lol
Honestly, even referencing the Singing Telegram is a fairly deep cut. I'm gonna go with Huey Lewis near the beginning of Back to the Future when Marty is trying to get into the talent show with a cover of Power of Love.
Oh, I dunno, he may well have cut open a Labrador at some point.
Delusion? Getting Closer? Half a Mile Away? Keeping the Faith? Only the Good Die Young? River of Dreams? Travelin' Prayer?
It seems like a decent chunk of the country is trying to manifest something through sheer force of will, and another chunk is actively frightened that might work. This is comedy you can't script.
I've been awake since 4, like always. For no reason, like always. It's now 730, and I have a busy day ahead of me. I have bags under my eyes. The bags also have bags. At least I'm packed and ready to go?
I wake up To beat the sun from her glory I'm only one cigarette Away from mobility It's always punch in, punch out Go to work and go back home There's only one chance left And I know, and I know Where she is waiting
Probably, the song I listen to most often. Fairly thematic for me.
A bit annoyed at search algorithms at the moment. I typed 'songs for hoping someone is dead' - DuckDuckGo just wants to give me songs for grieving, songs for healing after the death of a loved one, etc. This doesn't work for me at all. I need a spite playlist. 'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead' stuff.
Literally in black and white text in the constitution, you are absolutely wrong. Hilarious that you want to remind folks of shxt when you don't actually know anything about the subject. Go reread the 14th amendment, you sad sack of nothing. Muted. Know something about the subject next time bozo.
I mean damn thats a lot of questionable furry art on your profile, are ya some kinda sicko? Should you be removed from society for the safety and betterment of all concerned? /s Your arguments are weak, because they're wrong.
You first. Don't worry, we can always find a reason you had to go after the fact.
Lol, great photo but for a second I thought the front of his outfit said FEAR. Which, I mean, fair, but I'd think red and black would be more appropriate colors in that case.
I'm old. 10:15 Saturday Night.
So what's the over/under on J V Dance? Does anyone think he'd last a month before Trump's base literally tears him limb from limb?
With all due respect, no, we sure as fxck are not.
Always nice to have plans for a holiday.
I'm a big fan of both eras of AC/DC.
The truth be told
🚨 DC’s “crime emergency” has taken such a surreal turn, National Guard troops are now on weed-whacking and trash duty. That’s right—soldiers deployed to clean up litter while violent crime festers. 💸 Taxpayer tab? A cool $1 million per day. This isn’t public safety. It’s political theater.
End of week reminder that I’m running for California AD-72! We’ve already gotten over 700 contributions so far, and a huge thanks to everyone that’s pitched in. It’s time to step up and fight for our democracy. (I’ll do one of these on Monday and one on Friday so I don’t spam your feed too much)
Oh look, another one of those protests people outside the US keep saying aren't happening.
Chickens, coming home to roost.
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
Today marks 20 years since Hurricane Katrina made landfall along the Gulf Coast. A lot has changed. A lot hasn't. We're better prepared in some ways today. We're not as prepared in other ways today. A thread. (1/n)
A cult of personality is bad, no matter who is leading the cult.
Lmao selling Newsom as a foregone conclusion is hilarious.
Not as much fun to ride. They had a tendency to eat other travelers as you went along, but hey, fuel costs have *always* been a problem, right? (Sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I forgot. You know. I'm old.)
13? Let me get my cane and my pills. I was already driving in 94, a very shxtty old land yacht of a vehicle.
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