Honestly love that the vibe here on a late Friday night going into the last weekend of summer is “gosh I really hope he’s dead, we’re gonna throw one hell of a party”
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aug 30, 2025, 8:02 am • 7 3 • view
I have a Trump pinata that is going to be perfect for that day.
aug 30, 2025, 2:28 pm • 4 0 • view
🤷🏻♂️
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 2 0 • view
Sad but deserved
aug 30, 2025, 5:14 am • 2 0 • view
That thing croaking on any day of the week would be outstanding but doing it on a 3-day weekend is glorious.
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 am • 3 1 • view
Don't take this the wrong way, I just really like Mozart. www.youtube.com/shorts/rqLoT...
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 am • 3 0 • view
I'm going to Costco and buying an entire sheet cake and setting up a card table in my front yard and handing out cake to my neighbors until it's gone. Actually, I think I will need two cakes.
aug 30, 2025, 5:17 am • 23 2 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 25 0 • view
He Dead!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view
"This Labor Day is dedicated to the guy who, in all of history, has done the least labor."
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 2 0 • view
and without naming him! the whole point is total celebration 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 3 0 • view
I'll bring the funeral potatoes!
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 15 0 • view
Accurate
aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 1 0 • view
he's probably just golfing. like he does every weekend. and it's a holiday weekend as well.
aug 30, 2025, 6:29 am • 2 1 • view
Golf would be on his public schedule. It often is. rollcall.com/factbase/tru...
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 1 0 • view
well, one can hope.
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view
I have never seen so much happiness on Bluesky before 💃🕺 So much hope 🍾
aug 30, 2025, 11:48 am • 4 1 • view
Dude I'm at dragoncon and if this happens I'm going to hit levels of fucked up only hypothesized about
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 30 0 • view
Hilarious! I’ll be right there with you!!!
aug 30, 2025, 11:46 am • 0 0 • view
To the fucking MOON
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 16 0 • view
The energy is gonna be Insane I need to make another beer run for tomorrow
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 57 6 • view
I am headed to the smoke shop for a couple of cigars and it'll be time to break into the GOOD stuff.
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 4 0 • view
Cuban 😊
aug 30, 2025, 7:25 am • 1 0 • view
weekend at bernies -jerry chen
aug 30, 2025, 7:07 am • 3 0 • view
I hope he pops like a big orange zit on live tv. That would be perfection.
aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 7 1 • view
😂🤣🤣🤣 Preferably all over the Republicans.
aug 30, 2025, 7:10 am • 4 1 • view
While they're blathering about his "big, beautiful" fat ass!
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 3 0 • view
I went into the Walmart grocery and they had made this tower of Cheetos which went up to the ceiling and they were on sale and my first thought was “they’re preparing for something”. So I bought some Cheetos. Just in case.
aug 30, 2025, 12:12 pm • 7 1 • view
My partner said she hopes he holds out to September 11th because then they can't declare it a holiday to celebrate him or whatever
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 am • 7 1 • view
This I like.
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 am • 3 1 • view
“Cultural Impact: A public figure's death can be a significant cultural event, sparking discussions and memories. “
aug 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 2 0 • view
Death too good for him. Massive stroke leaves him unable to communicate but still mentally aware of what’s going on. Well, as cognizant as he’s ever been. Forced to watch Vacation Vance get stomped by his own maga cult because everyone hates him. Sit in his own piss all day, unable to even post.
aug 30, 2025, 5:17 am • 5 0 • view
My champagne is chilled and ready!
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 9 0 • view
I do think Trump dying in the only way to move the country forward. But a small fear is that JD has Don Jr as the new VP. Can he do that? Would he do that?
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 am • 3 0 • view
I'd order so many bloomin onions
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 2 0 • view
Did...did I miss something? All I've heard about was the bruises on his hand and his tarrifs getting struck down.
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 4 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 7 0 • view
He may not be yet but willing to wager he won't be much longer and def won't last the term or even til midterms. Curious as hell what happens when couch fucker takes over and MAGA revolts.
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 am • 7 0 • view
The regime is already starting to implode.. VD Vanity doesn't stand a chance..hell they been sending him off on vacations!!
sep 1, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Got my flagpole extension installed. Ready to go mast and a half when it’s time.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 85 3 • view
I love that this can be a real thing and also a euphemism. Both would be appropriate for the occasion.
aug 30, 2025, 7:25 am • 6 0 • view
Its fascinating to read … the hopes and dreams we all have
aug 30, 2025, 5:58 am • 5 0 • view
I’m watching from afar (Australia) I hate his guts as much as you all do, but these comments give me hope for a better world for you all there. I hope something changes soon, it’s all so diabolically wrong.
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 5 2 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 7:12 am • 1 0 • view
Reminds me of this classic: youtu.be/r5AZwkz8zLU?...
aug 30, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
In Russia, they'd play Swan Lake on TV. What will they play here in the US? "Ding dong, the witch is dead..." "Blue skies, nothing but blue skies..." "Just One Victory" (Todd Rundgren)
aug 30, 2025, 5:12 am • 6 0 • view
Probably A Christmas Story if I’m gonna be honest, because none of the media apparatchiks understand anything that’s happened since 1982
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 8 0 • view
It would be fitting, since it’s going to feel like Christmas for those of us who celebrate.
aug 30, 2025, 7:34 am • 4 0 • view
I demand that polymarket let me speculate on this with money (or, more honestly, let me watch other idiots do so)
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 9 0 • view
I was planning on going to sleep like 2 hours ago until I saw a bunch of posts. Now I keep refreshing, thinking I'll see THAT headline appear.
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:34 am • 2 0 • view
It's a good time so far.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 4 0 • view
Can you imagine what will happen if he kicks off during DragonCon? The Marriot Carpet thing will pale in comparison to the memes and traditions that would start.
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 pm • 2 0 • view
All I'm saying is that it's my birthday this weekend. . . .
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 am • 5 0 • view
It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m already having a party. I haven’t even blown out the candle in my martini!
aug 30, 2025, 4:35 am • 21 0 • view
May all your dreams come true! Happy birthday!
aug 30, 2025, 10:57 am • 6 0 • view
We are a stalwart people.
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 am • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 2 0 • view
Yes, but are we hoping Bance-Thiel will be better?
aug 30, 2025, 11:16 am • 1 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhmc...
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 am • 3 0 • view
No one would be happier than Melania.
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 8 0 • view
That dude is my fucking hero.
aug 30, 2025, 12:02 pm • 2 0 • view
This place has the juice.
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 am • 10 0 • view
Like an entire orange grove ready to be pulped
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 am • 10 0 • view
Which reminds me Anita Bryant is still dead.
aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 5 1 • view
Thank Christ.
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 2 0 • view
Brrr, she gives me the willies.
aug 30, 2025, 5:31 am • 2 0 • view
And franco
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 am • 2 0 • view
‘Zackly
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 am • 5 0 • view
Getting some practice putting together my party supply list
aug 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 2 0 • view
My friend said 6-8 months…. I’m betting the under
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 pm • 3 0 • view
I’d take that too
aug 30, 2025, 7:51 pm • 3 0 • view
We just really need something to celebrate.
aug 30, 2025, 9:35 am • 4 1 • view
I’m trying to figure out what I’ll do first! Run outside and scream hallelujah?
aug 30, 2025, 2:04 pm • 2 0 • view
I mean IMAGINE. There will be a BOUNCY HOUSE and a SLIP AND SLIDE.
aug 30, 2025, 6:24 am • 10 0 • view
Crank up the chill vibes to destroy fascism!
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 4 0 • view
Sadly he's not dead yet. Just his golf game, as usual. And, as usual, he's lying about its health.
aug 30, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 20 1 • view
Hoping for the best birthday present ever this weekend 😄
aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 2 0 • view
Get in the queue to dance on his grave. 🕺
aug 30, 2025, 6:33 am • 4 0 • view
Hope springs eternal. Is this rumor based on anything but vibes? What’s the story?
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 12 0 • view
Short answer is no, there are speculative reasons but they are closer to wishcasting
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
And honestly I think Vance limping into office would be more dangerous than a refutation of the next GOP candidate, assuming we have any more elections
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 0 0 • view
Nah, Vance has negative rizz. There’s no way he galvanizes the base to do anything other than loathe him and his eyeliner
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 4 1 • view
Absolutely, if he has to run. But if he limps into the position, incumbency and inertia might carry enough weight
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
That’s the thing though - congressional GOPers will do what Trump says because for whatever reason, they’re terrified of him. Vance doesn’t carry the same cachet, and the smart ones will see which way the wind is blowing and there’ll be a lot more obstruction
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 2 0 • view
I appreciate your point, but I can’t help but think they will just act in lockstep for “the party” as long as they can, and even if they demand more policy concessions that’s not necessarily a good thing
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
IDK you have a point but typically the mob falls apart when the boss is gone. Scores are settled, crimes are exposed, charges filed, that sort of thing. The operations often never recover. One can dream
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 4 0 • view
Even if it goes that way, we have so much work we need to do and limping into power isn’t the best start
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 0 0 • view
We need the kind of reform that will take a decade, if not a generation, and maintaining that political focus has proven extremely difficult over the last 30 years.
aug 30, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
Hasn’t been seen the last two days, White House schedule shows no events for the weekend, coupled with the recent images of massive bruising on his hands plus horrendously swollen ankles and the Cholesterol Reaper might’ve finally arrived
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 28 1 • view
Add the reports of music blasting all day by the Rose Garden and the official White House response is it’s the Orange turd spinning his private ones and twos all by his lonesome.
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 13 0 • view
and Vance gushing to USA Today that of COURSE Trump is in EXCELLENT health but if, and I quote, "God forbid, a terrible tragedy..." ...he's ready. He's been in office 200 days, and almost half of them have been not on vacation (not including weekends) what isn't in doubt: Vance is THIRSTY.
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 am • 5 1 • view
oh. And Daily Beast has an article where he's TOTALLY dying and the tea is all the Nazi-ettes are circle jerking the long knives backstage, but it's Rick Wilson and he's usually full of shit. still. fun. and he's probably trying to stir the pot, not actually a bad idea tbh.
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 am • 4 0 • view
some time ago, there was also this fwiw economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
aug 30, 2025, 6:19 am • 2 0 • view
That would be the Concrete Patio. 🙄
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 am • 3 0 • view
Looking for this music info online and not finding it… what’s the scoop?
aug 30, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh man. C’mon Cholesterol reaper!
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 2 0 • view
Check out the conversations around it on Reddit.
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
If he kicks it, how long do you think Vance lasts before the hammers start dropping on him? Because he doesn't have whatever weird fucking cult slavish devotion that the Tangchurian Candidate™ does, not from ANYONE.
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 40 0 • view
yeah that will be 🍿
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Normally when a public figure is accused of some deviant sex shit there are vocal disbelievers, it has happened basically every time. When someone made up a meme about Vance fucking a couch NO ONE blinked. Like, "Yeah, he looks like a guy that'd fuck a couch." That's how unpopular he is.
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 am • 3 0 • view
Vance is a yes man so his South African handlers well get even more access to our data, and advance crypto.
aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
He has negative rizz. I give him two weeks before the knives come out (literally)
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 34 0 • view
Ugh, and the next eighteen in the line of success *ALL* suck.
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 17 0 • view
The infighting is going to be amazing. That’s what usually happens when a cult leader died.
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
It would be really funny if a furniture upholsterer took him out to stop him from harming any more couches.
aug 30, 2025, 11:59 am • 1 0 • view
watching Heritage and Thiel’s Legion Of Doom take out the long knives is gonna be a hell of a thing
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 3 0 • view
Just got back from the theatre. Did I miss something? 😃
aug 30, 2025, 6:28 am • 4 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 2 0 • view
A woman in the UK who has premonitions, said Sept 3rd is the day, and she reckons she is always right. We shall see.
aug 30, 2025, 11:34 am • 5 0 • view
My hangover is gonna suck if he's alive
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 10 0 • view
Nah, it will just be pregaming for the main event.
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 4 0 • view
Monday party >>> Monday protest
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 8 0 • view
Why are people saying this?
aug 30, 2025, 8:30 am • 1 0 • view
No public appearances Thursday, none Friday, and none scheduled for the weekend. Plus: known heart problems from 2018 (high calcium test), bleeding hands (anticoagulants), edema/CVI, right leg swing, etc. Obvious decline in health & cognition.
aug 30, 2025, 10:39 am • 4 2 • view
Apparently I missed something on “Play my new video game and go to bed early because I’m middle aged” night.
aug 30, 2025, 6:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Can someone please explain what is going on? I am a Norwegian in Norway. Will Europe have a big party today?
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 4 0 • view
Unlikely, but we’re really hoping you do
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 5 0 • view
Like Scotland when that witch Thatcher croaked my cousins told me about the local celebrations. Will need 24 hour guards at his tomb to stop it being pissed on or worse, just like auld Maggie.
aug 30, 2025, 7:24 am • 5 1 • view
3 day weekend, it would be good timing.
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 am • 4 0 • view
My dad and I had this conversation tonight. He's 91 and fighting cancer, and the reason that I was over at my parents' place was that their friend was celebrating her 102d birthday. May they and we all outlive him.
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 23 1 • view
Happy birthday to the person.. My mother is 84 ..and healthy as an ox and too damned stubborn for her own good... Wow, 91 is a major milestone to make, I hope he makes it another year with you and your family!
sep 1, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm on hospice for cancer. This gives me hope.
aug 30, 2025, 6:27 am • 9 0 • view
I am so very sorry.. What would you like to be remembered about?
sep 1, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
I was worried one of my Monday signs was dated, but now...
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 am • 4 1 • view
If it happens tomorrow Burning Man is gonna go off…
aug 30, 2025, 5:35 am • 4 0 • view
If it comes to it, I'm dropping into the fiest party I see, that has ewoks in attendance. They've been through this before, and KNOW how to celebrate the fall of some Sidious shite.
aug 30, 2025, 7:44 am • 3 0 • view
And we all know who the “he” is - and we are all in agreement! Nobody argues that it should be someone else! How far we have fallen from the BEST economy to a HORRIBLE one in 8 months! From a wonderful country to a HORRIBLE one in 8 months!
aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Donald Trump,
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 7 0 • view
the entire country will be on a month long bender and i can’t wait
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 25 0 • view
Independence Month
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 37 0 • view
Have any of us seen this beating like a damn drum corps theme, getting louder by the minute, aimed at anyone EVER? It's like all those "thoughts and prayers" we've been hearing mumbles about for years might be about ready to boomerang big time. Splat. Cheers.
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 12 0 • view
I think the closest I’ve seen was for Kissinger, but that was nowhere near the current energy
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 11 0 • view
There were fireworks the day Nixon resigned, but he was a Snidely Whiplash cartoon figure compared to Kraznov. Probably VE Day was the last YUGE blowout party day, but not like any of us would know... anyway, go Karma!
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 2 0 • view
Cheney, too, but he still lives LOL
aug 30, 2025, 5:12 am • 7 1 • view
👍🏼
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 4 0 • view
Like never before seen in the history of this country.🎉🥳🍾🪅💃 🎶 Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin' 🎶 😵
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 am • 14 1 • view
Omg wouldn't it be something?! 🤞🤞🤞🤞
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 2 0 • view
If it has happened, I'm gonna get SECDEF drunkity drunk drunk. But I don't put it past this admin to Weekend at Bernie's the shit out of him for a while if it did.
aug 30, 2025, 8:59 am • 3 0 • view
This is by far the most enjoyable death watch I’ve ever experienced.
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 57 2 • view
Dead!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
🤞 I so hope I win this dead pool. We have one going for various members of the regime, but DT has the biggest payout! 😃
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 11 0 • view
How can the rest of us join the pool? 🍀
aug 30, 2025, 11:45 am • 3 0 • view
😂 Omg - it would be like winning the Powerball jackpot!
aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Is there some sort of alert system we could subscribe to? I want to know the minute it’s announced. 2am, 4am? Wake my ass up because it will be the best day I’ve had since Election Day. I’m really not sure if I should put the champagne in the fridge yet?
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 3 0 • view
reason.com/2025/08/27/i...
aug 30, 2025, 6:46 am • 1 0 • view
Boy howdy. Already got an outfit picked out.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 am • 1 0 • view
Wishing for a White House leaker to give us some info. No golf in two weeks and hand bruises that foretell doom.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 13 1 • view
Hand bruises don't necessarily mean imminent death... but I'm not a health professional so I could be wrong.
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 5 0 • view
That doesn't mean everyone with this condition are going to die within two days ;). As much as I despise him, the "death watch" makes me squirm. The evil policies won't die with him.
aug 30, 2025, 2:01 pm • 1 0 • view
No golfing might.
aug 30, 2025, 5:14 am • 11 0 • view
How about the KFC, McDonald's count? 🙃
aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 36 2 • view
Party? F me, no. Why are so many fixated on that and not what is happening in Sudan and Gaza? Humanity doesn't need a party when an evil dies it needs action.
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 2 0 • view
Two things can be true
aug 30, 2025, 12:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Here in the UK, I'm so excited, I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Please let it be so, that he's at least unfit to carry on!
aug 30, 2025, 8:19 am • 2 0 • view
He's probably not dead, yet, 😩but too ill to carry on. I imagine them struggling to convince the raging, demented narcissist of this while preparing Vance's announcements that make Dear Leader look like a hero.
aug 30, 2025, 8:11 am • 4 1 • view
Is that why everybody's talking about champagne?
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 8 0 • view
Gotta get my fireworks tomorrow. Gotta be ready, no matter when our prayers are answered!
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 2 0 • view
Oktoberfest would start early and last two months
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 am • 3 0 • view
When I did my shopping today I bought some champagne and put it on ice-I’m an optimist and I don’t want to be caught without!!!
aug 30, 2025, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Will the announcement be at Four Seasons Landscaping?
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 47 4 • view
I’m hoping so
aug 30, 2025, 7:23 am • 2 0 • view
Can’t imagine a more appropriate venue
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 17 0 • view
Hey Kluwe - technically we have two more weekends of summer. Please don't take these little things away from me ☹️😆 Plus, two more potential weekends for that party.
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Haha good point
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Three more, in fact
aug 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Better if he dies now instead of the winter. Hard to party in the cold and snow.
aug 30, 2025, 12:00 pm • 3 1 • view
Us trans folks can't WAIT for that new gender neutral bathroom to open on the Bedminster course next to Ivana.
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 7 0 • view
The Brewers beat the Blue Jays. The Packers landed Micah Parsons, and if he were to be gone, this would be the best weekend of my life.
aug 30, 2025, 11:54 am • 2 0 • view
Wait what's going on?!
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 3 0 • view
No one has heard from Trump... where is he at?
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 2 0 • view
Oh, I found him! He was just locked up in Putin's sex dungeon again....
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 am • 4 0 • view
Yea, I found him over here in the park with Dan Bongino's face shoved up his bum. It was pretty disgusting actually. Somebody should clean D.C. up!
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 am • 3 0 • view
🤞
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 3 0 • view
Hope is still alive That’s nice
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 10 0 • view
What’s not to like? A sudden cancellation of all events for the president on Labor Day weekend?? Fingers crossed Chris🙏👊🤞
aug 30, 2025, 9:02 am • 3 0 • view
Wtf did I miss?!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 2 0 • view
I’m saving up to piss on its grave.
aug 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 5 0 • view
We're in Canada right now... Just seeing this stuff and I'm like welp
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 15 0 • view
I won't throw a party until the entire GOP as a party dies.
aug 30, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Shuffling off the mortal coil on a holiday weekend is the only kind thing he can do in this life
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 5 0 • view
You’re goddamn right we will.
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 am • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 am • 1 0 • view
Best BBQ ever!
aug 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 4 0 • view
Thank you insomnia.. just so I could read This
aug 30, 2025, 4:55 am • 5 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 66 4 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 11 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 4 0 • view
just dropping this here from some research i was doing earlier on blood clots, as you do carry on
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 11 0 • view
"And it's embolism for the win!"
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 7 0 • view
So mote it be.
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 3 0 • view
don't know where he is, or if brutus has done him in, but here's a good song
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 8 0 • view
Lol
sep 1, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Let's just say we are 10 years closer to it than when this nightmare first began. #ChannelingMcArteries
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 28 0 • view
people would finally show up for one of his stupid parades
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 am • 4 0 • view
All our times have come Here, but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the Reaper Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 2 0 • view
Although, upon hearing the words "President JD Vance," I am going to vomit all over myself.
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 6 0 • view
Don’t worry, he will too
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 7 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 am • 5 0 • view
He Tweeted at length earlier tonight, though, about his loss on tariffs in federal district court.
aug 30, 2025, 10:52 am • 1 0 • view
Tweets could be by anyone who has his phone. This talk won't go away until he makes a public appearance.
aug 30, 2025, 12:15 pm • 2 1 • view
And a ton of people who no longer drink are gonna get shitfaced, myself included. I haven't been buzzed since 2016, and haven't drank at all in years. Jim Beam and Coke's going to be my choice.
aug 30, 2025, 10:51 am • 4 0 • view
Won’t be surprised if the WH tries to pull a “Weekend at Bernie’s” scene this weekend 🤷🏻♂️
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 5 0 • view
I hope they do, there’s no one competent there and it’ll be hilarious to watch them try
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 14 0 • view
Made me laugh imagining it 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 3 0 • view
If I wake up and it’s happened I’m going directly to the liquor store and buying a bottle of Don Julio 1942 and I’ll see you guys Monday.
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 115 1 • view
"But today's Tuesday!" "As I said, I'll see you Monday."
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 am • 1 0 • view
I have my dancing shoes polished, plenty of wine in stock, let the party begin.
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 am • 0 0 • view
Gonna be the greatest Labor Day ever
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 80 1 • view
Yeah, I'm thinking they would extend it to Labor Week. They might as well because people will be too hungover to work the rest of the week.
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 2 0 • view
I'm imagining him on his death bed surrounded by 20 officials who keep telling him how awesome he is like it's a cabinet meeting.
aug 30, 2025, 4:56 am • 70 1 • view
while surreptitiously glancing at their watches and stuffing anything valuable in their pockets
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 am • 0 0 • view
“Sir, your stiff and unmoving limbs, just the most the most beautiful rigor mortis, no one has ever mortised like you, sir your big beautiful body, everyone will remember it such a large and manly body, everyone agrees that your rigor is
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 101 8 • view
this is art
aug 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
holy shit lmao
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 am • 19 0 • view
💀
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 2 0 • view
Hahaha! They'll "serenade him" on his way out and off to hell.
aug 30, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
The good stuff!
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 2 0 • view
A restaurant in the Detroit suburbs sells it for $17 a shot. Fucking amazing.
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 2 0 • view
It tastes like Christmas
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
I feel like he’s probably totally fine but the vibes are off the chart right now.
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 4 0 • view
Vibes move mountains
aug 30, 2025, 4:55 am • 3 0 • view
Same here, Patrick 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:54 am • 1 0 • view
Make like Karen Allen....
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 6 0 • view
Wait has something specific happened???
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 1 0 • view
Probably not, but he’s been MIA all day and with the hand bruising blue sky is getting a bit amped.
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 4 0 • view
The hand bruising and Vance's comments about how he'd be ready to be president.
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks for the update!! MIA as in not showing up to scheduled events? (👀) Or just not being his usual golfing tweeting narcissistic dumbass-with-a megaphone self?
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/rick...
aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:37 am • 3 0 • view
Would be really nice if he could unify the country like that.
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 19 0 • view
Remember the "Is Abe Vigoda dead?" website?
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 3 0 • view
We all could use a little joy right now.
aug 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 2 0 • view
Damn straight Chris. All nighter
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 4 0 • view
I stopped feeling bad about that idea some time ago.
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 3 0 • view
It feels like MardiGrasChristmasSuperBowl.
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 4 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 3 0 • view
He Dead!!!
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
I want in the worst way to go pick up a bottle of GOOD champagne, but I'm afraid to jinx this good vibe. I'll wait until it eventually comes to pass. 🙏
aug 30, 2025, 11:07 am • 4 1 • view
It's good to have hope
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 17 0 • view
Sadly it won’t be over. Vance Bondi Noem Rubio Miller Kennedy Hegseth the transportation guy Loomer Johnson Homan yada yada yada. If they can all go at the same awesome.
aug 30, 2025, 2:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Knowing my area, there's gonna be loads of parades and block parties
aug 30, 2025, 8:49 am • 3 0 • view
May I join? My neighborhood will be crying and hand wringing and probably blaming the left
aug 30, 2025, 12:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Pls omg
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
I've got my hamberders and covfefe at the ready.
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 3 0 • view
While we here are having our last weekend of winter, which in the tropics isn't a winter at all...The wet season is almost here
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 am • 3 0 • view
If he dies it’ll make me wet and I don’t even have the appropriate plumbing
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 7 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 8:43 am • 4 0 • view
While I share the proximate sentiment 100%, I have little if any trust that the near term result will be much if any better. Just say “President Vance” out loud and maybe you’ll get where I’m coming from.
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 3 0 • view
Yeah but nobody is afraid of Vance. Vance has never had any juice.
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 4 0 • view
The big mistake stake is thinking that Trump - unctuous as it is - is in any effective manner actually in charge. Vance is no less if not more so a made man suspended by the marionette strings controlled by THF et al.
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 3 0 • view
The biggest win of a Vance takeover would (hopefully) be the downfall of influence of Stephen Miller. I have a hard time imagining Vance is into that guy.
aug 30, 2025, 12:00 pm • 4 0 • view
Delirium kinda sets in with sustained intense drama/trauma. 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 3 0 • view
If Trump is dead, it should make the rest of our fight easier. But fight we must. Labor Day, September First, we march again. Get up and be seen. fiftyfifty.one maydaystrong.org findaprotest.info
aug 30, 2025, 9:20 am • 5 1 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 6 0 • view
(Flashback to 1964 Top 40 with slight change) We'll sing in the sunshine We'll laugh every day We'll sing in the sunshine When he is on his way
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 3 0 • view
Steps of Air Force One. I wouldn't put it past Vance to grease them. 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:54 am • 2 0 • view
Today please!
aug 30, 2025, 10:25 am • 2 0 • view
Do the UN peacekeepers just show up or will we need to request them? Who will be in charge until we can deMAGA the government and hold free elections? I’m still workshopping this, but i like where it’s headed.
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 am • 3 0 • view
Holding out hope for the ICC
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 6 0 • view
Why don’t we throw a national Donnie is dead extravaganza anyway? Maybe watching us all wildly celebrating his death would kill him.
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Are there some fresh rumors or just the standard operating praying for his death?
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 4 0 • view
#whereistrump
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
🥳🍾👯♀️🎈🎈🎈
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 2 0 • view
The Old Lady told me to wake her no matter the time with a shot of whiskey when we finally find out. Celebrations will be had.
aug 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 16 0 • view
I’ve been sober for almost two years, and I’ll relapse in celebration.
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 9 0 • view
No please dont!
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 am • 1 0 • view
No way, don't ruin your sobriety over that shit stain! Have a super high-calorie dessert!
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 25 0 • view
What exactly is happening right now? The comments imply it’s Trump but the only news I see when I look it up is about the tariffs being illegal.
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 am • 2 0 • view
It's online viral like Vance's sectional. I'm sure the media content creators will give us AI generated articles of X posts by midday.
aug 30, 2025, 10:46 am • 2 0 • view
Ngl I never heard of JDV’s sectional either; almost never look at BS, I get most or all my news from NYT daily emails that give synopsis of multiple stories. From what I have read everywhere, it seems… bullshit. Aww man ;(
aug 30, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Just some Weekend at Bernie's late night fun for a long weekend in hell. 🤷♀️
aug 30, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
If oonnnllllyyyy. But if the Twumpy Publicans puppets Trump along from yesterday on out… would that be better or worse than it is now?
aug 30, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
If it's true, as his final act he knocked the Epstein files out of the news!
aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 3 0 • view
They’re going to weekend at Bernie’s him until he turns green.
aug 30, 2025, 6:16 am • 7 1 • view
The posterboy of crony capitalism kicking the bucket on Labor Day weekend? Might be the most delicious irony ever produced by man.
aug 30, 2025, 12:06 pm • 6 1 • view
I have a big deck at a senior apt. Im.going outside with a bull horn to wake up the trumpies
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 5 0 • view
I made some pico de gallo yesterday, and I think a TACO bar would be appropriate to celebrate the news.
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 12 0 • view
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