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@infernal-imp.bsky.social

Minion of Hell, fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.

created September 4, 2023

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I watched that last night too! I won’t be doing so again! 😆

2/9/2025, 10:08:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I can tell by your Freudian slip there! 😆

2/9/2025, 7:39:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone who is willing, Romeo. 😉

2/9/2025, 6:45:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, so much traffic everywhere now. I am not allowed to drive but I find being the passenger really stressful. Good luck with the norm!

1/9/2025, 8:23:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey did you make it home ok? Are you ruined?

1/9/2025, 8:19:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

All the best for the new School year!

1/9/2025, 7:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I had (Quorn) sausages too.

1/9/2025, 7:50:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello Holly 👋🏻 Always great to see you. 🤍

1/9/2025, 7:50:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

You know that’s cannabis, right?

1/9/2025, 7:48:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Romeo 👋🏻 I would love to! I really would love someone to join me on these, it’s amazing on my own…but the social part is so much fun!

1/9/2025, 3:02:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)

Forest Fruits. 🍇 Today is about to get 100% better..

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1/9/2025, 2:58:14 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

The twins of chaos!

1/9/2025, 2:46:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 2:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Black shirt looks amazing 🤩

1/9/2025, 2:11:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s my boys 🥰

1/9/2025, 2:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

World and human weary my dear, but a heavy rainfall is bringing me peace. How are you today? X

1/9/2025, 1:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh the rogue waves were your fault? 😜

1/9/2025, 1:35:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I adore you, Captain. Thank you for being you. 🩶 I’m gonna try and swim it out. X

1/9/2025, 10:54:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for war.

1/9/2025, 10:53:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Jan, back at you. 🤗

1/9/2025, 10:53:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Just seen this, horrible feeling. I hope you get a nice surprise that cheers you up soon. X

1/9/2025, 10:45:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you - feel like I’ve been waiting for Autumn for so long, it’s not fair I’m a grotbag on the first day! We’re blaming hormones again!! X

1/9/2025, 10:42:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely understandable. It’s a big slight. We’re all here.

1/9/2025, 10:39:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I seen that, I did answer but I think you must have been swamped. You really do look so pretty - I don’t think it’s fair you rock all the hair colours though…

1/9/2025, 10:37:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. 😘😘

1/9/2025, 10:35:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

😁🤍xx

1/9/2025, 10:35:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Autumn, new friend! 🍁

1/9/2025, 10:35:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww. Thank you, this is better. X

1/9/2025, 10:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Very true. As someone who absorbs emotions, I’m knackered. But you’re right, these “thiefs of joy” clearly enjoy being hateful.

1/9/2025, 10:33:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you - I absolutely love your new picture, you beauty!! X

1/9/2025, 10:31:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Piers, I hope your month is kinder to you. Do you have anything else lined up?

1/9/2025, 10:29:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, lovely one. You too. Xx

1/9/2025, 10:28:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Ax, you too. X

1/9/2025, 10:28:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the thing, isn’t it? Bringing everyone else down. I’m world weary, but I know I’m not the only one. Thank you. X

1/9/2025, 10:28:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha I’m grassing you up to Krampus then! 😆 xx

1/9/2025, 10:26:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

You are such an amazing person, and I hope you know that.

1/9/2025, 10:26:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Sue. Sending you all the best for the month. 🤍

1/9/2025, 10:25:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)

I’m not a happy bunny at the moment, and I really wanted to go into this month blazing. Oh well. I wish you all a gentle Autumn 🍂

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1/9/2025, 9:46:28 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for being here and making it a nice place to be x (Don’t worry, I won’t let Santa see! 😆)

1/9/2025, 8:20:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck, your loyalty is highly commendable. I have been taken for a fool due to mine enough times, now I realise no one has my back but me. I might seem harsh but you get tired of it.

1/9/2025, 8:20:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Being “nice” doesn’t change facts. But if you are happy to take on the stress you don’t deserve, then I wish you well for the next month.

1/9/2025, 7:49:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

You owe them nothing, my lovely. You can go sick with stress for the rest of your notice, you don’t have to take their rubbish when they haven’t stood by you.

1/9/2025, 7:34:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha ok you acquired taste then, that’s definitely different. I’ll put you down for Punch at the Bluesky buffet then! 😆

31/8/2025, 8:02:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)

Tomorrow is a new day, a new week, a new month…and a new season. (Get in! 🍂🍁) I’m gonna run with it, and make a bloody good month. I hope we all get one. Night night, lovely people. 💫

31/8/2025, 8:01:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

💛💛xx

31/8/2025, 7:33:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

You turned posh! 😆

31/8/2025, 7:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that we all have to live with this sense of impending doom! You’re right…more living in the moment! Shall we keep each other on track? My heart goes out to your friend. X

31/8/2025, 6:55:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I kinda want the mince pies though.. 🤤

31/8/2025, 6:08:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:01:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no 😢 It’s awful isn’t it? I am permanently stressing about things changing - in a bad way - but I’m trying to stop. Your poor friend 💔

31/8/2025, 5:58:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t a punch just a bowl of whatever you have in the cupboards? Or were my teenage years a lie? 🥴

31/8/2025, 4:07:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you my friend, much appreciated. 🥰

30/8/2025, 3:53:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry I have been to Barcelona too, I honeymooned there. Loved it there. I’ve also been to Germany (school trip by coach 😩) This one has to be a resort kind of holiday; my Mum isn’t into sightseeing.

30/8/2025, 3:29:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I bet, but worth it. 😊

30/8/2025, 2:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I have been to Cyprus, Majorca, and Lanzarote. The rest of my flights were Ireland & Scotland. Going only for a week to suit other family members, and it will be in June.

30/8/2025, 2:54:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

And the drive up wasn’t bad?

30/8/2025, 2:39:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I know what you’re spending the afternoon doing! 😆🐶🛁 That’s a brilliant picture.

30/8/2025, 1:13:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

😆😆 How long are you there for?

30/8/2025, 1:07:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d love some please.

30/8/2025, 1:04:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I done that when it was called something different, but I had a very bad whisky hangover…and that light tunnel and I didn’t get on well! Glad you’re enjoying it.

30/8/2025, 12:38:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re welcome, handsome! 😍 How’s bonny Scotland?

30/8/2025, 12:30:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure yet but it will only be Europe, I am looking forward to it..even though it’s ages away.

30/8/2025, 12:30:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Good stuff, you have a beautiful garden, I bet it’s perfect for entertaining in. We have my step-grandson tonight, so kiddy things. Hope the rain holds off for you.

30/8/2025, 12:29:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so sorry Indigo, sending love to you and yours. 🤍

30/8/2025, 10:52:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you lovely! ☺️ I hope you have a relaxing weekend.

30/8/2025, 10:24:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:23:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I am. 😀 Thank you. Do you have any nice plans this weekend?

30/8/2025, 10:23:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh how long were you in Iran for? (I seem nosy, but I’m 100% interested) I guess you’re not worried about flying then?

30/8/2025, 9:02:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh well played you bastard.😀 Don’t think I’ll forget that, Mister!!

30/8/2025, 9:01:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Coming back from such an amazing trip has gotta bring on those pesky blues. But even if it’s not that, take care of you, we’ll be here. 💐

30/8/2025, 8:47:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! 😮 Did you grow up there?

30/8/2025, 8:46:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s amazing, well done! I’m trying to switch the mindset from sheer terror, to excitement. And to have no nightmares for so long is such a relief!

30/8/2025, 8:46:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Well hello you! 😍 Oh crap, what did I say that for? I’m gonna have to put pressure on you to quit before next weekend! 😰

30/8/2025, 8:39:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Love reading this, it also helps, thank you! Those Airbuses are insane. They have an upstairs!! AN UPSTAIRS!! 😵‍💫

30/8/2025, 8:37:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not having that for a second! You’re a beautiful youth!!

30/8/2025, 8:37:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Sean, I haven’t flown for 14 years, and my Mum is insisting on a family holiday for her 70th next year. But it was time anyway. Flight Radar is great!

30/8/2025, 8:36:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Morning Sarah, how are you today? It’s brilliant, I just have it on in the background and it desensitises me to the noises. It helps that they’re all plane-mad!

30/8/2025, 8:35:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect 😊 I can come, right?

30/8/2025, 8:24:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Same as J said!! I just about understand it! Mine has to wait, my thyroid eyebrows are not growing back the same shape!! 😆

30/8/2025, 8:23:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

😆😆 If you can keep it for a week, then I will. I usually can’t last a day!!

30/8/2025, 7:31:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you doing today? Taking the boys out?

30/8/2025, 7:30:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

What you do with your mind is fully up to you, my Captain. Good morning 🩶

30/8/2025, 7:22:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I have no expectations, I will adore you whatever packaging you come in. 🎁 I have tried to have my photo up but I get the “ick” very quickly, but I’m meeting no one, so no stress. @marcatty79.bsky.social is very handsome in his new one!

30/8/2025, 7:21:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh 👀

30/8/2025, 7:14:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh I’m definitely up for this later, thank you Skye! Have a lovely night.

30/8/2025, 7:13:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha you absolutely are! Feel free to use props that might keep me asleep longer. Don’t kill me though, I’ve got fun stuff booked! 😆

30/8/2025, 7:13:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Thank you!! X

30/8/2025, 7:09:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

J!! PLEASE!!! 🙏🏻 You’ll be helping me!

30/8/2025, 7:08:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)

This weekend is about having the 3 year-old again, I guess this is going to be a regular thing now. Can someone knock me out until tomorrow evening please? You all get a punch, no queue necessary..

30/8/2025, 6:39:08 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Wishing you gentle dreams x

29/8/2025, 9:20:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

That smells a bit rotten. 😕 I wish - for the zillionth time - that Bluesky would let us lock up.

29/8/2025, 9:19:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Are lists on that Clearsky thing?

29/8/2025, 9:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to do better, I can get more in that way. I much appreciate the knowledge share. 🙏🏻

29/8/2025, 9:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Very nice. Though my absolute fave is lace.

29/8/2025, 9:04:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you an intense reader too? I won’t start a book unless I’m free to go until I finish.

29/8/2025, 8:50:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

I really will try, but I’m bloody awful at trying new music. I become too invested.

29/8/2025, 8:23:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

Alive, Captain, not sweaty! 😆

29/8/2025, 8:21:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

😦 I looked. That can’t be right, surely? He would be the King Midas of music!

29/8/2025, 8:10:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent

The fear is real, I still don’t envy you. I flew from Coventry airport in 2007 and I’m not sure if it had a short runway, but I pulled out a few hairs from the woman in front! She was about to deck me, but I was wailing so she let me off.

29/8/2025, 8:07:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am realising more tonight how out of touch I am with the world.. Say what?

29/8/2025, 7:59:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view