🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched that last night too! I won’t be doing so again! 😆
Minion of Hell, fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.
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I watched that last night too! I won’t be doing so again! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell by your Freudian slip there! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who is willing, Romeo. 😉
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, so much traffic everywhere now. I am not allowed to drive but I find being the passenger really stressful. Good luck with the norm!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey did you make it home ok? Are you ruined?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
All the best for the new School year!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I had (Quorn) sausages too.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello Holly 👋🏻 Always great to see you. 🤍
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
You know that’s cannabis, right?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Romeo 👋🏻 I would love to! I really would love someone to join me on these, it’s amazing on my own…but the social part is so much fun!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
The twins of chaos!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Black shirt looks amazing 🤩
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s my boys 🥰
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
World and human weary my dear, but a heavy rainfall is bringing me peace. How are you today? X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh the rogue waves were your fault? 😜
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I adore you, Captain. Thank you for being you. 🩶 I’m gonna try and swim it out. X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for war.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Jan, back at you. 🤗
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Just seen this, horrible feeling. I hope you get a nice surprise that cheers you up soon. X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you - feel like I’ve been waiting for Autumn for so long, it’s not fair I’m a grotbag on the first day! We’re blaming hormones again!! X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely understandable. It’s a big slight. We’re all here.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I seen that, I did answer but I think you must have been swamped. You really do look so pretty - I don’t think it’s fair you rock all the hair colours though…
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. 😘😘
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
😁🤍xx
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Autumn, new friend! 🍁
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww. Thank you, this is better. X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Very true. As someone who absorbs emotions, I’m knackered. But you’re right, these “thiefs of joy” clearly enjoy being hateful.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you - I absolutely love your new picture, you beauty!! X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Piers, I hope your month is kinder to you. Do you have anything else lined up?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, lovely one. You too. Xx
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Ax, you too. X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the thing, isn’t it? Bringing everyone else down. I’m world weary, but I know I’m not the only one. Thank you. X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha I’m grassing you up to Krampus then! 😆 xx
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
You are such an amazing person, and I hope you know that.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Sue. Sending you all the best for the month. 🤍
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)
I’m not a happy bunny at the moment, and I really wanted to go into this month blazing. Oh well. I wish you all a gentle Autumn 🍂
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for being here and making it a nice place to be x (Don’t worry, I won’t let Santa see! 😆)
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck, your loyalty is highly commendable. I have been taken for a fool due to mine enough times, now I realise no one has my back but me. I might seem harsh but you get tired of it.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Being “nice” doesn’t change facts. But if you are happy to take on the stress you don’t deserve, then I wish you well for the next month.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
You owe them nothing, my lovely. You can go sick with stress for the rest of your notice, you don’t have to take their rubbish when they haven’t stood by you.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha ok you acquired taste then, that’s definitely different. I’ll put you down for Punch at the Bluesky buffet then! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)
Tomorrow is a new day, a new week, a new month…and a new season. (Get in! 🍂🍁) I’m gonna run with it, and make a bloody good month. I hope we all get one. Night night, lovely people. 💫
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
💛💛xx
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
You turned posh! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that we all have to live with this sense of impending doom! You’re right…more living in the moment! Shall we keep each other on track? My heart goes out to your friend. X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I kinda want the mince pies though.. 🤤
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no 😢 It’s awful isn’t it? I am permanently stressing about things changing - in a bad way - but I’m trying to stop. Your poor friend 💔
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t a punch just a bowl of whatever you have in the cupboards? Or were my teenage years a lie? 🥴
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you my friend, much appreciated. 🥰
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry I have been to Barcelona too, I honeymooned there. Loved it there. I’ve also been to Germany (school trip by coach 😩) This one has to be a resort kind of holiday; my Mum isn’t into sightseeing.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I bet, but worth it. 😊
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been to Cyprus, Majorca, and Lanzarote. The rest of my flights were Ireland & Scotland. Going only for a week to suit other family members, and it will be in June.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
And the drive up wasn’t bad?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I know what you’re spending the afternoon doing! 😆🐶🛁 That’s a brilliant picture.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
😆😆 How long are you there for?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d love some please.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I done that when it was called something different, but I had a very bad whisky hangover…and that light tunnel and I didn’t get on well! Glad you’re enjoying it.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re welcome, handsome! 😍 How’s bonny Scotland?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure yet but it will only be Europe, I am looking forward to it..even though it’s ages away.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Good stuff, you have a beautiful garden, I bet it’s perfect for entertaining in. We have my step-grandson tonight, so kiddy things. Hope the rain holds off for you.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so sorry Indigo, sending love to you and yours. 🤍
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you lovely! ☺️ I hope you have a relaxing weekend.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I am. 😀 Thank you. Do you have any nice plans this weekend?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh how long were you in Iran for? (I seem nosy, but I’m 100% interested) I guess you’re not worried about flying then?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh well played you bastard.😀 Don’t think I’ll forget that, Mister!!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Coming back from such an amazing trip has gotta bring on those pesky blues. But even if it’s not that, take care of you, we’ll be here. 💐
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! 😮 Did you grow up there?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s amazing, well done! I’m trying to switch the mindset from sheer terror, to excitement. And to have no nightmares for so long is such a relief!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Well hello you! 😍 Oh crap, what did I say that for? I’m gonna have to put pressure on you to quit before next weekend! 😰
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Love reading this, it also helps, thank you! Those Airbuses are insane. They have an upstairs!! AN UPSTAIRS!! 😵💫
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not having that for a second! You’re a beautiful youth!!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Sean, I haven’t flown for 14 years, and my Mum is insisting on a family holiday for her 70th next year. But it was time anyway. Flight Radar is great!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Morning Sarah, how are you today? It’s brilliant, I just have it on in the background and it desensitises me to the noises. It helps that they’re all plane-mad!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect 😊 I can come, right?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Same as J said!! I just about understand it! Mine has to wait, my thyroid eyebrows are not growing back the same shape!! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
😆😆 If you can keep it for a week, then I will. I usually can’t last a day!!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you doing today? Taking the boys out?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
What you do with your mind is fully up to you, my Captain. Good morning 🩶
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no expectations, I will adore you whatever packaging you come in. 🎁 I have tried to have my photo up but I get the “ick” very quickly, but I’m meeting no one, so no stress. @marcatty79.bsky.social is very handsome in his new one!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh 👀
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh I’m definitely up for this later, thank you Skye! Have a lovely night.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha you absolutely are! Feel free to use props that might keep me asleep longer. Don’t kill me though, I’ve got fun stuff booked! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Thank you!! X
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
J!! PLEASE!!! 🙏🏻 You’ll be helping me!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social)
This weekend is about having the 3 year-old again, I guess this is going to be a regular thing now. Can someone knock me out until tomorrow evening please? You all get a punch, no queue necessary..
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishing you gentle dreams x
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
That smells a bit rotten. 😕 I wish - for the zillionth time - that Bluesky would let us lock up.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Are lists on that Clearsky thing?
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going to do better, I can get more in that way. I much appreciate the knowledge share. 🙏🏻
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Very nice. Though my absolute fave is lace.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you an intense reader too? I won’t start a book unless I’m free to go until I finish.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I really will try, but I’m bloody awful at trying new music. I become too invested.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
Alive, Captain, not sweaty! 😆
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
😦 I looked. That can’t be right, surely? He would be the King Midas of music!
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
The fear is real, I still don’t envy you. I flew from Coventry airport in 2007 and I’m not sure if it had a short runway, but I pulled out a few hairs from the woman in front! She was about to deck me, but I was wailing so she let me off.
🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reply parent
I am realising more tonight how out of touch I am with the world.. Say what?