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The only people offended by this should be their art teacher
5 bucks says she was in on it, just on the little boys island next door
Maybe? Probably? At very least, we shouldn't have to see him on TV ever again?
Right!!!!! Rudy all of a sudden has doctor money? And money for a car full of booze bottles? The fuck.
Now he's got doctor money? The fuck?
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That's awesome!!! Also it's a felony if its in Florida. Lucky Iceland.
Let's hope they write a stern letter saying how unhappy they are.
Ohhhhh... thats why it can't come out
If you're going to use the troops as muscle to unconstitutionally suppress their fellow Americans, you gotta make sure their bread is buttered and keep them well paid. If your enforcers are unhappy, they won't enforce.
Holy shit.... we can make our own??
Trains??? You mean BIG TRANSPORTATION??? We're going back to horses!!!
I'm kinda split on it. Since the parks and rec department was gutted, there's nobody to clean up the trash. Im not good at math, but its probably the same price. 500+ a day to pick up trash? I'll do it.
Comrade Stein is only allowed out once every 4 years.
Smoking on the job again?
Putin was saying donny the diddler has super soft lips.
Good.
Oh shit. Someone get that man a cabinet position
date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist
Did Walmart put them free pumpkins outside yet
Best I can offer is zero regulation coal and nuclear.
Nobody does
I hear uncle Joe is chilling on the beach in shorts, looking pretty fit.
Beautiful!!!! Keep up the good work!!!!
This sounds bad, better ban testing for it, so it goes away
Best I can offer is rubella.
If talking to myself yielded results, I'd have a pizza
Chalk is the new woke.
He's gotta hit his goal of 66m ... every thousand helps
So the plan is working great.
Come on now. Donold loves terrorists and terrorism. It's how he got to power!!! Violence to all who oppose him.
Wait, I thought donny the diddler was going to make Osama it... made trumps buildings look big
We (not the idiots) knew this for a decade. Humans knew this for about 100 years. Profits are more important. It's ok if everyone dies, billionaires will absolutely be ok for a few decades.
Then we should probably brace for catastrophic events, because the world seems utterly incapable of curbing carbon pollution
I'll take two rubella and one small pox please.
Talking to yourself isn't really a problem, but if you think talking to yourself is actually talking to mythological beings... then you have a problem.
-Russian puppet state bans hero. More at 11
I'm sure they're saving soooo much money on having the guard do the job of the 200 fired park employees
At least this will boost sales
Her name is on the victim list
Me: so when will I actually receive the shark Loan Shark: what
Snoop was never a real gangster.
Finally!!!!! Drug companies will be paying me!!!!
People near death often desperately want to reconnect with their closest like-minded friends. And not release the Epstein files.
I'm sorry 28% of Americans love Russia. Hopefully Ukraine will continue to defeat Russia. Ukraine might be the only hope for a free world.
Yeah but.... how else can donny the kid diddler pay off people in public? Paint the American side black, ....... with Paint from....
Kinda sucks. India went from friend to foe because a child molester elected president is racist.
None of this is American. It's no longer about Democrat vs Republican, being an American comes first and all of this shit is unAmerican as fuck.
Obama wore a tan suit and his wife showed exposed shoulder. In public.
Good. Fuck terrorists. Go genocide yourself russia. Leave your neighbors alone.
Holy shit... trumps hand looks horrible. I hope we investigate joe biden immediately.
From his rape partner. 3 rapes a day for over a decade. That's multiple thousands.
Wait... if you're serious the dems will absolutely run him
I'm reluctantly with ya!!
I'm not getting into the mind of a child molester. I can only assume it's due to lead exposure, but seems like a direct link between child molesters and conservatives. Maybe learned behavior? I'll toss in religion too, evangelicals seem to support fucking children too.
Bro... gold spray paint smells the best
Makes sense. He's gonna be easy to push out the plane.
Ha!! You know how to peel n orange.
What about the homeless? What about my trans homies?
Hiiii
100% I saw videos of them stopping their shit box car in front of someone and just stepping out with a baklava and pulling a gun. Bet your ass id fkn floor it into the kidnappers.
Everyone has abs. but normal people keep them covered in a healthy layer of tacos.
Hiiiiiii everyone!!!!
Nobody I'd going to stop him. Life isn't a movie and bad guys always win.
Been waiting for this to happen. If some group of fuckers show up in balaclavas and no ID, except to get shot.
Trump was always a perfect gentleman while children were raped around him. Every time. Thousands and thousands of times. Trump always held his composure. The butt raped children could scream and scream but Trump, was always a gentleman.
Trump was always a perfect gentleman while children were raped around him. Every time. Thousands and thousands of times. Trump always held his composure. The butt raped children could scream and scream but Trump, was always a gentleman.
Trump was always a perfect gentleman while children were raped around him. Every time. Thousands and thousands of times.
Trump was always a perfect gentleman while children were raped around him. Every time. Thousands and thousands of times.
Naaaaaaa they're just going to toss immigrants out of cargo planes over the ocean again. It's cheap and fish get free food. It's a win win.
He fought little girls for their virginity
Just met a dog named Potato and I yelled POTATO!! so loud I scared him lol 🥔🥔🥔
what's up with all ketchup brands tasting the same but all the ranch brands taste completely different
Yeah but.... like...... the middle east has been at war for 7000 years.
Wow. What a time to be alive.
5 bucks says trump killed a few.
Ok
Finally. Some good news
Teaching hygiene is important too.
I'm a straight man. I love women. I'm just done pretending that vaginas are these sacred, sexy temples of divine femininity. They're not. They're a mess, both in design and function If evolution had any sense of symmetry women would've ended up with penises and the world would be better for it.
Abuse children sounds too nice for him. Raping little kids, sex trafficking little kids to be butt raped....
HOLIDAY SAFETY TIP: IF YOUR BIRTH YEAR STARTS WITH 19, YOU SHOULD NO LONGER WRAP GIFTS ON THE FLOOR.
Not sure, we're still talking about colored leafs
Imagine If Trees Gave Off Wifi Signals, We Would Be Planting So Many Trees And We'd Probably Save The Planet Too. Too Bad They Only Produce The Oxygen We Breathe.
If you look in the mirror and say "pumpkin spice latte" three times, a white suburban girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you everything she loves about Fall.
"The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend."
Wait.... you're not feeling "owned" ?
Super sad, was hoping India would join America, but I guess China and Russia are closer.
I'm sure secret service is thrilled.
Epstine.... Epstine.... isn't that the guy who used to fuck children with trump? I was hearing trump was the mastermind of the child rape for cash corporation. Apparently his only profitable profession before grifting the presidency.
I thought the CVS girl was going to ask me to join the rewards program but she said "enjoy your morning" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
RIP homeless and trans people if Newsom gets elected
I always drink water from the far side of a glass to cure hiccups.
Donold is the list.
Just shoot back with "they can drink the water"
That's sad