Major "Don't create the torment nexus" vibes
Major "Don't create the torment nexus" vibes
He looks and sounds like the world's least healthy person. Every time I see him I think about that scene in the Simpsons where the doctor tells Mr Burns that he has every single disease that exists
WHY BUY A MATTRESS AN-Y-WHERE ELSE
Murder on the Orient Express: a The Mysterious Affair at Styles mystery
If you own an LG smart tv you get free access to a channel that plays nothing but the Red Green show 24 hours a day. This is not a joke.
They should hold a global lottery and the winner gets to change "is" to "was" on his Wikipedia page
I know this isn't an interesting question anymore but what the fuck hell is he talking about
They have such great air conditioning
Collecting all the AI artwork before the bubble bursts so I can teach all my grandkids about the time when every image on the internet sucked shit
Your president has the brain of a rodent
Its a good thing they don't ever think about stuff or they'd realize that a conscious being that works for you for free and can't refuse is actually super duper fucked up
Nice try, AI slop.
What is she going to do in the movie? Is Bond gonna use her face as a shovel?
She gonna play Bond's love interest and her name will be Vaginia Shovelface
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
The only thing relevant that Dean Cain has done in the last 20 years was when he appeared as a punchline in a John Mulaney bit
"Getting punched is bad." "If you think getting punched is bad, what about getting kicked?" Yes that's also bad you fucking lepton, what is your point
This man has the most deliberately awful face
Listening to this unwired whole sections of my brain
What the hell is this article? Are you all new to planet earth?
Don't bring a wig to the afterlife, otherwise there's going to be hell toupée
This looks fucking horrible lmao
There's something unnerving about the horse girl racing game that I can't quite put my finger on, but which nevertheless makes me want to not associate with anyone who plays it
He's gonna pardon Maxwell for sure, absolutely no doubt in my mind
What is with the bonkers alien-head photo? There's not enough photos of this moron looking like an idiot so we have to start AI generating them too?
The idea of South Park being representative of "the Left" got me absolutely speechless
He's not just in the file, he IS a file.
"You look so great now!" That now is always so fucking loud.
One of the all time worst episodes of generally the greatest show ever made
IT SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE BROTHER
#JusticeForTerrorBird
It does what now
The music in Kpop Demon Hunters absolutely fucks
Why does the cover say "fatt oragne monster" oh wait its because this is fucking AI slop again isn't it
I see a lot of "My man is annoying but at least he's not at a Coldplay concert" memes and I keep thinking "haha yes finally someone else who hates Coldplay's shitty music as much as I do" but no they're just talking about the affair
Episode two of Heavenly Ever After should be ILLEGAL. You need disclaimers for THAT SCENE! "If you ever had a dog CLICK HERE TO SKIP THIS SCENE" OR SOMETHING I CANT STOP CRYING YOU GUYS FUCK!!!
Come on baby...
Honestly it's a far bigger scandal that you would like choco mint
I had a client who was confused about something say to me "The answer is probably simple but my mind just doesn't do simple." He said it like he was bragging but...I mean, if your mind can't do simple it also can't do complicated so wtf are you saying
Did the runtime sneak up on them? Like they finished editing it and suddenly it was seven hours long?
Well they just don't get my money then. They just don't get paid by me.
If I ever figure out what caused "disgusting open-mouthed psychopath face" to become the default thumbnail on the internet I promise I will travel back in time and blow it up
This woman cried at the emotional equivalent of picking out a hallmark card and mailing it to yourself
It won't. The only thing it will lead to is a ton of conservative men posting things like "You know, I was raised my whole life to think pedophilia was bad, BUT NOW..."
This is horrifying. If you put this in my home I would burn the whole house down with myself inside it
lmao shut the hell up
The Netflix app switched off the subtitles on a show I was watching even though I never turn them off myself. I turned them back on. This caused the app to crash. $22 a month they charge for this now.
"I truly thought all the horrible things he promised he'd do would only happen to other, darker people," he sobbed. www.thedailybeast.com/new-hampshir...
Dunerise Kingdom
DUN3
She was fine with the bog standard antisemitism but she draws a very faint and half-hearted line at MechaHitler
"When asked if he also wanted to rewatch the Hobbit movies, Lee replied, 'Ehh no thanks,' and promptly died."
xAI has disabled Grok, deleted a slew of its antisemitic and neo-Nazi posts, posted a statement, and are evidently rolling back the prompt that made it identify as "MechaHitler," but this new low for Elon Musk's chatbot will live in internet infamy:
My favourite genre of replies to jokes on this site is when people miss the punchline in the post but then also post the same punchline in their reply. "More like the CRABS will go sideways fast!" Yeah dog that's the joke, you literally just read that.
Fuck off with this nasty AI garbage and its two and a half statues of liberty
What in the absolute hell is going on with that woman's face
I'm going to release a list of all the stupidest laziest pieces of shit at my company lol this is gonna rule [reads list] oh no oh fuck
100% he will choose White as the party colour because "That's the one that was left on the flag" but we all really know why
Would it fix everything if they didn't do that?
I know the one on the left but that one on the right? He looks like a real fucking menace.
lol hey liberals if global warming is real then why is it so- [steps outside] [bursts into flames]
More like Hideous Kojima lol. Because his games are fucking horrible
It's not. America has a long, proud tradition of acting against its own best interest. His election will lead to a wave of socialist fear-mongering and center-right Dems will emerge stronger and less useful than ever before.
Abby Gazebo ftw
This dude beaming with delight as the LLM spits out a pro forma "I WILL REMEMBER THIS AS A SIGNIFICANT LIFE EVENT" is one of the saddest things I've ever seen
They call me SpaceX on the golf course because I c- [explodes]
They call me SpaceX on the golf course because I c- [explodes]
I just think we need to raise the cultural bar a little higher. If the lyrics to a song are "ABRA CA DAW BRAW BA GA BOO GA BAW" you're absolutely allowed to tell people it sucks
Exactly. You can use a crane to lift weights but that won't make you stronger
I started pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis until they banned me from the grocery store for life
Not exactly relevant but does Truth Social use the bizarre "1.26k" format to trick stupid people into thinking a post is more popular than it is?
If I were born as a Tesla I'd want to end it all too
You can't explain concepts to them. In the pursuit of "winning" any sort of interaction your average conservative will turn immediately into the dumbest mother fucker you have ever met, and will not understand or remember basically anything.
"Hey folks wanna take a ride into space aboard an outhouse that you wouldn't ask your worst enemy to take a shit in?"
Inventor of Pokemon: so they'll be based on natural elements, like fire, water, earth, electricity etc. Coworker: ok that sounds cool Inventor: oh and psychic Coworker: psy...what? Inventor: bugs too, bugs is element. Coworker: are you ok? Inventor: dragons
I see a lot of TikTok and Instagram videos of people complaining about high protein versions of things and like...y'all know they're optional right? The high protein pancake mix is right next to the regular one, just get the regular one if you're gonna bitch about it.
I wanna change my name to TIM BONGINO
Damn now what will they blow up
Twitter right now
This is great because the challenge of the game will distract you from how much the song sucks
Trans countries FTW
Fellas is it woke to have a face
There are some sad ass motherfuckers on this reddit
Can't tell whether I enjoy this type of review more or the ones that are like "Five star cookie recipe!! I swapped the flour with eggs and added more eggs and swapped out the sugar and baking power and replaced the chocolate chips with eggs and I made scrambled eggs, it turned out great!!!"
There is a 0.000% chance that a human being with eyes wrote this description
Everyone's talking about regretful Trump voters like they're children who got tricked and deserve pity. They're grown adults. They had full access to unlimited information at their fingertips and they ignored all of it. Fuck them. Actions meet consequences.
"Don't touch the stove or you'll burn your hand" "Fuck you libtard no one tells me what to do" [touches stove] "holy shit ow what the fuck"
No one did this. It was created by an AI video generator and it looks like absolute fucking shit.
"Debates are generally pointless and a waste of time" and every time someone stepped up I'd just scream "no YOU suck!" until they left
Hell yesssssssss sssssssssss s
"Speed cameras are just a cash grab!" "Cash grab from who?" "..." "Who pays the cash?" "..."
