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The Terrier

@jackshawhan.bsky.social

He/Him. Father. Writer. Absurdist. Socially Leftist; Fiscally Irresponsible. Opinions Correct. Arm Chair Philosopher. History Nerd but-not-in-that-way. Aspiring Lawyer. Certified Grungler by the secret gay council. Writing at theskepticalterrier.dog

created August 13, 2023

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Your reputation in any meaningful way. But you’re right. I am no lawyer. But @hipcrimevocab.net is. Lane, I hate to bother you, but in your professional option, not as specific legal advise, but for entertainment and educational purposes, is anything I said here innacurate?

3/9/2025, 6:47:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suggest that you were NOT recruited by a terrorist sect. One would argue that the potential of you being seen as an asset to a global terrorist organizations is more reflective bad on your character than its inverse. To wit, you would have a hard time proving how this interaction at all has damaged

3/9/2025, 6:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talib’s heart. I also suspect you would find it difficult proving beyond reasonable doubt such a meeting took place in the first place. But even if you could. Even if you were able to prove to a court you were approached by a Freemason Terrorist Org, it would hardly be seen as defamatory to

3/9/2025, 6:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talib guilty. As to the claim you find bothers you. This ridiculous notion that Talib’s incredulity at your supposed meeting in 2013 with a Freemason. Again. That falls under Talib’s opinion. You cannot prove that he is insincere about that opinion as no human can know the contents of

3/9/2025, 6:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those words are well known exaggerations of political opinions. And this fall under opinion. Talib is allowed to believe that your actions s are reflective of these groups, and since it is impossible to prove that is NOT the case. You cannot prove that you are not a Nazi, no court would ever find

3/9/2025, 6:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know US law on this. Defamation requires 4 elements: 1) False Statement of Fact Purported to be true. 2) Reported to a Third Party 3) Fault Due to at least Negligence 4) Damages that the court can remedy. In the case of calling you a Nazi or Klan, this would be protected as “political hyperbole”

3/9/2025, 6:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, best of luck to you. I am misting this thread tho.

2/9/2025, 11:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, it’s just you don’t seem to be getting anywhere right now, but you’re the master of your own destiny ig.

2/9/2025, 11:48:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t force anyone to feel a certain way.

2/9/2025, 11:44:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes you need to step away from the situation before you can see the solution, you’re getting nowhere. Go distract yourself and maybe later you’ll be able to see it. Or there might not be one. You may be at an impasse here. Either way please, take my advise, give this some space.

2/9/2025, 11:44:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lady you are not talking like a person who wishes to calm things and make amends, you’re talking like a person who is indignant that they got called out for something. Just disengage. Log off for a while and go spend time with your husband. space might help you before you succumb to posters madness

2/9/2025, 11:40:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Understandable man, pardon my confusion. I know I would have been quite annoyed in your position, but you do have a disposition for this that I respect

2/9/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Talib is understandably justified by his anger at a dude in his mentions for a week straight saying that he a Satanic Freemason and some shit and here you are coming to that dudes rescue like the whitest savior. You can see how this might be annoying.

2/9/2025, 11:28:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m beginning to think this guys in the middle of a mental health crisis. He’s convinced himself because you don’t like him that must mean you’re a Freemason.

2/9/2025, 10:57:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There isn’t a legal process, there is an illegal process to doing this but that’s a different thing.

2/9/2025, 10:38:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They talk about “circular firing squads” when a bunch of online leftists say they don’t like Newsom or think the Chorus thing is pretty shady, but then have guest essays on the fucking New York fucking Times saying “Mamdani isn’t part of our party, even if he’s running with us”

2/9/2025, 10:31:08 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted

*ahem* just a reminder 😔

the image lesson of “never judge someone without knowing the whole story” where three youth are laughing at someone carrying allegorical boulders behind him it’s been simpsonfied & it’s bartender now hauling the boulders, each labeled: stupid moron with an ugly face big butt butt smells likes to kiss his own butt
2/9/2025, 10:19:29 PM | 74 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have been told multiple times that none of this is defamation or actionable. I’m sure you believed someone from the Pen15 club recruited you, but the rest of us are not legally obliged to share in that delusion.

2/9/2025, 9:05:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worlds lowest tariffs made us the richest country in the world.

2/9/2025, 7:32:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Hamburgler will also be speaking at the Space Force Press Conference.

2/9/2025, 7:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is the entire cabinet assembled for this press junket?

2/9/2025, 6:59:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh well, better luck next time, death.

2/9/2025, 6:48:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His best announcement yet. Looking forward to more of this.

2/9/2025, 6:46:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The funniest possibility is the cameras go live I to the Oval Office, and Vance is in orange makeup and a wig doing a terrible Trump impression.

2/9/2025, 6:32:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*taps foot* SHOW US THE BODY!

2/9/2025, 6:30:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they rescheduled for uh…. Right now?

2/9/2025, 6:30:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“My fellow Americans” *fucking dies*

2/9/2025, 6:28:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re doing AIDS rhetoric again.

2/9/2025, 4:50:23 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fingers crossed I’m on it.

2/9/2025, 4:22:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have people who never log off calling this place a hellhole. We’re finally a real Twitter competitor.

2/9/2025, 3:46:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like they MIGHT be playing into it, and letting us think he’s dead, to which I say: cool, you let us think he’s kicked it for a weekend, all of us laughed, celebrated, and some found God in the process. Epic own.

2/9/2025, 3:24:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god, he’s dead.

2/9/2025, 3:17:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…. small bones?

2/9/2025, 2:06:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t even remember the last time I went to MasSky, and received sacrament (Alf Hog)

2/9/2025, 2:03:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:48:31 AM | 2480 526 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really sucks as a communist and a Democratic Ally to watch the whole ass party compare Trump to me and then ask for my vote.

2/9/2025, 1:43:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tragically passed away after Commander snuck back into the White House and bit his dick off.

2/9/2025, 1:41:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit that is the kind of fighting spirit we need.

2/9/2025, 1:40:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Terrier (@jackshawhan.bsky.social) reply parent

God that’s low effort. You guys used to be good at being offensive. Now it’s just sad.

2/9/2025, 1:18:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude literally could have just pulled in, there is a fucking mile between those two cars. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

1/9/2025, 10:01:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do agree that if the Democrats embraced the immortal science of communism it would help their chances in 2026.

1/9/2025, 9:55:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:52:23 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every picture of him released looks like a shot of a cryptid

1/9/2025, 7:32:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at my head of state, dawg. Death might not have taken him yet, but goddamn can I see him standing over his shoulder.

1/9/2025, 5:54:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Terrier (@jackshawhan.bsky.social) reply parent

On another note I kind of love that your brain is so corn pickled in conspiracy theory that you typed that out and thought to yourself “ha! I’m owning him for not buying my insane conspiracies!”

1/9/2025, 5:42:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya whatever man, I’m sure the Masonic aligned Pen15 club was your coming to Damascus.

1/9/2025, 5:38:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

1/9/2025, 5:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:31:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Terrier (@jackshawhan.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredulousness is also protected speech.

1/9/2025, 2:05:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kathryntewson.bsky.social we got a live one.

1/9/2025, 1:52:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Terrier (@jackshawhan.bsky.social) reply parent

Actual Malice is saying a statement of fact knowing such a statement is untrue or with reckless disregard to the damage an untrue rumor can do to a reputation. It doesn’t mean the person saying it genuinely hates you.

1/9/2025, 1:51:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not what actual malice means. And Nazi or Klan is also protected speech. You Nazi Moron.

1/9/2025, 1:50:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Calling a person a racist is also constitutionally protected speech, you racist moron.

1/9/2025, 1:11:43 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wanna save Bluesky? Be funnier.

1/9/2025, 1:07:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Terrier (@jackshawhan.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that Bluesky is Hostile is what gives it a leg up against Mastodon and maybe even Threads. An undercurrent of hostility is good for a microblogging site. It’s that BlueSky has cultivated a reputation for being full of straight nosed, humorless dorks is what hurts it.

1/9/2025, 1:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The draw of microblogging sites is they’re always a bit hostile. Without that hostility there isn’t the necessary friction to make it funny, and people won’t engage. It’s why mastodon failed. So this is tin eared. Bluesky is dying because it gained a reputation for not getting jokes.

1/9/2025, 1:02:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chuck Schumer rushing to get ahead of this and declare genocide scholars antisemites.

1/9/2025, 12:54:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“They’re not biological women, hence the term black-women.” See how ridiculous that is?

1/9/2025, 12:45:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The funny option is Rudy Giuliani stopped seeing the state troops, three sheets to the wind, drunkenly asked what was going on and tried to help, was told to fuck off by state troopers and he got into his car and immediately folded it into a tree.

1/9/2025, 12:42:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worth noting that from the 1880s the US along withrest of the world celebrated Labor Day on May Day, but switched to September to get away from the Socialist undertones the original May Day had because socialism made the robber barons sad.

1/9/2025, 12:34:15 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine getting your egg cracked by the department of defense…

1/9/2025, 12:17:29 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok I got adhd, the concept of mailing anthrax got named, and uh… mad cow disease?

A list of words added to Meriam Webster in 1987 including attention deficit hyperactivity disorder beta-amyloid bhangra bioterrorism blank check company bomb cyclone bork bovine spongiform encephalopathy cetirizine cold open community-supported agriculture
1/9/2025, 4:30:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My personal favorite idea that those appearances are JD Vance piloting the brand new Trump suit.

1/9/2025, 4:25:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inshallah he’s waving goodbye to the world.

1/9/2025, 4:23:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a serious note: I took personal finance in high school. Was that not offered to the rest of the nation?

1/9/2025, 4:19:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya, it’s so weird that we’re only finding this out now. And many just never talked about it. If my fav streamer started getting money from a socks company and never disclosed it to their cobbler stream, It would look suspicious. Like I don’t care if they wanna pay them, just tell us.

1/9/2025, 3:47:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you trying to get more views on these creators or not? Because more views for the Trans Woman in the red state will also incite harassment, likely more harassment than a continuous sponsorship.

1/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also don’t buy this nonsense that the non disclosure was meant to protect marginalized members of chorus, because this is meant for content creators? Whose main goal is exposure, which will also have the downstream affect of introducing more harrassment. Like you can’t have it both ways.

1/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of having to run it by the “scholarship” program.

1/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if you think the people at Chorus would never end their contract over a content dispute, and if you believe that I have primo Floridian real estate to sell you, this contract will certainly have that cooling effect. A content creator may chose not to talk to a socialist because he’s afraid

1/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No it doesn’t say “we have veto power over your videos” but if my boss told me to run something by him before doing something, there is an implicit condition there that if I hear his input and say “get bent I’m doing it anyway” my relationship to my company may end.

1/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The contract literally says that you have to run it by Chorus if the interview has to do with Chorus Policy Agenda, which is literally the thing Chorus is hiring you to make. If I understand this correctly that’s anybody concerning politics.

1/9/2025, 2:31:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The more I look I to this Chorus stuff, the less compelling I find these peoples arguments and the less well I look upon the intelligence of the people attack Taylor Lorenz over this (and not the 20 legit reasons to dog on her)

1/9/2025, 2:22:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya, I ain’t buying this. I’m willing g to say we need more money paid to new media, but you guys are acting really fucking shady about this.

1/9/2025, 2:07:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy who doesn’t believe in anything trying to shame us for believing in things.

31/8/2025, 9:28:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guys, it stands for Greg Oyper, and he was born in 1988. It’s fine.

31/8/2025, 9:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, thanks for you concern uh… groyper 88, a user name that I’m sure is completely innocent.

31/8/2025, 9:23:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile their ass is getting mollywhooped by a guy doing literally everything they say they shouldn’t do in New York.

31/8/2025, 9:01:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You guys are crazy for saying Trump was replaced by a clone. It’s obvious he was replaced by a hyper realistic android body double.

31/8/2025, 8:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:46:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what happens when an 8 year old wins the lottery

31/8/2025, 8:34:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck it (ungenders your trans)

31/8/2025, 8:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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big (naturals) if true

31/8/2025, 8:24:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this stuff because nobody is going to slink away angry at being told he was alive. But they very much spent the last two days shitting their pants about him being dead.

31/8/2025, 5:51:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:00:05 PM | 114 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best way to win votes is to tell everyone to stop enjoying their hobbies and just sit in quiet horror as we shake our heads in disapproval. We will only win if we have NO FUN!

31/8/2025, 1:30:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok he really doesn’t understand how EOs work, and thinks of them like royal decrees.

31/8/2025, 1:27:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Libs have entered into the bargaining stage when it comes to Newsom.

31/8/2025, 1:22:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recently I heard the phrase “licking the bag on culture war outrage” and I cannot stop thinking about it when I read shit like “I miss white bread” which you can buy cheaply at literally any grocery store, and some gas stations.

31/8/2025, 12:55:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump supporters are getting a small preview of what it will be like when he finally bites it and they do not fucking like it.

31/8/2025, 12:47:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My new favorite hobby is going to the bad place and looking at the response to all the Trump supporting replies to the Trump is Dead post and seeing wall to wall bitterly angry Trump Supporters, malding in the comments to the tune of zero fucking engagement.

A screen shot of several very angry Trump Supporters yelling at a guy celebrating the possibility of Trumps death with responses like “Should be your mother” “you’re a moron!” “Cornpop died Tranny Ghoul LOL” “fu” and none of them even break into the double digits”
31/8/2025, 12:47:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I JUST learned how to pronounce detritus despite learning the word when I was 15.

31/8/2025, 12:36:19 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, to be clear, all of the video and pictures so far has been outdated, so we have no physical evidence that he’s actually alive?

30/8/2025, 10:35:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The White House leaking blurry pictures of Trump like he’s a fucking cryptid.

30/8/2025, 10:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, I’ll do my best, but I’m not even a member of government, man.

30/8/2025, 10:07:46 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Organic, Free Range, No GMO, All Natural, Gluten-Free, Vegan, Grassfed daughter.

30/8/2025, 10:04:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that China and the US pretend they’re so different but if I recorded over this with a deep southern accent nobody would be able to tell.

30/8/2025, 5:38:32 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn he’s alive. Better luck next time, death.

30/8/2025, 2:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got anything that doesn’t suck?

30/8/2025, 12:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Dems? Wouldn’t they like… buckle under the pressure of gravity without a backside support structure?

30/8/2025, 11:46:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view