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@jame5on

@jame5on.bsky.social

Ride your bike

created October 30, 2023

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Maybe the two of you just share the same weird hobby?

6/9/2025, 12:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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release those documents too

5/9/2025, 10:00:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can't even afford a change of shirts

5/9/2025, 9:44:25 PM | 73 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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that shirt is gonna get stinky

5/9/2025, 9:15:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nepo-sniper

5/9/2025, 8:39:23 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is nazi shit! This is what the poem is about.

5/9/2025, 12:18:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they’re going to give up if the can’t get on the news in the plaza in front of the Picasso sculpture

4/9/2025, 9:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re just sitting there?

4/9/2025, 9:51:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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iv'e been saying they should just put up the bridges

4/9/2025, 9:08:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we should send someone to space to check if the earth is round one more time just in case

4/9/2025, 9:06:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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feel like it needs shorts

4/9/2025, 9:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kilroy looking mother fucher needs to go find a wall to hide behind

4/9/2025, 7:23:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't believe that we can build a robot to help that guy be smart. I know that we can build a robot to tirelessly give him wedgies.

4/9/2025, 7:09:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=THlg...

4/9/2025, 5:39:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe we need fewer CEO's heads?

4/9/2025, 5:29:57 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pretty sure the humans were the aliens in the movie alien

4/9/2025, 5:28:30 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell him to fuck off for me please

4/9/2025, 4:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

It just fixes things with no side affects. Tastes metallic but that’s minor. I only do a couple times a year and it goes away. Gf and sister do daily maintenance doses but none of us are having side affects.

4/9/2025, 12:27:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

I know you didn’t ask for recommendations but Astepro is so good I have to tell people about it every time I hear someone complaining.

4/9/2025, 12:09:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

If I was going to smuggle drugs, i'd bring more drugs, and fewer people.

3/9/2025, 5:29:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how do you tell when he gets angry?

3/9/2025, 2:32:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 12:44:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not fit for the day

2/9/2025, 11:28:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they can defund schools we should get to defund the police

2/9/2025, 11:54:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we primary Nate silver?

1/9/2025, 8:06:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy

1/9/2025, 2:02:58 AM | 3105 537 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they’re all just misusing adverbs to troll us

31/8/2025, 8:17:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.thehandbasket.co/p/parks-offi...

31/8/2025, 7:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.curbed.com/2021/02/artu...

31/8/2025, 3:45:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They just do weird popups for things that are obviously never going to be profitable

31/8/2025, 3:38:00 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

The building was the bigger project. It’s 2 stories above ground and three stories below. Most of it is the hole in the middle to hoist the bull up from the basement. It’s not big enough to justify the cost of tearing it down and it’s kind of useless for any other purpose.

31/8/2025, 3:37:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

I work a couple doors down from the building he illegally built by hand designed around making that sculpture and to this day no one can figure out anything profitable to do with it.

31/8/2025, 3:19:49 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social)

nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/08/29/s... Fuck the police!

30/8/2025, 10:52:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just block. Your all giving this idiot too much space in here

30/8/2025, 3:02:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA need not apply

30/8/2025, 1:54:44 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

30/8/2025, 6:51:09 AM | 43 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

and you don't have one of those?

29/8/2025, 9:34:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1 man + 1 bear
29/8/2025, 9:19:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you keep confusing 1 with 100%

29/8/2025, 9:04:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

I want a politics that widens the circle to include everyone, not one that shrinks the circle by throwing *undesirables* under the bus. I think this is basic. I am interested in a politics that is rooted at the sources of people's suffering. I am interested in a politics that attends to basic needs.

29/8/2025, 8:26:10 PM | 1886 580 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

29/8/2025, 8:07:28 PM | 13579 3983 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

When you find the cash, send it to me instead of burning it

29/8/2025, 8:30:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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free cpu cooling

29/8/2025, 6:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worlds worst combover

28/8/2025, 11:28:00 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...

28/8/2025, 11:00:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pics of acting director of the cdc but it looks like he is two guys
28/8/2025, 9:32:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have questions

screen shot of image search for jim o'neill hhs showing that he might be two different guys
28/8/2025, 9:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vampire rules

28/8/2025, 8:45:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oath breaker

28/8/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Qagggy! (@qagggy.bsky.social) reposted

Is it possible that…urbanism is a winning strategy in cities?

28/8/2025, 7:42:33 PM | 1144 157 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESSl...

28/8/2025, 8:15:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:12:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller grilled him pretty good

28/8/2025, 6:07:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Rogers (@jetjocko.bsky.social) reposted

Always happy for a chance to say: I read every real study on the impact of bike lanes on street-level retail. They never hurt. They often help. Sometimes they help a lot: www.businessinsider.com/bike-lanes-g...

28/8/2025, 3:35:46 PM | 593 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

Feeling bad that I never got to glare at him a a restaurant, darth.

28/8/2025, 12:16:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:03:43 AM | 4144 835 | View on Bluesky | view

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can't indict a ham sandwich thrower

27/8/2025, 2:06:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

Save the cracker Save the barrel

26/8/2025, 11:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard the cracker is a Scientologist

26/8/2025, 11:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like… in 2000, they did this Live, *In Düsseldorf*, three days after 4/20. I mean GOD DAMN. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...

26/8/2025, 10:21:56 PM | 171 51 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jarts are innocent!

26/8/2025, 11:01:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait till people find out he’s a Scientologist!

26/8/2025, 10:50:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t use the suicide machine!

26/8/2025, 10:47:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)

24/8/2025, 1:33:18 PM | 10605 2857 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marlo (@marlo.ooo) reposted reply parent

i got this which is called "every-joe-rogan-episode.mp4"

26/8/2025, 9:56:27 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s really fucking funny!

26/8/2025, 10:39:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m crying all over again

26/8/2025, 10:37:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who did he grope now?

26/8/2025, 10:35:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Google doesn’t work anymore. They fed it to the AI

26/8/2025, 10:34:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss Information to my friends

26/8/2025, 10:33:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This secret Scientologist is out here just making up fake words.

26/8/2025, 10:30:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t respond to that other post but Luke skywalker was a slaver

26/8/2025, 9:18:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BAD!

26/8/2025, 8:43:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can we keep just a little pizza?

26/8/2025, 8:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if they come to ny the nypd will teach them to play candycrush so they don't have to just stand around looking bored

26/8/2025, 8:37:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @jame5on (@jame5on.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should make a family tree of CA weirdos from Crowley to the tech cultists

26/8/2025, 5:37:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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after living with Jack Parsons at his Aleister Crowley cult house

26/8/2025, 5:08:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the sidekick is the competent one

26/8/2025, 3:01:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you should try Joe Rogan, I think you'd like him

26/8/2025, 2:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No solo para mi, para todos!

25/8/2025, 8:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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greyscale

25/8/2025, 7:10:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's when the guys with the white coats come and chase you with butterfly nets

25/8/2025, 6:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stuart Smalley ass hotel

25/8/2025, 3:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what noel said!

25/8/2025, 3:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Thanks for spreading the word! (also Tom Homan’s a bitch)

25/8/2025, 3:22:50 PM | 216 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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They named their town purvis and didn’t see it coming?

24/8/2025, 11:20:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should put up the bridges. Chicago is defensible.

24/8/2025, 1:50:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs more holes

24/8/2025, 8:40:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude had a busy day bsky.app/profile/long...

23/8/2025, 9:32:54 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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@volts.wtf why don’t they put solar panels under all the high voltage lines where they already cut down the trees?

23/8/2025, 1:29:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Shah (@mommunism.bsky.social) reposted

First they came for John Bolton and I realized he wasn’t first and he was mainly the “they” that sent people and so I just laughed and pointed

23/8/2025, 12:15:45 PM | 109 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

Interactions from the last few days show ICE officers running their mouths at witnesses of their lawlessness. Now they’re directing violence at them, too.

22/8/2025, 7:34:45 PM | 1310 515 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to buy this man a meal, Kevin

23/8/2025, 12:49:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not enough

22/8/2025, 10:55:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ginger cop who slammed the guy’s head into the ground for eating crabs and who is also a bastard
22/8/2025, 10:55:03 PM | 19 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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not gonna heart that but thanks

21/8/2025, 9:36:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they voted dobson back alive

21/8/2025, 9:30:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wrote ‘aggles’ instead of ’apples’ on a spelling test in first grade and my dad teased me about till he died

21/8/2025, 11:47:48 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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why does it look look like a broken refrigerator with the door taped shut so that children don't play inside

20/8/2025, 8:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view