i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
That Riley Greene HR sounded like an Ohtani bomb
say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo
That Wencel is so hot right now
Tigers might want to speed run the rest of this game, just started pouring in Livonia
Tork tried to send that 3-0 pitch to the Elwood
Tigers need to hit around so McKinstry has a chance to get his double
#TigersDevilMagic
How excited was Joey Cora to send him from third?
Petry just immobilized Benneti with a terrible singing dad joke/pun
Weird start to the Tigers game. Usually the Astros are banging on trash cans, not setting them ablaze
SHRIMP ALERT
How my grandma describes macramé
"Andy have you even had a Chicago dog?" Dirks: "Yeah I had a couple in Milwaukee." The Tigers might not win every game but the broadcast is undefeated.
Pretty sure it's just to avoid Kelly when shes recording a podcast
Did Charlie Morton and Tarik Skubal Freaky Friday bodies?
Dingler Dong
Pretty sure I just found Kerry Carpenters HR ball in my yard
Me: hey, finally some nice weather where I can open the windows and get some fresh air in the house Canadian Wildfires: yeah, about that...
Tigers deadline strategy seems to be acquiring guys and going with the "fuck it, have Fetter figure it out" bullpen
Tigers trade deadline moves are certainly putting the "mid" in middle relief
Jake Rogers mustache has siphoned power from Riley Greene's
WELCOME BACK KERRY BONDS
Tigers back?
Whose the first columnist/radio host that says the Tigers should sell on Monday?
Dingler looking like Mike Alstott going into 2nd there
The new Tyler Childers has a song about making a list of people he would bite if he got rabies. 10/10 no notes
I'm blaming the Tigers shittiness on tariffs
Let's go God, keep dropping those unapologetic racists
It's the new "I have plenty of black friends..."
Anytime someone starts a sentence "As a Girl Dad..." get ready for some heinous bullshit to follow
Odd that the Tigers took off an additional week after the All Star break
Jason Benetti after a missed strike call on a pitch from Rangers reliever: “Mistakes do happen around Chris Martin.”
Brant Hurter taking a big dumper all over the mound
Tork cares about the run differential
Greene practicing for the Home Run Derby today
How many RBI does Riley Greene have?
54 pitch first inning? Just another example of inefficiency in Washington
Does the Delta gate section of the Orlando airport always smell like pee, or am I just lucky today
Teaching the next generation the time honored tradition of looking like an idiot on the ride photos
Have been responding with a "whatupdoe" as is the custom
Wearing a Tigers hat at DisneyWorld and have been getting unsolicited score updates from everyone else with an Old English D
Dietrich Furs is pitching for the Tigers?
Where are those "hold up snow in April and say so much for global warming" dipshits today?
Have they tried unplugging Flaherty and plugging him back in?
Nuked this bitch from orbit
I witnessed Javier Báez hit 2 home runs, someone buy me season tickets
First game out this year
Re-mowed the lawn because I didn't like the way the lines looked
Man, when you've lost Woodstock...
We thought we'd roll up a little before 1 and park at the library, saw the crowd already and parked at the rec
Even lily white ass Livonia had to have had about a 1000 people out tiday
Fuck you Clayton Kershaw, rainbows are for everyone
He Jamailed that one to Windsor
Kerry Carpenter steals home runs too?
Chuck Schumer's staff fumbling over themselves to get a shitty acronym out in a press release by 5pm
Is Meidroth Joe Crede's illegitimate son or something?
Trumps inflation has carried Meltdown May over into June
Tigers (and White Sox) doing their damndest to get another AB for Kerry
Nope
Can Kerry get the Tatis?
Trey Báez
Right about now Andy Dirks would be talking about how he once sliced open and slept in a moose like a tauntaun
Kerry Carpenter has more HRs this game then the White Sox have hits
So who is the position player that is going to close this game out for the White Sox?
HAT TRICK CARP
Parker Meadows Can't Lose
Hit that one to Skokie
More like Jonathan Cannot
Welcome back Parker Meadows
Counterpoint: eat my entire asshole
Knew "Cinephile" would stump Dirks the second it left Benetti's lips
Did Dirks mention yesterday if he's eaten squirrel before?
#TigersDevilMagic ?
Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?
I hope that dumb bullpen cop is crying in his Sam Adams now
I am so wrecked, watching this before trying to go to bed was beyond stupid
The last minute of Andor...holy shit what a punch
Todd Jones enters the game, the Tigers give up runs. A tale as old as time
We have entered the Andy Dirks trying on Arby's swag portion of the program
I hope that dumb bullpen cop is crying in his Sam Adams now
Like to see the last time a team got a little league HR and a big league HR in the same inning
Get ready to learn Detroit buddy
I would watch a series of videos featuring Andy Dirks trying and reviewing every ballparks special food items
Holy crap the Rockies are dogshit
I think this weeks @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social inadvertently pitched a sequel to the 1988 Bobcat Goldthwait movie "Hot to Trot"
Andy Dirks is a human golden retriever (complimentary)
Get the Andy Dirks Rally Cheeto shirts printed
I'm working on befriending neighborhood crows for the sole purpose of attacking the asshole blue jay terrorizing my backyard
Shocked he didn't give Cooper Dejean a medal for "Outstanding Caucasian Athleticism" or some other bullshit
An administration of non-ball knowers from top to bottom
David Eckstein, snubbed yet again
It's a 4th Amendment vs 2nd Amendment CAGE MATCH!!!!!
Somehow that was Jalen Brunson's fault
Eat shit Spike Lee
Leave it to ball-knowers to get stuff done
See Will Vest, see Will Vest, pop him up, let Baez do the rest