American girl
Eternal optimism but often inclined to smdh
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American girl
Fanta Oops, I mean...
Still one of my favorites. You crushed this
Since birth
Random, when is the last time he had a photo op of leaving a normal Sunday church service live almost every other contemporary president?
The evangelists will blame them for being Catholics. They have done that in the past.
Carly Simon pointed out that if the story is not about him then he doesn't care.
Any thoughts on convicted felon ordering military forces to stand against us citizens?
If only the founding fathers built in some checks and balances
Stray cats is the name Paws in time the album.
We have two...one is still mostly hiding but slowly making appearances.
He might take just five minutes alone with Trump.
Maybe he has the unedited Epstein files and that is why keep trying to hide him.
What the actually fudge
Bolton is in the target site because he did not fully bend his knee. He ain't a good guy but wow. He is a canary in the cave for sure
The world needs to fight for every seat like it would save the world.
Faster flowing gas means more air in the gas ..more bubbles and foam The tank seems full but foam is not gasoline...more bad ideas
Will trump keep it away from Alabama?
Same state that loaded death balls into the Rio grande. Not surprised.
It is fire cracker shrimp to the extreme!
We still have an FDA? I thought the leader, one Mr Sal Monela was killing it off.
Fuhrer Abbott is not a stand up man.
Duffman is really bad at his job
Back in the day her legs made many a young man lose his focus
Every single Republican legislator needs to address this publicly. The only answer is no.
Private dancer by Tina Turner?
Miss Piggy in the Candy-O by the cars?
They would be livid looking at the jayhawks cheer roster. 2025-26 Spirit Squad Roster - University of Kansas share.google/uzS2IdEl80uL... And the liberty flames, oh my 2024-25 Cheerleading Roster - Liberty University share.google/3J2gvaKshcrp...
If you post racist, sexist shit they might allow you back.
If you know, you know.
Things that should NEVER happen but are totally on brand for this administration. Trump-Putin documents left on hotel printer : NPR share.google/Q1mwSoES65Al...
And you had that blank cassette ready to record if you heard it in the radio. And; Eddie the lizard would talk over it 10 seconds in
You have the Astros...but this weekend chi white Sox have the savannah bananas
4 dead on Ohio Street in DC is the new Crosby Stills Nash and Young style song. Bet
Florida since March of 1845.
Could be the Aflac rep!?
She should move in with her boyfriend Corey.
You know the ghost of William Seward is watching this meeting closely. #SewardsFolly
Just do it, became just did it.
Oh duffman.
Maybe we start spelling out GOP as "group of pedos" over and over 1. it is true 2. It might force accountability 3. Even if you are not a pedo yourself, protecting a pedo aligns you with them Then we ask the "religious leaders" why they support pedos
New Yorkers would have accepted hero for the double neaning
If a video clip ever deserves the Benny Hill music. This is a strong contender. Kids, ask your grandparents. youtu.be/tNBL5OMeuno?...
And his sec. Of education wants to make sure future generations don't understand percentages.
Almost called him a liar. Keep trying, you will get it.
And the csny song will be updated to 4 dead on Ohio drive
Loan out everything. Let Canada, France, Germany, everywhere protect our history from ourselves.
@smithsonianmag.bsky.social Your museum needs to loan out every item that this administration is scared of. It is all our history and should not be hidden or worse. Let the other museums protect everything until this nightmare is over
Tell me trump is racist without saying he is racist.
The DC Unsheltered should negotiate with Trump. They will leave DC if he releases the Epstein list fully unredacted. #Epsteinlist
Must be a DEI bot.
Winner, no scrolling required.
Money, control, and justification for their bad behavior
I thought TFG shuttered the USGS
Never forget this fuhrer wanna be put orbs of death into a river. Among many more awful acts What we know about the drownings of 3 Mexican migrants near Eagle Pass, Texas | CNN share.google/OjW2DOK5kLMS...
It does seem weird that if you have a winning agenda and message that you manipulate the vote.
They better ask if the guard will go after the pedos and those protecting pedos.
This means we are close to seeing Trump's tax returns?
They best scotch guard the furniture.
same name; wrong movie: a thread
This was very well done. Clever on many levels.
Blue steel has nothing on you.
And murderers. The Minnesota event was not that long ago. And January 6 happened too.
Isn't she a bit old for a Republican to date?
You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!
He didn't get to the moon but he got his crew home, and that was the more remarkable task. www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna223...
If you’ve seen any of these pets in Evanston, here’s some info to help them get home. ❤️❤️
1. Damn Yankees 2. Nickelback 3. Ted Nugent (bragged about sleeping with underage girls in his songs)
Guy Confronts ICE ✊🏽
And he is a deviant. And people know where the aborted bodies are buried. “Truly Repulsive and Disgusting": It Sure Sounds Like the Texas Attorney General Did Something Really Bad | Vanity Fair share.google/Jr7Yx1HIf8mA...
Undertow or under rated?
I’m watching a live stream
Every Republican needs to be asked on the record why they are protecting the predators and not the victims. Every day.
The Stranger (L'Etranger) by Albert Camus
I thought revenge porn had been criminalized.
I was talking about the rock or spiny lobster. Because...we don't talk about crayfish.
Every Republican legislator knew what she was before she was nominated. Some of them expressed concerns about her ties to Russia. They all chose trump over country! There will be enough blood to spread across their hands. These acts against our country need to be called out.
Those no claw having roaches off the coast of Florida must be the maga breed.
Is that a euphemism for what musk was giving Melania?
A former police officer...nice
The former governor would like to remind you. Everyone is going to die.
There is almost zero point to subpoena trump. He will tell bold faced lies. And he is protected by the very corrupt supreme court.
Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
Duffman can't be bothered by simple crashes. He has to blow up the moon. I mean put a nuclear reactor on the moon
The dude made literal floating death balls. This is a kinder gentler fuhrer Abbott. Dead body found stuck to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s border buoys in Rio Grande – Houston Public Media share.google/rjmixBgoeLoG...
Any updates on Jim bakker becoming homeless if he didn't get a million dollars in gifts? Televangelist Jim Bakker Says He Needs A Million Bucks Or 'I'll Be Out On The Street' share.google/0mzgciSEYytO...
Tax the mega churches too.
Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV
And not one person asked him to come closer so we could hear him better?
Hello. The president's continued insistence that the BLS numbers are rigged, political, or otherwise manipulated is a lie. Please stop saying 'baseless claim.' Thank you.
Hurricane season is going to be brutal.
I will not understand those who can but do not vote! I think some countries issue a fine if you refuse to vote.
Send those South African farmer refugees to the farms. Seems like a turn key fix
Not with musk and others, probably Putin, corrupting the vote
DEI casualty?
Duffman can't breathe. Being in Spanish makes it better.
So close. He is the product of a hemorrhoid.
“I was ill and bedridden for weeks. When I was finally able to get up I was a skeleton. My pants couldn’t stay up and my clothes hung on me.” — Door County resident Pam Goodlet recalls her experience of measles in 1963 as a 13-year-old.
Fudge... Wanted to make a tasteless joke about fuhrer Abbott. It is just sitting there for the taking. I will be the stand up man and not.