Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Fucking Costanza, man.
‘It breaks your heart, it is designed to break your heart.’ - A. Bartlett Giamatti
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Fucking Costanza, man.
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The only way to continue Trumpism after he croaks is gonna be for him to be a martyr, so not saying they’re putting him in a vulnerable spot on purpose but also not not saying that.
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Phew
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Nice job Vlad!
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IKF! IKF!
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A broken clock is correct more often than pinch hitting with Straw is. lol
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
I think it’s more than time to end the “Myles Straw: Pinch Hitter” experiment
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
The boys needed that Springer Dinger!
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Second is weird but both people are annoying.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder which page of the logs that Dem or their biggest backer is on.
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Literally #SquadGoals
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure if was actually meant as a dig since shows wound up with a beef but the many times Mr Plow pops in my head I always remember this bit.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you guys have an official style guide for how to minimize Trumps words and actions?
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a book Third Foundation
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, these guys would love the idea of having a milk commercial riffing on them 170 years from now.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t decide if it’s intentional or not but all I can think of is the Cowboy Bebop opening credits. (Complimentary)
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Rewatching Brother Dude impale Oscar?
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but Wagon Wheels and Twinkies were so much better in the 80’s and 90’s.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Let myself get curious and found this on Reddit. 2000 Jays were second with 7 after 96 Orioles. They also were the 5th with 7 in 2010 and 11th in 2021, however the Twins set the Record Yanks are trying to tie with 8 guys doing it in 2019.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
To Buck and Dans question, recall the Jays setting a MLB record for most 20 HR hitters with 7 back in the Carlos days. Yankees getting 8 would pass that, just don’t know if anybody else did it in between.
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Only time I caught it was during short period summer of 2022 when they hadn’t approved second boosters for those under 50 and my previous booster had expired. Knocked crap out of me. Kept up with shots every 5-6 months and never caught while covered despite multiple exposures in and out of home.
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Very fair, definitely something you gotta feel like trying when you do it.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Did…did you try it?
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Most countries have ended EV subsidies so time to find another way to suck off the public teat.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Didn’t realize Monica Seles was a pitcher now.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Every Liberal plan requires some form of means testing. It’s a kink at this point.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Once you have the ball you can fully block.
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Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted
Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
You may just not have wanted a Foundation adaptation (totally fine!) as it’s gotten closer to a faithful adaptation as the series has progressed. In most of the text, more thought is given to how a nuclear powered trash can works than the characterization of any Emperor. Clones are a show thing.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Start spreading the news!
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
No doubt others already said this, but only way Donnie was an FBI informant is if he’d been busted and they made him turn evidence in exchange for no charges. So no matter what, he is guilty and implicated in the files if they ever finally see the light of day.
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He’s going to drop a nuke by the end of the year, isn’t he.
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A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
Look at it all trickle down.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
White people always dragging down them property values. ;-)
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Setting aside his entire argument, he makes good points. What even are these people?
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
John Larroquette, best known for his role as Maltz in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Seeing this thing constantly and from how they talk I can only think their target market is people who are dead inside.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Never been more glad to be allergic to poultry.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Always with the weasel words to not describe what’s actually happening, eh?
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Jeebelus cripes boys.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
I’m not sure being compared to the manager that was good in the regular season but pretty much always outmatched in the postseason is what we really want.
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Softest people on the damn planet.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll definitely get something between 3/60 and 9/250.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
So two things I have to turn off every time I buy a new TV from now on? Fun!
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
11 is the perfected form of an already perfect flavour.
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Keep getting ads for an energy drink called Celsius on MLB.TV that has the same vibe as this classic and I can’t decide if it’s on purpose or not.
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Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Bruce Arthur (@brucearthur.bsky.social) reposted
Aw, man. A great Canadian: his presence was so strong, no matter what he did. Rest in peace.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Well, that sucked. They might need to get one more good reliever at the deadline…what’s that I hear?!
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Bo!!!!!!
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“If those people had just voted the other way, they’d still be getting bombed but we’d let them get their prosthetics in America” doesn’t seem like a great counter argument.
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted
happy labor day
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Today was finally the day! Wordle 1,535 1/6* 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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💯
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This is dorky as hell, but head canon I’ve developed for why there is no popular culture in Star Trek beyond the 20th century is because AI rendered mass consumption products meaningless, making live performance and self expression the only meaningful art people are interested in.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
A five out scoreless inning!
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Always easier when you don’t have time to think about it, lol.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Well, after losing a homer yesterday I guess Chourio deserved a freebie.
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I know nothing about this story but would immediately greenlight a movie starring Aubrey Plaza.
Mike Gianella (@mikegianella.bsky.social) reposted
for all the tough talk these losers do about crime you’d think they’d at least pretend to have their cops fight it instead of doing nonsense like this
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow always knows Raspberry fields for a little bit
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Balanced against not letting fine get in the way of better.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
The Deacon Batista was definitely a dick.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally got to watch it today, not as fussed but can see the criticism for sure. Had more of a problem with their immediate emotional control. At least one of them should have been Tuvixed as well!
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Like JP II’s last few months.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really but right now I’d like…
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Ba weep grah na weep mini bon.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the home of L’il Sebastian, the home of Bonnie and Clyde, the runaway Capybara.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
All I’m hearing is New Yorkers are soft. ;-) All jokes of course, I live in a city run by raccoons.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, the fact that New York is known for having a lot of rats would seem to indicate they’re not that good at fighting them.
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
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Oh you mean a group in the ep, like I said, haven’t seen it yet. Gotcha.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Infinite diversity goes all ways. lol
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t seen the latest episode yet but a society holding conflicting views in words and actions amongst orgs and individuals is pretty normal unfortunately.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
Probably for the best Schwarber didn’t get it, folks wanting to give asterisk for it being against position player would have been exhausting.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Assuming he said this before m theory was developed (and I’m pretty sure it was after his death) you can argue he was right.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta love how he keeps saying gang bangers to be clear he means black people will be the slaves.
Shawn Micallef (@shawnmicallef.bsky.social) reposted
Every big project has so much secrecy with this gov't. Ontario Place. Metrolinx everything. Highway building. A regular Ontario person might ask....why. Maybe one day.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s like 24 in Celsius! I don’t even switch from shorts to jeans till it’s consistently below about 13-14 which is 55-57, lol.
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
I do not understand why, with a Canada specific holiday the first Monday or every August, the Jays are never home that day. Like so much so it isn’t even a random 50/50, they are pretty much if not never home for the Holiday.
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Not my intention to ruin anybody’s day.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, I remember when one of my home 9 went on the DL just from dreaming about spiders. lol Fun pranks are no problem, stairs are always a dumb spot to do a jump scare even if it turns out fine.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
At the very least I’m going to have to say for pro athletes the top of a set of stairs is not the smartest place to set up that prank.
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Wait, is that the ‘I’m giving $10,000 to a random follow’ guy? Much more important things but remains crazy that being a weird grifter is the only qualification required by this admin.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
I meant more as a collective whole but yeah, it becomes a churn either way and most pitchers will certainly rather millions of dollars with the occasional year off than journeyman style careers.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social)
I wonder why pitchers get hurt so much more than they used to. Of course, if starters still did the 90% effort thing of yesteryear half of all ballgames would have the scores of low scoring football games.
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Sad that in this day and age people are triggered by inclusive language in legal documentation but reactionaries gotta reactionary I guess.
Neal (@jayfan.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Could that also have something to do with why it’s called a V-neck?! lol
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