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Jayjaybee#52

@jayjaybee52.bsky.social

🐝 old enough to know better..but I just can't help myself...chronic underachiever...living on the Bellarine... Wadawurrung country

created September 4, 2024

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Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

If I spot some, rest assured I'll let you know...

3/9/2025, 8:25:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sovereign Citizens notify police of their intentions...doesn't sound terribly Sovereign Citizeny

3/9/2025, 8:14:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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excellent! gold star!

3/9/2025, 8:10:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I dunno, I find your bsky musings rather good (and interesting)

3/9/2025, 8:05:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Billy Connolly used to say (of himself I think) "windswept and interesting"

3/9/2025, 7:58:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would JDV command the iron clad loyalty and support of the MAGA faithfull?.

3/9/2025, 7:56:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

3/9/2025, 7:42:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shitweasel Miller?

2/9/2025, 9:25:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:24:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"had a stroke on the toilet"...snigger

2/9/2025, 9:21:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like on the orders of Shitweasel Miller

2/9/2025, 4:32:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Gary Met Sally

2/9/2025, 3:22:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dirty Gary

2/9/2025, 3:20:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always takes a bit o' wind out of the sails

1/9/2025, 10:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if you will (can) a Reform govt taking the UK back in....

1/9/2025, 9:01:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

Overheard in Waitrose: Sebastian stop hitting your sister, or you won't get any Brioche! Not sure all these are legit...but I've shopped in Waitrose quite a bit...this stuff happens www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/of-...

1/9/2025, 8:59:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The smell would be a sign he was dead....oh...wait ..

1/9/2025, 5:56:43 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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too late for that....

1/9/2025, 5:54:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't take SM too seriously...and take nothing personally...ever

1/9/2025, 5:52:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CAPITALISM...surely....

1/9/2025, 5:46:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One or the other...I'm not bothered which

1/9/2025, 5:43:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Priceless!

1/9/2025, 4:12:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Golden

1/9/2025, 3:41:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

Try to catch "I, Jack Wright" a 6 parter on ABC. Created & written by Chris Lang (Unforgotten) it's a whip smart script with a truly perfect cast...and a deliciously wicked family!

1/9/2025, 3:38:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

It might all be part of a WH cunning plan...coz trump saying nothing is generating as much, if not more, comment than his usual batshittery

1/9/2025, 3:33:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We visited the Glencoe shed near Mt Gambier a coupla years ago...fabulous building and history

31/8/2025, 12:40:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My elderly (very English) MIL is in a local aged care home. We talked over lunch today about what she likes about Aust. She said a very tall, very black African carer came in to bring her a cup of tea yesterday, tidied her room & chatted for a few minutes. She said she loves multiculturalism.

31/8/2025, 12:36:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll fit right in

31/8/2025, 1:31:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

obvs

30/8/2025, 11:58:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd take dead

30/8/2025, 10:24:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason to turn up is to make sure the fvcker is dead

30/8/2025, 10:22:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the subtle hints

30/8/2025, 9:23:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Shitweasel would come out at night...

30/8/2025, 9:08:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nasty rash that....

30/8/2025, 8:22:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 x G&T and aubergine parmigiana recipe
30/8/2025, 7:43:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

You've talked me into it.... btw...anyone know the number for a good taxidermist in DC?

30/8/2025, 7:31:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know the number for a good taxidermist?

30/8/2025, 7:26:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5.20 pm on the Bellarine...prepping dinner...pondering a G&T....checking bsky...wondering about all the NOISE...too good to be true methinks.

30/8/2025, 7:21:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

is it getting a little late over there?...or is it a little early?

30/8/2025, 7:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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snigger...

30/8/2025, 7:13:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

30/8/2025, 7:12:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've done it, ahem, a couple of times...it's never pretty

30/8/2025, 6:56:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

How about coughing halfway through that big gulp...THAT is too much

30/8/2025, 4:59:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched a vid of him from late last year...nonsense of course...but his speech was clear and reasonably logical...then I watched something from 3 weeks ago..incoherent gobbledygook (& he looks seriously unwell)...who knows....

30/8/2025, 4:57:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

Fmr Aust PM Paul Keating once described a verbal attack by an opponent as "like being flogged by a warm lettuce"...cue Chuck Schumer

30/8/2025, 1:56:46 AM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been trying to find the right word to describe him...I've just thought of it... The Shitweasel

30/8/2025, 1:50:25 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad you mentioned HM first....

30/8/2025, 1:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

ermmm...wow!

30/8/2025, 1:42:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍

30/8/2025, 1:37:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the same...the cast is very good (not 100% convinced by Pierce Brosnan's Roy...but that's a minor quibble)...everybody looks to be really enjoying themselves...none more so than Ben Kingsley! and it's not that twee.

30/8/2025, 12:49:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1, 2, miss a few, 5,999,999, 6,000,000 how's that?

29/8/2025, 11:54:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately I clocked that after commenting...oh well...

29/8/2025, 11:44:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republican ...obvs

29/8/2025, 11:43:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lived to a ripe old age...apparently

29/8/2025, 11:41:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Florida has had Democratic governors...

29/8/2025, 9:12:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sense 🐂 💩...

29/8/2025, 7:41:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've often wondered about the similarities between Florida (deep south) and Queensland (deep north) *Closer to the equator *Warm tropical climates *Cyclones/hurricanes *Retiree hotspots *Ultra conservative politics *>fair share of redneck pollies

29/8/2025, 7:28:05 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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C 👀 kers

29/8/2025, 7:22:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So many jackasses..

29/8/2025, 5:32:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

He makes it sound so simple to resist, to rally support and to provide genuine, people focussed rhetoric...but it can't be THAT simple or every one of the heavyweight Dems would be doing it every hour of every day..wouldn't they?

29/8/2025, 5:00:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

add me to your list

29/8/2025, 2:37:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a speccy!

29/8/2025, 1:21:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

I can imagine he saw you as a familiar face...but his brain wasn't quite fully engaged before his mouth began to drive...

29/8/2025, 1:20:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#BeirutBob

29/8/2025, 12:59:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it's incredibly childish...but... #BeirutBob

29/8/2025, 12:57:50 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

prayer, powerful or not, hasn't worked for a tick over 2,000 years...nothing to suggest it's going to start now.

29/8/2025, 12:53:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My thoughts..the second cup of coffee is never, ever as good as the first.

28/8/2025, 10:36:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🗡️ 👑

28/8/2025, 10:35:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For heaven's sake!!! stop with the Beirut Bob already #BeirutBob

28/8/2025, 11:51:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beirut Bob! 😂🤣😅🤣

28/8/2025, 11:47:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏👏👏

28/8/2025, 11:37:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

27/8/2025, 9:16:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

That figures

27/8/2025, 8:54:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

FWIW...I thought "Freeman" was a dodgy name from the start.

27/8/2025, 5:09:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is gonna get very messy

27/8/2025, 4:14:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not quite as bad as seeing you've got a big hairy booger NOT in your nose

27/8/2025, 3:18:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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here for it!

27/8/2025, 2:07:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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to his friends...Pete The Knife

26/8/2025, 12:00:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a very gourd joke!

26/8/2025, 11:40:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muttering something about a thorn between two roses...

26/8/2025, 9:35:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They certainly don't have simple answers

26/8/2025, 8:41:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmmm....hellscape

26/8/2025, 8:38:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

The UK (which is BTW a nett importer) is forecast to produce 896,000 tonnes of beef in 2025. Under the FTA Aust can export 35,000 tariff free tonnes to the UK annually (6,295 tonnes so far in 2025). Knock yourself out explaining how 4% is flooding the market.

26/8/2025, 3:32:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

The point isn't nostalgia...it's international trade...nobody (and I mean NOBODY) in Aust gets their knickers in a twist about McVitie's, Colman's, Irn Bru, Walkers, Branston, Yorkshire tea in the way you're getting agitated about meat. The market will sort out whether Oz beef works or not.

26/8/2025, 3:20:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would Newsom be likely to figure in a presidential race?..whatever... he's out there, balls 'n all, taking the fight to MAGA.

26/8/2025, 2:53:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Morrisons British Sirloin Steak £30.84kg *Coles No Added Hormone porterhouse $42.22kg I'll help you with the maths...Coles £20.20kg I've eaten a lot of both...and I'd never say Morrisons is higher quality...

26/8/2025, 2:46:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

60% of the Aust beef herd is hormone free. If hormone treated beef appears in UK shops that is because of decisions taken by the UK. More than 90% of beef sold in Aust supermarkets is hormone free. Almost all hormone treated Aust beef is exported to markets that accept it.

26/8/2025, 2:34:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent....thank you

25/8/2025, 12:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oooh...rubber wear...I might need to sit down

25/8/2025, 9:04:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American coffee

25/8/2025, 9:03:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FLARHAL sounds a bit, ya know, Scandinavian...

25/8/2025, 8:42:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You reckon you still have a constitution?you guys crack me up

25/8/2025, 8:34:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aussie courts will steadfastly uphold the constitution right up until the point they don't...

25/8/2025, 8:31:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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worth it though

25/8/2025, 8:28:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Litchfield NP has hundreds (maybe thousands?) of these weirdly aligned mounds...a bit other worldly...

25/8/2025, 8:08:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayjaybee#52 (@jayjaybee52.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to my local Coles supermarket and saw some McVities Hobnobs. They don't look as good as Arnotts ANZACS. Noted other customers saying the UK, well those have travelled a long way & put them back on the shelf.

24/8/2025, 10:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all those slippery suds

24/8/2025, 11:18:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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any of those will do

24/8/2025, 6:49:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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respect 👊

24/8/2025, 12:25:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't help thinking they're playing with the word "list"...maybe it's not an actual list so technically they're not lying...but...maybe it's a catalog, a register, an accumulation of names ...

24/8/2025, 12:22:39 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view