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Joe Gaumer

@jdgaumer.bsky.social

Music lover, animal lover, democracy lover. Spreading happiness wherever I can.

created January 21, 2025

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Mark Alford is an insufferable douche bag

2/9/2025, 10:22:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Good riddance you deplorable human being

2/9/2025, 5:59:14 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

2/9/2025, 5:57:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

He's trying to blow shit up before the victims press conference. This won't go well for him. I BELIEVE THE VICTIMS

2/9/2025, 3:22:34 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, Adrian!

2/9/2025, 2:14:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC

2/9/2025, 12:42:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

The House committee will twist their words like a fucking pretzel

1/9/2025, 10:59:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They won't put him in front of the American people. They would rather cover it up.

1/9/2025, 5:38:27 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sure can't wait for it to get here. I'm in AZ as well and I am pretty much over summer at this point

1/9/2025, 5:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

She was never a Democrat, she was an opportunist

1/9/2025, 4:15:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

He sure as hell didn't write this

1/9/2025, 3:41:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Notice that it was posted at 6:54 PM? He will be up at midnight spouting his bullshit.

1/9/2025, 3:30:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

His golfing days are over

1/9/2025, 2:24:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

That would suffice

1/9/2025, 2:10:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish her uterine wall would collapse

1/9/2025, 12:27:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

And no one gives a shit

31/8/2025, 11:07:21 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

She is a lying liar who lies out of her lying liar hole

31/8/2025, 11:03:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

6-8 months at best. I hope his crossing over is the most tortuous, and he just lingers in purgatory.

31/8/2025, 10:53:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking deranged asshole

31/8/2025, 9:19:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

But look at that face!

31/8/2025, 2:34:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

She needs to shut the fuck up

31/8/2025, 2:32:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I despise this woman with every fiber in my body

30/8/2025, 10:57:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

He is going to be on fire! Can't wait!

30/8/2025, 10:42:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

They open their shows with it sometimes, great way to kick off a gig

30/8/2025, 9:36:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I never miss a Furs show.

30/8/2025, 9:33:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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National Guardaners

30/8/2025, 3:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit, I catch enough of them in FL

29/8/2025, 10:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll gladly shove one up his ass

29/8/2025, 10:47:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before or after their press conference on the steps of the Capitol? These women NEED TO BE HEARD.

29/8/2025, 9:38:18 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/john...

29/8/2025, 5:25:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm with you at 59 years old

28/8/2025, 5:11:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't have the water here in AZ for all these data centers that are being built. Rezone the areas residential and build affordable housing instead.

28/8/2025, 3:51:37 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck we will

28/8/2025, 3:49:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

It is an amazing place to visit. I had a great time.

28/8/2025, 3:44:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF does this ass hat know about marriage?

28/8/2025, 1:31:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy has never touched a boob

27/8/2025, 11:20:24 PM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

A handshake deal with this clown, is not a deal

27/8/2025, 9:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

We need a protest in DC where everyone is carrying a foot long.

27/8/2025, 9:06:49 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am high risk. I better be able to get my vaccine or I will lose my shit

27/8/2025, 9:04:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

These fuck sticks are about to see a bubble explode

27/8/2025, 2:31:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Best of luck, Erin

27/8/2025, 2:30:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump keeps up with his BS, he's gonna start seeing violent protests

27/8/2025, 2:29:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Why didn't he just give Trump a fucking rim job, FFS.

27/8/2025, 5:24:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

The stupidity IS the point.

27/8/2025, 2:08:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

They will pull anything right out of their asses and claim it to be true, just rolling off the tongue. Fuck this. Only their dumb fuck followers who lack critical thinking skills will buy this.

27/8/2025, 1:49:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/waja... JFC, the Dems need to grow a fucking pair, STAT

27/8/2025, 1:00:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

God damn, these people give him rim jobs openly. How lacking in integrity these people are. "Praise him and keep your job". No matter how much they fuck up, if they verbally blow him, everything is good.

26/8/2025, 7:51:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Ziggy, Aladdin Sane, Low, Station to Station

26/8/2025, 7:46:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy is my new hero

26/8/2025, 4:17:41 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has mashed potato brains.

26/8/2025, 2:57:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Kari Lake sux as a human being

26/8/2025, 2:18:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I just threw up in my mouth trying to imagine that

26/8/2025, 1:22:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Then we get stuck with the upholstery fucker. JD can't wait for the old man to croak.

26/8/2025, 1:21:41 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Fo shizzle my bizzle, it's a homophobe!

26/8/2025, 1:17:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Assault with a breadly weapon

25/8/2025, 10:58:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sandwich guy is my hero

25/8/2025, 10:58:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"A lot of people" = him

25/8/2025, 10:15:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

He did it to distract everyone to look at that, and not the fucked up things he is doing. It's obvious he is not well, between the 20th-24th of each month it looks like this. IV lines to drain fluid? IV medications for dementia?

25/8/2025, 10:14:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has no idea what the hell is going on

25/8/2025, 9:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking hilarious

25/8/2025, 9:41:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

He lacks common sense and intelligence. Problem is, no one will tell him that. Hire me, I'll tell the orange douche canoe what's up

25/8/2025, 7:34:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

All this talk, no action. Would you like to borrow my spine while yours is in the shop?

25/8/2025, 7:29:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

When he says "a lot of people", it just means he is the only one that wants it.

25/8/2025, 6:12:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

They are pulling out all the stops because they know they FUCKED UP, and are too incompetent to admit and just move on.

25/8/2025, 6:04:14 PM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

As far as he wants, as long as there is something in it for them

25/8/2025, 1:59:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

It will be Kent State all over again

25/8/2025, 1:58:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She had to do something after 8 people showed up for her speech. This woman is out of her effing mind.

25/8/2025, 12:33:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Krasnov Jr

24/8/2025, 9:42:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

If your "culture" revolves around a restaurant with crappy food, you need a little personal growth in your life.

24/8/2025, 8:13:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up in Sterling. Tons of great bird watching, we had a cabin along the Rock River and it was what turned me into a nature and wildlife lover.

24/8/2025, 7:51:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my sweetheart Willow

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24/8/2025, 7:19:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hello sweet kitten!

24/8/2025, 7:17:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Black history IS American history, and we all need to recognize it

24/8/2025, 6:19:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9B... Can't wait until December to see Pete Yorn #Musicsky

24/8/2025, 1:58:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this album so much

24/8/2025, 12:06:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever notice that this happens around the 3rd week of each month? Dudes getting IV's for something monthly but they will never tell us what is going on with him. He is going to drop dead one day, and they will probably do a Weekend at Bernie's thing.

23/8/2025, 11:53:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My heart just exploded from all the cuteness

23/8/2025, 9:09:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bitch will say ANYTHING to deflect

23/8/2025, 2:10:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was the first DM album I bought. Lifelong fan.

23/8/2025, 1:35:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is completely fucked up. There are no words for this betrayal of our country. I wish the CHF would hurry up and do its job.

22/8/2025, 9:17:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't care if a US factory was hit.

22/8/2025, 7:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Ginger boys are something else

22/8/2025, 2:59:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in Arizona and am located where a lot of snowbirds come for the Winter, many of them Canadian. They are putting their properties up for sale, and I anticipate many will never return.

22/8/2025, 12:08:03 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's already called ASPCA, they will be there soon

21/8/2025, 11:04:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would they want to come here?

21/8/2025, 10:02:37 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't realize Liquid Crack was still around.

21/8/2025, 9:26:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These motherfuckers and their "underage woman" bullshit

21/8/2025, 7:48:43 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back to the parking garage!

21/8/2025, 7:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WalMart Goebbels

21/8/2025, 7:10:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America is fuckity fucked fucked fucked

21/8/2025, 6:33:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This administration is abhorrent.

21/8/2025, 6:29:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

So he's bitching about white people now?

21/8/2025, 6:27:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His ass is going to get shot

21/8/2025, 5:26:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me miss my Golden Retriever even more. But I love this soooo much.

21/8/2025, 5:25:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

L4/L5/S1, good times

20/8/2025, 11:23:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I've had them for 12 years through my employer. 7 major surgeries in 9 years, have never had a problem with them. Hope this time is not different

20/8/2025, 11:20:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

I am going through pre-auth with UHC for a lumbar procedure. Three previous necks surgeries, no issue with insurance. This surgery, getting some push back. This is bullshit.

20/8/2025, 10:58:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our country is going in the wrong direction

20/8/2025, 10:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Gaumer (@jdgaumer.bsky.social) reply parent

Alford is a fucking idiot

20/8/2025, 2:43:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all need a moment to recharge during this fight

20/8/2025, 2:40:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view