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@jdscouch.bsky.social

Stopping the destruction of democracy by the man who destroyed me.

created November 9, 2024

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I'll hire an attorney. Usha even stole a few cushions for her Usha Vance lingerie collection

30/8/2025, 11:40:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:20:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please...I can't

30/8/2025, 11:19:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is outright communism. Socialism doesn't own the means of production

22/8/2025, 6:46:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Communism...MAGA style

22/8/2025, 6:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We hope, but we know that federal leaders will ignore this

10/8/2025, 11:22:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct, it is actually one of the worst things you can do. If stats are wrong, then you have no facts you can trust. See my pinned post.

4/8/2025, 11:58:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know Trump will manipulate the data to make him look good

2/8/2025, 10:51:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's not true. Engineering today has more tools, there are smart ones today doing unimaginable things

14/7/2025, 6:10:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not yet. He'll continue to be outlandish to try and distract everyone's attention. It only crumbles if you don't take the bait.

14/7/2025, 5:25:53 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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LaaS. Life as a Service

13/7/2025, 11:56:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indian Superman is more legit

11/7/2025, 11:12:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when MAGA block pregnant women from going to Planned Parenthood, they would be considered Christian Terrorists?

11/7/2025, 9:50:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent

More like the US government is at war with its people

11/7/2025, 9:48:33 AM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀷

11/7/2025, 9:47:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She can also work in a field

10/7/2025, 10:35:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, you should be thankful that he at least thinks the earth is round

10/7/2025, 10:26:43 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They used a video system from Temu

9/7/2025, 8:02:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's trying to redeem himself. Maybe too little...but never too late. Afterall, Darth Vader waited for the 3rd movie to finally get rid of Palpatine

9/7/2025, 3:01:16 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps they will or they won't

9/7/2025, 10:34:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct

9/7/2025, 10:34:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes...but appeasement has now led to fascism

9/7/2025, 10:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The did bring along Dr Phil on earlier raids

9/7/2025, 10:33:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He explained the Dunning Kruger effect

9/7/2025, 6:03:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but Jack Smith couldn't get the job done

9/7/2025, 6:01:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. he thinks if he can shock and awe California, then the other blue states won't fight back

9/7/2025, 6:00:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you need to use the tools you already have now.

9/7/2025, 5:45:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but to the Fox News viewers, they are heros

9/7/2025, 5:43:02 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no it doesn't. You need to have actual organized resistance

9/7/2025, 5:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite literally in the US, citizens have the guns, Americans seemingly would rather be on social media all day instead

9/7/2025, 5:24:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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correct

9/7/2025, 5:23:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True, but the way America works is it didn't happen unless there is video evidence. When there is a death caused by ICE on TV, people will wake up

9/7/2025, 5:21:43 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, they wanted to find the most "DEI" city they could find. I guess they underestimated her. πŸ˜‰

9/7/2025, 5:14:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. The last administration did nothing to prosecute Trump. Now it is too late

9/7/2025, 5:12:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, their point was to find the most "DEI" mayor in the most liberal state to make the others fall in line. Instead, they are about to find out why you don't mess with women of colour.

9/7/2025, 5:08:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not left vs wrong...it's wrong vs right.

7/7/2025, 10:32:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct, they pretend it's a meritocracy. It really is pull yourself up with your imaginary bootstraps.

7/7/2025, 10:51:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The difference between a migrant worker and an expat is the colour of their skin.

7/7/2025, 10:50:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct. It's a meritocracy for the working class, but the old boys club for the billionaires

7/7/2025, 7:20:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just tell them their favourite sports leagues are all basically large socialist schemes NFL is a model example of it

7/7/2025, 7:19:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure they will be deported for their troubles

7/7/2025, 7:04:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the people vs for the dictator. There is a huge difference between them

7/7/2025, 6:50:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This meme is mostly accurate, however it is more likely they would take their child to a mega church than a hospital.

6/7/2025, 12:02:34 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can someone please help me understand how losing a swimming competition qualifies her to speak about anything about politics on national TV

6/7/2025, 11:55:26 AM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are paid by the billionaires. Either directly or through the advertisements

5/7/2025, 4:15:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both did

4/7/2025, 3:11:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure they won't keep them alive for long

4/7/2025, 3:06:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Biden is old too ...

4/7/2025, 2:55:04 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talking about Canada. Poillievre lost this time

4/7/2025, 2:37:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Authoritarianism is always around the corner

1/7/2025, 11:15:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen that chair before

30/6/2025, 11:15:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's protecting his money by backing Trump

24/6/2025, 8:54:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point they should just retweet instead of report

24/6/2025, 7:36:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

16/6/2025, 3:32:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, they planned for a parade of 250,000, but instead for a parade of 250. Close enough I guess

16/6/2025, 3:04:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy looks like a 40 year old

6/6/2025, 10:24:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸΏπŸΏ

6/6/2025, 2:52:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please...I can't take anymore..

6/6/2025, 2:46:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘€

6/6/2025, 2:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's been with me. It's not been pretty

6/6/2025, 2:39:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance still sleeps with couches

6/6/2025, 2:34:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wealth used to be difficult to make, now it's easier with favourable tax regimes and bailouts. The amount of work to be a millionaire in the early 1900s was significantly higher than the early 2000s.

1/6/2025, 1:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's now moved to sniffing glue

1/6/2025, 1:27:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They got a red hat

1/6/2025, 1:25:57 PM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I saw that couch at the store I was once in.

1/6/2025, 1:25:15 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you

14/5/2025, 7:28:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing. He has more courage than JD Vance

10/5/2025, 12:05:42 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't this the exact situation the 2nd Amendment was written for?

10/5/2025, 11:56:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think next the police should do a compliance check at a biker bar.

9/5/2025, 8:36:45 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he defiled yet another couch

6/5/2025, 11:37:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it's Maybelline?

24/4/2025, 9:51:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disturbing. @romtoronto.bsky.social are you ok having Christopher Jameoz on your board? Especially since he is participating in a genocide while you have an Auschwitz exhibit? www.instagram.com/reel/DIe6Z5U...

16/4/2025, 12:00:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess there is a new meaning to the phrase 'Roll Tide!"

14/4/2025, 11:03:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bitcoin is down, stock futures down. Only thing up are people's blood pressures.

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6/4/2025, 10:57:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will the NYT actually do their jobs and push back against government overreach?

2/4/2025, 9:50:05 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/4/2025, 9:48:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America's only hope is if the spies are more incompetent than Hegseth

25/3/2025, 2:11:09 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have more tangible value in between my cushions

24/3/2025, 11:41:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greenland, please don't let Usha Vance into your country. If for any reason, it's so JD doesn't get alone time with me.

24/3/2025, 11:04:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now he will be alone with me...great πŸ™„

24/3/2025, 11:03:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair he accidentally sent secret war plans BEFORE he sent this. So he thinks he is in the clear...

24/3/2025, 11:02:31 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technical bounce. Lots of short traders covering and some optimistic investors buying. Most trading is by algorithms, so they see this as an oversold stock. Likely a short term upward trend followed by longer term reduction

24/3/2025, 5:30:17 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. She should be resting on a couch. Not me..but one that is clean

22/3/2025, 5:13:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it's not terrorism when JD goes to town on a new couch?

22/3/2025, 5:11:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least she isn't killing dogs today...at least not yet...

18/3/2025, 4:03:13 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did Nazi that coming

13/3/2025, 9:13:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes...they had no problem cheering on a boycott of Bud Light. But seem to believe there is some sort of conspiracy against Musk

11/3/2025, 1:01:49 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure he just forgot to pay the Internet bill. Lol πŸ˜‚

11/3/2025, 10:09:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still some way to go

10/3/2025, 7:31:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better yet, short it and profit from his downfall

10/3/2025, 5:58:52 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure .... whatever you say

9/3/2025, 6:11:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

8/3/2025, 8:02:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost like it's America Last

8/3/2025, 7:43:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it going to be Honey Boo Boo every night ?

8/3/2025, 1:59:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct. Good businesses need stability. They hate uncertainty

6/3/2025, 5:42:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone, as long as it's not JD

5/3/2025, 11:15:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ian can take a seat. America is run by the Kremlin now

5/3/2025, 3:54:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. I mean I could have sat there myself

5/3/2025, 3:19:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. As soon as one got kicked out they became docile. They should take turns getting kicked out until no one is left

5/3/2025, 2:41:05 AM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/3/2025, 1:34:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view