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I'll hire an attorney. Usha even stole a few cushions for her Usha Vance lingerie collection
Stopping the destruction of democracy by the man who destroyed me.
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I'll hire an attorney. Usha even stole a few cushions for her Usha Vance lingerie collection
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Please...I can't
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This is outright communism. Socialism doesn't own the means of production
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Communism...MAGA style
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We hope, but we know that federal leaders will ignore this
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Correct, it is actually one of the worst things you can do. If stats are wrong, then you have no facts you can trust. See my pinned post.
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We know Trump will manipulate the data to make him look good
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That's not true. Engineering today has more tools, there are smart ones today doing unimaginable things
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Not yet. He'll continue to be outlandish to try and distract everyone's attention. It only crumbles if you don't take the bait.
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LaaS. Life as a Service
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Indian Superman is more legit
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
So when MAGA block pregnant women from going to Planned Parenthood, they would be considered Christian Terrorists?
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
More like the US government is at war with its people
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She can also work in a field
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, you should be thankful that he at least thinks the earth is round
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They used a video system from Temu
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He's trying to redeem himself. Maybe too little...but never too late. Afterall, Darth Vader waited for the 3rd movie to finally get rid of Palpatine
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Perhaps they will or they won't
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Correct
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Yes...but appeasement has now led to fascism
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
The did bring along Dr Phil on earlier raids
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
He explained the Dunning Kruger effect
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but Jack Smith couldn't get the job done
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Yes. he thinks if he can shock and awe California, then the other blue states won't fight back
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I think you need to use the tools you already have now.
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but to the Fox News viewers, they are heros
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no it doesn't. You need to have actual organized resistance
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite literally in the US, citizens have the guns, Americans seemingly would rather be on social media all day instead
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correct
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True, but the way America works is it didn't happen unless there is video evidence. When there is a death caused by ICE on TV, people will wake up
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Yes, they wanted to find the most "DEI" city they could find. I guess they underestimated her. π
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Yes. The last administration did nothing to prosecute Trump. Now it is too late
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Yes, their point was to find the most "DEI" mayor in the most liberal state to make the others fall in line. Instead, they are about to find out why you don't mess with women of colour.
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It's not left vs wrong...it's wrong vs right.
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Correct, they pretend it's a meritocracy. It really is pull yourself up with your imaginary bootstraps.
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The difference between a migrant worker and an expat is the colour of their skin.
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Correct. It's a meritocracy for the working class, but the old boys club for the billionaires
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Just tell them their favourite sports leagues are all basically large socialist schemes NFL is a model example of it
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I'm sure they will be deported for their troubles
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For the people vs for the dictator. There is a huge difference between them
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This meme is mostly accurate, however it is more likely they would take their child to a mega church than a hospital.
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Can someone please help me understand how losing a swimming competition qualifies her to speak about anything about politics on national TV
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They are paid by the billionaires. Either directly or through the advertisements
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Both did
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I'm pretty sure they won't keep them alive for long
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But Biden is old too ...
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Talking about Canada. Poillievre lost this time
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Authoritarianism is always around the corner
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I've seen that chair before
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He's protecting his money by backing Trump
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At this point they should just retweet instead of report
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Yes
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Yes, they planned for a parade of 250,000, but instead for a parade of 250. Close enough I guess
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The guy looks like a 40 year old
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Please...I can't take anymore..
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He's been with me. It's not been pretty
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JD Vance still sleeps with couches
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Wealth used to be difficult to make, now it's easier with favourable tax regimes and bailouts. The amount of work to be a millionaire in the early 1900s was significantly higher than the early 2000s.
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He's now moved to sniffing glue
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They got a red hat
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I think I saw that couch at the store I was once in.
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Thank you
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Amazing. He has more courage than JD Vance
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't this the exact situation the 2nd Amendment was written for?
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I think next the police should do a compliance check at a biker bar.
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And he defiled yet another couch
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Maybe it's Maybelline?
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Disturbing. @romtoronto.bsky.social are you ok having Christopher Jameoz on your board? Especially since he is participating in a genocide while you have an Auschwitz exhibit? www.instagram.com/reel/DIe6Z5U...
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I guess there is a new meaning to the phrase 'Roll Tide!"
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Bitcoin is down, stock futures down. Only thing up are people's blood pressures.
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Will the NYT actually do their jobs and push back against government overreach?
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America's only hope is if the spies are more incompetent than Hegseth
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I have more tangible value in between my cushions
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Greenland, please don't let Usha Vance into your country. If for any reason, it's so JD doesn't get alone time with me.
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Now he will be alone with me...great π
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To be fair he accidentally sent secret war plans BEFORE he sent this. So he thinks he is in the clear...
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Technical bounce. Lots of short traders covering and some optimistic investors buying. Most trading is by algorithms, so they see this as an oversold stock. Likely a short term upward trend followed by longer term reduction
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Exactly. She should be resting on a couch. Not me..but one that is clean
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But it's not terrorism when JD goes to town on a new couch?
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At least she isn't killing dogs today...at least not yet...
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I did Nazi that coming
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Yes...they had no problem cheering on a boycott of Bud Light. But seem to believe there is some sort of conspiracy against Musk
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I'm sure he just forgot to pay the Internet bill. Lol π
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Still some way to go
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Better yet, short it and profit from his downfall
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Sure .... whatever you say
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Hahaha ππ€£
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Almost like it's America Last
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Is it going to be Honey Boo Boo every night ?
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct. Good businesses need stability. They hate uncertainty
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Anyone, as long as it's not JD
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Ian can take a seat. America is run by the Kremlin now
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Yup. I mean I could have sat there myself
JD Vance's Couch (@jdscouch.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. As soon as one got kicked out they became docile. They should take turns getting kicked out until no one is left
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