BREAKING: Guy Named Jeff Totally Not Even Contributing In 9AM Scrum: Press Conference Today at 1 PM
Humpty: When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less. The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things. H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all. DropBassNotBombs
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BREAKING: Guy Named Jeff Totally Not Even Contributing In 9AM Scrum: Press Conference Today at 1 PM
Cookie Monster’s sibling, Marsha Mallow
Almost choked to death on a PBJ at my part time job in HS. Fortunately someone else was around to Heimlich
That scene from The Wire where every single word is the f word - yeah that
Ditto.
Clean this mess up else we all end up in jail Get those test tubes & the scale Just get it all outta here Is there gas in the car? YES there’s gas in the car…
DAWG KNOWS WE GOTTA RUN THE DANG BALL
BREAKING: Guy Named Jeff Enjoys Lucky Charms; Sets Press Conference For 1 PM
I got $5 on Annexing Africa
I regret that I have but one life to give for yknow deliciousness
This DL & LBs look like we gonna give up ALL THE YARDS so it doesn’t matter that the DBs could be pretty good (in between giving up stupid penalties). Also: no pass rush to help the DBs out. We *should* have enough to win this week. We *might* get by WI. But GA is going to run for 500+ yards on us.
Got to Tuscaloosa just before Coach Bryant passed. Have seen some things since. No I did not throw the brick through Curry’s window.
From 2024 but yeah the Hire Kiffin chant is about to come right back out
Franchione: Mach 2
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
The Bake A Cake with My Tears was an all time epic, got it saved somewhere
Perkins was the right guy after Bryant. He was getting us back to contenders then Tampa Bay offered him sun, moon & stars. Curry - good man, not a good fit. Stallings: right man, right time. After him, a lotta mess…
Back in the SBNation 2008-13 era, RollBamaRoll did a popular Meltdown Thread of exactly that - various fanbase outrage including our own. It got fantastically funny & even disturbing while being a real chore to compile so it eventually ended No one ever took the meltdown title away from Texas fans
It’s not about luck when you’re consistently getting pushed around to flat out whipped on both sides of the line. This is simply bad football somehow being produced w a lot of talented players. Was there for the Perkins era which had a rough start but those teams at least had heart…
I was there to witness the entirety of The Mike Price Era (1 A Day game)… IIRC, he put all the 1s against all the 2s so it ended like 31-0, proving the 1s were 1s for a reason, then there was a big drop off. Go figure
Not just that we lost - it’s the way we looked getting our collective ass beat. Team looks lost, timid, tentative, etc in between a few good plays, going back to last season. This is very bad & heinously expensive coaching to produce this kind of performance when the talent is still at a good level
I thought Clemson could surprise some people & get back to CFP. May still. I thought my Bama was over rated, maybe 2nd 10 at best, w potential. After watching that epic ass whooping, we are ‘24 FSU. Gonna be a long miserable season. Hey but no need to watch so I will get a ton of yard work done 👍
He got the coin after winning the toss at ‘61 Orange Bowl. Silver dollar flipped by JFK. Players went into the stands since they didn’t want POTUS out on the field. #55 made 31 tackles in that game RIP
So say we all
‘80s Heart - bleh I was in radio then & still can’t with it. Good for them for cashing in, yeah, but The early stuff is golden though
Me, rolling up blasting “Get Up Stand Up”:
Firing SquaHAHAd…?
Vietnam vet I know went big into Aiki Ninjutsu. Learned a lot. Then he got to train w a guy who was an ex SEC LB. Your skills mean basically nothing vs a skilled opponent who’s also significantly bigger and stronger
Being shitty about/to unhoused people is such a hardline dealbreaker. It means you’re nakedly motivated by your disgust for a group of people in your community and not at all curious about the material conditions that got them there.
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
“Hey looky there! Is that a dead raccoon? Or a cat? Either way - let’s party…!”
* Kidneys: What’s their current street value in your city?
Grew up in El Paso and San Antonio watching Lee Roy Jordan, Calvin Hill, Roger Staubach. They were my Cowboys way before Jerry showed up
Know 2 couples like that- one’s parents completely loaded. Daughter dated guy like that in college (family sells beach real estate) but then he cheated on her, so all the fun ridiculous trips ended
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ...
Always wanted to be a surfer! [handed a note] A serf? The hell you say
Got Pride & Joy when it came out at my radio station (promo 45 I still have). Loved 1st LP & started college as Couldn’t Stand the Weather came out. Saw him right after space shuttle Challenger exploded. Sad time. Saw him twice after that when he was clean & clear & was even better
Not CFB but can’t locate a favorite Henry at Bama gif just now
They extended that tour & added a Sunday night Birmingham show but I found out late there were still Purple Circle seats left for the mad sum of… $75? Out of my jobless budget then but yes a big regret
Saw Hotel, 38 Special (who had 1 single just out), and Atlanta Rhythm Section in Columbus GA civic center auditorium and we stood on our 4th row chairs the whole time and smoke totally obscured the ceiling
Saw Oingo Boingo there too and they were tight as hell. Some burly dude kept jumping on stage & back down just before security could get him & eventually hit the floor pretty hard trying to land on my friend
Police played the Bama Theatre like ‘78. Before my time. We had the Chukker, Lee’s Tomb… some cowboy spot called Boot Hill? downtown when I hit campus. Downtown club now has a ‘72 poster for YES w the Eagles at Ferguson. Secured to the wall very well or it might have gone missing
REM at Foster, 1984. Was at V91 for Mike Mills-Peter Holsapple interview. Mills doodled on & signed stack of posters. Gave mine to a gf; never got it back Saw X at Foster, too w maybe 50 other people
Growing up I learned baseball scoring from Grandpa & thought the Wild Pitch/Passed Ball rule idea ought to apply to QB’s and WR’s
Dems: “Kitchen. Table. Issues” GOP:
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
Dad’s old glove from 1946 looks healthier
So red, yep
ALL WE NEED IS A DRUMMER www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn2P...
Have somehow never been to huge Bama games except the tornado Iron Bowl …so biggest highlight I’ve seen was Jamieson Williams running back TWO KOs for TDs in 2021
Son’s HS soccer team had undefeated/untied season. Got to state quarterfinal. Mistake on D, gave up tying goal in last 5 minutes. Somehow survived OT missing our star player to win on a golden goal w 8 seconds left Me as PA guy: was that GOOOOAAAALL scream a bit too much or nah
Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who chose to break into an unauthorized area during an insurrection against the repeated warnings of law enforcement. She ignored those warnings and got killed through no one's fault but her own. She was a traitor. She doesn't deserve full military honors.
Yes. Qwhite
Got shingles left, flu & COVID right. They warned me & were correct, the Shingrix one bites
Foam roller. Or:
this is a scene straight out of a war zone. the president has declared war on his own country.
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title? Tom Clancy's Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Thumbs Up is so basic yet so many political types simply canNOT seem to look natural doing it. Even Bill Clinton did some odd “here’s my thumbprint” kinda motion Maybe they *are* aliens Aliens: nah a lot of yall just goofy
Every entry point at your workplace will not have hand sanitizer dispensers - it’ll be someone in a MAGA hat who just coughs in your face
Overnight, this extremely well-funded tech company run by a billionaire has gone from “There’s no way we can possibly stop our plagiarism machine from convincing children to kill themselves” to “If you type anything we don’t like, we’re calling the cops.” Either way, they take zero responsibility.
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.
Recalling great past moments in medicine when electeds were diagnosing poor Terri Schiavo from a video clip [stirs potion, adds eye of newt]
Aunt in FL caught an African Grey in early ‘70s (little kid me helped). Named him Igor. He had a great life & big vocabulary
Hush, you’ll be stone dead in a moment
A SCI-FI Original: DRONE SWARM [mechanized bees sound effects done w some cheap synthesizer] [heartbeats… accelerate into techno beat then] “They’re coming - for YOU!” [bass drop] Fall 2025
Only reason I built my wind farm, just so I can launch swarms of drone attacks or whatever ludicrous BS he said
Every one get in line for your SickFilA sandwiches
Think I’ll go for a walk
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Súper Bar coincided w me doing a lot of weekend road bike rides. Sunday night at Wendy’s, I’d pretty much pull up a chair and tuck in And: What did it cost, like $6.99?
YOB YOB WHERE’S MY YOB www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_r...
“Covert”? What gave it away, were the goobers just rolling down the street trying to give out MAGA hats…?
Got so mad the 1st time I heard it because my band did it the same way back in 19 effin 83
All this tailgate foods talk going on at work and NOBODY is bringing in any early snacks or samples (cookies, cupcakes, nada)
We have a *very similar degree of pervasive evil* in perpetual vote-suppression tactics (registration hurdles; intentional polling place access + machine issues, etc) so yeah, fight on
We live near a former Sears AND also Toys R Us. Recall one son saying as we drove by “it’s so sad we lost Toys R Us” Me, barely maintaining control, wanting to scream “TOYS R US was not lost, it was MURDERED”
Early days of marriage advice: 2 people can wallpaper a bathroom together & survive but the relationship maybe won’t
“You’re overreacting” is for someone aching to get slapped
Saw mention of a big Trumper who wants the woman CEO out. Does CB own its location land like Red Lobster once did? Is that part of the equation?
OK so your total is…
Tried some at a work seminar where vendor was trying really hard to sell us something. Pecan Praline had promise but mostly the entire menu is just about Huge & Super-Sweet
Yeah I just missed a guess on a Shakespeare question on a final once & if I’d wagered 0, would have won. But my whole team was out but me that night so I was like wtf go big or go home. 2nd place was still $50
“SUBWAY - YEET FRESH”…? I dunno it sounded funny in my mind somehow
Got my projects list down under 7 days worth… … then Mom moved here from FL. So now I got my house, her new house, AND (till it eventually sells) her old one, too
OK PLATOON - fascia team, front and center! Bring up the ladders, let’s GO GO GO
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Have lived in, worked in, or visited the urban hellscapes of Miami, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Birmingham, New Orleans, Nashville, Memphis, Houston, Dallas, Chicago Place I was most anxious to GTFO? Jonesboro AR
never seen a more open and shut DO NOT SETTLE bankrupt this company
New Orleans, Canal Street, Jazz Fest. Lived to tell but yeah was a bit uptight because 1) it was a lot of alcohol 2) knee was injured so running away could have been problematic
We rode a city bus across Miami to the bowling alley & back in the summer when we were 12-14 with no adult supervision
“SCOTUS FINDING: The Sovereign alone decides what the Sovereign Wealth Fund will be… divine right of Kings… and stuff. Piss off. Peasants”
We’re in a judgement free zone here
[me, walking in my neighborhood at night] Wow it’s cold, glad I put on this hoodie & brought my gloves [car coming] [driver instantly hits super high beams] If I have any pale skin showing there seems to be less panic but the hood up/gloves on combo instills the Fear
SchruteBucks on the BLOCKCHAIN
BURN BABY BURN
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Media does love the easy lazy narrative