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Crushed with disappointment when I don't get a Dr. Pepper
She's not locked in with us. We're locked in with her.
This is an extremely good piece!
New Hampshire police have released dashcam footage of the accident
Kant even
* licence
Absolutely love the Nelson Muntz "ha-ha" at the start of this
How it’s going for Trump at the Saturday Night Demolition Derby at the Three County Fair in Northampton Massachusetts
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I believe I have an idea how arrogant they were
Same difference
Please do, you useless low-energy cryptkeeper
I was happy and content to see this
John Cage's 4'33".. and he's famous as hell. short men, don't let anyone tell you that you gotta be over 6' to be successful
You should still sue them
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
When is the Big Day?
it is legit funny how Black Mirror had exactly one (1) story ("San Junipero", S03E04) that was super-fun and future-positive and well-received and then they unilaterally decided to NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
I’m skirting the periphery, dawg
there is no fuckin way that centre is holding
my falconer brought me this bullshit today and said it's a new kind of falcon. told him its clearly some other bird and he kept saying "it's a new falcon. it's a round falcon" and stuff like that. i dont want a round falcon man
Stop giving all our fucking money to the military! Full stop!
Ready for the next pandemic! Almost TOO ready
Damn, smoking really is cool
He was like a bird!
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
Skinamarink Atari 2600 game WHEN
Perfect LinkedIn post
is that what i think it is
think how cool the prank calls would be
Whut?
It’s so funny that to this day there is still parkour in Assassin’s Creed because it was released in 2008. Just think, if it was released in 2011 the main game mechanic would have been “flash mobs”
Too soon
More like Dean Cain't
im not a "reporter" im a RAPorter. im the world's first rapping reporter. im the raporter and i'm here to say, the news is bad in a major way
Every jurisdiction gets your private data.
it would be like voting for the announcer from Smash TV
If only for this piece of showbiz gossip we had an informer
Always
I will buy one!
This would be such a good T-shirt
he really looks like dogshit
Why is politics like this
We really need to bring back “lousy”
"your twenties are gonna be the best time of your life" me in my twenties:
What if we elected the voiceover from Smash TV
I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Western Mass, it is time. lithub.com/is-it-time-t...
Implies the existence of fire cream, which flat-out no one enjoyed
No idea. Apparently in service to an absolutely incoherent non-ideology. Failure at every level.
I wish John Roberts ill
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
Dantonpallooza '25
Some personal news: I am no longer struggling with depression! Instead, I have completely given up to depression. Struggle no more!
States were a mistake
I feel like the crackers are not that far away
just one more gpt bro. i promise bro just one more gpt and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more gpt. please just one more. one more gpt and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more gpt i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more gpt thats i
She was right to
Paul. It's so bad
When Dan relates an anecdote it’s a Danecdote
C:\Users\g_possum\Documents\Old_Taxes\Archive\1994\BOOP_PICS
(voice of person who's been so wrong three elections in a row, they brought back concentration camps: ) newsom's the one!!!!
Not bad enough news imho
we need to kill the computer!!!
Man that took AWHILE
Who’s that?
I love it. Random is such an undervalued sort. Bizarrely so, when you consider the experience most social feeds are trying to replicate is one of the slot machine
Huge waste of our money?
we here at the DNC are going to upgrade to the Raspberry Pi 4 (totes cannot afford a 5 rn) and see if that makes ollama work any better
Dropkick Murphys should do like 700 additional songs where a guy loses his leg
yes and, also, what kind of Rumpelstiltskin AI is this anyhow
It’s really good! Tense!!
This one is fine. It’s fine. No notes
The tide is high, but I’m holding on
I would disallow those cookies.
I bet he won't even go blind
If you pick those up, do you have enough jumpsuits?
"buying a pint in a pub" no man let's be clear, I don't think he should be allowed to buy tap water to keep his family alive
Grieve Fresh
also there are like a TON of (bad) opinions that would get you booted out of any reasonable and rational pub?
YET
4derlands
/s/know/care
I associate this behavior with the rise of "Not now" as the negative response to a marketing promotion, and the idea that anyone can be opted into an email newsletter/promotion at any time. We lost a whole lot of the idea of "consent" around 2015, and we need to get it back
One of my favorite genres of post is "second person scratches just a little bit on the premise and *pure insanity is revealed*"
Krautrock album with ambient/DnB overtones. Pitchfork gives it a 7.5 but everyone knows they're being artificially withholding
100,000%
play it cool. accentuate your common interests and shared values
This one hurts.
I usually give up and write on the screen
people: police need to be held accountable police: that’s why we have body cams people: ok show us the body cam footage police: no
Gotta get those job numbers UP
The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post
![r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreigd4ytwxolisa7hyct6pyoprf6vqdzvyevq44rtyv4zjeurlw3uii@jpeg "Click to view full size")
I loved this piece! Thank you so much. Would have loved to read the Directors Cut :)
Watch Out!
I am fascinated to discover exactly how this miracle is done.
You never have to play defense if you continually play offense
This is why we need Massachusetts to take over and absorb the disgusting "independent" state of Rhode Island
[FIRST DAY AT JOB AT UBISOFT] ok, here’s your desk, here’s your chair. You’re in the “Assassin’s Creed Animus” division and your job is to be as high as hell all the time and write page after page of complete nonsense
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