Gonna be pretty embarassing for her when she finally gets out and the 'muscle mommy' trend has passed! Right...?

I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this Socrates attribution, too. I mean, I get that we don't have anything direct from Socrates, so I'm gonna extend this to Plato, too.

Having sought this out (it’s bastardized Xenophon), I can only say it is Really Wonderful she is preparing to defend her city-state with her body

It's definitely not, Socrates most notable military experience, though not from any of the dialogues but the account of a contemporary, is "looking very terrible (scary) in retreat." Not really a physical fitness guy.

She pumping iron with Ghislane Maxwell?

pulling the classics from the Andrew Tate playbook. this is one step away from claiming to talk to ghosts in her cell

I am DESPERATE for @dril.bsky.social to reply to this

I wonder how many federal inmates have access to social media like this?

you ask someone to post for you

Is she aping Zuckerberg's transformation into a weirdly jacked business ghoul?

As real as her blood machine

You know she imagines she's De Niro in "Cape Fear"

Thinking about becoming one of those guys who bemoans that society has grown too decadent

She's about to become a Fitness Bro isn't she? Fuck

I have complicated feelings about this.

"you have a collect call from" *ultra fucked up ass voice* *like seriously the most fucked up voice you've ever heard* 'Elizabeth I'm gonna need some racehorse blood'

Oh wow, she's going to use her prison story to become the leader of a company again someday, isn't she? "Going to a prison was a blessing in disguise, and it unlocked my true potential. Money pleeeaaaase."

"plenty of time to lift weights and convert to islam"

Almost got set up on a date with her once in 2015. I knew her brother.

Is it common for prisoners to have social media accounts?

Whenever I see this Socrates quote (or any other Greek philosopher quite really) I am reminded that most of them despised writing and would be very mad in principle about the idea of meme quotes.

*Growls in Diogenes*

Nice that she can afford the time to work out every day while having a roof over her head and food in her belly. And why the fuck are they allowed to post to social media from prison?

somebody gotta get a blue checkmark and convince mechahitler they're socrates so they can reply to this

Maybe Socrates on ethics rather than exercise would be more helpful, given her current situation.

Funny for Socrates to say that when he wasn't capable of shutting his fucking mouth.

It's probably a garbling of Xenophan, or a Xenophanian. Which is ironic because the original context would be criticising adoration of athletes, saying physical fitness is a good unto itself.

Socrates Shut the Fuck Up or Die Challenge

Would be more credible from Plato

In all fairness, Plato is all we have to go on for what Socrates said.

True. I just meant because Plato was a bad ass wrestler

He was testing his body against hemlock because he thought he was built different (he wasn't).

Her next venture better be x.con.

It will be 'ai'

OnlyFans when

Will she write Convict Conditioning for Women?

Elizabeth Holmes working toward ascension to god tier shitheel. People suffering unaddressed antisocial personality disorder/sociopathy make great CEOs, online influencers, and arch criminals.

For those wondering, the original quote is from Xenophon, and the full context was he was (allegedly) admonishing a friend for not keeping fit, not because he owed it to himself, but because he owed it to the *state* to be ready for war. www.reddit.com/r/AskHistori...

Thanks. I'm no scholar, but I read some Plato once upon a time and my reaction was, that doesn't sound like Socrates.

Convicted felons can have X accounts while serving their sentences? Who knew?

someone has access to her account and is posting on her behalf. no the US is not in any way a nation that humanizes the incarcerated.

One of their prime demographics!

Swol Socrates

How can she have access to her social media in jail?

A lizard crapped on Socrates! -Aristophanes, Clouds

Does Ghislaine Maxwell have an account? Has she posted the Epstein files yet? Her diary?

She's not locked in with us. We're locked in with her.

She is so unrepentant and it haunts me. I've listened to Bad Blood twice now and it's haunting.

Sorry for the word repetition but it really feels like the best one to use

Her and Ghislaine are cooking up the next big tech startup in there. It's gonna be called Artemis and it's an Uber like service for private jets. For the customer that wants to traffic young girls but can't maintain their own jet.

Socrates, famous for all the books full of quotes he wrote. Most fake ass quote ever.

Better be careful, if she keeps this up for the next 3191 days she'll come out of prison looking like She-Hulk and rain death upon us all.

Just 3,281 days and 3,281 workouts to go. Elizabeth is going to be ripped by 2032.

Her thirst is historically unmatched

Lol @karaswisher.bsky.social wants her to take on Ghislaine Maxwell while they're both at the same place.

Surely there will be a place for her in this administration

Socrates would have ment men, not women. Women according to the circles Socrates moved in should stay locked up in the center of the home , certainly not going to the gym.

she’s the fraud version of linda hamilton

if she starts ranting about how evil AI is imma start screaming end program

If there is any justice Altman will face far more prison time than she does.

If she was guilty of defrauding her investors Altman is so much worse. She at least had the ability to deliver medical testing (just not the way she said). She wasn’t slinging fantasies about magic medical tests that wouldn’t require blood at all.

she defrauded people for 13 years, killed with a knowingly defective product, and destroyed the lives of whistleblowers, including at least one suicide. the secret, parallel labs they run to fake results were incompetently run. they produced thousands of erroneous tests. people died as a result.

yes altman is bigger. so was SBF. all these people should be in the hole for —— a very long time. one of them is still at large and the other two will probably be sprung by their ideological pals.

Considering who some of the people who invested in Theranos, defrauding them is a good thing. And considering that defrauding investors is the only thing she got convicted for, #FreeElizabethHolmes

Her real crime was defrauding *rich* people. If she just stole money from a bunch of poors, she would have gotten off with probation. There very much is a two-tiered justice system. In fact, society as a whole is set up this way. Fraud is fine as long as you bamboozle the people you're supposed to.

that is true, but we need to change this more than ever

defrauding them is great but innocent people died, workers' lives were ruined to the point of suicide. she is no revolutionary, she's ruling class trash.

(and always will be. watch her pivot to the massive 'ai' fraud like all the other parasites)

I know she is trash. But her being trash is not why she is in prison. Her actual crimes she got acquitted of. That's like if someone's primary issue with Hitler being the suicide. It sends the message that as long as you don't step on your investors' toes, fraud all you want.

This feels more like a warning than a success meme

Im confused. Are most people allowed to have phones in prison?

They have internet. I email my clients regularly. Access to Justice and all that.

So its not just weird disgraced former CEOs hustle-tweetibg like theyre not in prison for selling fake blood devices?

It’s likely very limited internet access. But inmates can email, write and call their friends, family and lawyers, and any one of those people could be posting for an incarcerated person. The inmates in my local county jail have nanny gated tablets. They do have some access to technology.

God, why do I always replace the n with a b?

She’s not spending enough time in the hole