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Jeff Norman

@jeffnorman.bsky.social

Stupid people annoy me which explains the self loathing.

created March 9, 2024

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Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be announcing another club championship.

2/9/2025, 3:31:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:38:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

And then their kids can die from easily preventable diseases.

29/8/2025, 5:30:54 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Been there. Wait til you go headfirst into a sliding glass door. Fun times.

28/8/2025, 10:12:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s gonna be submarines in the Tidal Basin.

28/8/2025, 6:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawn darts killed 3 people and they got banned.

27/8/2025, 7:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He isn’t even smart enough to be an idiot.

27/8/2025, 2:17:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Who did this?

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26/8/2025, 10:38:10 PM | 14785 3568 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 2:36:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

All I asked is a little heads up to get the champagne on ice.

24/8/2025, 12:03:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Roger obviously doesn’t own a mirror.

24/8/2025, 12:01:11 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, he defunded research which essentially ended the war on cancer and other diseases.

23/8/2025, 10:13:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 10:35:47 PM | 53 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you count defunding research, the only war Trump has ended is the one on cancer.

22/8/2025, 10:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll wait until Intel confirms this. I’m not sure I’d trust what Hirocheeto claims.

22/8/2025, 10:01:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 7:49:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been chalked back in.

21/8/2025, 7:34:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Because that’s definitely the problem with healthcare.

21/8/2025, 6:59:05 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Will Noem lend him one of her cosplay outfits?

21/8/2025, 6:13:12 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

That pretty much verifies how safe DC is.

21/8/2025, 5:19:48 PM | 180 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people claiming that we’d lose our history if statues were torn down are now insisting that museums be sanitized so their feelings aren’t hurt. Seems a little inconsistent to me.

21/8/2025, 2:28:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

If you’re that weak, why would you allow someone to, not only film it but, air it?

21/8/2025, 1:40:34 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@sarahspain.com That’s 3.

21/8/2025, 2:36:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Only one person gets to sound like a demented lunatic dammit!

21/8/2025, 12:45:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

There are people who have had lobotomies that are smarter than this idiot.

20/8/2025, 3:10:52 AM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

2 down. We might be on to something.

20/8/2025, 2:45:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s one.

19/8/2025, 8:54:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you manifest a 20 game winning streak?

19/8/2025, 8:41:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ, just build a golden calf on the White House lawn next to his fucking flagpoles.

19/8/2025, 1:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s such a ridiculous thing. There have been male cheerleaders in college for decades.

18/8/2025, 6:12:18 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Please let him be Epstein’s.

18/8/2025, 5:37:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oatmeal brain strikes again.

18/8/2025, 5:36:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he know he’s lying or is his cold oatmeal brain so deluded that he seriously believes this?

18/8/2025, 4:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 2:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing he’ll say to Putin is ‘yes sir’

17/8/2025, 6:22:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 3:32:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

And just as stupid.

16/8/2025, 11:32:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

The odds of Putin not having something on Trump are roughly equivalent to my odds of being People magazine’s sexiest man alive.

16/8/2025, 4:20:19 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 2:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 2:18:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is really unbelievable how easy it is to manipulate Trump and even more unbelievable that the idiot hasn’t yet figured out that’s all Putin is interested in doing.

16/8/2025, 1:26:27 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

He cries more than an infant.

16/8/2025, 2:13:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t sell his stupidity short.

14/8/2025, 10:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Hirocheeto thinks this makes him look strong when, in reality, it shows how weak and scared he really is.

14/8/2025, 7:40:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Taco Chamberlain strikes again. He is, without question, the dumbest person to ever hold that office.

13/8/2025, 11:09:55 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither has Trump’s cognitive abilities.

13/8/2025, 1:56:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s like reading a mad lib. His brain is like cold oatmeal.

13/8/2025, 12:41:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not just the four marriages. She also conceived twins with #3 while married to #1. Her commitment to the sanctity of marriage is stunning.

12/8/2025, 5:32:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reality Hirocheeto lives in is the one where he desperately wants to distract from Epstein.

11/8/2025, 10:20:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he didn’t want Vegas to be the only one to lose tourism.

11/8/2025, 4:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

From Untouchables to Unethicals.

9/8/2025, 7:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will end up giving Alaska back.

9/8/2025, 1:40:35 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll probably give Trump some gold plated knee pads.

9/8/2025, 1:06:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

If you need to hold a secret meeting because the boss is a pedophile, you’ve definitely lost the script.

8/8/2025, 10:08:14 AM | 80 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Raises questions? It answers more than it raises.

8/8/2025, 10:00:58 AM | 144 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social)

A wet paper towel.

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8/8/2025, 3:30:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Some member of a 17th century European royal family probably liked it.

8/8/2025, 1:58:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

If you asked her to explain what special treatment they specifically wanted, she’d glitch because that part isn’t in her talking points.

8/8/2025, 12:44:43 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re also seemingly excellent at burying their findings.

8/8/2025, 12:40:05 AM | 48 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

My bet is that a military uniform comes first.

7/8/2025, 7:44:25 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they weren’t so incompetent, they might realize how guilty this make’s Hirocheeto look.

7/8/2025, 7:03:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t wait for the truck nutz on the presidential limo.

7/8/2025, 6:50:25 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ. It wasn’t bad enough to destroy the Rose Garden, now he has to gaudy up the interior. How soon before he starts wearing a military uniform with the epaulets?

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7/8/2025, 6:46:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

When was the last time that Trump’s team didn’t follow up something stupid with something stupider?

7/8/2025, 2:20:44 AM | 181 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans certainly are selective about which women they’ll believe.

7/8/2025, 2:15:35 AM | 203 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad is 80 today. Happy birthday to the dads.

5/8/2025, 1:48:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

With a background like that, he’s clearly tethered in reality.

4/8/2025, 2:58:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s lucky that breathing is involuntary because he’s too stupid to remember on his own.

4/8/2025, 1:59:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 9:10:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can only assume that the same person who came up with his height and weight also imagined this score.

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2/8/2025, 11:41:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody wants to believe the girls and women who told us what he did to them. Yet, every enabler and supporter of his is anxiously waiting to believe the lies that Maxwell will tell for him.

2/8/2025, 4:00:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

He has absolutely perfected the fake laugh though.

2/8/2025, 3:59:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he just wants someone to exaggerate numbers, Dr. Ronny is the guy.

2/8/2025, 2:14:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’d rather protect a pedophile than admit they were wrong.

2/8/2025, 1:01:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their only concern is protecting their orange Messiah. And not admitting how utterly duped they were.

1/8/2025, 11:49:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

While completely ignoring the cognitive impairment of the current resident of the White House.

1/8/2025, 11:44:19 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not just appointees. It’s every elected Republican.

1/8/2025, 11:24:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will be lucky if she isn’t in charge of reporting jobs numbers next month.

1/8/2025, 9:59:27 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty liberal use of ‘garden’

1/8/2025, 9:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This administration is incompetent at everything they do. He’s standing in front of a Russian made car that hasn’t been in production since the nineties.

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Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not as angry about it as average Americans are.

1/8/2025, 8:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would it be possible for him to look any guiltier short of simply admitting he raped kids?

1/8/2025, 7:59:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

He can’t even tie his own shoes.

31/7/2025, 11:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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90,000 square feet is 2 acres.

31/7/2025, 11:04:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, he’s building the equivalent of a Walmart so that he can eventually sell memberships.

31/7/2025, 10:43:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll try to bring back prima nocta.

31/7/2025, 10:36:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty soon you’ll be able to buy a membership.

31/7/2025, 9:19:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did something stupid happen today?

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31/7/2025, 8:02:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alpha Male

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31/7/2025, 7:13:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 6:47:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can’t even get his wife to live in the same city as him and these idiots have him solving worldwide conflicts.

31/7/2025, 6:46:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Odds that this is the next appointee to the Trump administration?

31/7/2025, 3:54:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a monthly bonus for the administration official who says the dumbest thing? It would be an incredibly tight competition if there were.

31/7/2025, 2:57:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

It sure is nice having someone so strongly tethered to reality in charge of things like trade deals and nukes.

31/7/2025, 12:47:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

Who’s dumber? Him or Tuberville?

31/7/2025, 1:12:20 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Norman (@jeffnorman.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet there are people who nod along thinking she’s making a valid point.

31/7/2025, 12:28:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all a performance for daddy. The only things Trump understands are pictures.

30/7/2025, 11:57:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completion percentage and sacks taken.

30/7/2025, 10:45:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone just makes up an award and gives it to him, will he shut up about this? It’s not foreign to him, he made up his Michigan man of the year thing.

29/7/2025, 11:22:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost like he viewed her as his property.

29/7/2025, 11:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view