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Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics & 47th-obsessed accounts get blocked.

created May 3, 2023

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I don't think of any terfs as actually feminists

3/9/2025, 3:17:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christ

3/9/2025, 3:02:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's me now

3/9/2025, 3:01:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was actually this

Blanche Devereaux sultrily walking out of the kitchen saying
3/9/2025, 3:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually the first thing she said to me on WhatsApp

3/9/2025, 2:53:49 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I did

3/9/2025, 2:57:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahahahahahahahaa Liar!

3/9/2025, 2:57:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

3/9/2025, 2:44:54 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gah! This is why I head as south in the Aegean as I can.

3/9/2025, 2:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ta!

3/9/2025, 2:34:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😀😬

3/9/2025, 2:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No offence but.......yay

3/9/2025, 2:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great dryin' weather out here in Greece today (33°)

3/9/2025, 2:31:37 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well also Yorke and Greenwood are zionists too

3/9/2025, 2:31:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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H here

3/9/2025, 2:30:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god, some babies are fuck-ugly. I have a friend of a friend who has a toothless toddler girl who looks like Noel Gallagher

3/9/2025, 2:23:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy once edited a photograph of me to draw specific attention to particular scarring I have had on my body since I was a young teenager. He then wrote a blog post speculating on my mental health, and his followers in the comments described my body as looking like "carnage" & "horrible".

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3/9/2025, 2:06:38 PM | 69 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:10:41 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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A thin line between accidental racism and a joke as I almost came a cropper on FB. Responding to a joke about a woman biting someone's ear off in a notorious Leeds flat-roof pube, I responded with "all these pubs can only get a licence with a minimum of one Albanian on the roof" I meant "Alsatian"

3/9/2025, 1:21:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate, hate, HATE dat. And have been there. It makes me cringe myself into eternal seizure. Yuk. Thank you. You and A should get yer bums over here and feck LI behind and all its evils!

3/9/2025, 12:51:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beat his wife and threatened an air stewardess

3/9/2025, 12:50:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I despise it just as much as you do and was never happier than to delete it when my hunt ended. Hope that say comes for you soon. It really is an evil culture where sincere self-aware behaviour is not welcome

3/9/2025, 12:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least that was considered pop art/POMO in the early 70s

3/9/2025, 11:20:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DeadCEOCore

3/9/2025, 10:15:02 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

2/9/2025, 5:45:42 PM | 8020 1188 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is enjoyable poolside holiday shite music, such as Dua Lipa, general Y2K Europop techno etc. Then there's Ed Sheeran, Coldplay etc. No two pools/bars/boats ever cross the divide.

3/9/2025, 9:58:15 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday! And yes, that's a shared regret.

3/9/2025, 9:55:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ffs

3/9/2025, 9:53:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some Brits here really perpetuating the stereotype

3/9/2025, 9:41:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's more the smoking behind the indoor pool bar she works in. All over the food and drinks. They're quite lax in this in Greece but it's absolutely minging.

3/9/2025, 9:21:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES PLS Take me thurrrrrr

3/9/2025, 9:07:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty much. She appears to be married to one of the hotel family (who seem nice)

3/9/2025, 9:07:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very much. She performed at Prides long before they were in the mainstream.

3/9/2025, 8:41:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't like that. Scum of the highest order.. someone's probably living with that pond life.

3/9/2025, 8:39:05 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheap and nasty.

3/9/2025, 8:38:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. It'd be a fine basic self catering hotel if it wasn't for her, her kids and her dad. Who leaned over me at the bar last night to also stub out his ciggy. From indoors.

3/9/2025, 8:37:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's an utter mess. Mr JB creates graphics too but wouldn't live with himself if he created that Homers Web Page hot mess.

3/9/2025, 8:21:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the neighbouring pool today as a Manky Manc keeps smoking behind the bar in the hotel and letting her kids run riot even though kids aren't supposed to use the mainpool

2 swimming pools, one for kids and one for grown ups. All surrounded by palm trees and sunbeds
3/9/2025, 8:18:32 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roisin M hurt a lot. Dot followed me but slid into my DMs tryna recruit me into terfery. No sale.

3/9/2025, 7:52:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ. He has a heroin voice, like loads of musicians

3/9/2025, 7:40:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awful. I always had a feeling they were on the wrong side and were overcompensating.

3/9/2025, 7:31:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johnny Greenwood has as recently until late last year repeatedly played Israeli gigs. Thom Yorke was silent on Palestine and condemned Hamas until a very clumsily worded non-apology apology earlier this year which raised more questions than answers share.google/LVP3djiVmZHJ...

3/9/2025, 7:30:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He loved Muse too but went to see them and decided they were "too gay" for him. 🙄

3/9/2025, 7:27:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My ex was and possibly still is a massive fan 😫

3/9/2025, 7:24:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the Bends was NOT as good an album as everyone raved it was. Nowhere near. Radiohead got very very lucky that the right record company people found them and signed them.

3/9/2025, 7:21:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahahhahahaahhaa

3/9/2025, 7:17:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nerp. Yer man who blamed racist tweets on his boss hacking his laptop and his now ex.

3/9/2025, 7:17:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As do most of their songs.

3/9/2025, 7:16:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That makes me howl

3/9/2025, 7:15:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's notoriously awful, she was but appears to have changed her ways and become more inclusive. Again makes sense that they've split.

3/9/2025, 7:15:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck dodging the annual redundancies. especially once you're there less than 2 years so they can escape statutory.

3/9/2025, 7:09:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that they're splitting up & she's moved back to her hometown

3/9/2025, 7:07:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gets you a mortgage in Dublin tho A mortgage that's 10 times your salary

3/9/2025, 7:05:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And will probably be minus 5 to 10 for a lot of the winter.

3/9/2025, 7:04:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Although it is very telling that the female half has announced that she's winding up her business and that nobody has commented on it on FB 😬

3/9/2025, 7:01:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like Homer's Web Page

3/9/2025, 6:58:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wouldn't surprise me if Thom got caught painting a roundabout tbh

3/9/2025, 6:57:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. Also I've always found Thom a more chronic attention & publicity seeker than a Beckham. He just does it in a different way.

3/9/2025, 6:49:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's typical. Screamers here abusing and cancelling people for not sufficiently supporting or amplifying Palestine will be hurling money at them i bet.

3/9/2025, 6:48:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 1997 self-titled album was their best I think

3/9/2025, 6:47:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting to see if people put their money where their mouth is and boycott them www.nme.com/news/music/i...

3/9/2025, 6:43:38 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree 100%. Amazing that it contains both their best and worst songs (Cuntry House)

3/9/2025, 6:39:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah and I favoured Blur over Oasis and still do. Was mostly filler, that said their best song The Universal is on it.

3/9/2025, 6:37:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's........ awful artwork

3/9/2025, 6:28:56 AM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A mate was in the Stockholm Gaels

3/9/2025, 6:28:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love international GAA club names they always sound brilliantly incongruous, like "Robert Emmets Tashkent" or "Young Fenians Addis Ababa"

2/9/2025, 5:29:56 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooooh I'd try that!

3/9/2025, 6:27:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had parmesan ice cream as a starter in Madrid and I liked it.

3/9/2025, 6:18:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And black pepper

3/9/2025, 6:17:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Handle JKRStan

3/9/2025, 6:07:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a legacy. Vale

Pon, known as the Shiba Inu dog from the
3/9/2025, 5:57:00 AM | 68 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at all we have lost

A row of whimsical stools shaped like cartoon hamburgers with big googly eyes, arranged in a fast-food style restaurant with brick flooring and colorful laminate tables. The meme text above reads, “We used to be a country. A proper country.”
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I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt

2/9/2025, 2:34:00 PM | 4308 1044 | View on Bluesky | view

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Urgh.

2/9/2025, 7:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Children are always too honest for their own good

2/9/2025, 7:30:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

2/9/2025, 7:23:35 PM | 1656 544 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dillinja has successfully destroyed the summer

2/9/2025, 7:17:40 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The day he eventually dies is something to live for though.

2/9/2025, 7:20:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant. His Greek cousins are still at it tho x

2/9/2025, 7:18:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's every restaurant in the country supplied with a heritage tomato salad all winter!

2/9/2025, 6:55:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christ, turn down the volume, annoying Capital FB breakfast radio presenter!

2/9/2025, 6:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember cringing when Irish social media used this to describe Stephanie Zambra walking past Ronaldo etc at a football awards ceremony that she was nominated for. She just walked past him as he happened to be sat in front of the fucking stage. How condescending.

2/9/2025, 6:50:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really, really, really cannot stand the phrase "like a boss"

2/9/2025, 6:44:50 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kardamena, Kos. I do usually go 2nd/3rd week of Sept. The way the calendar & Bank Holiday was this year made me go earlier. Its very busy with soon to return students too.

2/9/2025, 6:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all good - just far more people and kids here than usual and I will just plan it a little later than this next time.

2/9/2025, 6:34:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Projection 101

2/9/2025, 6:30:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird Al '28

2/9/2025, 6:20:32 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harry Styles in Malahide this week apparently

2/9/2025, 6:19:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some of the stories told there are..... Where's the old blue haired spiky shocked guy emoji?! 😨😱

2/9/2025, 6:18:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And like I say. He still uses here to get the message across

2/9/2025, 6:17:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Note to self: always check the Greek school calendar before planning holidays here. They're back next week which explains a lot.

2/9/2025, 6:15:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think even they fucked off at an earlier stage. This is just apprentice Nazi influencer tryna get people back to Twitter by demeaning BS.

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i misspoke :) www.bbc.com/news/article...

2/9/2025, 1:50:13 PM | 57 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Nazis

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And the Butcher's Apron

2/9/2025, 6:04:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loads of people moaning about how awful and left Bsky is and yet still using here to say this 🙄

2/9/2025, 6:03:29 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's also Meghan Markle's pal

2/9/2025, 5:47:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Familiar? X

2/9/2025, 5:45:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me when someone gives me a compliment.

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