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Will candidates take turns performing fellatio on the dear leader?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

My local news had a segment from NewsNation that was much higher for Trump. I was like no fucking way.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Trey who? Did he used to be somebody?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a new Marvel franchise?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

My governor.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Lowering?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

My governor.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

The correct number is zero.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

No

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG… is he that short?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

We all know… and thank you!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

We also click our grill tongs twice before heading out to the grill… just so everyone knows we are cooking!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are we going Dad?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Scott Walker… presidential campaign was measured in Scaramuccis.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

We were taught it was a good thing. It reminds me of the phrase that history is written by the winners.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Mafia voice “it would be a real shame if there was a coding error”

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday! You are still ascending… And making the world a better place! Thank you and enjoy your day!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Bummed that didn’t make the episode, because that’s a great moment!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? Did they all get abortions?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Asking Trump for help… what you do when you are out of ideas.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the update! I was sickened hearing this last night.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Your “old friend” Darin LaHood is frightened of his constituents. Bragged about doing a “telephone town hall” with cherry picked questions and claimed there were 50,000 people on the line. Total bullshit.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so fun!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

This seems bad.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I was a reluctant viewer, but loved watching this. One question… you still had the phone a friend lifeline. Why didn’t you use it to say “We don’t need any help. We just wanted to say we are winning $1 million for charity.”

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

My parents were college chemistry professors and would play these albums at department social get togethers. The students loved them. I was like eight or nine and was trying to figure it all out. I still have all the albums and know all the songs.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we mostly want to be in your triangle. lol

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

The Capitol Steps… “putting mock in democracy”

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

“The law was very firm. It… Took away my permit…”

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

And the 64s place…

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Underappreciated. Spoke truth to power in rhyme set to music.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I still have all of my parents’ albums of his. I literally put his songbook in a box two days ago. Underappreciated genius.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Flawed? Hmmm…

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

We are watching your old “friend” Darin LaHood ride this thing all the way down.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean Trump’s former (and let’s admit it… current) personal attorney. As the saying goes, the coverup is worse than the crime.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Good for you. Not good for the Post.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

And Blanche is Trump’s old personal lawyer? Nothing weird about that.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Just wow!

Mar Hicks (@histoftech.bsky.social) reposted

The perfect birthday cake doesn’t exi—

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Even with the NC flooding?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Walter Becker was always happy to make room for great guitarists!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

If you are there on a Monday, head to Dee’s for two great sets of great music and hang with the locals.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Showing your age… and mine.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

The decimal sells it… point one.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we bring him back in exchange for Newt Gingrich? Or does there need to be a soul included?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Start putting them in prison. Work your way up.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Just wow! A reminder of why I cancelled my subscription.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

And this is one he is defunding because it’s so unfair to him. lol

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Must have been before the jobs report.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

The Wooks - Atlantic City Mountain Man - Slow Burn

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

The “cool kids” section!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

“Bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomb, bomb, Iran…” Yes, the good old days.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Bove… to borrow a phrase.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks tired.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump didn’t write a word of that.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

That is you at your very best!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Gotcha-versary!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Good two word sentences in legal briefs are rare. “Neither has.” Parsimonious perfection.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew I liked you!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey! I have a lovely back porch! Just sayin’.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Heather Maloney has an incredible book of work.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

The hangover of just the last four months will last a generation.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

By my math, the Republican number had to have gone up.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t open your door… and wipe your fingerprints from your keyboard.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

There will be a “truth” about this. I’m taking over under wagers on before or after 2:00am.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

A job I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

ALL CAPS! lol

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

And the all important carburation day!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Is someone covering your shift? I get nervous when any of you folks takes any time off.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Countdown to the president saying something stupid.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

She will be on the official documents.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Good stories shouldn’t go to waste!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Filed under “things I didn’t expect”. lol

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

And alive…

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck this man. His grave will be a public toilet… and will have a line.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe there is an amendment just about that.

Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

What a line from Warren Buffett this morning: “Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer." [applause] 🙏🏼

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My condolences.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Bye bot!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Our rescue Mika Lew ready to go for a ride!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

There are no bad Steely Dan songs…

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you actually pound the nails into your own coffin lid?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I can see why he doesn’t like to use public transportation.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Little Troublemaker is a favorite!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

4:24 am…

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s just like Twitter… but totally different.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Peoria guy here. He has served us well and I like him. But I’m ready for newer, younger leadership who are up to this moment.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this become a Nate Bargatze skit on SNL?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, he was Black. Never knew that from the MLB background info.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! Great work!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Jamie Dimon.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

And there is more gold in the Oval Office every damn day. Is Trump a pharaoh?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Cork Booker is the Hakeem Jeffries we need.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep reminding my congressman that he will be getting a new haircut.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Great thread!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the greatest!

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad timing?

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

I brought her to Peoria several times and she dedicated this song to my mother at one show.

jerrykolb.bsky.social (@jerrykolb.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s real.