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The Little Gentleman

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I can’t see anything with this damned apple in my way “There’s no way the GOP would let this guy get the nomination.” OOPSY Fastest finger, dada, grandpa, kinda funny, can’t dance, sings a little, T1D. CLAS ‘83 Good Mernin

created November 24, 2024

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Yes, and there will be a Target on the ground floor

1/9/2025, 8:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Condor

1/9/2025, 6:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:28:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Clare” by Gilbert O’Sullivan

31/8/2025, 12:44:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even in his own telling, he comes off as the hugest asshole on Earth.

31/8/2025, 12:09:34 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True.

30/8/2025, 10:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually it was the neighbor kid’s sled that he stole and repainted.

30/8/2025, 2:37:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember Bianca when she was just a room

30/8/2025, 1:26:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yale has a lot to answer for.

30/8/2025, 1:23:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think it would work. The Melania doubles would recognize the clone.

30/8/2025, 1:16:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leeches

30/8/2025, 1:15:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let us pray

29/8/2025, 11:59:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:21:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will have grapes two weeks from Friday.

29/8/2025, 1:20:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t top that.

29/8/2025, 1:57:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems pretty clear the solution is to get rid of grand juries.

27/8/2025, 9:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have a point, but he is not “preventing” Congress.

27/8/2025, 9:17:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for the insights. I guess I was just grasping for some model that Trump bases his demands on. I guess it’s his TV show model.

27/8/2025, 3:38:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be all you can be

27/8/2025, 3:36:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably not that unAmerican in corporate board rooms and that is what rules apply to the orange feces. 

27/8/2025, 3:32:41 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, and moreover, many of them will claim that they only worked to remain on the inside because they knew that they could be a last stopgap measure against him. They will ask to be thanked.

26/8/2025, 6:09:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“And I’m speaking on behalf of mommy and me when I tell you how proud we are of you, little pumpkin face.”

26/8/2025, 6:05:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. You said “sitting”.

26/8/2025, 5:45:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right? At least Lucifer is necessary. Trump is totally unnecessary.

26/8/2025, 5:44:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he’s having a stroke.

26/8/2025, 5:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something made me think of this … #RightToJail youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw

26/8/2025, 2:53:53 PM | 378 111 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beat me

26/8/2025, 1:31:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here

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26/8/2025, 12:55:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:11:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You guys should not publish this obviously phony Photoshopped stuff. Oh. Wait. Never mind.

23/8/2025, 3:51:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Daddy, can we hire somebody to beat up Johnny? He was mean to me!”

23/8/2025, 3:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,526 3/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

23/8/2025, 1:26:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Do you like working for your pedophile daddy?”

23/8/2025, 1:22:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Daddy, my pen pal sent me a picture!”

22/8/2025, 6:58:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dad says i could be anything I want.

22/8/2025, 3:24:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,525 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

22/8/2025, 11:06:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but is she #FourthWifeSweepstakes dumb?

22/8/2025, 10:12:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like Captain Kirk

22/8/2025, 5:39:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stand your ground

22/8/2025, 3:53:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Hello, 911. There are three guys with guns trying to break into my store. I may have to shoot them.”

22/8/2025, 3:52:30 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember when Giant Food dropped the “Super Giant“ designation. Destroyed my world.

22/8/2025, 3:48:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t take it.

22/8/2025, 1:44:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She must be running for office soon

22/8/2025, 12:20:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ticky-tacky. And it all feels just the same.

21/8/2025, 9:21:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ChatGPT-11: Spinal Tap

21/8/2025, 11:06:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The curse of the bluesky typos!

20/8/2025, 2:15:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stopped being able to stomach Joe and Mika two years ago

20/8/2025, 1:36:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will be pardons before then.

20/8/2025, 1:29:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Memphis, St. Louis and Baltimore by far surpass the murder rate of any state.

20/8/2025, 10:43:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kristen

20/8/2025, 9:54:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes I think it’s #FourthWifeSweepstakes

20/8/2025, 1:48:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could be a great euphemism also.

19/8/2025, 1:13:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TOFU #TrumpOnlyFailsUs

19/8/2025, 8:57:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 8:56:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hepburn news central

19/8/2025, 8:31:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or subtly aspirational.

19/8/2025, 3:31:36 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“My boyfriend wants to do it just for me! My daddy would really like him!”

18/8/2025, 6:55:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to think it was the catsup that really burned him up.

18/8/2025, 6:13:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heh

18/8/2025, 6:12:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where the wind goes sweeping through the brains

18/8/2025, 2:21:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m just going to read books from now through about 2032.

18/8/2025, 2:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It reminds me of how Citifield still has the Travelers umbrella over the t.

18/8/2025, 2:03:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Immediate defunding and disbandment

18/8/2025, 2:01:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Dad! Look at me! I’m doing “High Stakes” stuff! I’m important!

18/8/2025, 2:00:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are in a ridiculous timeline.

18/8/2025, 11:06:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blowhard in Chief

18/8/2025, 6:07:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doh!

18/8/2025, 4:25:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine the off the record high-level meetings that must surely take place among a certain subset of the military leadership every week. “What is to be done?”

18/8/2025, 3:48:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow only ten years

17/8/2025, 5:05:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#NoWayOut

17/8/2025, 5:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TOFU #TRUMPONLYFAILSUS

17/8/2025, 4:57:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Jaketown, Jake.

17/8/2025, 1:21:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yes you are.

17/8/2025, 6:35:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a Jake book

17/8/2025, 6:18:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:20:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TOFU #TrumpOnlyFsUp

16/8/2025, 1:19:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TOFU #TrumpOnlyFsUp #TrumpOnlyFailsUs

16/8/2025, 1:17:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TOFU #TrumpOnlyFailsUs

15/8/2025, 11:25:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Benny Hill music?

15/8/2025, 9:28:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tack.

15/8/2025, 5:51:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh look! He’s creating a rapid response strike force! thehill.com/policy/defen...

15/8/2025, 3:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Trump renamed Alaska “Russia”?

15/8/2025, 2:39:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know something we don’t.

15/8/2025, 2:39:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Sammich

15/8/2025, 12:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Look, mommy, I’m a big boy!”

15/8/2025, 12:48:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“shows”. That you?

15/8/2025, 12:43:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus. My old neighborhood. Just as I left it!

15/8/2025, 4:29:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excuse me, but pressing him would be journalism, and we no longer do that in the good old US of A.

15/8/2025, 3:36:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And when you say “get you off” . . . oh, forget it.

15/8/2025, 3:34:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh dear God I’m waiting for the Truth denial on this one.

15/8/2025, 3:30:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The classics never die.

15/8/2025, 2:34:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, Mommy!

15/8/2025, 2:34:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll give it a 92. They need to mix in some lowercase. Trump usually doesn’t “truth” in all uppercase.

13/8/2025, 1:40:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not for long!

13/8/2025, 1:00:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly

13/8/2025, 12:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude should never have given up basketball

13/8/2025, 12:56:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He really thinks outside the box.

13/8/2025, 12:54:17 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The golf of Leningrad

13/8/2025, 12:51:14 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

13/8/2025, 12:50:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s going to continue to use federal forces in various cities, and then assert the necessity of doing so as a basis for an emergency declaration before the 2028 election.

13/8/2025, 12:47:46 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view