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I just ate a huge dinner and won't have breakfast for at least 12 hours. I hope I don't die of starvation overnight.
Appreciate good books, good journalism, good sense, good humor, good thoughts, and bad poetry. Egalitarian, open-minded within reason, radical centrist currently caucusing with Democrats. And so on and so forth.
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I just ate a huge dinner and won't have breakfast for at least 12 hours. I hope I don't die of starvation overnight.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Lock him in a room with this little play set and let him pretend he's a big, brave soldier. He can have two.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Good time to note that seven Supreme Court justices are Catholic.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we had a nasty Trump-toot yet?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Garbage from Hobby Lobby plus a couple of cans of off-brand gold spray paint equals a cheap attempt to pretend he lives at the Palace at Versailles.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Put him in charge of his boss's security detail.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll bet the seven Catholic justices on the Suprem Court found his joke hilarious.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
... "shared sacrifice*"... * does not include mansions, yachts, private jets, golf trips.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
They are when you're a perverted bastard.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Promoted himself from Colonel Sanders and Burger KIng.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to believe The Onion is still in business. It's become almost impossible to write satire.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure. Let's put the sadistic ghoul with a hard-on for concentration camps in charge of national security. What could possibly go wrong?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Really Fucking Krazy RFK
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
He's been trying to mimic Versailles with a can of gold Rustoleum since the 1980s.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a third grader giving a book report on the book he never read.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Very Biblical, actually.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Since Amazon begs us for reviews, perhaps we should just flood the ratings comments with "overpriced by $XX.xx due to Trump tariff."
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly don't care what his politics or political aspirations are at this point. It's refreshing to see a politician speak his mind without equivocating or giving an inch of ground.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow Leavitt promises to play a quick game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems should wake up every morning and draw lots as to who will file today's articles of impeachment based on yeaterday's infractions. Plenty to go around.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm somewhat jaded because I used to shop at Vons until I finally got fed up enough to drive to a better store out of my way. They did this every couple of years with no rhyme or reason and you had to hunt down help.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I firmly believe that grocery stores do this regularly so that you have to wander around to find things. The more you wander, the more you put in your cart.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Infringement for thee, but not for me.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
There are a lot of Jesuit scientists, including in the fields of astrophysics and the environment. They are quite able to embrace all scientific knowledge, if only as a way to better understand their God. Social justice is a big deal to them and they see science as a way of achieving that.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Pope Francis was a Jesuit. I've often felt that Jesuits, if not actually atheists, had some doubts, but thought Jesus was a wise man whose teachings they felt they could dedicate their lives to.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
He wore that fucking blue suit (even one of his brighter blue ones!) so he would stand out in the sea of black. Typical.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sort of surprised that Trump didn't just walk out when Zelensky got priority seating and applause.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll bet "they" called him "sir."
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are the articles of impeachment? I know they would go nowhere, but they should be written up and documented anyway. House Dems should take turns filing them every time there is an impeachable offense. Plenty of opportunities for all to get their shot at initiating one or two.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
During the meeting, Johnson's son got several alerts on the porn avoidance app he shares with his dad.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as he can fill his golf motels with people forking out big bucks in exchange for favors, what doe he care?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Will there be a Tucker Carlson ball tanning contraption?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Passive eugenics. Directly killing "undesirables" is so last century. Just take away food, shelter, medicine, and the support they need to survive and let nature take its course.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Gilded: A thin veneer of flashy gold paint used to cover an inferior surface and flaws. Much like Trump's makeup.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
That was her lip gloss money that got stolen.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
It's me. I'm paying the millions of protesters. Your check's in the mail. Sorry for the delay. My hand's a bit sore.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no problem with Maher going to the WH. It could have been an opportunity for him to acknowledge that Trump is above all a showman and the show he performed for Maher was that of a reasonable, affable, sensible person. Maher should have seen through that and blown it apart. But he got played.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything JD Vance touches...
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma and Pa MAGA are losing their jobs, their farms, their homes, and their retirement portfolios, but -- Hot Damn! -- they can afford Easter eggs this year!
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump and his entire family are simply cheap shit spray painted with off-brand gold spray paint.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Certainly not contempt arrests will be made under this administration, so this is our best hope. Maybe a future administration will use this record to set us back on the right track.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
It's great that these judges are taking a stand, but who is going to make the arrest when they refuse to comply? The Bondi DOJ? They'll just ignore judicial decisions they don't like and who's going to stop them?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
So who will arrest the US Marshalls?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
It worked for ICE, so why not?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
And then will Bondi arrest herself?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
And who will make the arrest? The Bondi DOJ?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Put him in charge of the president's security detail.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats! I'm a crossword junkie and really looking forward to this one! Thanks for the link.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone, including Bill Maher, knows that Trump is despicable human being, but an accomplished performer and manipulator. Maher was played. I hope he comes to understand that.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone (even you) knows that Trump is an actor, a performer, a manipulator. You were played. He won.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no degree in psychology, but that smarmy, condescending preacher voice is a dead giveaway.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks very "natural." Maybe his current makeup artist used to be a mortician.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Junior, Eric and Jarod are day trading their asses off.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Big, beautiful market manipulation.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Big, beautiful market manipulation, the likes of which we have never seen before. Follow the money.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay cool and calm and pay no attention as they quietly move money from your retirement accounts into their pockets. When the stock market rebounds, most of the money will have cooly and clamly shifted upward.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
"YMCA" has been replaced by: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tXJ...
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
",,, it'll be there for you to use the next day" unlike the miners themselves or the planet.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Groceries? What are groceries? Everyone knows if you're hungry, you just call room service ot send one of your staff out for KFC or a Big Mac.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I am convinced that intentionally crashing the stock market and domestic and world economies is a deliberate ploy to quickly move wealth into the pockets of Trump and his oligarch cronies around the world. Once the desperate are driven out, they will buy everything at fire sale prices.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
This is simply retaliation against a perceived lewd and lascivious species because of those two male penguins in the Central Park Zoo who had the audacity to raise an orphaned chick together.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
This wonderful man would never let his 94 yo MIL starve. The solution is just for all those old people who rely on Social Security to make sure they have billionaire sons-in-law. Use you brains, people!
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're too old, incapacitated, ill, or poor to get yourself to a Social Security office and wait in line for 6 hours, who need you anyway? Why are you breathing air that belongs to "producers?"
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Bunch of sissies thinking they deserve clean air and water at the government's expense. Air and water filters for your homes and businesses are widely available. Why don't you just give up all that avocado toast and Starbucks and install those and quit whining? Snowflakes...
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently depriving a multi-billionaire of a few bucks is much, much worse than depriving Grandma of her entire means of support, people of their jobs, and kids of food.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I saved over $200 this week by not buying groceries. We're quite hungry and a little weak and lightheaded, but my checking account looks great! Thinking of not making the house payment this month for even more savings!
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
And simple math tells us that 47% are morons.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
This would have bigger repercussions than people realize. Government docs would no longer be available in other languages. Private companies would no longer be encouraged to communicate in other languages. This would put people not fluent in English at a disadvantate... which is the point.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, yeah, yeah... and Diet Coke is the official drink, and KFC is the official food, and golf is the official national sport, and Depends is the official adult diaper, and extra small is the official condom size...
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social)
SOTU: All democrats (and allies) should wear black. Remain seated as he enters. Once he takes the podium, stand and turn their backs. Remain standing, backs turned, heads bowed and silent during his entire blathering. Bonus points for an upside-down U.S. flag on the back of their jackets.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social)
Why aren't the House democrats filing articles of impeachment every time he does something illegal? Yes, they would go nowhere at this point, but it would be an official chronicle of every crime and/or misdemeanor. At least it would be doing SOMETHING and might just catch the media's attention.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
They've always been too concerned with pleasing everyone which makes it impossible to please anyone. They're way too "nice" and won't fudge a rule let alone break one. Bringing nerf darts to a gun fight.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a hard time even reading their post any more. They just tell me the latest horrible thing he's done, which I already saw, and then wring their hands and tell me how terrible he is. Really? Who knew?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
At a bare minimum, they should be filing articles of impeachment every time he does something illegal. Yes, they would go nowhere at this point, but there would be a chronicle of all the high crimes and misdemeanors that have occurred. Maybe the media would pay attention to those.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
All wear black. When he takes the podium, stand up and turn your back. Remain standing with back turned and head bowed during the entire regurgitation of bullshit. Bonus points if your suit jacket has an upside down U.S. flag on the back.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Yawn. Wake me up when you have some plans.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Wringing their hands, clutching their pearls, and telling us "this is terrible" as if they'd stumbled upon something we didn't already know.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
He invited them over, got a snack for himself, and then let them watch him play.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what he's there for. He's the shiny, glittery distracton.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Guantanamo? Isn't that the off-site facility where constitutional rights don't apply and the U.S, military can do whatever the fuck it wants to do with no oversight?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the Pentagon have a safe word?
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that smarmy, condescending, preacher voice. I'm sure the transition from religious apologist to Trump apologist wasn't that difficult for him. Mysterious ways and all that.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, it worked for the Supreme Court.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
The basis of religion is that it can manifest as whatever your conscience dictates. Budde's Jesus is gentle, kind, and compassionate, as apparently is she. Vance's Jesus is an Inquisitor and a Crusader, allowing him to have someone else to blame for his own bigotry and cruelty.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not in charge. He's just the distraction, the useful idiot who is shamelessly willing to do or say anything as long as it puts money in his pocket. Look behind the curtain.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like dealing with an alcoholic. Sometimes they just have to reach rock bottom on their own. Stop enabling and let them hurry up and get there, sooner on their own rather than later with our help.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Jeffries will "kumbaya" the shit out of our problems. Get a grip, Jeffries.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
This is beyond frustrating. We need representatives with their feet planted firmly on the ground, formulating actual plans, rather than engaging in pissing contests over whose imaginary friend will swoop in and save the day.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they have a safe word.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
I have two library cards (local and state-wide) which give me access to hundreds of thousands of ebooks and audio books. I have not yet found something I want to read unavailable in at least one of them.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
As if being caught in yet another lie would embarrass him. He's shameless.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social)
What was the ICE plan here? Hold the kids hostage and then arrest the parents when they came to pick them up? This is beyond disgusting. abc7chicago.com/post/us-immi...
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social)
Mike Johnson would have made a great Inquisitor or Crusader. His version of Christianity only, by force if necessary. www.newsbreak.com/raw-story-20...
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
"If you're rich enough, like me, you can personally survive disasters and rebuild. If you're not, well, that's your own fault and, quite frankly, fuck you."
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Johnson would have made a great Inquisitor or Crusader. Christianity by force.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Biden refused to turn over the code.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
The Spanish and Portuguese Inquisitions and the Crusades also attempted to unify people uncer Christianity. By force.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Johnson's "Christianity" is reminiscent of the Crusades and the Inquisitions.
JetCetera (@jetcetera.bsky.social) reply parent
The funny thing, not sad at all, is that he stole that line from someone talking about him.