Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Father, husband, friend, polyglot, music lover, nature enthusiast, world traveler, foodie. I think capitalism is ruining our world and money should never be more important than the people it was invented for.
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The way you can tell the difference is that the Democrats lie and say they're going to help you and the Republicans say "fuck you, I'm not going to help you".
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
I wonder how many Ford F-150 owners will switch to a Tesla now, LOL.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I've had a few One Steps in my collection, but wound up selling them because I was offered a ridiculous price for them. The only one I still have left is "Mingus, Ah Um", and it's easily one of the best-sounding records I own. I buy a lot more Analogue Productions than MoFi these days though.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Overthrow the government.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
This is my favorite Monk album. I've never heard the One Step version of it, but my Impex pressing sure sounds fantastic!
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
BUST: a haiku bubble bursts again electric wealth disappears money isn't real
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, well orange Cheetoh Jesus is fucking those hard-working families in the ass, and so no, I won't STFU. If your father was involved in helping him buy up all that land then it's your family who is part of the problem, and no wonder you're fucking defending them. POS capitalist pigs.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh? Is it a liberal myth that the largest single owner of farmland in the United States is Bill Gates? I guess he has a "family" so sure, let's call him a "family farmer".
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Getting ready to go out tomorrow to stock up on fish sauce and rice before I can't afford them anymore feels a hell of a lot like early pandemic days. Only there's no pandemic. There's just a fucking madman ruining all of our lives on purpose.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
What about the ones who go into default, and the banks take the land away from them? Do you think the banks will be concerned with ethical distribution of farmland and refuse to sell to corporate entities? Something tells me they will just be complicit.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
D'ope, joke's on you, you're money's not worth anything now no matter WHERE it is, LOLOLOLOL. tHe sYsTeM'S nOt pErFeCt bUt iT'S th' BEST wE'vE gOt! HUR HUR HUR. I fucking hate it here.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I, as an American, once again feel compelled to apologize for what a chaotic dumpster fire my country has become. Please let me come be in your country for a while. Whoever and wherever "you" might be, it's an open plea. Mine is broken, and my family is getting scared here.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I also did not listen to King Gizzard & etc etc because of their name, then saw them live at a festival I was at and they blew my mind. I also avoided Viagra Boys for several years and now consider them one of the better extant bands out there.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
This entire album is fantastic, but I would have bought it just for the title track Magossa. It wasn't an easy score on vinyl, but it was worth it as I don't imagine it will ever be repressed. Amadou & Mariam Welcome to Mali
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Tesla was free with a $5000 rebate I would take it from Tesla because the financial loss involved would hurt them. I would then donate the Tesla to a bonfire. They can't say I'm a terrorist if it's my own property, right? He can't believe I'd be dumb enough to be seen driving a new Tesla.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
The useful idiot is turning out to be a lot less useful than they predicted he'd be.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
THEY will profit from it. The rest of us will start going bankrupt and the things we own will lose value so that they can purchase it all at a discount in the fire sale.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Kudos for patiently holding his hand and guiding him to the answers he is apparently seeking. He obviously needs the help.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
"Made from scratch!" - This means they used ingredients to cook it. Why is that surprising? "Made with REAL bacon!" - Is there synthetic bacon? "100% Pure Beef!" - Ummm... really? What else would it be? These phrases are only evidence that we are living in a dystopian capitalist hellhole.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
This is part of the plan. The billionaires want to force us out of our homes so they can buy them at a discount and then force us all to be renters. Corporate commodification of residential real estate is the reason homes are so expensive. They've been doing it for years already.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
He's too lazy to be bothered by it, it would have interfered with his important "let's see what they're saying about me on the cable news networks" time.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that one of the things that is most important is getting rid of a Senate that provides two seats for every state regardless of population. This paradigm is one of the largest mistakes that was made in the design of our government. The electoral college is another massive failure.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm American and I agree. I hope they also allow some of us to petition for asylum - it's getting dangerous here for some of us.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I work at a very large R1 university. Just a few days ago ICE began kidnapping foreign grad students off of our campus. I think that driving away the foreign students is just part of the plan. The other part is to destroy our universities and research institutions.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
For most people in this country a sense of community has been completely lost and/or destroyed. They do not want us to regain it. The only sense of community they want us to enjoy is the one that comes from being a member of the cult.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
ICE has begun kidnapping graduate students from my workplace campus.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
It can be reformed by placing it inside the fires that it started.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately accurate - I won't name my employer explicitly, but one department we have is a non-revenue generating group whose purpose is to provide financial management assistance and education to independent farmers. It is likely to be shuttered because all its federal funding has been axed.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a great compilation to start with. You should be able to find it on Bandcamp, or even YouTube. Widely available on vinyl atm as well. If you like it let me know and we can expand the conversation. :-)
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you listened to any psychedelic cumbia/chicha music from Peru? It's been my pet obsession for a while now, my goal is to completely fill a cube with music from Peru, and I'm pretty damn close to reaching it.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
The Panama Canal. Higher education.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this. I've seen so many people, many of them friends of mine, sniping and biting at each other on social media simply because we disagree on finer points of history, definition, or opinion. The fascists are depending on us to eat each other. We can't give them what they want.
Marcus Chown (@marcuschown.bsky.social) reposted
"Fascism begins the moment a ruling class, fearing the people may use their political democracy to gain economic democracy, begins to destroy political democracy in order to retain its power of exploitation and special privilege." - Tommy Douglas
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
"Organizing your communist revolution would have been easier with an avowed capitalist who was a career cop in charge". Not the dumbest thing I can imagine someone saying, but quite close.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for putting the attack on the middle class as number 1. Part of their plan for this is to cause another housing crisis, when people are unable to pay their mortgages the billionaire class will swoop in, buy our homes at a discounted rate, and then turn us all into permanent renters.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
It's going to be a *CRAAAZY* summer, brother. Be safe out there.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
The idea of overcrowded Canadian slums hugging the American border wall is one of the funniest bits of nonsense I've ever heard. To my Canadian friends - can I please, please come hang out up there with you guys? I can't handle all the "freedom" and "winning" down here.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
They barely need any help to get the fires going.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, but this *can't* be true, Trump told us he was going to bring "world peace". Looks and smells a lot more like world piss from where I'm sitting.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Burning: a haiku drinking my coffee I know the world is burning yet seems so peaceful
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this. When my wife and I were first dating I went to her house in Saigon to celebrate Tet Holiday with her family. She and her sister took me out after dark to sneak around and steal flowers from all their neighbors. They called it "di hai loc" - going to steal luck. It was great fun.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Then when they lose elections the establishment dems blame it on the few left-of-center ideas they actually espouse. What they don't understand is that it doesn't matter at this point what policies they claim to support because people know they won't deliver. They're failures.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear, you and I agree with each other on this. The Dems try to claim that actual leftist policies are political poison, and then use that as an excuse to begin negotiating from the center. Negotiating from the center is already a compromise because it guarantees right-wing solutions.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are certainly a bunch of words that somebody out there might think are intelligent-sounding when you string them together. The Democrats and Liberals have FAILED the USA. Their failures are why we are where we are today. Wave that flag while you sink with the ship.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I figure I'll start giving a fuck about the interests of capitalists and politicians when they start giving a fuck about mine.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for saying this out loud. We are faced with revolution whether we are ready for it or not. The revolution to turn this country into a fascist oligarchy is underway. Where is the counter-revolution? Democrats and liberals can't deliver it. The USA is permanently altered, in any case.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, what a cold, shitty response to honest engagement on your post. FYI, I would never post something publicly I hadn't already spoken about with my wife. And perhaps if you don't want strangers engaging frankly with your posts it's you that should refrain from posting on social media. Pfft.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem with liberals is that they are still capitalists who serve the billionaire class and still treat money like it's more important than people. Then they "compromise" with fascists who hate them and blame leftists for the consequences. Liberalism will never defeat fascism.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
You committed the sin of actually suggesting that Democrats should be making choices that support left-of-center ideology. Liberals accuse leftists of being "uncompromising" while refusing to negotiate left-of-center or allot the population choose their own candidates, then say it's our fault.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
It would be awful if everybody started referring to Stephen Miller as "Baby Goebbels", wouldn't it??
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Tesla, a haiku: A burning Tesla Brightens the night with its flames Where's the marshmallows?
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
It dawned on me the other day that China has not been involved in a war on foreign soil since its failed invasion of Viet Nam in 1979. 46 years without a single foreign military intervention. Maybe we've all been tricked into believing in the wrong boogeyman.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Though Liberalism seems to espouse equality and fairness among races, sexes, genders, it still promotes "free enterprise". Liberals are capitalists. Nothing is more inequitable than capitalism. Leftists, though, believe in alternate systems where money isn't necessary to thrive. I am a leftist.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
What about those of us white intellectuals whose spouses are foreign, and whose children were born in a foreign country? And what about us white intellectuals who don't want to pay taxes into a system that will use those funds for war and deportations? When I leave it will be for my family.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Both of my children were born in a foreign country. They have citizenship in the USA only because I am their father. This is also birthright citizenship. My wife was granted citizenship because of me. In my home of 6 people, I am the only one born here. It's my family they're coming for.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been calling Stephen Miller "Baby Goebbels" since at least 2017.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Leopards: a haiku "It can't be" he said "I voted for them, but now Leopards eat MY face"
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy to follow one of my brethren up north in the Sovereign Nation of Canada. Especially one who has the fungus bug! Greetings from Minnesota, oh jeez.
luna (@imlunahey.com) reposted
we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
"With all due respect" almost always precedes a statement designed to show disrespect.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Take Elong with you.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
A pigeon shat on my head once while I was walking towards the Temple of the Emerald Buddha (Wat Phrakaew) in Bangkok. A group of people literally cheered and told me how incredibly auspicious it was, especially because we were at a holy site. I'm so glad they enjoyed it.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
"within" will fuck you up, bruh
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
This is 100% true, and pulling funding from important programs is how they have *already started* this process. They've already pulled hundreds of millions from the institute I work at. Programs affected include non-profit farm financial management services and cancer research. NOT "waste".
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
Anxiety: A haiku Inside of my head An imagined argument Caused panic attacks
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social)
First post on Bluesky: We have no choice except revolution. The MAGA revolution is well underway - we can either swallow it as they shove it down our throats, or we can start a counter-revolution on our terms. Either way - revolution is here. Theirs or ours - which do you choose?
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not though. Be kind to the people who you know deserve it. Be kind despite the anxiety and frustration. Love and respect for each other is something the fascists don't have and it is one of the strongest weapons we have against them. They can't take it away from us if it isn't up for grabs.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been saying for a while that the most punk rock thing that any of us can do is to continue to find joy in life, to be unapologetically kind to one another, and to refuse to give in to the angst, fear, and frustration. Remain yourself. It's literally the thing they want to take from you most.
Sir Drake Francis (@jfcatlett.bsky.social) reply parent
Another failed Musk spaceship.