The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Retired & loves his dogs. Anti-theist/Anti-fascist. Philly Eagles & Villanova bball fan. Despises agolf shitler, e. muskhole and their cult of gullible bootlicking rubes. Jimmy hates/blocks MAGAts, only fans & annoying people. Jimmy loves muting/blocking!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to stop my simpleminded nephew from destroying your country."
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
That doesn't look like an inverted yield curve to me (although I do believe we are headed for a recession, just a matter of how soon)
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm waiting for a clip of him running out on the field and committing sodomy on dallas players
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
how about Cool Hand Hurts, all he does is score touchdowns.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUk...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I recommend using both. Dive off a 300 foot cliff you cunt. If you don't dive off a 300 foot cliff you're a cunt.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not add dr dru and/or dr phil with a couple of cyanide pills home delivered
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
body guard is incompetent just like ted cruz's brain
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Just look at the smug smile on rhonda santis's face. Too bad his trump-lite junior style fascist presidential run wasn't enough for the rest of america's MAGA-tards.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Not surprised at All. donny Dipshit's deranged incompetence and evilness being fully embraced by MAGA fools has been out in the news upfront and center for 10+ years now. The project 2025 plans were in the news for all of 2024.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Ending the mandate could work out well down the road by culling the anti-vaccination MAGAs.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
So after 10+ trillions of $ are poured into the stock market for AI development I can now use the google's AI Overviews, which are powered by the Gemini large language model and get this type of info:
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pointing out a minor flaw but floriduh is a concealed carry state without a permit as of 2023. Florida law still prohibits the open carry of firearms with some exceptions, such as during lawful hunting, fishing, or target shooting, and for law enforcement.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social)
Jimmy likes this video youtu.be/KO3l733WRN0?...
KOJAMFπ€π€π€ (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
the_wildrumpus Arlo, LouLou & Gaia Champagne #SingalongSaturdays πΌ βFluffy DancerβπΆ
TommyBoy (@tampatom69.bsky.social) reposted
Can someone make one of these for JD Vance? Just in case.
GJRboston (@gjrboston.bsky.social) reposted
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) reposted
Now I think this is the perfect compromise; it pleases their core customer base because they worship the first lady, and it appeals to liberals because of its accurate description ;)
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social)
After watching A. Manning's attempt to spearhead a 4th down tush push, i'm guessing he can't squat 600 lbs
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
i've got one of those. she hangs out in my truck wheel well when it rains. (been feeding her for approx. 1.5 years)
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
disgruntled employee fecal matter
You Ready Grandma (@youreadygrandma.bsky.social) reposted
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Runs with scissors in the dark (@tevistickles.bsky.social) reposted
Instead of fishing and foraging for berries like all other bears, Paul had wisely been investing the money he took from people he had mauled.
Jeff V Sr. (@jeffvazsr.bsky.social) reposted
Stop all US aid to the moon π€ͺ
Joe G (@eastendjoe.bsky.social) reposted
LMAO! Sheβs back with a new video.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
up
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Sick fuck. I almost tear up when i use paypal now.
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The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
1) ingest some horse/dog dewormer. 2) chase it down with some raw milk. 3) shove a uv light into all orifices you have for 30 minutes. 4) When that doesn't work move to canada - they will have new covid vaccines from moderna available soon.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social)
So what did the FBI find during the FBI raid at John Bolton's house and why isn't the fucking media asking this god damn question?
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Bottle of wine is already designated for such glorious event.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
There is something deeply wrong intellectually with RFK jr. Maybe 14 more years of heroin will flush it out ...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvl...
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The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
heaven's 2nd gate?
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I would prefer the fed's "interest rates rise during inflation environments" policy.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree but in conjunction with the 77.3 million sociopaths that voted for him.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take Fascist Pedophile for a $1000 Alex
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I would suggest a modest edit: Put on trial for Treason. Found guilty and sentenced to hang. Winner of the UFC fight on white house lawn (rolls eyes) gets to pull the lever on the gallows.
Jim Acosta (@jimacosta.bsky.social) reposted
The president of the United States is trying to steal congressional seats so I donβt give a fuck about the Cracker Barrel logo discussion. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
wait, the guy who fought with his dead pedo bestie over who got to 'own' teenage 'spa girls' also thinks slavery had its good points? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE
The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) reposted
βI had a good run,β the former governor said.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you suppose to carry that in your man purse?
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy doesn't care for memes that pander to religion. Jimmy thinks your feed is kinda lame when you use them. Jimmy thinks you may wanna take a xanax ...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah over a thousand people are murdered every day but a supreme being cares more about a duluth minnesota football team kickoff return.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Grand Old Pedos
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
this guy ... fortune.com/2024/12/07/p...
The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) reposted
Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
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Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
here's today's post: "Gavin Newsom, fuck yeah" β Californiaβs Governor is through playing games. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post β
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Starbase Named Best City To Start Family With Boss
Kenny Akers (@keneakers.bsky.social) reposted
A white terrorist, by the name of Patrick Joseph White, 30, of Kennesaw, GA, fired over 180 rounds at the CDC over COVID-19 vaccine paranoia, killing Officer David Rose, 33βa former U.S. Marine and recent police academy graduate. At the same time, he responded to the active shooter.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck AIPAC and fuck international war criminal Benny Netanyahu
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Tariffs are import taxes.
Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
here's today's post: "fuckbrained old coot blithers his way through deranged press conference" β Americaβs Mad King has completely lost his mind. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff β
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy read that the seinfeld cast didn't like susie. She just didn't gel with the other actors. that's why they killed off her character.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy also likes Larry David alot. Jimmy does not like his sitcom wife Cheryl though. What the hell is wrong with her (says Jimmy)
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I was in my late 20's when I discovered it so I knew what was going on. My favorite scenes were the brain room of a guy on a date (with Tony Randall & Burt Reynolds etc.) and the sheep scene with Gene Wilder.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
It is already common knowledge that Donny Dipshit is a lying conman and an incompetent fool that only cares about himself. I recommend not wasting a few minutes of your time to read this nothingburger article.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I know a fake ficus tree when i see one! (i have three)
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
why would anyone listen to that weasel mark cuban? PS that was some 6 billion dollar con he pulled on yahoo in 1999.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social)
apparently this is an invitation ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZ...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
this one does www.wwno.org/show/le-show...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
have you tried melatonin?
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate that your posts are typically non-political. I appreciate the break that provides.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
He is joining because he's a Moronic Annoying Gullible Asshole!
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear - my "like" (or whatever the heart icon stands for) was for the "Betteridge's Law in action." comment.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Christian Evangelicals were already brainwashed. easy marks for the PedoFuhrer ...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim "The Fluffer" Apple would have dropped to his knees if Donnie McFelon requested it.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social)
FYI: Tim Apple is the trump whisperer (glad i don't do apple) fortune.com/2025/08/07/a...
βππ₯πππβππ€ππ€π₯π€ π³οΈβπ β‘οΈ πΈ π (@stevefm20.bsky.social) reposted
Think that new Smart phone is expensive now. Wait till the smart chip tarifs kick in.
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Grand Old Pedophiles
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
"Download our free app" so we can pester you on a daily basis ...
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
wiped that smirk right off it's face
The Jimmy (@jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social) reply parent
Blankenship is a very good safety but even bettor as a tackler. need to keep him imo