You started the argument. I'm talking to you Take your hostility and shut all the way the fuck up.
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You started the argument. I'm talking to you Take your hostility and shut all the way the fuck up.
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Shhh! I tell them that so there's more soup for me! 😖
The problem with this is that's a lie.
It would be great if we could make them live off 3 minimum wage part time jobs with a side-hustle and no health insurance or car.
Stop voting for the people destroying them then. Stop letting people get away with it. Y'all are super vocal about how shit isn't supposed to be when time and time again y'all choose to dig deeper in your greed and racism and hatred and I'm stuck here with you and I'm tired.
Bring it on. The West in its current state isn't worth saving.
It's time to bust out my witch's hat. 🥳🥳🥳🥳
I'm from LA and I'm rooting for the guy.
Well.. we are all gonna die, but we're gonna be comfy as fuck and the burning corpses of the rich will keep us warm. (My campaign slogan. It needs work shopping)
Sydney Sweeney sucks.
Republicans: “Stop making everything about race.” Really? White people enslaved Black people for generations, stole Native land, lynched and segregated us, burned down Black communities that thrived, and treated Mexican land & labor like property to be taken. America already made it about race.
We've all seen a bird in an airport...
happy labor day
Happy birthday,
Lmao!!! I don't know that it is, but like, of course it is. Those commercials bust me up every time!
They have the most entertaining commercials. It's still weird to me. Have you heard the Top Dawg Law commercials?
AND the fucker did pay his taxes.
Omg that one too! I did think Ratatouille would ever get supplanted, but those movies are so good.
That is one of my favorite movies. 😊
It's always Spooky Time in my heart.
Oooh I hate these kinds of dreams. Idk why they're scarier than actual monsters.
Did they ever figure out what the last digit was? Last I checked it was 7.
Woot! Thank you! I learned a thing.
This is a new word for me. Are self titled albums technically eponymous?
It makes me so angry, Mr. The Scales, you have no idea! 😖
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
This is upsetting news.
Nvm. That bear seems pretty nice actually.
Imagine not noticing literally everyone running away. No survival skills.
Shows how stupid they are. We're gonna be unhappy no matter what. They don't have to do anything as long as we're stuck with each other. 😖
No one. Cuz he's not real. Or at the very least, doesn't care.
GROWTH!! GROWTH! MORE GROWTH!! UNCHECKED, UNLIMITED, VORACIOUS, INSATIABLE GROWTH!!! my nigga in Nurgle, that's called cancer. 😖
It makes them feel better about themselves? Idk. I think they look like dorks. Trucks are made for working and a lot of them are doing not that.
These motherfuckers are trying to make the god damn Omnissiah, fucking with The Warp. Other Warhammer 40k references. But seriously.. look up rationalism and all this AI shit will make more sense. It'll make you mad, though.
It'd be pretty neat if it was.
I eat hella veggies. I'm basically a goat.
Well.. we know what kind of freedoms they're talking about.
Naw. He was like Undercover Boss
Professional bird person here. Those are death turkeys.
It's gross and I wish they would stop.
I hecking love the trumpet. I need to play mine more. Weirdly enough it helped a lot with singing.
That's so ding-dang cool. I love stuff like this.
He does have pretty good prose for his complaint being bugfuck bananas.
I think it would be weird if you didn't have any pictures of yourself in your home. Unless you're talking about those weird shrine things people do like Joan from Parks n Rec.
I like that you can just go to a store to get weed.
Or as I like to call it: the allhole drip.
Stalin. King George III, Qaddafi, the last 3 Louis, Nicholas 2.
Now see that's a reasonable truck. Only know one person with a truck that actually needs it. I don't get the appeal of having a big huge truck that you can't park anywhere and costs a mortgage to own and operate. My next car is gonna be a lil Miata cuz you have to look for an automatic.
They're really good cars too. I would be over the moon if I got one.
As far as cars go. The Fiat 124 is a pretty good reliable car and affordable. I wouldn't be mad if I could get me hands on one.
Lucky! We have to go out of our way to find manuals. Everybody wants trucks or SUVs so now everything sucks.
Maybe Gen Z, but most of my cars have been manual.
See what I’m sayin…
Now THAT's a knife
Oh then it's just like I imagined! Brilliant.
I don't think you're supposed to put ice in wine, but you do raise a good question. Maybe he hasn't thought of it. I often wonder how Future has never sampled that but from SpongeBob where Squidward is screaming "FUTUUUREE".
I love this bird 🥰
I'm gonna get some peas today. What I'm gonna do with them? No idea! 😊
They probably just vote for whatever says (R) next to it not thinking about the names or policy. Really before Trump transmogrified the party, people didn't pay as much attention as they probably should have, but they weren't all clamoring the be in the clown show then either.
Ahh the death of explorers.
They're counting on the lack of education and erosion of protections for women to do a lot of the work.
With absolutely no work and wavering to dithering dedication, I believe we can get that number lower!
Doom Patrol is amazing! Yes it is.
Turtle ponds must be bigger than I'm imagining. I'm for it either way!
It sucks. There's really no winning. I don't think I have the option to stop paying. I haven't looked into it. I don't pay much, but it's paying for nothing that really makes me mad cuz I don't think they could protect me anyway with the laws being what they are now.
Why the long face?
Yeah unfortunately. I was very upset that I had to pay dues for basically nothing. The initial fee was like $100 and I just straight up didn't pay until we had to do an orientation where they basically told us all they can do is maybe protect us from getting fired.. maybe.
Remember when he had bitches in the living room getting it on and they weren't leaving til 6 in the morning? Do you think they stayed that late because he was too scared to say anything?
Yeah, but people have literally everything they can carry and their kids and they're tired as fuck and hungry and people are trying to kill them. That might make it a little bit harder to do that.
I'm in a union and I get literally none of those things. Still paying dues, though.
I don't eat enough peas and I think that's a problem because I fucking love peas.
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NOODLES NOODLES NOODLES NOODLES FLOPPING EVERYWHERE! FLOPPING EVERYWHERE! FLOPPING EVERYWHERE! Anyway, do you guys remember Bubba Sparks?
Peas on pizza also does sound like a good idea.
Nice! 😊
It is gonna be a holiday.
You're just gonna disrespect tapes like that?
Yay!!! Does this mean more axolotls?
it was basically rich people doing sovereign citizen type shit, but it worked. Now the rich own the government. It's gonna be a different revolution, but the problem is 4 people have more money than half of us.
Same. It looks lovely.
Yeah. I still love me some spaghetti-o's
I admit, I did not see that coming.
Y'all really need to stop talking about it like it's something you're gonna let him try and do. That's bad.
This is all Queen Victoria's fault.. not really, but..
Can't forget the opium wars!
Hahahahahahaha hahahaha what?!
No. And every year, twice a year, I ask why I don't eat it more. It's really good and no one can stop me, but then I forget and again the cycle continues.
If a burrito is legally a sandwich, I don't see why not.
Sooooo many guns. They only have two hands and way too much money.
That's really awesome! It's like a time capsule, but better.
You know what sounds good? Spam musubi, but I'm too lazy. There's a Hawaiian place on the way home from work. Maybe I'll go tomorrow.
Hell yeah. 😊
Now I want orange chicken, but I just lost $20 so I don't deserve it. 😖
The conspiracy theorist in me says that's a trap.
I didn't even know this was a thing and I'm already mad. I'm just not gonna watch it. Thank you for warning me 🙏🏾
If you're as ugly as your soul, you don't deserve any grace. Especially after doing the things they've done. They broke the social contract, not me. As long as they're willing to kill people that don't look like them, I don't feel obligated to be civil. My logic is sound. Yours is naive.
2024 Black Women: This is the most consequential election of our lives. The future of our democracy is at stake. ⚪Americans: Lulz, cool story bro. 2025 BW: We warned you, but this is what you wanted. Oh well, enjoy 🤷🏾 ⚪ Americans: It's time for all hands-on deck. How dare you sit on the sidelines?
Some of y'all really here on Beyonce's internet saying dumb shit like don't make fun of the right's appearance cuz you're hurting someone else who's not evil's feelings. Idk, man. Y'all can keep trying to be nice to people that want you dead and see if that changes their minds.
The Secret totally works, but only for small stuff... Like a cheeseburger... If you have $10.. and the will to live.