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You can tell the money is going to his head
Dante seriously living up to his name
Judge grabbed Trump by the Posse?
Did it happen?? As of Tuesday, September 2, 2025, 8:01 AM, it has not.
Worth repeating
Belichick finding out the ACC ain’t the AFC East
Sounds like a guy who has a crush on Willie
I tried but it was late and she was tired. OH YOU MEANT THE GAME!!!?? Sorry about that. TMI, am I right? 🤷🏻♂️
Zeek Biggers got snubbed
8-8-1
If ND got the last snap off 1 second earlier, that Hail Mary would have hurt so bad
Liberty City stand up Overtown stand up Miami Lakes stand up Carol City stand up Coral Gables stand up Pinecrest stand up Coconut Grove stand up Key Biscayne stand up Little Haiti stand up Little Havana stand up Back in the day the party would be crackin’ at Strawberries already 💯 #IYKYK
This ND drive is going to hurt
Maybe the kicker with the beer guy should be getting the $4Mil and IG model
Or not
On this play, Fake the dive and roll out left. Someone will be wide open
Doc just showed us some serious shit
Christian Gray with 50 Shades of DPI
Enough with the fucking mom already
Can we let Mario be HC from January 10 to July 10 and then someone else when they start playing?
He made it. But I’d rather the game be in the hands of the $4 Million QB than the kicker with the beer gut.
No matter what happens in this game, the reporter on ND’s sideline was much stronger than the one on UM’s
Right now at The U
It would be Ike the best WR on the 1949 team jumping all over Michael Irvin in the 1987 ND game.
New Restrepo just bailed out Mario and Beck
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THAT, my friends, is what I like to call, A SICK CATCH
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Has UM had a player wear #10 in the last 50 years? I can’t think of one.
Hold them up up for the 2nd Quarter🙌🏽
Dr Pepper Commercial Mom ‘Sup
Mike McDaniel watching ND throw WR screen after WR screen like
You’d think that he would’ve at least used that timeout to remind his return guy not to field the punt inside his own five.
Mario called aTime Out
Hot Take: Losing out on that is probably the first, and last, thing that kid will ever be denied. All in all, it’s probably a net positive that that asshole swiped it.
He might be Roman Roy, but that kid’s father might be Lukas Matsson.
Should have told me that about 90 minutes ago
#SuckapolutekeForSagapolutele
We already happy
I’m sure you know that Jeremy Lin retired. What you may not know, is he retired TODAY. Not in 2015, like you thought. He retired on August 30, 2025. I shit you not.
First Team All-Redundancy Team
Five minutes later:
Just like Fairfield did against Loomis
All FSUSky right now
Last year when Castellanos was at BC crushing FSU, out Seminole fan brethren did not find this tweet funny. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m excited for the Center/QB combo of Andrew Myers and Quinn Ewers.
Looks like he went to Choate
Ohio State’s backup QB is not Sayin. I’m just sayin’
My new favorite follow: @did-it-happen.bsky.social
I’d like to see him try to walk up those stairs while holding that suit up so it doesn’t drag
Coach Prime with some Cristobal-esque clock management there
And now our children are old enough to rea
Was he wearing the yarmulke while doing the pull ups or not?
Used to skeet "We've Endured Worse", post the picture below, and everyone would laugh. Now, I'd get a ton of shit from all you crazy libs accusing me and my skeet of being dismissive of the seriousness of DV. So I am not skeeting "We've Endured Worse". Repeat, not skeeting "We've Endured Worse"
Slay King
So there you have it. Everything you need to know. I can't give it an A because of the numbers. But I can give it a strong B, maybe B+. Considering our current unis are a D, which sometimes in the right light can look like a C, it's a big improvement.
As for the pants/socks, I like the pants. But just like with our regular unis, no stripes on socks. Without some color on the socks, the deep blue on deep blue from neck to toe makes the uni look like a onesie you get at Baby Gap. I concede that the lack of stripes is not so bad on the Rivalry uni.
That was the good. Here's the bad. The numbers. First, they look rubbery. But the #1 problem I have is the same one I have with our real unis. The Font. Unlike The Fonz, The Font is not cool. It's soft. It's the real reason our throwbacks look so much better. They don't pop. A major disappointment
The deep deep deep blue/charcoal black always looks good. And I love the helmets. I may not love the color of the Dolphin, but not sure an aqua dolphin with a black background would be better. These are a MAJOR improvement over our actual helmets which are so boring (its bc of the white facemask)
For YEARS I have been screaming that shoulder stripes would significantly improve our look. And wouldja lookie here?
I know you're all wondering, "How does @jkeller5.bsky.social feel about the rivalries unis?" I like them, with the potential of loving when we see them on the field. For YEARS I have been yelling to nobody that some orange on the collar would help our actual uniforms look less boring. Boom! Done!
Next to the bourbon kiosk?
So…..there’s job openings?
Not sure if they’re real or not. don’t hate them any more than our regular uniforms, so that’s a plus. I like that there’s a little color on the shoulder. I like the big orange letters. Don’t like the numbers though. That font sucks
See how easy it is to make your base of customers happy @miamidolphins?
@shepmates
He said the same thing about my Avi
And how Knicks fans verbally assaulted Tyrese Halliburton because of the Bush/Chaney War Machine.
15 years later
Tough week for Shampklin and Lampkin
Blake Ferguson
Simpson, eh? New man, is he?
Patterson, Riley?
I like how Acuna just decided one day that bright yellow is one of the Braves’ colors.
All I know is, back in 86, my Easton Stick carried me to Honorable Mention All-Broward (3rd Team)
And if so, if so, who answers? Who answers?
Tae Hayes and Keion Crossan starting by Week 10
Yup. We’re old.
Happened to me, seemingly overnight too
Give him #21 and our Whiteside jerseys are back in play
Punter, I think
I'm mentally preparing myself for the Greg Zuerlein/Matt Prater/Michael Badgeley roller coaster.
Great Job Ron DeSantis!!
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
Dolphins made Henning disappear?
When Pharoh was in Dolphins land….
Suck Dick for Klubnik? (too over the top?)
#MarchForArch ?
Is the “58”startling to anyone else?
Cameron Goode for Kyle Dugger. Send it in.
Just Mario bein’ Mario
Waltz in Hawaii right now doing UH/Stanford game
