I would rather take my chances with Harry and Marv.
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I would rather take my chances with Harry and Marv.
They already have their scarves on. And the hate they must have for this country burns red hot so… no they will freeze to death I hope.
I couldn’t love Larry David more.
Q: “Are you worried all this pushback could provoke Trump to follow-through with sending the National Guard?” MAYOR @brandon4chicago.bsky.social Johnson: “As a descendant of slaves, can you imagine if my ancestors had that same rationale?“
He is only 30 short of being the president.
Joey Engelman
We can only hope.
But what about the prices of Spam and pork rinds? The food that’s really important to his cult.
The only thing these assholes know about picking vegetables is which over priced salad they are going to have for lunch.
Just another ass clown thinking he was probably heading towards ‘heaven’. I hope he rots in hell.
I’m surprised he has not renamed it ‘Putin Ocean’ after his bestie. It’s the only thing that separates their love.
At least we kept Alaska. I was kind of thinking that Trump would offer it up as a parting gift.
When he pours, he reigns!
Throw Momma from the Train. The night was moist.
Hopefully they keep the items that get removed and not destroyed.
Don’t forget about all of the gold graffiti inside the White House.
#ProudBlue Stephen Miller can fuck all of the way off. Stephen Miller says DC is like Baghdad or Fallujah. The only war here is the GOP’s war on truth. Their plan to intimidate Americans isn’t working. We see through their bullshit.
Sounds like the Gollum ‘my precious’.
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📌 He is just gross ‼️ Omg 🐥
Definitely great people watching at any airport. The looks of confusion and boredom are very common place.
Looks hazy like a sour beer of some sorts.
I think a clone army from Kamino would have been cheaper.
Free speech
Back in the day odds makers had democracy lasting 249 1/2 years. We should have put money down on the under.
Buddy Biancalana
The dark side these things are.
Seth gets it
My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:
Didn’t he remember that he normally throws with his right arm?
It would be less embarrassing to shit yourself on a Macy’s Day parade float to say that you know this man or that you are MAGA.
Jamie Raskin is the best!!
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Important! Call and Email your Senators daily! Call and Multiple times a day in fact. This can not stand.
Best. Album. Ever.
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That’s fair. Maybe Fenway is more suited to his swing than Yankee Stadium. Could he be worse than Smith?
They need a blender on the line up. I don’t like Devers in the two hole. They also need a first baseman with some power. I think they need to dangle a one year contract to Anthony Rizzo.
The absolute perfect Sunday morning album when I make breakfast for my wife.
One of my favorite albums. Lyrics are so powerful. Dark, raw and emotional. ‘Got a gun, shot a night clerk and now they call him Johnny 99.’
Is the password MAGA#1? Maybe she shouldn’t capitalize all the letters to make it more tricky.
But we, the taxpayers, get to fuel that monstrosity and perform maintenance on it.
Commissioner doesn’t care as long as big markets continue to make big money.
Rand Paul (R-KY) going off on his own party.
Most surprising - Athletics Least surprising - Angels, Rockies
I’m sure that ass clown was on the wardens side and hoping that they didn’t get away.
Why does everybody like Podz so much? Every time I watch a Warriors game he never impresses me. Average at best IMO.
The dark side these things are.
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Attending a protest in Moline Illinois today. These are our signs
Fuck the Dodgers and any other sports team that goes to see that asshole. Not my presidentX2.
I thought you said doctor. So sorry.
But what about the Fentanyl trees they grow in their backyards? They let them grow tall and strong and then they pick the ripest fruit and sell them to the unknowing Americans. Sickens me.
Puffy spice decided to show up tonight?
Remember that one episode of the three stooges when their boat was taking on water and Curly has a hand drill making more holes to let the water out? I think he watched that episode too many times.
Cunts with Runts
It really has only worked well for Johnny…but he played a hell of a fiddle.
I definitely recognize 3 maybe kinda recognize another 2 or 3.
The second amendment. When they start making changes to the 2nd because the MAGA’s want control without a rebellion is when shit will hit the fan. Total chaos at that point.
I still don’t understand the fascination. It’s a good story.
Which one? Isn’t there like 5 or 6 of them?
One of my favorite League Pass teams to watch currently. They play extremely hard and Cade is so good. He should make an All NBA team
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Well done.
More than one I’m afraid. I don’t think Melania is innocent either.
I agree. He obviously grabs a lot of rebounds so he has an instinct for that but maybe it’s because he is a half of a second behind the play. Just thinking out loud here.
His footwork is excellent on the offensive end of the court. Defensively he always seems a bit slow and out of place. Never see a sense of urgency to get in someone’s path.
I agree. He has been a Russian asset for decades.
He keeps it close for quick reference so he knows what bill or right he is destroying. Next he will put one up at the first tee box at his crappy golf courses.
If only they had a doctor for a head coach instead of a Nurse.
But the country club assholes that he golfs with is under our federal protection so to speak.
I think you misprinted this statement. What the Trump regime is prepared to recognize is the United States region as Russian territory.
Do you think they care actually about the elderly? No Medicaid means earlier end of life potentially which means not collecting social security checks. It’s a win/win for them. They will take the hit on not getting the votes.
Except when his team isn’t winning and then he pouts.
Do they even care about the common people? Or he is just worried about his legacy? Trump would throw in jail this evening if he knew he could get away with it.
He broke Deng and Noah. Might as well keep the good times a rolling.
Letting her client get convicted of 34 felonies says what??
The fans should be in full tank mode also. I understand people have already have tickets but that doesn’t mean that they have to buy concessions. There should not be one walk up ticket bought pregame.
But he is 6’8” and so versatile…
With the amazing comeback victory by the Bulls last night I believe the Bulls locked in that coveted ten spot in the East. Wading in the waters of mediocrity is such a wonderful place to be.
How in good conscience can ABC have Stephen A. and Kendrick on their postgame? I have to turn it off immediately.
They are why we can’t have nice things.
Just rub it in. The Bulls don’t even know how to tank correctly.
Two more plus this one he will be making “the turn” and be on the back nine. Fucking turd.
Don’t tease me with a good time.
From MAGA’s point of view on this they would say “We are derisiving our assets and spreading them around to make it better for everyone”.
SGA and another guard on the Thunder.
He is the Elon Musk of the NFL.
What if we can get one of these private companies to plant a pride flag on the moon. How much would that piss off the Christian Nationalist/MAGA movement?
If the score holds I feel the Clippers lost this game rather than the Lakers winning it.
What should have been. Stolen elections have consequences.
Trump is “thinking” suckers and losers in this picture.
The walls are there so we can’t escape.
What she said.
No fucks given about anything except themselves.